The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 8, 1914, Page 4

STAR—SATURDAY, AUGUST 8, 1914. PAGE 4, MR. De MUSH, BVGRYONG ELSG “T7 \an't THat, Miss 18 HAPPY AN® Gay. IF DiLceickLes (SOB) HAVS DON@® ANYTHING Tc ys HEARING EMeITTAR YouR cimm — * "HEARTS AND Flowers” "Yes, THERE He SiT¥ VERY Delactaep ON THO BGACH N6AR CNGS NUTTE 4Nn0 . “TWAS RATHER RUDE YESTERDAY, LGAVING MR, DE MUSH To WADE ASHORE INA PERFECTLY Good SUIT — OF CLOTHGS, =. —. It’s Enough to | Any One A 4-Reei ‘Screecher’ - Film HAVE WOUNDED HIM. RSALLY SUPPOSE I OUGHT __TO APOLOGIZS; Le es 3OmMS OTHER te 1y MUST q Peccows? rt PLAYED ON A " MOVTH ORGANS ADOLPH’S DISCOVERY IS A LIFE-SAVER FOR THE CAR PUDDING “Dear me, child, how could you win a penny?” “Why, some . boys bet me I @onldn’t eat six mud cakes.” LL od THE SEATTLE: STAR : | OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Telegraph News Service of the United Preee Associa Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Class Matte’ ‘all, out of city, 35 per mon. up to aix mos. six mos. $1.80; year $3.36 By cartier, city, 360 a month. Datly by The Star Publishing Co. Phone. Main 9400. Private exchange connecting all departments he Motto Above the Desk _ BOVE his desk hung the familiar motto, “Do it NOW!"| At quitting time the desk was neat and clear; the 's litter had all disappeared. Each morning the man sat down to it as to a clean slate. Under the same roof were desks which looked as if 'd just been flirting with a cyclone No mottoes hung above 'em—the litter didn’t leave room Whether it was the motto or just his temperament which the one man prompt and orderly while others seemed he himself didn’t know, for we asked him “Oh, I just hung that there because a fellow gave it to and I agreed with the sentiment. I don’t remember ever been specially influenced by it,” he said. it’s the value of a good mibdtto; it’s so insidious Of course, he didn’t know when the motto “took.” body, say the boss, had come round several times a day d lectured him on the wisdom of being prompt and orderly,| ~ he mightn’t have heeded it all. But there, on the wall, staring him in the face, in attrac-| type, patiently awaiting his glance, was the pithy sug- jon upon which so much success depends, and it “got” irresistibly. Get one yourself. ne The kind that aims straight at your brst weakness. Let the law of silent but pitiless suggestion | It may be just what you! its way into your very soul. eddling School Directors UNNING for office is a great American privilege. The trend of the times is to give this privilege the fullest That is the purpose of the direct primaries. if before the people for a public office without regard the consent of any bosses. When, therefore, the Seattle school board seriously con- Biders a resolution to prohibit school employes, be they jani-} tors or school teachers, from running for any office, they are due for a deserved rude jolt. Three janitors have declared themselves as candidates this fall. _ _ To tell them they must quit or lose their jobs is un- _ ealled-for, pernicious meddling. Lonely Man in the White House HEN Woodrow Wilson took office one year and five months ago, there came to the White House a healthy American family—husband, wife and three charming daugh- ters. Thie president has since lost fram his household two daughters by marriage, and now Death has claimed his life partner. A ; There will be, as always, many visitors to the White House, but to the president there will be some one missing Woodrow Wilson—the poor, lonesome man of the White House. SEATTLE BANKERS turn down clearing house certificate idea. You've got to hand some of the credit to Woody Wilson, who came to bat with that $500,000,000 of government money to avold any panic. BRISTOW FOUND nobody home when he knocked for progressive fepublicans. Bull Moosers say there ain't no such animal. SEATTLE SCHOOL directors don’t want the school janitors to run for office. Why should the directors be so scary? Not one of those “Janitors is running for the school board. THE SUPREME COURT is playing right into the hands of the Hamilton gang every minute it delays its decision in the recall Injunc- ‘tion. While the hands of the recaliers are tied and they are prevented from getting more signatures to the petition, the Hamilton outfit is at iberty to secure withdraw: It's not fal lemen of the supreme court; It’s not fair to de! er It may be. THIG 1S the last day for filing candidacies. atch the orators from _ mow on trying to drown the cannonading in Europe, UNITED COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS plan to give the woman) Aw, come, now, there are} with the largest feet a prize at their picnic. no such women. THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union 8t—2 Shops—110 Madison If| \ It is} to give the individual the fullest advantage of placing him-| We came in HORE TO CAT DIDN'T OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE THiS’ 13. A FING TIME For You To PUT IN AN appearance! You've KEPT THE OTHER GUESTS WAITING. OVER THRSE QUARTERS Op ti HOOR FoR DINNER | | | Zinc Oiler.... i he | om, or % gill. These are high grade and just right for sewing machines, phonographs, bicycles, guns, etc \]] Morrow-Corbin or New Departure Brake and Cone Wrench. 