The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 11, 1914, Page 4

see staamliaengamtoquee eens emma cr tetcen eee ket STAR—TUESDAY, AUGUST 11, 1914. PAGE 4, Diana Ipickles | Ih MUST NOT LISTEN Yo! Q At Last a A -4-Reei Screecher’ Fim “CETUS GO UP IN Yon LicHT= House MISS DILCPICKLES, I Have SOMETHING TO SAY TO THEE THAT PROFANE Ears ‘ou nee DOLIOHTPULLY CiYsreRI003 You ARG, MR. DE MUSH! "Uke Hoss Two wHite- =3 WINGED Boats Our i HAVE A LAUGH OR TWO WITH YOUR YONDER UsT Us, t WITH HEARTS ACH, DOT TROLLEY CAR IS FINALLY “SCRAPPED” / DER FIRST DoT NCE CAR—UND AS GgooT Now WHAT X MEAN I8, THAT Like THose TWIN 4, eather “CONFOUND IT} THERS Goss MY HAT I PAID AB. For! COME. 1 GOLD IT To DER RIVAL Naga oh BUT DEY SAD IT ap Bl ed at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Clase Matte: Ball, out of city, 35 per mon. By carri up to six mos; six mos. $1.80; year city, 366 @ month. Dally by The Star Publishing Co. ho exchange connecting all departm Main 9400. Private . : : Luxurious Necessity much would you give to have Opportunity knock ly at your door? And after you and Opportunity P¥rmed a winning partnership would you begrudge the our years ago Lydia Kyasht was a dancer in-the im- ballet in St. Petersburg and glad to be able-to earn a year n Opportunity knocked, in the person of M. Leveaux, trical agent. He saw possibilities in her dancing that) she nor her friends had seen. Would she pay him| ber cent commission for 10 years if he doubled, trebled | : ? SI certainly would! Gladly she signed the paper, : with the resourceful M. Leveaux got Lydia a Lon- wement; salary, $200 a week. Fine! Gratitude gn- | The next deal was even better; $200 a week became These past four years the agile Lydia has received, ad of the Russian $400 a year, an average of $10,000 a ir, to say nothing of press notices and stunning pictures t rs. But when M. Leveaux arranged an American at $1,100 a week, behold, Lydia’s mind had changed. 15 per cent commission looked too big. She broke her tract. | Now this isn’t press agent dope; it’s London court rec-| brought out in a suit which M. Leveaux finally with-| | fin consideration of $2,500 cash damages, Lydia also| | costs. | ‘OU see, we must be amused at any price. That’s Wrong With the Toiler? | HERE is big work cut out for the federal commission on| industrial relations, which is now in session in Seattle.| there is social and economic unrest in the country, | the most obtuse observer will admit | why should there be this unrest? | ‘There are bumper crops in the fields, and there should! ity of food for all. We are blessed with rich mines | oil fields and fertile soil. We have progressed to as fh a stage as any in the manufacturing industries. Why! fould any one go hungry or lack sufficient clothing in this| , when every one concedes that it is rich enough to} care of several times the population we now have? " These are questions which the federal commission ap-| ited by President Wilson is to answer, if possible. These ‘oblems to be solved. These are faults to be remedied Sete is no one in the land, not even the president of United States, who is charged with a greater duty toward nity than is this commission, Theirs is an opportunity real service. FALLEN CHAMPION JOHNNY COULON Is still « phenom. Has Ih money left to see him through life, never having tried to drink a saloon. WHO 15 this Louls J. Kreger, who filed for the bull moose nom n for United States senator? !s he his own master or some ly’s tool? HLH! EMPLOYERS’ ASSOCIATION favored minimum wage for | ~ Lo = SY, MR, TRE, 1m GONG TO ASK You ‘To DO No You bon'r! These STAG POKER GAMES MAKE ME Tikto, You Just Tei, HIM “THAT You cAW’T comal MS ANOTHER FAVOR— WouLcd You TAKE THIS PACKAGE AND Give tT TO—=—>= MESSENGCR . You make us laugh, Constanti AMONG THE most earnest prayers for the cessation of w: offered by the candidates who want to get thelr pictures in the IE | JUST THINK of the elegant Myron T. Herrick being aR ambassador to France by a bald-headed man from Elyria, O.! | MAD AT a water company’s extortions, 