The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 31, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR we Service of PS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NeEWsPArmns a Prese Assoctation. a | worry.” | twas to it. know,” he continued. ing about. Think o! for shoveling dirt.” ~ It pays to be rich. and if he is caught— ¥ ‘pays to be rich. times up, 800 times Hntored at Seattle, Wash, Postoftice Out of city, 88 per mon. up te # By cartier, oly, 2 Vublished Datly by The Star Publiel achange cei Wish We Knew SAID to my wife, when she came back from a shopping trip and started to bewail the high prices: thank goodness, we've the money to pay ‘em, so you should “T'll tell you what makes “It's the @ contractor and you i bet your life I know what I'm talk- having to pay $2.25 a day to a man : And he spat in his disgust "4 There, quite unconsciously revealed, was his point of view—so different from Henry Ford's as merely a tool to bring him profits; the man within the overalls meant nothing at all. Yet we saw him toss a dollar to a blind beggar and to any one he takes a personal interest in we're sure he is kind. His heart wires, had simply bten short-circuited How are you going to humanize a chap like that? It Pays to Be Rich HE board of equilization is going to meet soon to hear | the protests against the taxes charged by the assessor's How would you like to be the elevator man The canons of stone and steel, and if he sees many, he ze This remark, overheard in a hotel this morning, was made by a man who was fat, prosperous-looking, no doubt kind-hearted at bottom, but selfish and narrow Life had dealth him a winning hand; he was safely fixed | on Easy street—or thought he was—an@ that was all there igh demands of labor. ties. We've followed these equalization meetings some years past, and we've noted a curious thing. There were propor- ‘tionately many more rich men than otherwise who protested. ‘or instance, a man whose taxes might amount to sev- ‘eral thousand dollars can fail to record some of his property, Be fined $100, or whatever the fine may be. But the man whose taxes wouldn't amount to $20 can't afford to fail to schedule his property—it might cost him $150. ae “To him who hath shall be given, and from him who hath ‘not shall be taken away even that which he hath,” is the ‘Biblical quotation, or words to that effect. ~ If a man has money, we “commits an offense. The man without money goes to jail. It The Elevator Man P and down; up and down; hour after hour, day after day. Vision bounded by four wiry walls. occasional word of greeting or answer, no chance to talk with a friend. The very air dust-laden and heavy, with a like that of a prison. Up and down; Gan aourse oF the day. self, and not a machine. ver See the Like of This? he man is lidate for Unit 0 tes the genial the folks be so easil But at a if 5 five years’ delay. market these da: T last the man has been found who nominated Wilson There is no secret about it. He admits it. He did it Baltimore. Did it, as it were, single-handedly and alone, pugh how or why he disdains to explain. Sullivan of Chicago, ex-gas boss and States senator. Sullivan wanted Wilson: so much, the interests behind in wanted him so much, that you remember how they ted for Harmon or Underwood or Marshall. ‘much that if they could have murdered him in safety most "em would have jumped at the chance. But now that the senatorships have to be won at ppou! is right to the front, saying what he the people will like and assuming that if it’s guff they y know the difference. Are these streaked old-timers right in their size-up? Can fooled? The fall returns may bring the! ‘ events, Roger’s suspicious conversion that the “Wilson” tag still has political value. DEPUTY PROSECUTOR ELLI® hed Peter Miller rushed off to Walia in an auto. it'll help some, Ellie, but even that won't make AUSTRIANS MAY Take Initiative, says newspaper headline. would include the “Seven Sisters,” Ed Sims should worry. CITY LOSES taxi case. time it's @ taxi, bet ) Pac ted ted nes the ouken, elther, ian see: _ AT PRESENT writing, the burni be, “Will Zapata get here first?” Mr. Zapata Is euch a burner. THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St—-2 Shope—1i0 Madison ‘Well, rices high, if you want to if I'm He looked upon labor R.TRUG, I’ Ne A BOO Ifa" “Mother she will that teach me to cook like she does,” I'm not surprised. She always disliked me.” . ways Tan Cynthia Grey's Anewers to Questions ° T have an old buggy top, What can I do with it)—T. B. M SPIT. small fine when he Beyond an and down— possible crack a joke for the you benefit from his faithful, monot- For he is a man, you know; a en my nd, in fact, a toiler very much alone; glad for the sound of a kindly voice, for a proof that is humanly remembered. Wanted him} lar | | 4 | AND THE Colman Dock disaster Is but a fractional drop in the a8 compared with the war menace in Europe. andi where one the other plans deliberate killing and destruction. JOHN DOE, Seattle, is reading for the firet time in hie tif the doings of the etock ys. re Ing question In Mexico City seems | We call it a “burning” question | | Spin tt, and maybe they'll lose their hold and fall off, Or use a germicide Where n 1 find a man to drill a well!J, L. B. Try some of the officers tn the National Guard. They can drill anything. Do chickens pay?