The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 13, 1914, Page 4

STAR—THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 1914. PAGE 4. Diana Dillpickles. In | RING, MISS DILCPicKUssS. WEAR IT TILL 1 GET A ®8STTER ONG? A Temporary Engagement Ring A 4-Reei ‘Screecher’ Film “HERE tS A TEMPORARY ENGAGEMENT You're To * Look Sy bestows tare @L-EGANT WEARING. FECTLY GRAND §° ND RING I'm ISN'T (T PER- GRAND} You Do Yous Set Right Visitor—Can you tell me if this tree belongs to the acanthus fam- fly? Park Keeper—It does not. It Belongs to the town council. hoonss IF YOU ARE MUSICAL, BEWARE THE NEI OF “CRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEW: Telegraph News Service of the United Prees Association. Entered at Seattle, Wash.. Postoffice as Second-Ciase Matter. s Co. Phose. Mate 0400, Private ‘Vubliaheé Daily by The ee A S MEN born into power in Europe plot wholesale mur- In one of the great basins of that marvelous land, where yearly thousands of native lives are wiped out by flood: hich on their tumultuous bosoms also bear away immense il in property, a little party of American engineers, brav- hunger and fever, are planning a campaign. There is Sibert of Panama, Goethals’ right bower. There) ‘is Mead, the University of Wisconsin professor, famous for| knowledge of how to harness water power. And Davis, Uncle Sam's reclamation sharp. Besides a number of others,| ‘aides and volunteers, each fired with the ambition to stop| this annual devastation of China’s savage rivers, impound the | verflow, convert into smiling gardens thousands of square} ‘miles of land now alternately swampy or parched, and rear happy homes a monument sublime. : | A task of peril is theirs and of bravery and sacrifice; but) no furrows of death will follow their advance and no wails) of widows and orphans muffle their shouts of triumph. | For they have gone into a far country to save and to/ “enrich life, not brutally and needlessly to take it. | ‘Yet the cables aren’t pp! with stories of their work mor is humanity awaiting with feverish eagerness word of) their next move. | Fact is, we shouldn't have known anything about it our-| selves if we hadn’t seen mention of it in a Shanghai paper.) So badly has war and the war spirit distorted the world’s judgment of true values! ° ° ° Trying to Discredit Brown : CERTAIN QUARTERS there is an effort to discredit 4 the lazy husband law. It is not hard to trace the cause. | The object is really to discredit Judge Fred C. Brown, father of the law, who is now running for prosecuting attor-| ney on the republican ticket, and the joke of it is that his| republican rivals are the ones making the attack, and not his| competitors on the other tickets. | In Spokane, the progressive candidate for re-election makes this statement: “I have pursued a vigorous policy in the administration of the lazy husband law, hundreds of cases having been handled by the office. I have forced many men who have felt no obligation to provide for their wives! and families to send monthly remittances through this office | in support of the families and without any expense to the! taxpayers.” pokane is satisfied with the lazy husband law. So has Seattle been until the republicans started to sling| mud at one another. | iF UNCLE 8AM can get his tourists home and his wheat abroad, he'll be happy as well as neutral. FIVE YEARS ago, with this war business as an excuse, Wall street ‘would have started a panic that would have put many of us on a grace diet. NOW THAT we have the Hamilton recall decision, we cannot help wondering why those supreme court judges didn’t file a complete state- ment of all contributions of time and money and the names of pald workers and voluntary ones who aided THEM in their election to the “OHIO HAS yet to produce Foraker’s peer,” says a Seattie morn- ing paper, it also saye nice things about W. Lorimer Jones, SEATTLE REPUBLICANS will open the campaign with a boxing moked. Bull moosers, not to be outdone, might try a wrestling match ‘or tango party. i EVENTS SUGGEST that Uncie Sam should own a fleet of pas genger steamers for folke who don’t want to tour Europe In war times. NORWEGIAN BARK FIDO has just discharged a cargo of beef bones from the Argentina in Erie Basin, THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union 8t—2 Shope—110 Madison - der, in a war the very prospect of which has staggered) CAN _You PETITION, MR ON, MR. TRue’s GH BORS MIND IF t Keep (T, "Yes, PeRrectLY DON'T “wHyY — wHY —— wHat's THe MR, DE MUSH!" WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC “Becmuse (Tr HAPPENS To Be MY RING I LENT TO BY MACDONALD I H4VE A CARGE Oi PAINTING OF Me SIGNING A WOMANS SVFPRACES PSTITION? — "MOST ANYTHING. Several Chances “Where can I see some of the latest effects in spring hosiery?” “Our stocking department is two aisles to the left,” replied the fioor- walker courteously. “We also have musical comedy in our theatre on the root.” ee What Hurt Him Suburban Resident-—It's simply fine to wake up in the morning and hear the leaves whispering outside your window. City Man—It's all right to hear the leaves whisper, but I never could stand hearing the grass mown! One on the Boss Boss—-Are you the boss in this office? Clerk (scared)—-N-n-no, sir. Boss—Well, then, don’t act like a driveling idiot, The Huerta Brands Rascali-tea. Iniqui-tea, Barbari-tea, Inebrie-tea, Mendact-tea. Rapact-tea, Stupidi-tea, Duplict-tea. Atroct-tea, eee Abeent-Minded Professor who 1s slightly ab- sent-minded had arranged to es- cort his wife one evening to the theatre, “I don’t Ike the tie you have on. I wish you would go up and put on another,” said his wife. The professor tranquilly obey- ed. Moment after moment elapsed, until finally the im- patient wife went upstairs to learn the cause of delay. In his room she found her husband un- dressed and getting into bed. leomedy at the Class A today, m jthe rapid fire story of Wiille's reformation, from a chapple, to— but here is how it happened. Ar. rived at a ranch, the “boys” make ft warm for the dude—however, |are made the butt of “Wille.” | Reformed, he returns home, and, | Scar,” Thanhouer drama, and “The the girl of his | Mutual Girl,” No, 380. . lof course, gets | heart. | ° “THE BRUTE” 18 THE NAME |of a three-part Warners feature at Militant,” comedy; “Lest We For- It is the story of | set,” drama. the Odeon today. the life of an orphan girl in a Car- olina lumber camp. There ts a ‘happy ending. Miss Valentine |Grant ts featured as Nell, the or- | phan, ‘ eee “FIRE LIGHT” IS A TWO. reel drama, headliner at the Al- hambra today. Barbara Tennant and O, A. C, Lund are featured. 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ASK FOR TRUE NEWS INDIANAPOLIS, Aug. 13.—For |the purpose of obtaining fair and {unbiased presentations of accounts |of battles in the European war, in | which German arms are concerned, and to raise funds for the relief |Suffering in Germany, Germa | American residents yesterday formed the “League of 1914.” *MILWAUKEE” “MILW —of Combination Dining and COMFORT The Grays Harbor Line “MILWAUKEE” ABERDEEN and HOQUIAM First-class Coaches with High Back Seats, Leave Seattle 7:20 a. m. and 4:20 pom, CITY TICKET OFFICE Cor. Second and Cherry ! Seattle “MILWAUKEE AUKEE’ the— Parlor Observation Care