The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 7, 1914, Page 4

'STAR—MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1914. PAGE 4) “Ou, Dear Ne! THis ls A TLL PLACE?! AW TWO MON CLORKS ARG WCH IMPOS3(eLE AD Fosies!" Diana Dillpickles In A Ray of Sun. shine in the | Office | A 4-Reei ‘Screecher’ “UM THE Nel SHIPPING CLERK. 1 HOPS We Become Good FRICNDOSS “TC PICK THen YP, miss! HORTICULTURE ! DID CnA’ EVER SEE A SMILE ON A MOUTH OF A RIVER OR A FROWN ON A BROW FR HILL? i. ~ THE SEATTLE STAR OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NeEWsrarkns | Telegraph News Service of the United Press Association. Entered at Seattle, Wash.. Postoffice as Second-Clase Matter. ‘mail, if city, to six mos.; six mos. year $3.25.|| Out Of ity. 3h Pearriet, elty. She month. Datly by The Star Publishing Oo. exchange connecting all dopa: Maim 9400, Private || =. ° ° 5 : : Drug Famine a Blessing in Disguise ND now it’s drugs that are ballooning. Tt Which makes it more than ever important that you take care of your health. Unlike the hoist in food prices, the advance in some has an excuse, for they're imported. And the foreign makers now have a monstrous market right at home. But don’t let the soaring price of drugs scare you. Drugging is very much of a habit. Lots of folks go “through life fairly well without using drugs at all. The less you , we guess the better off you'll be. Most doctors ‘admit that, save in emergencies, drugs are to healing just about what the judge's gown and wig are to justice, or the " stained glass window and the impressive chancel rail are to real religion. _ Fresh air, plain food, exercise, regular habits and a smil- ing front to the worries of life have it over drags like a tent. . Let Europe keep the nasty stuff; we should worry. The Skill That Kills HINK of the type of human mind which, in cold blood, could plan an instrument capable of shooting a shell so precisely timed that, at a six-mile range, when just over the heads of its human targets, it bursts, sending downward a hail of bullets sufficient to kill a regiment! France, it is reported, has such a weapon. It is the “sur- prise” up that country’s sleeve, presumably offsetting that other “surprise,” Germany's great airship with {ts unexplod- © able gas balloon, which is supposed to be navigable 1,000 miles at a height of a mile and a half and ty carry 25 men and 12 tons of a new explosive—enough to wipe out as by magic a fleet of battleships or a city. During past years, while so many men and women in the war-torn countries were using their noblest endeavors in planning to prevent poverty, disease and other human misery, a few persons have exhausted their wits to think out these | devilish contrivances for slaughtering or wounding people b And instead of being locked up as maniacs full of menace | to the race, behold, those who contrived the deadliest weapons i are now given high honors! vrai re eo 6 IF IT’S GOOD FOR ROSES, WHY NOT FOR ADO LPH? Myt HOW WONDERFUL 186 DER INVENTIONS oF $e tLAeLA- LAY TH 13 THe Lure! Bimis ts THe Lire? WORDS BY DINK OF IT! YuST BY DER use a OF A LITTLE VHALE GIL SOAP UND KEROSENE EMULSION DBY KILL ALL DOSE UTTLE Dinas wicH “WHY, THERE'S RY OD PREND, CYERETT True!* THIS '§ MR, GETTUM, Ws ATYORNGY, 1 Bevleve, Anewered by Mr. Cynthia Grey Dear Mr. Cynthia Grey: | have | been keeping company with a very fine young man for several years. Last week he began to color a meer- schaum pipe and yesterday he pro- In the negative. run away from | Elizabeth M. the globe, so that the fish, being able to rise to the top, Jumps out See that the globe {s never more than half full of water and rub above the water ill not be able dither to jump out or climb over. THE WITNEEE STAND YOu INSULTED ME AND YRIED TO MAKE 4 MONKEY OF M@ UNDER COVER OF Gurr Mee Back To mel 1 am bothered with shooting paine in my left leg. Please tell me what cures them.