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|| Diana | Dillpickles Ih World Duped Again. A 4-Reei | ‘Screecher’ | JRAINING HARD E OF THINGS TO LAUGH AT AND TO THINK ABOUT! 1 CANT FIND OUT ADOLPH'S * VOU, L TANE IT For GRANTET HE FSS A AUSTRIAN, UND GET HM ExciTeT. *H' BEST TIME TER SATCH SOFT WATER 1S WHEN IT (6 ly Hint From the Highbrow men would take more candy and 10,000 fewer grouches, wouldn't be so many HE SEATTLE STAR “You HAVe WON MY Heart OnLy INSTEAD OF A WALL STREET FIND You ARe STAR—WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 1914. PAGE # "HAsHA=HA! Goon JOKS OV THE WORLD, ISN'T ite” "AND YOU, DIANA DILLPICKLES, HAVE My TRUSTING NATURE TENDING To Be A LADY “BUT THE WORST PART OF [T 1S, THE Word WYED wiTH BY Fee WINKS [Ve MADE A MACDONALD [ “SAY ADOUPH, VEN YOU See DeR wHOLe AUSTRIAN ARMY MUSKETING DER INFECTION? DON'T You HEAR SHOULDER, I DON'T SEE WHY 4 as ER WAR TOCSIN’ | apocilinatioin -_ | i OF ‘CRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUB OF NEWSPAPERS) “agp z= | ‘Telegraph News Service of the United Press Assoctation. Entered at Seattic, Wash. Postoftic IF mail, out of city, 35 ner mon. up to six mos.; ‘ 4 By carrter, city, 25¢ a month. 8 Second-Class Matt six mos, $1. s your $9.26. Dally by The Star Pu exchange ing Co, Phone, Mata 9400. Priv departments. attle boys. worse? ers are evadin not patriotic. Appeal to Seattle Boys | HE STAR believes in the honor and patriotism of Se- If the best interests of the state were to be betrayed, jd you, Seattle young man, knowingly consent to be the | of such designing and evil influences? © If the welfare of the state’s girlhood and womanhood | fre menaced, would you, Seattle young man, knowingly rself to such a conspiracy? ttle’s boys should not be: of such miserable clay, and ‘The Star is confident that they are not : The Star does not believe that there are American boys, in there is that spirit of patriotism and honor which has this country great, who will knowingly consent to be the of conscienceless laundry owners for the purpose of ex- It's not a patriotic thing to do, boys This great state has, after a long stru; ces, enacted minimum wage laws will stand by these laws. ; d of. They are laws to protect our sisters ttle young man, want to see any girl work for such| tion wages that she is driven cither to death or some-| undry men who are em gle against greedy or girls. Patriotic! They are something to be| Would you, | loying boys in place of girl! the spirit of this humane legislation. They hey are not honorable. AND THEIR TREACHERY MUST FAIL IF SEAT- E’S BOYS ARE REALLY PATRIOTIC AND HON- BLE. IT’S UP TO YOU, BOYS. WILL YOU B” ON YOUR SISTERS, ON YOUR MOTHERS? WILL YOU KNOWINGLY CONSENT TO BE THE) FOOLS OF SHAMELESS EMPLOYERS? WILL) KNOWINGLY TAKE THE FOOD OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF GIRLS STRIVING TO EARN AN HONEST LIVING? ington. My first wish Is to see the whole world at peac: | Inhabitants of it as one band of brothers, striving which should | most contribute to the happiness of mankind.—George Wash- | | { —-—_-4| ONCE. _ But it is their faul 'T IS too late now—this dream of the international social- & ist congress to call out their 12,500,000 European com- fades in a continent-wide strike against war. Too late now, because it cannot be realized But it is a goal for the future if, after this cataclysm, there shall remain any unglutted lust for wholesale killing. | This time the rulers and the hired fighters stole a march son the workers—sprung the death trap of war ere the work- | ers could get out of the way. i 7 fighters had hold of all the levers of the man-eating machine; and they pulled before their arms could be stayed. The wisest of men are liable to be caught napping— and the hired isn’t it, if tricked a second time? ind destroy fam 4 and mar the purest joy and happiness God has | ranted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of | Eve for our neighbors and to devastate the fair face of the ee | war, to separat tiful world—Robert E. Lee. The Death-Lock F THE foods it consumes, Great Britain grows 25 per cent of the wheat, 60 per cent of the meats, 50 per cent of the beans, barley, oats, butter and cheese. She must starve or control ocean transportation in this ‘Naturally, the first great conflict should be an attempt by England to put Germany’s navy out of business. cen ial Acne tet © cht THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St.—2 Shops—110 Madison WHEN A MAN’S MARRIED—By Allman. WELL, 61x O'CLOCK, THE WIFE NOT home GENERAL RIDD. HAS ATTACKED Our overstocked and discon- ‘inued merchandise stock A very little cash effects a surren. URSTS OF EVERETT TRUE REALHAIR (+ post GROWER Found at Last |AN The Great English Discovery Crystolis “Grows ‘Hair | in 30 Days.” I WiSH You'p’ come OUT IN THE DINING ROOM AND HELP ME MOVE THO 750 Railroad Pick A dealer saves money. 