The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 17, 1914, Page 4

Wict You PLEASE GIVE THIS "Yes, MAIAM, BUT IF THERE'S NOTE TO MR, STURRIN De MUSH ANY HURRY, J'D BETTER THe- MINUTS NE Comes (IN AND SEND IT RIGHT OUT ASKS FOR HIS KEY¢ IT's [Me Yo THe , jz PORTANT, ” w KITCHEN. Yes, MR. STURRIN De MUSH j3 OUR CHER,” "I Su9PECT THAT MR. DE MUSH, MY FIANCE, IS NOT A WALL STREET MAN- I DOVET HE was EVER IN WALL STREET, ExCePT Yo PEDDLE apeces. ru DEMAND AN “ EXPLANATION, Diana Dillpickles In ‘ *To THe, KtrcHen £ Stirring News About A 4-Ree ‘Screecher’ : WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD VELL, DEN DERE'S AO ESCAPE for You) __ Rw TE ADOLPH — YOURE GOING To BE DRAFTED | FOR DER WAR. DEY'RE CALUNG HERE’S ONE MAN WHO ISN'T DIRECTLY CONCERNED [Sav ADOLPH, | SEE YOu wAss DUT EVEN EF You WAST BOUND TD | GOING YO GET INVOWVED IN DISS RUSSIA, OU MASE -WONCE A OTREET VAR YET. RUSSIA HASS BEEN ‘SVEEPER IN VIENNA, UND OWE ALLEGRENCE TO AUSTRIA! THE SEATTLE STAR OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUK OF NEWSrArEns| setinneniaihaentincieatemmpsniione Gpalancaianincaes | Telegraph News Service of the United Frese Association. Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Clase Matter. mail, out of city, 35 per mon. up to etx mos; six mos. § carrier. city, 2$¢ a month | Dally by The Star Publishing hove. Mata 9400. Private! Guchange counecting all aepartmente, nd |} i year $2.26. | In Enurope, in which practically every nation Is| le the most trémendoue thing that could happen, trom | er Cee tea eteer eres renee free Europe will be of and Interest to Americans; and their of information will be the newspapers. and publishing of thie news is the heaviest respon. ever been placed upon American newspapers and responsibility and it wants its; intends to acquit itself. | readers to know that accuracy is to! ‘The Star and all of its allied newsgathering | epeed. | at the earliest possible minute consistent | ir in “covering” this war, will be the, means a tremendous advantage to the readers of The Star of other Seattle newspapers, has been demon. ping A since the diplomatic negotiations began between the wer. every | now | beginning with the assassination of Crown | wife, has been reported to the newspapers Press associations, from a few minutes to — poe associations. | in Press associations, as compared with archaic Institution, the Associated Press, during the past three 0 marked as to leave no possibile room for doubt. Prese aseociations le exciusively a service for afternoon of 550 of the leading afternoon newspapers of this country of the United Press. These United Press clients far out- ne nlloged afternoon clients of the Associated Press, or any other association. Amofig the clients of the United Press are the New York Worid, York Sun, Kansas City Star, indianapolis News, Detroit News, | newepaper, all of the 25 Scripps newspapers, leading afternoon newspapers in every city In the United States. inited Press is represented at every capital in Europe by of the widest experience and highest ability. een, the general European manager, with headquarters in ips as capable of acquitting himself creditably in this in the newspaper business. of cables, the taking over by the governments of war censorship imposed by the military authorit! unprecedented conditions, which operate against all prees as- and newspapers alike. It Is our conviction that the United Press Is in better position these obstacles than any other agency sending news to in Newspapers. In addition to the service of the United Press, thie newspaper is & member of the Newspaper Enterprise association. This association also has a staff of men in Europe gathering pictures and other inter- matter, | i ; hing that newspaper brains and the large financial resources @f the United Press, Newspaper Enterprise association and the Scripps ff concern can do will be left undone to report the greatest war in history for readers of The Seattle Star. Now as to the policy of The Star in the publication of war news. We are going to do everything humanly posalbie to give our readers the straight goods. We are going to leave the field of fakes and thrillers to our com- petitore. We are not going to publish fake extras with misleading headlines | the of selling a few extra papers. | $0 far as possible, we are going to confine our editions to the reg- ular ones, and we are going to put into those regular editions the very best war news In the office at the minute of going to pres: Of course we shall issue extras when vital news com if editions, But we want to warn our readers against of other newspapers. . When The Star issues an extra it will be because the new: @nough to justify it. Please don’t blame us If you buy fake stung. Blame the newspaper that takes advantage of your interest Boe war to foist fakes upon you, dust a few words to guide our readers in their reading of the war news in The Star. There will be much of thie news that will be based rumor and report and upon what is being published in European pers. Much of it will be based upon first-hand information @btained by the United Press’ European correspondents. Much of it will be official statements from the war