—T. E. G You probably have a bullet in your leg. Should | break an egg before beating It?—Lenore D. No. Always beat the egg first. | This makes it more tender. | Can you tell the difference be- |tween a policeman and a French lchef who cooks a young goat?— Norris R. Oh, yes; we can tell the differ. ence easily. The policeman wears a bine uniform, while the chef wears a white one Possibly, however, you are iapringing one of those absurd con undrums. If you are, the answer, 1,000 GERMANS DIE IN BATTLE |FRENCH WONDER AT THE KILTIES)| posed to me. He is a photographer. How should | answer him?— Marie R. In the past two days. How can | stop It?—Mary| You have put too much water in ¥ MACDONALD SCHAEFER—MUSIC B $1.00 DRY POWDER FIRE EXTINGUISHER Saves both life and property. Hangs up and can be used instant ly. One of these used in time would have pro- vented many a fire. 26c GENUINE WILSON GAS STOVE TOASTER 20¢ min. nice Takes about 2 ot to toast 4 aiices. Extra strong and durable; one of the best made; Stee! ribs. Patent trap door flange. 30-FOOT 20 EXTRA STRONG TEN: TIE-OUT CHAIN . For tying out cows, horses a: ik. NO. 0 COIL CHAIN, CUT TO LENGT Se FOOT ELECTRIC LAMP CORD...... For Iamp extensions and inside wiring. NO, 1 5x7lg 16-1N. OVER ALL IXL DO! HEAVY — SHOVEL... oe 8 NO. 2 5x8’, 224%. OVERALL SAME NO, 3 5'9x9 25-IN. OVERALL 7-IN. KRAEUTER ADJUSTABLE heavy sheet $1.00) 5e 2¢| burner pliers. || SPINNING’S CASH STORE s we remember It, ts: ‘The police- man kids the cook, while the BELGIANS F RM Frenchman cooks the kid. Where can I patent The work of organizing a relief | shoes?—Ellen N committee for the raising of money Should a coffee bean be skinned|with which to feed the starving before or after it is roasted? Does| people of Belgium has crystallized jit injure coffee to grate it?—-Mrs. into the formation of an organiza- |8. 0. 8 | ton known as the Belgian War Re- In making apple butter, how lief Fund, with headquarters at long should the apples be churned?| San Francisco, A branch will de —Jenny Vieve. organized here within a few days. How can I remove the lumps) Meantime contributions, efther from cottage cheese’—Mrs. M. T.| from Belgians or anyone else inter Heda j ested, are earnestly sought by Jo- Please tell me where I can buy!seph Hertogs, at the head of the 1416-1417 Fourth Av. Questions Mr. Cynthia Grey Cannot Answer leather | a rubber clothes line.—A. L. T. Belgium vice consulate tn Seattle, My pancakes are always fiat Contributions mated and ad- | How can I make them round, like a| dressed to the Belgian consul in | dumpling rs. J. DB. | Seattle will reach him. Give Fels-Naptha Soap a chance to do the hard part of your work for you and Fg i s seal sone PARIS, Aug. “%%—(By Mall to 2 Tt was ong in va these mechanical horrors! aypwprp, Sev One thou-| New York).—A neverending source | would frighten Europe into keeping at peace sand Germans have » killed and | of wonder and delight to the French How vain and how costly a delusion! They have instead been the means of inciting the world’s 3,000 wounded In fighting south of | Termonde, the war office announced | deadliest wars. today. It {8 stated the German | Better curb such hellish ingenuity next time. movement against Ghent has halted. A Spellbinding Judge! UDGE FRATER is out making campaign speeches and meddling in petty party politics. What a disgusting spectacle! And for whom is Frater making speeches? For Wilson R. Gay, the unfit, the man who was charged with being drunk on the bench; for Gay, the humbug, and the “‘Oh-tell- it-to-Sweeney” kid. Judge Frater’s son, John Frater, a stripling lawyer, is campaign manager for Gay and is slated for a Job as deputy prosecutor in case Gay is elected To such muddy depths has a judge of the superior court sunk! THE LATE U. Supreme Court J: to make a will In istrict of Columi to hire nine U. 8. supreme court justi law, some one of the others OR. L. R. CLARK, D, D. 8. tice Lurton didn’t know how| I want to reach the people who We see now why we have|do care about the kind of dental If one of them doesn’t know | work they have done y | Particular people who = henna ing for a response Go to the polls to-|#enne of beauty |That response they will find in a ease our dental work. It speaks a GEORGE TENNANT, brother of Charlie Tennant, the |language sure to appeal to them ia Masitat Fead:G.,Brewn for prostouting attorney. 