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&1AR—FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 1914, PAGE 4, 7 - sonesnsteremescactesteioa a _ Diana Dillpickles In SAY DIANA, I GUESS HE NEenps THe MONGY-—— H@/S ONLY GOT ONS SUIT OF CLOTHES I" *puT I've GOT To Ge CerTan. I'VE GOT To "KNOW WHETHER HE WANTS MA POR MYSELE ALONG, OR nr] WHETHER HE ay WANES MS <a? BecAUse He NEEDS THE MoNGY? "CHES, You TOD ME MR. “wen, 1 DE MUSH HAD ENOVCH MONEY ONLY TOLD To CLos A CULVERT. Nou war BuT NOW! PIND 7 T HGARD! Hs'S FLASHING OTHER PEopce's DAMOnDsS; Nese ~A stem » EGP ~ 'S oP. Evidently Mr. de Mush is 4-Ree: ‘Screecher’ Film nts Oi —— —- me e ER-—MUSIC BY MACDONALD : ONE OF THE TERRORS OF WAR IS THE HUMOR OF IT mei dime ie oe aH imo os? - aa RRS AOI sbhcadbacldlies! alec: ith eae re PAR f RODE \ [ T SEE ADOLPH, WHERE l WHY, 466 CANNON-AIDE, For WHY A ony | | pp vere.cey MAD & ) gti GEN. 2ITZ (SS COMMANDING 1 BELIEPE. ELECTRICIAN, oe NEAN, NUTS? 7 wa li} Uy MOUNTET BATTERY 1-7 oy 4 — | | | doremcceey™ ‘ }| war Ltetns || uuse— jf] JOULE EH ee —F, (a ONDER Dey HAT ) ne TLL Tis | | YVAID Bur Le ; =< % BECoss He BECOSS nal it PASSED BALLS, MIT | g a Ae ( / DEY THREW DER \ | | SHELLS IN BELGRADE tS y | BY DER YAY, HOW DIT DEY GET TO \Senstaoe ? LOOKS AFTER DER DER PITCHER UND BATTERIES, TEE-NEe GAY, DEY MUST BE & LOT OF NUTS IN DER AUSTRIAN HE HASS VON. OF SE —| nil sitiaaisignsnedasiadingannthi pinccaninencionnicsigiceietie an eve WHEN A MAN’S MARRIED—By Altman -- HE SEATTLE STAR’ = = : HELLO DeaR,-! WON'T BE Home Yes, BUT | COULDN'T PHONE DIDNT You ‘ x xe meen ex {MEMBER OF \CRIFrs NORTHWEST LEAGUE oF NEWsraren: Seeeuwoce FOR supper pear, [VE Gor SOONER ,-YOU HEAR Voices ? eT AWAY T Vaile Poene, dona cles 8643 AT_THe T's FUNNY.— POOL? — | SHOULD WITH IT TOoMe Telegraph News Service o: United Presse Association. To 0O Some WoRK THA UN ¢ be PLEASE. OFFICE AND WILL HAVE TO STAY SAY NOT! = WHAT? - ALLRIGHT Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Ciass M. / DOWN DEAR. AWFULLY SORRY— mall, out of city, 35 per mon. bag x mos.; six mos. year $2.2 carrier, city, 5c a month. Pe Co. Phone, Mate 9400. Privat aapadlig A ay > = rivate he Little Flower Fairy, the Pusey Dog and the Honey Bee LITTLE fairy lived in a violet—the tiniest, daintiest, | little fairy that ever was. | Being so little, it naturally was very timid One day a puppy dog came romping into the flower He tan about clumsily, barking and frisking; and he htened the little fairy almost to death. i In a panic the little fairy hastened to its good friend, — | honey bee. “Please, Mr. Bee,” the fairy said, “come and save me | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE $ave my pretty pansy home from the furious, big animal h is tearing around in my pansy bed. I'm so scared I ' don’t know what to do.” 7 HERE'S A YOU BUY MORE FOR LESS During Spinning’s Over-Stock and Discontinued Merchandise Sale, Here Are a few of the reduc- tions to help you realize the great values. LENGTHY WAR TO CUT PRICES > ; ” the h ie lied. “TN , 15 50-ft. length Chalk Line, Window Cord or Bi- Leave it to me, i¢ honey bee replie: soon senc ~ CK OF cycle Guard Lacing ...... adie cosveite s sie tormentor away.” * WHOLE Bo ag Se doz. 1/4x.16 Flat Head Bright Screws, doz...2¢ : - b . 7 CLEAN WATER APTS R Every time a battleship chases They will hold with a bulldog grip. The bee flew into the violet and buzzed. The puppy, ° ) ss 5 : hanteiel , & merchant vessel off the Atlan 25c 5-in. Canfield Sink Stopper ......... 15¢ ous, poked his nose in. The bee stung the puppy in the (THIS WHEN You USE A WHETSTONE, tle {t helps decrease the price of | (JUST TWAK OF au One will help to clean out pipe. Wil enable A DON'T FLOOD (rv wits foodstuffs in the United States, THE PEOPIE witio you to use sink for dish pan or wash tub. oe “Oof! Oof! Bow wow!” snorted the dog, pawing and the exporters say see Go whST! bis ge Waxed Linen Lanigens Sg Lacing. ...20¢ " wubbing his nose in the dirt. And then, like a flash, he scooted There is a large supply o or tires, carpets, canvas and heavy work z . E canned goods, such as vegeta $1.00 12-in. genuine Nichols Knife-Sharpening Steel spway. ‘ : bies, fruits, salmon and milk, sseeee O¥Eo Sehneevoctpeces eageded S5¢ ( The honey bee is not as large as a dog, but it has a and if the European market is The kind the butcher uses. ‘keener point. | entirely cut off, prices probably 65e genuine Nichols Butcher Saw Blade Punch will go down Increases are to be expected on spices and citron, imported goods If the war is ended in three or four months {t will have no de cided effect, but if continued for six months or a year, America can look for a decrease in prices tee ee eee 50¢ As cheap as wholesalers usually sell for. SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1415-1417 FOURTH AVE. Plenty of Sunshine Behind Clouds HOUGH it is true that since the first of the year Europe has imported an eighth of a billion of American gold, tthis precious tide will turn as soon as the surplus of Uncle y ’s great crop gets into Europe’s hungry mouths. * Meanwhile, in the treasury at Washington, printed, signed jand stacked in bundles, are half a billion of emergency bank ) Motes, every one as good as gold because amply secured; and these are ready the minute that business needs them The closing of stock exchanges in the hysteria of the big war scare doesn’t take away a penny of real value in @ny security that has honest value behind it : It simply halts frenzied gambling, which isn’t at all a bad thing. 