The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 31, 1914, Page 4

neg RT I RT TT EE TR I TTT I NE LL TE EU Re Pe TS ARR Pe STAR—MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 1914. PAGE 4, ea aes OH, SIRLIES, I'VE BROVEH T . Diana sone OF SUSIE SLAW'S WEDDING ; Dillpickles “§ "WHY, (T'S THe THimece! = “Have Some, *merer! ive THAT MEANS THAT You'Re a ‘as vsuac, DIANA $° “WELL, L Dowtr BITTEN ON SOMETHING To BEA BRIDE Next! ‘Tue GRIDS Pur Feeu huNcRY, Bur Like A HAZEL tr A SILVER THIMBLE I NGVER ReruUse IN THIS CAKE! “SHucks ! SAME CLD STORY — EVERYGODY GSTs MARRIGO BUT 54 F] fig 4-Reei Film QUEAK FROM 4, NOW WE KNOW WHAT “PRITZIE” IS-ANEELHOUND’ Pee eee WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD Pr? DEY 18S FINE EELS, ) HOW, DEN, DIT You URES ~ So SLENDER UND CATCH DEMY BUT VEN HE VENT IN, DITA ve LL, ADOLPH, I “DON T CLAIM WH READ YOUR MIND, BECOSS SS ‘OU HAF Nor ANY. Yet LF SYLPHLIKE! BUT ‘OWT Down HE SCARE ALL Dem EELS AVAYE SHOULT GAY YoU HAF 7 yw VERE 198 NOUR NBED Bye Fritze BEEN FISHIN , YESS, TACKLE "4 CATCHED DEM. G+ oscar. UND TACKLE 1 HE VENT IN DER 1 CAUGHT A NICE CATCH DEM VATER VERE Dey MESS OF EELS. an SWERMAN HAO A VERY TRE IKEA ABovT i wR | | | | ’ a ————_WHEN A MAN'S MARRIED—By Allman, [THE SEATTLE STAR } Now TRY AND KEEP IF You'D PAY r OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEA cE or “NEWSrArens ATTERTION To Second-Cla “Matter. || eae Entered at Seattie, Wash. Postoffice By mall, out of city. 35 per mon. up to six m By carrier. cit six mon $1.80; year $3.28 i Put the Price Jumper on Trial Fy RESIDENT WILSON’S move to halt the price-rocketing robbery of the poor was prompt. | Evidently he means business | But at quickest the law is apt to move slowly. We have the goading of dire peril which so swiftly moved Eng- d to empower its officials to seize every surplus stock of} od and regulate its use to prevent starvation neers Such a crisis might come here; but it can be averted if folks will keep cool. PONTO THE PURP Instead of the cruel rule of every man for himself, which ’ breeds panics, better try vigilance with co-operation. Buy what you need, but DON’T hoard. If your retailer ~OTHING Downe Tooay — No tries to squeeze you, club with your neighbors and seek a job-) | Tu Fee ae oa ber. If the jobber refuses to sell, carry the evidence to the "district attorney and get in touch with the manufacturer or| | a eccate Organization among consumers can soon smoke! | tors out. When you've once got evidence on a speculator, don’t | await the slow course of the courts, but also carry the case into the swifter court of public opinion Arraign him at its bar and put him on the defensive Make him show good reasons or stand branded THE USEFULNESS OF THESE HAS BEEN PROVEN BY LONG SERVICE 28x1'% OR 28x1% VACUUM CUP, NON-SKID CLINCHER BICYCLE CARING | iicecenceiss . $3.50 They are safer to ‘ride, look better and last longer, which makes them more economical PERFECTION EASY RIDING TRIPLE SPRING RAISED BACK BICYCLE SAODLE ....... $1.50 Ride one for comfort. PERFECTION EASY RIDING TRIPLE BICYCLE SPRINGS ....75¢ Glad to put It on your saddle for you. 000, 00 OR O STILETTO OR OTHER HIGH GRADE BALL PEIN OR MACHINIST'S HAMMER TO KEP YOU IN THE CITY COUNCIL AFTER YOU HAVE SUPPORTED EVERY BC BUSINESS MEASURE THAT CAME ALONG! mo you! Yo um ooo | ANSWERED BY MR. CYNTHIA! | GREY | | My Dear Mr. Cynthia Grey: 1] |haye a pet Welsh rabbit and while | playing with it last night it bit nie. Do you think there Is any danger of hydrophobia resulting ?—Ethy! ji ; 3 Rear) There is no danger, but your ex-| NO. 2 SAME. -70¢ NO. 4 SAME . +s This will make trouble, but it will save worse trouble perience should teach you to be Special crucible steel ‘head and toughest hickory handle. Unless you're willing to help yourself, you can’t expect the careful in the future, A Welsh rab-| Siaxtv2 HEAVY SHORT DOOR BOLT .......... 10+. 