25¢ Combination Funnel or Fruit Funnel, Strainer, Sy, TRUE, CAN'T THAT WAIT TLL A CITTLE 10¢ card 5 doz. assorted s: Worth 25c of any on Assortment of Revoiver 15¢ Nickel Plated End Cork Bicycle Grips, each . 150 15-in. Extra Heavy Tin B: tra high grade. A Better Place “Mamma,” queried little Myra, arts, to close out, each ........ 5 $1,000.00 Reward If We Fall on Our “do you think grandpa has really Positive Guarantee. Try It at Our Risk—Mail Coupon Today gone to heaven?” "was the reply. yell,” continued Myra, “Tl bet he sneaks outside once in a while to smoke his pipe.” 10¢ Bicycle Oller $2.25 14in. Spinning Nickel Pi The best we can buy. Made by Claus: bank use, cutting wall paper, etc $1.50 set of 6 Mound City Auger Bits Sizes \4, 5-16, %, %, % and \. SPINNING’S CASH STORE | High School Entrance Examinations The Boston Route ‘The latest Boston story is about ‘a small child who fell out of a win. A kind-hearted hurrying up with the anxious ques. How did you! 1415-1417 Fourth Av. The child looked up at the ques- tioner and replied in a voice choked with sobs, “Vertically ma’am.” STEWART HOUSE Near Pike Public Market Modern single rooms 25, ate WAIT TILL A Urrus LATeR— AGovT ONG Sounded Suspicious “You think our confidential clerk should be watched?" tnquired Mr, “I've always thought h® was above suspicion.” Seattle High Schools will be held | School, Tuesday, August 25, Every candidate for admis- sion to high school, who has no regular promotion certificate from the eighth grade of a Seattle gram mar school, should be present at these examinations. Out-of-Town Buyer mall FRANK P. NOLAN 1407 Fifth Ave. Re will save you money on all printing orders. |tles, “but the other day I heard jhim say he could live comfortably} jon the salary we're paying him.”— The judges of the Exposttions enthusiast oA a «ri Alroady since we secured the Americ rights hundreds of men written tolling of the ph Jobtained by Ite une, | been bald for years tell glory in beautiful hal krowth tn 80 da: who have had dandru they have got a clean, healthy scalp after a few applications of this wonderful treat- schools and special tutors do not schools, but they may admit the candidate to these FRANK B. COOPER, Superintendent. FREE DOCTOR The only charge is for medi- Many report new| A man sent his neighbor's little boy to the drug store to buy five He handed him two dimes, the extra one being for Some time afterward the boy came back blubbering and said he had lost one of the dimes, “But why didn't you buy me the amps?” asked the man. ail their Iives say postage stamps. BULL BROS. Jusi Printers. 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Cooper has set apart next Tuesday at 9 a. m. ans the time, and room 103 Broad. way high school, as the place for holding entrance examinations for all Seattle high schools, Bury Car Victim pat's important, we have plenty of money to back our guar $1,000 has been deposited in our ank as n Special Fund, to be for felted If we fall to or Cut out the coupon below It today to Creslo Laboratories, 277 eases Honeymoon Hamlets Fire, supposedly starting from a |clgaret, Tuesday morning damaged |the awning and front of the Red Front Clothing Co., at 1510 First But for the prompt action of the honeymoon might consider Kissimmee, Fla. Honey Brook, Pa FREE COUPON The Cresio Laboratories. RIGHT DRUG CO. 169 Washington St. And get his services free. 4 Lovelock, Nev | perfect lens for dista a yell tinguished the fire with chemicals, Jas reading « & much more serious fire’ would Felicity, Ohio, have occurred, a rey . if usually sell for closed, ay , Tuesday in order to prepare for But they'd better stay away from Wrangell, Alaska-—Mtlwaukee Jour- which will appear In Friday's Star. 021% Lane st., who died from injuries sustained yesterday when struck by a Mt. Baker street HIPPODROME th and University. jece Union Orchestra, a Close to Real Luck now, thim ratlways are a moighty foine invintion any- Department du- INVISIBLE Double Vision BEST IN THE WORLD McCarron’s Rapid Shoe Repairin BOOTS AND SHOES NEW AND REPAIR WORK IN ALL BRANCHES — 104 CHERRY ST., AT 1ST AVE. ch, 20th ay. and Weller 9 a. m, tomorrow, be Grace, pastor of the church. ment will be made im Galvary cem- etery. glasses, accord- ing to the re- 1 shouldn't have thought you could find much to admire tn to your advan- seeing that you lost aed your leg in a railway accident. Pat—Faith, and didn’t O1 get a thousand dollars’ damages? if ft had only been me head Of'd loine. — Dallas Anything Delivered Anywhere. AUTO DELIVERY CO. Phone Elliott 254, 506 Olive St. this Optometrist grinds and fits ail. lenses. you money and guarantee sate DR. EDWIN J. BROWN, Optteal Department, fashington Bldg. Repairing a cemetery tank, John Donovan, plumber, fell in and drowned, at San Francisco, P.