The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 10, 1914, Page 4

STAR—MONDAY, AUGUST 10, 1914. PAGE 4, a “I JOUGHT You HERE, MISS DILL PICKLES, WHCReE AT LEAST WO ARE SAre FROM INTRUSION, For r——* Dillpickles Ches Nutte Puts an "OM, MR, DS MUSH, How DevoreD OF You TO Follow ME —I Mve MOMENTOUS To SAY ‘Yo TH SPALL L READ (rT To HE SEATTLE STAR OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST w NEWSPAPENS | ‘Telegraph News Service of the Untted Press Assact: | Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postofti Secon Out of city, 35 per mon. 7 ix mom. $1.80 B: it to six mos. carrier. city, 25¢ rm: Dally by The Star Publishiog exchange connecting all departments. ° ° Revolution in Seattle LOOKS as though there would be a revolution here month, when school opens, providing the European still raging then. Tt wilf be a revolution in the methods of teaching history hy. Bo ee faadeber how you used to cordially hate the} age, and the Hapsburgs the Huns and Hessians and} i not pertaining to the baseball scores? And how! drove the teacher distracted with your inability to dis- n the Rhine river from the Sahara desert? ‘There'll be none cf it this year, if teachers are wise Let the newspapers come into the schools. Trace the movements cf the European troops on the maps. Have! @ students define the significance present developments | ym their knowledge of past events. If they're not up on) nt history, you'll soon find them digging into the past| ut any threat of an hour after school on the part of the! It’s Up to Auditor Phelps SPITE of Judge Frater’s ruling, it is the duty of County} Auditor Phelps to scrutinize closely every alleged with-| of a signature from either the Knudsen or Hamilton! petitions. | ' In some manner, Phelps must protect the public from| | | thin a . When a withdrawal is filed with him, how is he going} know that a Hamilton gangster didn’t sign the names to hundred alleged withdrawals? Judge Frater ruled that ine withdrawals may be allowed, but he did not provide| method by which the genuine can be told from the udulent. It is up to Phelps to devise that method, or the| recall law is made a hollow joke by the opportunity | fraudulent withdrawals. County Auditor Phelps, you have a big responsibility | own upon you, and you alone can make Judge Frater’s| ing anything but a joke on the recall law. | ”s Hear Germany’s Side D)ECAUSE Germany, the storm center in the European war, J has been isolated from the usual avenues of communica- | tion, the reports of the earlier conflicts undoubtedly were col-| d from an anti-German viewpoint. The detailed German | punts are still to be told. The stories may be widely | ferent from the ones previously reported | Cable communication with Berlin has been resumed in! past two days, and with both sides represented, the war $, it is believed, will be more reliable. AND JUST now it’s a good time to make the Jegislative themselves to support a bili providing for non-partis: fepublican constabl county engineer _ CECIL UPPER, the banker, Is running for constable. has been draw'ng down roads, the constabie’s | @ great thing, Cecil. BY THE way, which of the Sickles family is now county clerk? Sickles, the father, or Sick the son? For a man lary as a dirt and gravel carter on must look pretty good. Ambition is! THERE ARE 230 candidates for county pffices in King county.