0reeses 10¢ i G0 ‘tick, for the government is- only you,| bit, when aroused to anger, can in-| Medsures % inch less than regular 2i-inch barrel bolt, and ts government to do m 8 y) | flict a serious wound. Perhaps,| mrsoh heavier multiplied. Ordinarily a cheat counts on the public’s patience to let him get away with his plunder. But that theory won't work if the public, instead of being patient and dumb, gets busy ee Some prices are bound to rise in a situation like the pres- ent.. They have to be accepted with the best grace possible. But force an explanation and check it up—don't let any specu-j lator fool you. This emergency won't last. It is the dealer who plays fair whom you ought to remember with patronage when the ’ clouds shall have rolled by. It ought to be worth an effort to _ find out who are on the level and who are not. % ° _ What Figures Mean q WO MILLION MEN, armed with deadliest of weapons, 5 are stretched along the French frontier from Switzerland | to Belgium. What does it mean? | Change every man, woman and child in the state of Cali fornia to a soldier and they would but slightty overmatch this fighting horde. Do the same with Colorado and there woutd be less than half the number Minnesota would give but a few thousand more, and Nebraska several thousands less. New Mexico could give but a sixth of the ofrce; Wyoming less than a twelfth however, it bit you tn play Which ts the better to say tn} ordinary conversation: “Il am o- ing to Pittsburg next week,” or "I/ shall go to Pittsburg next week” ?- 8. 7%. © It is better to say: “I am not coing to Pittsburg next week.” SCISSORS OR SHEARS SHARPENED AND ADJUSTED SO THEY CUT RIGHT . «156, 2 pairs 25¢! SPINNING’S CASH STORE 3425;2427 A New York youth has gone into the business of furnishing his!) SEATTLE BUSINESS blood for transfusion purposes and t $20 a quart. He has earned $120 DIRECTORY in the last four ‘months Select from the Goods of the Fol = a lowing Merchants—They Are Thoroughly Reliable and | Solicit Your Patronage. j AWNINGS | Awnings and Sleeping Porches to jorder, Estimates furnished free. Pennants and Cermival Supplies, Linquist & Lund, Inc. 1516 Third Avenue. Phone Elliott 5340. ____ RESTAURANTS f To decide a bet, please tell me whether a hen lays an egg because she wishes to or has to.—-A, R.R This is one of those old, old ques tions much debated, but never set- tled to the satisfaction of every-| body Interested, But instead of de-| bating the question, why not con-| «ratulate ourselves that the hen| lays the egg instead of throwing it.) | I am a traveling salesman and not expert at etiquet, so I wish to ask your advice. I was in Canton three days last week and at break-| f one morning I asked the walt ress to bring me some fiannel| cakes. “Do you prefer the Canton flanne! cakes?” she asked. Should I have hit her with my fist or a plate?—-H, P. T Neither. Were you afraid of breaking a chair? |German Delicatessen — Shop 8 c Db; Dear Mr. Cynthia Grey Our} Missing caste. .ex0 Serene 4 Try Chicago and there would be a half million over troubles with grandma are at an| Sot pros ae Lad er eaten C. F. Baasch Milwaukee could furnish but a fifth : end, I am sure ently grandma | Iteeth, Hxamtnations @fousew be-| 913 THIRD AVE. And these vast forces are all men, all intent upon killing became acquainted with a young! ing conducted without charge, and | each other. No babes, no children, no women—only strong WINS BY A FAINT. Hafet He pt rohan ead ma) estimates are furnished in allcases | ss CAFES men equipped for death idles eae \ took charge of nis training camp, | TRAMPS FOR U. 8. , Warn any Seattle People who intend|We Stand Back of Our x Merchants’ Lunch “Forty thousand killed and wounded,” read the bulletins|,, N®W YORK, Aug. 31H. H./ discharged his trainer and most of| Editor The Star: Suppose that,|Seeking jobs in Butte, Mont for 12 Years’ Guarantee. Elliott 2448 of battle Paneck, ¥ ed on the steam-|the assistants, and acted as his|instead of building