2 Because debt-ridden, war-harried Europe for the mo- ment has lost its head offers not a single substantial reason why any American should do likewise Be a bull on the future; there's plenty of sunshine be- hind the clouds. TAILORED READY Co, $25 VALUES Men’s Suits tx", and Balmacaans STYLES Now Being Sold in Our Upstairs Clothing Department —FOR— 15" Bue tien Puan of (03 7F WE CRUEL BAR BAR-\\ PesDeie THES THEY Corny’ cs ~ REDUCED FARES TO THE EAST Summer excursion fares on sale daily until Sept. 30, to all principal Eastern points. Take your vacation or busi- — 2 WHY YES! YE AAS? Wr ness trip via the [ev 00 WHEW MEY GET PERE. y MP” EIR CKET* ‘Cooney Boosts for “‘Seven Sisters”’ N THE witness stand, before the federal commission on . industrial relations, Neil Cooney, manager of the Grays Harbor Commercial Co., of Cosmopolis, Wash Fn , which em RS Si inmara ploys 400 men at $1 a day in the lumber business, admitted; » 4 @hat his company constantly has a gang of men at work, 9 a @nother gang hired for work, and another gang fired from v __. work. a This is made possible by conscienceless private employ- “All Out” | myself!” explained the woman, ment sharks £ Flannigan and Rooney bad spent) “ld like to see you do It,” said “ " ’ ‘ a couple ef hours wandering round |the attendant, looking closely at ~__Cooney’s own confession ought to be an overwhelming | t exhibition, lost in adimiration, |the tickets, “The seats are on op weason for passing the initiative law proposed as one of the ere seemed nothing left to| posite sides of the aisle.” Seven Sisters.” see, which was distressing. Walk o8 SE ing round in search of new joys, Places to Summer Going limit, HUGH WALLACE, the standpat democrat, who would have been {i#Y came upon a door _ whieh Hammock, Florida 15 days; final @ member of cabinet and ambassador to France if President Wilson “*med the one word Presse, Minnesota What kind of a beast would Cooltn, Idah return, October , i KS BN Fiseneh ce uahic Gite woe feo tice othe fang | that ber” asked Rooney. Klink, Kansss 31, 1914. Liberal Come up today and see these wonderful Suit values. 5 meaelf, for himself and “ newt? ae 4 + ] 5 rns Paves very ls In honor of himself, Hughie is entitled to congratulate himself ? _ I can ia yeh boo a At be eee Virginia stopovers going New Fall patterns and weaves in the very latest models sald annigan bas Jet's, #0, 18) oe ort, peat irginia, and coming with for young men, de « for ourselves ce, jeorgi\a } f ; ; “IT'S A pleasure to do a day's work,” philosophizes Paul Page a waa | Zara; a choice of routes. For The reduced cost of selling them upstairs, combined gy Beconts et or feat for the ar Lumber Co. whe a. ee | ve fe fares, reservations, with our ever-increasing volume of business, enables er Howa ‘aylor, one of je owners ie company, defe: | Beats Boosti e s vive ese $25 va 5 “first aid” provision and perpetuated the hospital fee graft, Nee ae Pe ey A half of our big coffee trade te| Crem ae nes ules, Our quieanea of Shashi eutscene A stout woman was always in routes call on Our guarantee of absolute satisfaction goes wi . due to our own roasting.—Ad in a guarantee of absolute satisfaction goes with every @ CHICAGO WORKER falls into vat of malt in brewery and drowns, | the habit of buying ats WhOD | geattie store window. J H. O'Neill, D. PA. ine of these suits. Oh, death, where is thy sting? she t to the th in order | bs J ; h, y sting? sould have of room. | oe 715 2nd Ave. Main 932 Seven display windows now showing there values, afternoon as usual, His Home Town LEMONS HAVE gone up from $4.50 to $9 a box In Seattle, That's !"* handing us a double lemon, all right. bought two seats at the x office, | can always make a man tell and, passing inside, handed the |me what town he hails trom, and | two tickets to the attendant I don't have to ask him, either.” Tail i H OU G EW THE SHOE REPAIR MAN fine oie ie otter ated BE) flow, vom do tee ie a . ored Ready Co. save 401-403 PIKE ST. oven Saturdays Until 10 P.M. “IT merely ask him what town in 216 Union St—2 Shope—110 Madison Bf asked | the United States has the best fire “I'm going to oceupy both seats | department,”