10¢ These are for loosening and tightening cones and sprocket | lock nuts. | 250 Echo Whistle The genuine whistle will call, intruders away. Henry Sears’ 1865 Curved Handle, extra high grade Pruning Knife $1.00 The best we can y. No, 8657!/,-1865 Same. @5¢ Bean Motorcycle Chain Re- pair Tool The It doesn’t take but about five minutes to repair a broken chain with one. Every motorcyclist needs! one. SPINNING’S CASH STORE 0. A re 1415 ruuKit 1417 AVE, | agraphs than | auguration of the } (Ohio) | my house, | him and then, in the excitement | Knowing | newspapers, | thought | had bet- | ter step around and tell you ex- | morning | was walking in the street when | boy, five years of age, got hold | moderate. ADOLPH, You WASS A HERO! YOu TOLD Us JUST IN ‘Time! ARE THEY MARRIED?---GUESS YOU Dow'T watt A STPAK, We'lu SPLIT AN ORDER Dulciferous Agraphs Never did the town ball pre sent 4 more animated scene, bub- ble over with brighter prospl- clence, wear a more satisfied | amile over an enviable record, } and a renewed plebescite of con- fidence and power, nor return smile for smile, comylimanss, courtesies for courtesies, melli- fiuous words for delciferous | on last Monday evening on the occasion of the | adjourning sine die of the old board of trustees and the induc | tion of members-elect and the in- | new board. The courtesies of gentlemen made room for the many lady friends present, whose handsome gowns, radiant smiles and healthful and cheerful aura set off the banked and floral tributes, making It a typical “garden of gull."—Cicero News. eee Without Frills. There was once a “Southern | gentleman,” who, having killed a man, presented himself to the | editor of a newapaper, “| have come,” he said, “to tell you about a painful occurrence at My brother-in-law and | had an argument and | knifed (GEE Mew! ont You | KAOK CHRISTOPHER, \COLUMBUS LS COUERED) |MAAE of the moment, | scaiped him. what exaggerated stories are apt to get into the actly what did happ: Prohibitive the matter, . What's daugh- ter?” “Father, I want a duke,” ‘That can be arranged, my dear, I was afraid you might - eT want a baseball pitcher.” WELL TS 1S THE AD Fibss PAST WE MERRO OF 17' Fair Weather Sign —— = Bacon--I gave my wife a rain . bow kiss when I left home this Egbert-—-What in the world fs a rainbow kiss? Bacon—One storm. that follows a Bright Child One day Barrymore, the actor, Sidney Rosenfeld, the playwright, rushed up to him all excitement, “Oh, Maurice,” he wailed, you heard of my misfor- is there fIness fn your that,” said Rosenfeld, ut almost as bad, My little of my new play and tore it to tatters.” “I didn't know that child could read,” said Barrymore—and con- tinued his walk. ee The Seven Ages First Age—Sees the earth. Second Age—Wants it Third Age—Hustles to get It. Fourth Age—Decides to be sat- istied with only half of tt Fifth Age—Becomes still more Sixth Age—Now content to pos- sess a six-by-two strip of it, Seventh Age—Gets the strip. A STAR WANT AD will sell it quickly. n. y., thursdy—i guess hennery higgins won't try no more to scair the daylites out of mrs. higgins by pretending to swoller pizen it was Ike this, hennery set in & game of penny anty, and the cards run pretty good for him, and anybody knows how it is, it was 2 o'clock before he ever noticed the time when he got home it was pretty near 3, and mrs, higgins she was worried as anything, thinking maby he had been run over by a truck or sufhthing . so when he come tn, she felt greatly relieved, and she says, so here you are, you miserable souse, this is a fine time for you to be rolling in, 1 wisht 1 had dide befoar 1 ever married you hennery he has had just enough drinks to be feeling funny, and he thinks he will have a little goak, and he says, well, if that's the way you feel about it, { mite as well take myself out of your way so he fishes a bottel out of his pockit and takes a swigg out of it and tumbles over mrs. higgins she hollers and a lot of nabers runs in, and the po. leece comes, and they got a awful time bringing the poor woman to hennery he {is scared and he just lays still one of the cops he takes a sniff of the bottel, and he says to mrs. higgins, well, madam, this stuff has put many a man under the ground, but it don't do it this quick then he gives hennery a punch in the ribbs and makes him git up and hauls him off to jale for dis- orderly conduckt johny Not the Same “I'm going downtown morning.” “Shopping, my dear?” “No, I haven't time for that; just to get some things that I need.” this Five hurt, three may die, from wreck when Sante Fe's California limited leaves track undermined by | water at Shafter, Cal. 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