three battleships! | arrived a few days ago from Set of Teeth : ship St. Paul, a ruse to assist/ sparring partner. She would have| every year, we build two (that ought | Seattle in search of a job nd 1) = day every ad d Wipe ou in a day every adult male from such cities as|20 women refu from France to| been in his corner the night of his|to be enough), and use the money | found conditions terrible here, as Guaranteed ..... e ecc iqu 3 Columbus or Toledo or Denver or St. Paul, pile the bodies in|reach England, When the women| first fight had sho felt sure she|laid aside for the third to build a| Well as in Great Falls Set of Teeth A. G. DUCKWITZ, Manager a long rows or in hospital tents and you get some idea of the sieotarted to sore) the —, ip could control he rake and not jump/|few tramp steamers to ply cahiters\ vragen riepigtomey erede n and up Guarantesd DUR Wee ee ie ‘aris wan crowded ‘anec old into the ring If he happened to re-| the U. 8. and Burope? oO 8 ae copper mines have a carnage. one of the women to simulate faint-|coive a few sharp puches, Ww, he cre’ wv tramsp eteamners | closed in three days. Thousands of Solid Gold or WINES, LIQUORS, CIGARS t e Pp punches. Well] The crews of the tramp 4 —_— Equip every man in Los Angeles and they would form|ing, and when people left the train|—he won the fight, and grand-| could be made up of officers and|™Men are walking the streets, Porcelain Crown... . FUNERAL DIRECTORS but a small part of the German army sent to invest Namur. | to find out what was the matter, the| mother has confided to us that she|men now in the navy, They could| The state bank closed today Gold or Porcelain | ‘a es a Every male in Texas, from drooling babe to tottering | Yom" Fushed in |proposed immediately after and|be put under the same discipline as| J, H. M, Butte, Mont. $10 ‘ Ww. $4° . ar wngia aed senlace: the acmie ; &| was accepted, She has whispered | they are aboard a man-of-war, | Bridge Work....... SACREDNESS Erte cAtive Pacitic Coast would have | fae tek a CALLS OUT BOYS) '0 us that the wodaing is 10 be in| | ‘The erews could be changed at in-| |, HOW ABOUT IT Now? | Solid Gold Fillings.$1.00 Up| whcares al attle. e en acific Coast would have but few left fc June, We are all so happy,—Mrs, | tervals, ditor The Star ittle whito | illings We shall not mar the sacredn peace. Oregon could give but a fifth and W ashington a third | PARIS, Aug "S17 ainek the de LT. 1 At first I thought this might be a/ int @ morning and evening paper| [Other Filling 50¢ ps umtinte you or belittle “ey ee i | S dante ‘an such an ex-|it slo 3) ra @ ¢ 9 : | | facilely on many times thi farce to follow the troops now | Isr of at Tn See. Ses ‘the class] sient bridegroomelect, and, we| Uncle Bam wouldn't in any way| American diplomacy, and siti hi on Let us know your wishes and they — drawn in battle lines. The first reports of death must be |Of1%1% ihe motive Heserves and the) are certain she will have many|want to hurt his little friends in|the argument that all Burope was | wil be Gaanniind ‘with multiplied many times before the frenzy of plood lust has| serves, giving approx! ately $80) el happy days * the shipping trust, and it sounds so | laughing at us. | 7 Ps passed and sanity replaces war fever. f age Ce ee socialistic gaat maybe we had better! Can The Star inform a somewhat} RW RTH pass y reg a jmore men, (“STEWART HOUSE 3 ‘rep It. [sensitive American If thgy are still’ Pinte But at any rate, think tt over, {giving us the laugh ove | 86 Stowart At | HO UG E WV THE SHOE REPAIR MAN J evattnisa So insantion in witch Fine Rabie Marne FR WELLEN. | icuannatos. | Pyt-Rate Dentists & SONS 216 Union 8t-—-2 Shops—110 Madison | nurses get three years of training > Wgeeeed BUTTE IN BAD Way? A STAR WANT AD will) 207 UWIVERSITY STREET. _ monnioiad® |in the care of dogs and other pets, Haltor The Star: I would Uke-to| go into over 45,000 homes| CORNER SECOND AVENUE, 1921 FIRST AVENUB