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age STAR—THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 1914. PAGE 4 Diana Dillpickles At His Own Appraisal, Mind You A 4-Ree ‘Screecher’ Film TNOW THAT It'S ALL OVER BETWEEN US, MISB DICCPICKUSS, WOULD You MIND “TELLING ME WERS DEFE RENCE Figures’ “WELL, MR, DE | MOSH, IT MAK®S NO m i Tet YOU MY FORTUNE, I WAS WORTH & 3, BY YOUR OWN NOW, 43s — IN OTHER WORDS, 1 TIP THe BEAM AT 13S~ aS a $33,403 % AT MY OWN ALL THE. WEALTH’S IN THE HANDS OF THE RICH [THE SEATTLE S$ STAR] OF SCRIPrS SORT! Telegraph News Service of the Entered at Seattie, Wash. Postoftice mail, out of city, 35 to six mos; #ix mos. 81 at of OY. EP carrion, city. ite © month Datly Publieal “Gachange connecting all departments, 8 Second-Class Matter. id of a Broken Heart P) IED of a broken heart—Pope Pius X. ‘The pope’ was born a peasant and his sympathies inher-| belonged to the poor, suffering classes who are| being sent to the front to be siaughtered so as to satis | the whims of monarchs. He saw nation after nation, civilized nations, bitter bloodshed, and himself, the head of a great powerless to prevent it. a A prince of peace he was all his life—he hated the strife ‘of politics wherever he chanced to see it. He knew what war meant. He knew as the monarchs | Europe did not—the horror, the hunger, the cruelty of| war. = engulfed re- A Daniel in Judgment Fox—who has the right idea. A man was crossing the street at a place where you're} pposed to cross. Along came another man in a big auto- ile. The man in the auto tooted his horn. And then, a the other man didn’t step fast enough, Mr. Man in the Auto calmly ran him down. Said Judge Fox: “A pedestrian may walk as slowly as he chooses; he has| first right to the street crossing.” And upon the haughty | automobilist he assessed a stiff fine. By and by, when everybody has a Ford, these troubles| won't arise. Meanwhile, remember, ye who ride by foot,| there’s still a place where you have right of way. Making Light of It 66PPYWENTY-FIVE AND WOUNDED AT LIEGE.” "THE GERMANS MAKE LIGHT OF ING AT LIEG The foregoing are two news heads on the same page of one newspaper. Make light of it! The wives, the mothers, the sisters, the sweethearts of those 25,000 stricken soldiers don’t make light of it. Allow for each man the usual average of four blood kin and you have 100,000 human souls, as many as inhabit the capital of New York state; and you can wager your last penny that not one of them makes light of it. Prett soon it will be the French or Russians or British and Belgians who will be making light of even bigger losses —for the fight at Liege was “only a skirmish.” But there will be no lightness in the hearts of the widows and the orphans—the thousands, the millions dcomed to mourn. And they suffer it all—why? a a THE WHILE THE Triple alliance and Triple entente are putting up fireworks in Europe, King county Is not without a Trippie bombard- ment of its own. Ask County Clerk Sickles. BOYS TAKING the piaces of girls in Seattle laundries for the of beating the minimum wage law, are unpatriotic, without » and “sissified.” Boys with real American spirit will not stoop to that kind of treachery. THERE 18 one man who can beat both W. LORIMER Jones and George Turner—and that’s Ole Hanson. To nominate Hanson, ask for the progressive ballot on primary day, September 8. oer fight for their native land. But they pay higher taxes to pay for the cost of the patriotic fight—N. *D. Cochran, IN HIS bereavement, Woodrow Wilson will thank God that there fe plenty of work, THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St-——2 Shope—110 Madison And Pope Pius X. died, a victim of the European war. THOUSAND GERMANS KILLED| FIGHT-| ron if they win; they merely go back and| MO YORK To Bo! NODDINaS Te BAT! AODONGS vear! 1 DITN’'T NEPER FELT SO DICOURAGED Berore ! HERE'S a judge down in Cincinnati—Municipal Judge | name, There are three comedies, in- Me! cluding a George Ade fable. The Poor, pa EVERYGOOY iss GETTING ‘PRICE CF PRICES GND TER LOWNESS OF LWING DERe iss 40 OSCAR. IT'S DER HiGH MONEY. [ ouTeursTs OF EVERETT TRUE |/|[9 Most a hs -_-m~ sil ee i ~_ PHOTO PLAYS “THE STORM AT SEA.” A Kalem drama at the Class A today, tells of the love of two sisters for| one man, and the loving self-sacri- fice of one for the other. A storm at sea is one of the features, Alice Joyce is in a two-part feature, ‘The Old Army | “THE BLACK TRIANGLE” 