The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 29, 1914, Page 4

STAR—SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, | "SADIG, HERE'S DIANA ~~ ="4ND 30 Tie Glorious Daves 1914, PAGE 4) . Diana OVLPICRKCES BACK From THe } | Dillpickles HIPICKIeS | {OVENTURSS EVER. A Prince's Moment of | Peril A 4-Reei ‘Screecher’ | Film | L_ B'GOLLY FELLERS NO ONE WILL NOTICE OAT YOUR HAT IS SHABBY IF YOU RAISE IT OFTEN ENOUGH!) | OSCAR GOES SHOPPING FOR ADOLPH I have observed that the more poor relations a rich man has the Detter are his chances of reaching | Some women are so fond of @lothes they won't leave a grand | opera performance until the finish eee “My idea of the height of pa- tlence,” writes C. S., “is a deaf man | waiting for a sun dal to tick.” 7 THE SEATTLE STA Entered at Seattic, Wash.. Postoft! By mail, out of city, 36 per mon. 7 to six mos; six mos. $1 By carrier, city, 25¢ & month. Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co. hon: exchange connecting all departments. Matter. “year $3.26 UT OF all this black welter of furious, seemingly insane, war some good will come, of course | Nations have the characteristics of men. A man is apt! to get in a rut; to accept things as they are, the bad with the good, rather than go to the bother to change them. But if) something comes along and gives his torpid factulties a jolt) —a flood, a fire, a cyclone, anything unexpected and dramatic, | summoning his reserve energies to instant action, he be- comes quite a different fellow; tense, alert, efficient, resource ful. The Silver Lining | The effect of war upon nations is often like the effect of disaster upon individuals. The peasants of mid- rope, upon whom the burden of the present fighting will fall, will come home—those who shall come at all—with minds enriched, vision broadened and with a new sense of per-| sonal importance which ought to make for the quickening ey democracy. | The foregoing are effects to be expected after any war| anywhere. There is in Europe today, however, another and a peculiar probability. | More than a generation has passed since Europe has} had a really big war. During this time class, racial and national animosities have grown and smouldered until the] poison of their gases has infected every country, almost every | person. | It has looked as if a few kings forced this war. But a deeper view is that it came inevitably, as a flood of small) hates accumulated till no barriers could hold. It is hard for Americans, living remote, to appreciate such a condition; yet we have sometimes a taste of it in the jealousies and prejudices | which grow up along our borders or among rival cities and) sections. | Where these grow intense, as in crowded Europe, com pelling folks, even in peace times, to maintain tremendous armies and exhausting in thoughts of war the best energies of nations, it may prove a useful relief to have a grand clean-up, costly though it be. For once that shall be done, ce and civilization will be assured of another inning last-| ing at least a generation Tf to all this shall be added a real awakening of Europe's workers to how little they get out of war and its artificial hates; an awakening followed by definite self-protection, the good will quite outweigh the bad, horrible as the latter is A Bible Quotation 6c ND YE shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that ye be not troubled; for all of these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. “For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. “And then shall many be offended and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. “And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. “And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations: and then shall the end come.” According to St. Matthew, the foregoing is what Christ said when His disciples came to show Him the great temple PORTLAND OREGONIAN says Congressman Humphrey is a “Se attle possession.” When those nasty Portland papers get anything on Beattie, don’t they rub it in? THE SAME gang which tried to save Hanford’s scalp from im peachment is now rushing to the rescue of Judges Crow, Gose and Chadwick of the supreme court. | ots RR ERR sEKCES | HURRAH FOR the private employment grafter, is the verdict of Secretary Howell and Judge Claypool! JUDGE GAY Is in pretty sad business when he attacks the “lazy | husband” \a: ind tries to make that an issue in the campaign for| prosecuting ney. the humane measures which Wash-| ington is proud of. Di n that he will not enforce It, if by any| untoward chance he te outor? CHIEF GRIFFITHS won't go to Europe. There's plenty of fight- Ing right here for that congressional nomination. | WOMAN presided at a divorce hearing in Terre Haute, first time | in the history of Indiana courts. | HOUGE WV THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St.—2 Shops—110 Madison SEASHORE WITH TNS RICHEST PUNCH OF SHE'S PROMISED ro YELL US ABour A NORWECIAN PRINCE! ————=" 1 AM VENTING DOWN Town ADOLPH. 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