The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 22, 1914, Page 4

'STAR—SATURDAY, AUCUST 22, 1914. PAGE 4) A¥* 6! ania Dillpickles In They Make "Em That Size Now A 4-Ree! ‘Screecher’ YES, IT MAY Y w Me eet Mth radotMte | ~ 7] HATE To BGOLLY FELLERS IF YA’ WANT > ‘ER GET UP WITH TH’ LARK IN TH’ MORNIN?-YA' BETTER KEEP RWAY FROM || TH SWALLOWS | | AT NIGHT! nee) ~- ot the ted Press Assoct — Entered at Seattie, Wa a ‘By mati, out of city, 35 ner . Postoftice as Becond- up to six mos.; six mos. & month. : Wilson’s Mexican Policy Wins HAT do you think now about Wilson's “watchful wait- ing” policy for Mexico? - Wasn't he the wise guy, though? » S'pose he had let the blood and thunder bunch rush into sending our army in, wouldn't we be in a pretty pickle today? | Things have come to pass as he said they would, Huerta gone. We were forced into Vera Cruz by a bone-headed 1 and lives were lost that hadn't been in Wilson's plan; ¢ went no further, and the loss was small compared with what a real invasion would have involved _ The constitutionalists have won, but the Mexican capital Hasn't been pillaged, nor is the “gringo” as hated as he was Europe's flare-up finds us free. And, though Mexico may give Ws trouble yet, it can hardly be as bad as we should have had fo face had those of us who scolded Wilson forced our nation into the hornets’ .nest Own up, everybody, that we owe a lot to Wilson’s cool, €anny, Scotch Presbyterian head Canby Fixes the Blame CUTE old boy is C. H board of trade. Canby, president of Chicago's Right off the bat he has told who's to blame for the sky focketing prices "Tain't the gamblers. Whisper the damning truth It’s the newspapers, cuss ‘em! “The newspapers print stories of the increased prices, and that catises every merchant to ask more for his wares,” says Canby. And he adds: “I see nothing for the government to investigate.” Not even the newspapers? Come, now; clearly they ought to be stopped from print ing the news. How much easier ‘twould be for the meat gamblers and grain gamblers and all the other pirates on the | high seas of trade to get by if the pesky newspapers would only » keep still If it’s knowing about it that makes being robbed so un pleasant, then Canby’s dead surely right Wilson’s Worst Mistake UST a minute from the war news to keep one item of the No, siree! Bend low and we'll home record straight Did you see how Daniels, Wilson's personally picked in tetstate commerce commissioner, in the rate case, though he'd Mot sat during the hearings and had hardly got his chair = warmed, grouched over the commission's failure to give the failroads everything they sought? to do a thorough job? And lectured it for trying Bs. This was the same Daniels who, as public service com :. missioner of } Jersey, allowed the Passaic Gas compan get away with a cartload of “water.” Thus far, Daniels is Wilson’s worst mistake {Good But Guilty HAT U. the Harvester trust seems to be a queer thing | It does not find that the trust has over-capitalized or been | guilty of unfair or oppressive practices in respect of either cus tomers or competitors. In short, it is a good but illegal trust. S. district court decision ordering dissolution of | TO CAP the climax of partisan vileness, John D, Spreckels gave | Woodrow Wilson a dirty editorial roast while the latter was burying his beloved wife. y HOLLAND, INVENTOR of the submarine, has just died at Newark, eve of practica) trial of submarines in a big war. Knowing nvention could do, Holland was a strong advocate of peace. HOUGEN THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St.—2 Shope—110 Madison D “TaHar's Funny! lana it~ 2 DON'T SEE IT ANYs Y wn) wHere} 1 Cann FINUSH PACKING UNTIL r PIND (Ty! ET BECOME AN EMERGEN / BREAK IT To Him— 1 NEVER COULD LOOK UNMOVED AT GRIEF, ICY its SAY TOM, WHAT A i2 INCH GUN? NAB MOTORMAN A reckless driving charge is on the book of arrests today at police headquarters against H. K. Mar- shall, No, he isn't an auto driver, nor a motorbike rider, He is a street car motorman, It is alleged his street car squeezed an auto truck at the corner of Jackson at, | and Second av, 8. yesterday, truck driver, J. Bourman, 814 1. Pine st, is also booked on the same charge. The LONDON, Aug. 22.—The nation- al relief fund, known as the Prince of Wates fund, has reached $7,500,- 000. The Bank of Montreal yes- terday contributed $100,000, SHOOTS A Povectiuce. 12 INCHES IM DIAMETER AND WLGHING ShVERM TONS i iil ais ib Lili Ruanisowhis on lata jibe "MOLLY, DID YOU FIND ANYTHING OF MING WHEN You &” CLOANGD Upr "MAYGG I DD Put IT IN DOWN aT THE BOTTOM oo eee NO, it ISw'r Hers At aus$® a A CABMON THAT OME OF THost PROECTILOS WILL GO THROUGH FROM 10 To 14 INCHE® oF ARMOR PLATE AN TOM YouRE 1 GW ProvwoLY Sar, MR. TRUG, THaT f Am NOT OF GOMMONW BIRTH. ALL OF MY FAMILY ARE WEALTHY AND ARISTOCRATIC. BY MR. CYNTHIA GRAY I have an old bogey top. | I lost 20 pounds of fat last week. Will you please ask the finder to return it to me, care of Most Any- thing?—L. W. Most certainly not think the What can I do with it?—T. H. x Spin it, and maybe they will lose What do you thelr hold and fall off. Or use a Most Anything column kermicide isa butcher shop | Do chickens pay?—C, 8, | When I keep my clock upstairs {t No, the gentlemen are expected funs down. Is there any way to to do that. stop it?—-W, 8. G. Yes, there is a way. pendulum Hold the | What 18 the best | stuttering?—T. EB. G. | | Stop talking, | | way to stop Bp It Does Make a Difference Olsen was single, There is a What are the prospects for war|@hance for his recovery.—Goshen in Burope?—B, MeT. | Ind.) News-Tribune, Mr, Gray. will discuss that ques-| 4 4 tion at length next week | , Doesn't this war news make you | Vant to shoulder a gun and go out What is the nickname of Connie) yaa get killed? . Mack, the baseball manager?—J. C, * R. 1p Sihe well, it doesn’t make us feel | Cornelius iat way either, OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | “No'm SxCcEPpT I SwWePrT OVT A TINY MMPLe Of Dress Coons? Ml WORDS BY SCHAEFER-—-MUSIC BY MACDONALD | stupip! Thar WAS MY BaTHING SUIT!” YF, Pp a BADLY HURT. WHEN A MAN’S MARRIED—By Allman. ————— SIR, THERE'S ~~ BEEN AN ACCIDENT. ADOLPH IS HURT: HEE IS DEAR Me! AT DOT RATE We MAY HAF GET A DOCTOR! 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