18) a five-part picture that starts at the Alhambra today. It will run for four days. eee | IN THIS WEEK'S CHAPTER) of “The Million Dollar Mystery,” | at the Colonial today, called “The Leap From an Ocean Liner,” Flor. ence, the heroine who has been ab- ducted by the Black Hundred, does the daring piece of work that gives this episode of the “Mystery” its News Pictorial shows interesting events from the far Eastern war field. cee THERE ARE TWO TWO-PART dramas at the Odeon today, “Ashes of the Past,” by the Rellance com- pany, and “Towser's Sacrifice,” by the Kaybee company, together with a comedy. cee Class A Until Saturday Night “The Old Army Coat,” two-reel Kalem drama; “The Storm at Sea,” Kalem drama ‘aken by Storm,” Vitagraph comedy. .* . Colonial Until Saturday Night “The Leap From the Ocean Liner,” two-part episode of the “Mil lion Dollar Mystery"; “A Fatal Card” and “He Woke U p in Time,” Lubin comedies; “Hearst-Selig News Pictoria “The Fable of the Becomes a Homeseeker,” \¢ Clemmer Until Saturday Night “Sorrows of the Unfaithful,” Mary Pickford drama; “The Win ning Trick, IAllian Walker com- edy; “Pathe's Daily News"; “The Heart Rebellious,” roma. oben Th ineday “Ashes of the Past,” two-part Re- Nance drama; “Towser’s Sacrifice,” |two-reel Kaybee; “Apollo” Pred comedy. oe Alhambra Until Sunday Night “The Black Triangle,” five-part | drama. RESIDENCE THE. 7| At the Home Until Friday “The Subterranean City,” two- part feature; “The Love Victort- ous,” three-part drama; “The Woo- ing of Bessie Bumpkin,” comedy, eee At the Pleasant Hour Until Friday “Incille Love,” No. 10, two parts; “The Highwayman's Shoes,” two-part drama; “Billy's Riot, comed CANADA WIPES OUT ALL PARTISAN LINES OTTAWA, Aug. 20.—Party lMnes were abolished in Canada yester- day during the life of the Buropean war when the Canadian parliament unanimously endorsed England's participation in the confilet, Sir Wilfred Laurier, opposition leader of the lower house, said: “So long as there is danger at the front our first duty is to let Great Britain and friends and foes of Great Britain know that Canada is of but Mandolin Player,” a George Ade comedy. one heart and one mind and stands behind the mother country,” | lan ING Ps To Lure Them in “Waiter, what docs this meant” asked Dr. W. J. Griffin, who is a regular diner in the Rainier ree- taurant at Second and Madison. “Yesterday I received for the same price a portion of chicken twice | the size of this.” “Yes, sir,” answered the waiter. “Where did you sit, sir?” | ] | “Over by the window.” “Then that accounts for it We, |always give people who sit by the window large portions.’ eee Flagging Him The lecturer said impressively: “Every time I see a young m coming out of a saloon, I want to/ | go up to that young man and say: Turn right around, young man; lyou're going the wrong way.” | see The Easiest Way A schoolboy was given a sum to do. When it was done he took it to the teacher, who looked at it and said: “This answer is cents, Ko back to your seat and do it correctly.” “If you please, ma‘am,” said the | Youngster, fishing tn his pocket, |"T'd rather pay the difference.” eee Almed to Please Clerk——-What'll I tell this cus- |tomer—the undershirt shrinks or |doean’t shrink? Shorty Hatton—Is tt too large or too small? Clerk—Two sisen too dig. Shorty Hatton—Guarantee it to shrink at the first washing. WHAT THE PRESS AGENT SAYS The attraction at the Moore the |atre for one week, starting Sunday afternoon with matinees daily at 2:30, will be the pictures of the |Giants White Sox world tour, These pictures were taken from |the start to the finish of the trip and afford any one a round-the- world trip by attending the the atre in their own city, William Palfrey, of Palfrey, Bar. ton d Brown, the entertaining trio at Pantages this week, is a re- formed newspaper man. Palfrey used to labor on the New York Herald a few years ago, but unable |} to earn enough money to meet the | natural expenses of a gent of the | quill, he left the newspaper to its |fate and dived into the show bust- ness. *\Eyes Trouble You? TRY THIS SIMPLE RECEIPT. We all know some home remedy for minor troubles, and by the use of 6 renedies many a doctor's bill tx 4 and doubtless many a life. How few know what to do when thoir syen become tired and ache, or feel ary and inflamed from In the atioky, read. | What do you do? off and got cheap store ting our eye not need at all you when you Most of us rush which we