offices of the nations at war. The Star will, in every case, so far as is possible, publish in connection with each item of war news, the source of the In- formation. We will publish the best informMion we can get at its face value and the reader must judge for himself as to how much value to give to reports and rumors. When The Star publishes a piece of war news without qualification, it will mean that it has come to us without quall- fication, and that we believe it to be true. If later developments that the Information was not correct, we shall be the first to admit our error. THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St-—2 Shope—110 Madison ‘You STAD IM.Tuis Position - and Then You TARR A PULL swing OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE || WHAT CAN I DO FoR You, SIRE =e POR OWE THING YOU CAN Quit PROSPECTING IN "MOST A For Summer Trade. Wanted — An experienced in underwear and | ry. | ° ~A4 in Seattle store window. see The Restiess Age. “Have you a rest room?” “We used to have them in the old days,” said the manager of the de- partment store, “but there has been no demand for such things for many months, We have turned all our rest rooms into tango parlors.” ee A Flood Survivor. There is a little girl I know who looked long and wonderingly at her aged and venerable graiJfather, and then said deliberately: “Grand- pa, you's very old, isn't you; was you in the Ark?” “Certainly not, my dear,” said the astonished old gentleman “Then why wasn't you drowned?” asked the small child triumphantly, NYTHING. She Won't Fade. Aunt Lindy hed brought around her grandchildren for her mistress to see, “What are their names, Lindy?” “Dey's named after flowers, ma'am. Ah name ‘em. De bigges’ |one's name, Gladiola. De nex’ one, she name’ Heliotrope.” “Those are very pretty,” her mis- treme said, “What ts the Iittlest one named?” “She nam’ Artuhficial, ma’am,” "ee As Usual, Mr. Heckell (at breakfast)—tI made a few remarks at the banquet last evening. Mrs. Heckell—What did you com- plain of ?—Puck, "ee DOES SHE ALSO DRESS THE HARE? Belgian hares for sale, Just right for fine cookers, Leave orders at Mrs. Johnson's Hair Dressing Par- lors.-Advertisement in Laramie, Wyo., Republican, | Ry Liquor * An old worthy was in the habit of calling each evening at | | the village inn for a “drop o' | | the best.” When he had gone one night the landlord discov: | | | ered to his horror that he had | supplied Donald out of the bot- tle of sulphuric acid which he | had been using for cleaning the | | taps. Every moment he ex- | pected to hear of Donald's death | and his relief was great when the old worthy arrived next evening. “Donald, what did you think o' the whisky ye got last night.” “It was a fine dram, a good | warming dram, but {t had wan fault—every time I coughed it set fire to me whiske: | | President Wilson opposed to [money loans to warring nations. Thinks it violates spirit of neutral- ity. — ES |} COMFORT | ‘CONVENIENCE \ and SERVICE Are three big reasons why the FOUR ALL-STEEL TRAINS Operated Daily To Portland Via the Are increasingly popular with the traveling public. Steel Flyer Leaves Seattle 7:30 p. m. Arrives Portland 2 p. m. Shasta Limited Leaves Seattle 9:30 a. m, Arrives Portland 3:30 p. m Portland-Puget Sound Express Leaves Seattle 11:30 a. m. Arrives Portland 6:15 p, m. The Owl Leaves Seattle 11:15 p, m. Arrives Portland 6:45 a. m. Arrives Hoquiam 7:15 a. m. (Sleeping cars ready at 9:30 p. m.) For particulars, reservations and tickets call on J. H. O'NEILL, D, P. A. 716 2nd Ave. Main 932. | | | | | | SSIANS, AUSTRIANS, _/) MF Pe. | DoT LETS Me OUT! Im A BRAZILIAN, ? Hes aL | A HAPPY WEDDING The event was pathetic. The words uttered by Rev. Frank C. Bruner that made them one was mogp effective and melted all to |tears. “The happy couple will make their future home in / Mattoon. Englewood, Ill, Times, Now’s the Time to Go House Hunting You'll get a better conception of any neighborhood right now than you will most any other time of tho year, It's housecleaning time! It's out-of-doors time! You can see not only the house itself, but the neighbors as well, and thereby be able to judge the fications “For Rent “For Sale—Houses™ je of The Star, you'll find of houses for rent and for sale, irantee Automatic Wringer ob going up—as good as can reader. Automatic adjustment. 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ALL-EXPENSE TOURS A new popular feature this year will be definite schedule tours at the following rates per person: ONE-DAY _ TRIP, $8.25—daily during season, THREE-DAY TRIP, $21.00— daily July 1 to September 1. FIVE-DAY TRIP, $31.25—daily during season, SEVEN-DAY TRIP, $47.00—Tuesdays and Fri- days, July 1 to September 1. On these trips you travel through from 90 to 200 miles of wonderfully fascinating mountain scen- ery. Walking and camping tours are popular with somé people who like the more strenuous form of vacation trips, and can be made at nominal expense. For further information, Hterature, ete, apply City Ticket Office, Columbia and Second Ave, T. J. MOORE City Pass. and Tioket Art. Telephones Main 117 and Eliott 5609 | Great . Northern Railway ve WY, MELDRM jen'l Passenger A Seattle, wnt c, Assistant