's |and speaks louder after it is worn of a knock being a boost. & few years. Sd ’ My prices are the lowest that |have ever been offered in Seattle, YOUR VOTE is lost uniess you cast a first and second choice vote |considering the class you get. Just in the senatorial contests in the progressive and democratic parties. | thi f gettl Vote for Ole Hanson first choice, but do not overlook the fact that you |s10.00 Nae Getoe. tor 4000, ana must also cast a second choice vote. [regular $10.00 Never-Slip Plate for ~ ik gis $5.00! IN DEMANDING $40,000,000 war Indemnity from Brussels, Empe-| Our guarantee is the one that ror William has set an example that will be something fierce if the | protects you, It is signed by the Cossacks get 5 operator and manager. are look- to thelr own and refinement DO NOT be misied by last-hour campalgn lies. morrow and vote, It is your duty. ective, is another Can you beat it? jor “The Campbells Regal Dental Offices Union St-—2 Shope—110 Madison §/ Dr. L. R. Clark, D. D. S., Manager, 1405 3rd Ave. N. W. Cor. Union 8t, WE GIVE GAS HOUGE WW THE SHOE REPAIR MAN} country folk are the kilted High lander regiments with the British forces. The Gallic peasantry could hardly believe their eyes when they first saw the husky regimentals in what appeared to be short petticoats. At first the inhabitants of the country put them down as some wild troop of Amazons whom the English kept for fighting purposes. The bagpipes are another object of admiration, When the kilties step out to “The Cock of the North” Are Coming,” whole villages follow them for miles. There are four Scotch regiments with the British continental army BELGIAN BOY SCOUTS SEEING REAL SERVICE Belgium Is the first country to make a wide use of the services of the Boy Scouts In time of || war. In Brussels they are employed as dispatch riders between the various departments of state; as orderiies at the depots of the Red Cross organization; as “po- licemen” they patrol the streets during the day, and in case of of the families of the men at the front. There are today 4,500 Boy Scouts in Beigium—3,000 In the organization based on the lines of the English Boy Scoutes and 1,500 belonging to the Catholic brigade. Anty Drudge Tells Willie the Right Kind of Soap to Buy Willie Weary—"Ma, here's Anty Drudge. I met her on the way to the store to get your soap and she made me buy a new kind. She's come to tell you about it.” Anty Drudge—“Howdye'do, Mrs. Weary. I'm to blame if Willie did wrong, but I thought you had never heard of Fels-Naptha Soap, or you wouldn't be buying any other kind. And if you never heard of it, it’s time you did. So 1 just came along with Willie to tell you some things you'll be glad to know.” it will save your health and strength. It will relieve you of hard rubbing and scrubbing. It dissolves grease and makes dirt disappear. It savescoalor gas, because you donot need hot water. Works perfectly in cool or lukewarm water. Just as wonderful for housecleaning, dishwashing, or anything for which you use soap and water, as it is for washin clothes. Try Fels-Naptha Soap in coo or lukewarm water, and see how easy the “Fels-Naptha Way” of doing things is. Washes woolens without shrinkin or hardening them. Does not hurt deli- cate materials, nor fade colors. Follow the directions on the Red and Green Wrapper. FELS 4 CO. PHILADELIERA