very often do Thousands are woaring misfit or unnecessary glasses which they might better discard and other thou- sands oan, with @ little ears, probably so strengthen, thelr eyes ‘that gl might never be neo free recolpt that may bo Telled upon to kive comfort aad to help the eyes of some people; it fe harmless and has the enthu- fiastio endorsement of thousands who have uned it 5 Grains Optone (1 tablet). Ounces Water. @n eye wash night and morn- ener If possible. It makes mont eyon feel fine, quickly allays trritation, brightens the ayes and sharpens the vis. fon, Many who h that they will acon om. Get the Optona from any Owl Drug Store or your nearest drugs and prepare the solu- tion at your home wrong by 2| ~| Washington day.” A Govsex eReom v Jehnny Meuse | 16 aire. ooonfeRovs ! REMEMBER THE DAY--SATURDAY | ¥ Saturday the housewife will be | given ber chance to patronize| | home industry, Governor Lister has set aside | as “Made-tn- The merchants | of every class in the city ure taking | off their coats and jumping into the affair with a vim and energy that even the war cannot stop. This will be the tenth annual “Madein-Washington day,” and also will be designated officially as Chamber of Commerce day at) the Merchants’ and Manufacturers’ | |Saturday, August Falling to break his opponent's late for delegates at large to the convention, Republi- Barnes suffered the worst defeat of his career at Sara- toga, N. Y. 1357 Pounds € fair now in progress at the Arm-| §f ory. if Ad All rd “exactly $ You Tow MET WAS WORTH MY WEIGHT IN GOLD To You.’ DER Paper voT HERE TO ‘fou if UND AFTER I READ IN SPENDS FOR DAMONDS, FELLOW 1.W.W's, I RUSHED CHOIN Pie RICH PEOPLE 75c 15-In. Austin Double Clamp Motorcycle or oe Frame Pump . Fits 01 tions to leak. 150 No, 1g I-gill Chace Zinc CO winiv ese steccudiscsien e One will save enough oti in & short time to pay for itself. $4.50 Vacuum Cup Bicycle Tire. CITY WILL CUT LIGHT RATES The municipal light plant is pay- ing so well that tax payers’ burdens in maintaining street lights are to be lightened. The council budget committee yesterday, on recom- mendation of Lighting Superinten- dent J. D. Ross, decided to reduce the assessment against tax payers for this item from 4% cents to 4 cents per kilowatt hour, Even at this rate the plant will make a profit of $40,840 on street lighting in 1915. The present profit is $68,- 000, Two years ago the charge was 6 cents per kilowatt hour. Incidentally the committee holst- ed Ross’ salary from $4,200 to $5,000 per year. HE SAVES GIRL; IS ‘BAWLED ouT’ Carl Carlson, 15, 3140 Lane st. proved himself a hero last evening, and got blamed for it. He rescued Miss Elsie Lehman, 701 33rd av. S., from drowning in Lake Washington. When she was revived by a pulmotor she cried bit- terly, declaring she had wanted to/ commit suicide In her anger she said she hoped that young Carlson would himself drown some day. Miss Lehman has been fn {ll health. Lilllan Russel's daughter Dor. othy eloped with Edward O'Reilly, Pittsburg broker. 100 Carton 75 feet No. 3 Picture Wire . 150 75-ft, Carton No, 4 Heavy Picture Wire .. 30c or 350 Round or Square Ever-Ready Dry Battery. SPINNING’S CASH STORE primate 3 1416-1417 Fourth Av. oo comes +! CITY WILL NOT BUY VOTING MACHINES Although voting machines proved satisfactory when they were tried out in the last election, the city will purchase none at present, de- cided the budget committee of the city council yesterday. Can't spare the cash, right now. How to Prevent Acids Stomachs and Food Fermentation Bye Segoe Sy ist. As @ specialis s spent many years in the study and treat: ment of stomach troubles, I have — been forced to the conclusion that most people who complain of stom= le possess stomachs iv in the stomach, by p00 fermentation. o ae which ,distends bnormally, causin; full, Moated feeling. Thus bot % ation interfere with and reign elements. they comprise over $0 p all’ stomach difficulties—the first and only step necessary tralize the acid and stop the fermens tation by taking in little warm oF cold water immediately after eatin from one to two te ted magni the best antacid The le: ive known, Feist tor th bisurated magnesia, as I have foun: other forms utte! lacking In Ite” pec arly valuable properties. —= VISIT ie UBERS* MERCHANTS® A h) ( rs fied Artracti RDEATT INDUSTRIAL FAIR ax- ARMORY_ Au Weex, Aucusr 17722 AFTERNOON AND EVENINGS VE AND INTERESTING ExniBiTor LE DRQDUCTS eee Music Datty