700 citizens of Taft, Cal.,| the signed a pledge to drink no water this summer. How can you | Fa a state go prohibition, with beer cheaper than water? You can’t in is | cou € it. _ NEW HAVEN Director Elton says he that he belongs to the damfool family. to find out what any one could tell them at a glance. WHILE EUROPE mobili: lived 76 years only to find mobilizes money. THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St—2 Shops—110 Madison ale THE PANTAGES » Pantages this week ir Coeds.” The act three scenes, of which a stunner, showing a iple on the ede Jrowding this It does take some men that Schiler organization with violins, ‘cello and a piano | Bill Chase keeps the audience in |good humor with original jokes and pranks. Miss Latour sings 0 does some clever of a ne’ pt closely is the -|AMUSEMENTS Three pretty girls and three Rah! |Rah! boys are beading the bill at in “The is put on the last) spoony w moon. its two well and dancing. |The Kitner, Haynes and Montgom. ery turn had the audience going Heras and Preston started the bill with tumbling and side comedy.. =| ° week's of- ! THE EMPRESS ° | Heading the second }fering at Marcus Leow's Jare the “Nine Krazy Kids,” | musical comedy and dancing. Axel Christensen, billed as the ime,” showed his w put on a clever little sketch caled, “On a Country Road,” with the ald of Donna Harris, a beautiful girl with a beau tiful vote Sigabee's dogs showed wonderful intelligence, Billy Inman and Owen Martin were seen in a talking sketch “O'Malley at the Game.” Jet- er and Rogers opened with roller skating. AND HE DID An enthusiastic citizen, on the | | verge of a trip to Hurope, was rejoicing over the fact and des | canting on the pleasures to come. “How delightful it will be,” he to his wife, “to tread bounding billow and inhale the invigorating oxygen of the sea! The sea! The boundless sea! I long to see it! To breathe tn great draughts of live-giving alr. I shall want to stand every mo- ment of the voyage on the prow of the steamer with my mouth | open.” “You probably will, dear,” tn- terrupted his wife, encourag- ingly; “that’s what all ocean travelers do.” How She Escaped “Algy fell in love with a girl at the glove counter. He bought gloves every day for a week. To discourage his attentions she be- came a manicurist.” “Then he had his nainis mant- | cured every day, I s'pose?” “Just #0. However, I don't think he'll follow her any fat ther.” “Why not?” “Then she got employment with @ dentist.” + Why Not? “They call the head of an Indian tribe ‘chief,’ don't they?” “Yes; but what of it?” “T was just thinking. course, his daughter Mischief. to have thought of it before.” ewe The Right Spirit “T've had a terrible day at the office and I'm mad clear through.” “Well, dear, now would be a good time for to beat those rugs for me.” hen, of would ee Apropos “That eugentc couple baby has a io! What do they call him?” gene, of course.” ee First Qualification “What do you consider the most important qualification for a be- ginner in literature?” “A small appetite.” eee Human Zoology Lucky dogs. Stupid asses. Sly old foxes, Snakes in the grass. Lame ducks in politics, Social Hons. Slippery eels Loan sharks. Gossipy old hens, Chickens, Jealous the | be | So stupid of us not | GASES GAUSE | OF DOCK FIRE The theory that the Grand Trunk dock fire was the result of an ex-| plosion of gases arising from fuel |oll, was advanced to the city coun ell yesterday by Fire Marshal | Bringhurst, Every indication, he| declared, pointed to such as’ the real cause, ANOTHER DIES MARSHFIELD, Ore, Aug. 11.— A burned tree fell on Thomas Win- field while fighting forest fires near lere, and crushed him to death. BREMERTON, Aug. 11—~A bad! forest fire is raging for 16 miles between Shelton, Clifton and! Bremerton, report autolsts, return. ing from the fire zone, SAY TONEY, Guess | HADN'T BETTER COM, THE WIFE IS SICK IN BED AND | DONT WANT To Leave Ano 1 Ex WER. SHE'S PRETTY Low PECTING THE DOCTOR. TRAMKS JUST THE SAME - SO-LONG. 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