| 200 of them will have an alibi the day after election. _ BENNETT, WHO invented the piano-piayer, is dead. There was genius whose place In history Is dubious. SOME OF those smaller European nations are having a hard time hanging on to their neutrality. ‘THERE 18 an apartment house In Brooklyn where twenty-two ilies have lived two years without moving, quarrelling or cussing Janitor. MEANWHILE, CARRANZA jal with an ultimatum tha: 40,000 men are marching on President a corker. | DESPOOTCH FROM ST. PETERSBURG. | _ i> you ? —> | \ DER USE. | \ Wort 1 CAN'T i \ % sz \ UNDERSTAND \\ ae RUSSIAN. | { SOMGTHING jee. Deseire THY GROAT WGALTH AND RICHES — * a MOBILIZE. —_——— TT SAYS DER CZAR'S ARMORED | MOOR CARS SS ABOUT TO You must Love M6 a4 lirne! Cervus, THEN, LINK OUR VAST FORTUNSS, You AND Say! YOUR OAR'S DRIPTIN’ MORE nA-HA— T MIGHT GET HURT, DISS VAR VILL SEE NO = BATTLES FOR GOODNESS SAKE, Di PuT om THIS Piece? J SYAND ‘THAT PoPULAR TRASH! 12 You cAn’T SOMETHING LIKE THis 16 Corree ? SOUP, ORDSR Ir! Don'r Mix Ue A BATCH OF MORTAR UKS THAT GND EAT It WH Can 366 (TH a | | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ] * most I CAN'T STAND IT To Sec A GROWN MAN DUMP CRACKERS IvTO HIS im You WANT SRE L } ..|BATTLE SONGS THEY'RE SINGING ——GERMANY'S N. A roar like thunder strikes the car, Like clang of arms or breakers near, | Kush forward for the German Rhine! Who shieids the dear, beloved Khine? Dear Fatherland, thou nesdet not fear, | Thy Khineland wateh stands firmly here, The German mai Dear land, dear Fatheriand, thou needst not fear, Thy watch, thy Khineland watch stands firmly here, A hundred thousand hewrts beat high, ‘The flash darte forth from every eye, For Teutons, brave, inured by toll, Protect their (Repeat country’s holy Death Fatherland, ete.) When heavenwards ascends the eye Our heroes’ ghosts look down from high, ANDY SAYS IT’S “O. K.” LONDON, Aug. 10.—Praise for England and the opposite for the kalser, was Andrew Carnegie's re- THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union 8t—2 Shope—110 Madison ply today to the request that he Join in protesting against England's participation in the big war. “Great Britain was honor bound to protect Belgium,” he said, ATIONAL SONG—— | We swear And shiel As long as Gorm The German awo: No foe shail tread 01 (Repeat Dear Vatheriand, land ete.) Woe take the pledge, the stream runs high, Our banners re wafting high ‘on t the G 004 cheer, irmiy here, Dear land, Dear Fatheriaad, thou ‘necdst lear, Thy wateh, thy Rhineland watch stands fiemly here! LONGS FOR ACTION SOFIA, Aug. 10.—Gen. Radko Dimitrieff has resigned as com- |mander-in-chief of the Bulgarian army, a position he occupied dur- ing the war with Turkey, to serve as a volunteer in the ranks, Russian, (KLEIN'S SHOE HOSPITAL 613 Sco re TAKE THIS THING OPP! 1 CAN'T STAND IT To HAVE SOME DAGO SCREECHING IM Shocking Encounter? John Barns tells of a visit he once paid to a London lunatic aay- lum. He was taken all over the establishment, and finally arrived at the gardens, where a number of the patients were worki Mr. Burns espled among them man with whom he had some slight acquaintance, and was about to speak to him, when the jc suddenly exclaimed: 1, I never! You, too? The it person I thought to see onweeris A Sporting Instinct Stmpkins asked a few of his for- mer colleagues at the bank to come down for a few days’ shoot- ing. One morning they were all pop ping their guns off—without do- ing much damage—when a game warden came up and asked to see their licenses, To his friends’ surprise Simpking bolted as if all the furies were at his heels, while they discreetly retired to the house. The game warden gave chase for about a mile and a half, and then Simpkins came to a halt. Putting his his hand !n his pocket he produced a license. The pant- {fig copper mopped his brow. “What did you bolt for {f you had a license all the time?” “Ah,” said the sportsman, “you see, my friends hadn't one.” The Parting “The great men are all dead,” she said with evident regret. “But the beautiful women are not,” he replied, looking earnestly at her. “Of course,” she added after a moment's reflection, “I always ex- cept present company.” “So do I,” he said. 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