—©, 8. No, the gentlemen are expect 4 to do that. Although I have followed your advice carefully for several months, my hair continues to fall out. Please tell me what to do with It Genevieve. Send it to the Salvation Army. They may be able to save it. Every evening I massage my BE A CANDIDATE For Orrice, So 1 WISH You'lp eve PRIMARIGS. 4 BOOST, BLT IT Won't 6 IN THS PRIMARIES {! M GOING ‘TO ST iw THO Nes, 'WUCGIVe You hands and face with cold cream, and in the morning I rub them | fentally strained my biackberry with lemon fulce. Two or three | Jam. Should I send ft to a hos times a day I wash them with lo- | pital or treat ft at home?— tions. In spite of all this, I get Mary G terribly tanned every time I go The angle worma in my back- out In the yard to do a@ little work, What Is wrong?—Alys. Nothing. Evidently you are working fn @ tanyard. Questions Mr. Cynthia rn9 Cannot Answer -——————_—_—— Have You Ever Visited SALT LAKE CITY DENVER OMAHA KANSAS CITY Or Viewed the Scenic Grandeur of the COLUMBIA RIVER If you are ing EAST take advantage the op- portunity to visit these fa- mous American cities—to become further acquainted with the country in which you live— via the O-W. R. & NN. 'OregonShortLine and | Union Pacific at the Reduced Summer Excursion Fares Now in Effect. I have an empty bass drum at my house. Please suggest some use I can make of the inside of it—B. P. Kindly tell me how to cure an grownafl—Mra C. R afterncon I acct intoeing ¥ ALBERT HANSEN Jeweler and Bilveremith ts Now Located at His New Store 1010 Second Ave. Near Madieen. DOCTOR . The only charge ts for med)- cines. Patronize the RIGHT DRUG CO. 169 Washington St. And get his services free. You buy your ticket to these cities, or, if you are going further east, you are | allowed liberal stopovers | on either your going or re- turmhg trip. Modern Dentistry | Union Pacific System lines pass through more im- portant cities than any other transcontinental line. Auto- matic electric block signals protect you all the way. The most modern equipment—stee) coaches, electric-lighted trains, excetlent dining car service and courteous and efficient em- ployes will add pleasure to your trip. We will help you plan an itinerary that will give you a delightful summer vacation. FREE EXAMINATION 22K Gold\Crowns. ..$5.008) Bridgework ..... Full Set of Teeth. Porcelain Crown. Bee Fillings .. ilver Fillings. We to exactly as sched Lady Attendant. Terms to suit All work guaranteed 15 years. ELECTRO PAINLESS DENTISTS “Haunted by a No. 6 Hat” A 4-Ree, ‘Screecher’ Film SUCH A RELIEF To MEET A MAN OF DIGNITY AND PO/SE LIKE You, MR. S MUSH, I Cor So TIRED OF A drift around the passenger craft, Jet and Pike, Opp. Public Market and sweet strains will eminate Laboring People's ventists. therefrom. Sweet winds will blow-w-w! yard sing #0 loudly that I cannot sleep. How can they be stop- ped?——-Dorothy R Can you give me any advice as to how I should invest my safety- pin money?—L. N. eee Modern Maglio “Think what & woman's curt- osity will do,” he said solemnly “Lot's wife looked round, and she turned Into a pillar of salt.” “But how about yourself?’ anid his wife “I saw you look | round the other day, and you | turned Into « saloon.” ° The Wurst Poetry Yet | “Did my little pug pass this way? Mabel asked, to her butcher's @lamay; But with innocent eye, Came his truthful reply: “Yes, I sausage a dog yesterday.” . “Boston Globe. A Referendum Ones, while addressing an open-air meeting, an atheist asked Bishop Boyd Carpenter if he belleved that Jonah was swal- lowed by a whale. “When I go to heaven Tf will ask Jonah,” said his lordship, “But supposing,” the other per- sisted, “he is not there!” “Then you will have to ask him,” was the quick retort. eee Tables Turned A clergyman was arguing with | a friend of bis on the destrability | of attending church, At last he put the question squarely: “What | is your personal reason for not | attending?" The gentleman smiled in a | quiet way ax he replied, “The | fact ts, one finds so many hypo- | erites there.” Returning the smile, the cler gyman said, “Do not let that keep you away—there is always room | for one more.” TODAY'S CUTEST Editor The Star: Our little fon, nearly 3, was having din- ner with us the other day when an old friend of the family came In, | asked him to eit down. He didn't seem to hear me, and so my wife said, “Won't you sit down?” Even then our called did not seem to hear. Finally our youngster turned around In his high chair and shouted, “Sit down! Sit down, you! You're rocking the boat.” A. Ja 6722 23rd Av. N. W., ttle. Each day brings tn its grist of good ones, and {f we have not had the good one from your youngster yet, NOW IS THE TIME, ‘AIN’T’ THIS NICE Tt will sure pay you to get in on the Venetian Fiesta under the full moon on take Washington next Tuesday evening. Small boats, with singers and other musicians, wili — Arlington dock holds up con-| demned charges meeting Jap o yer, Mme. Julia Claussen will sing In Seattle this fall “Sun night” at Press club Thure- o— Mine HERE salmon Awa Maru arrives in club brings Canadia Alva Meacham, plone: 0, M, Moore buys Hoq weekly paper, day night. ~~ ELSEWHERE Congressman Albert seeks reelection on ticket. Reported that satisfactory home rule agreement reached in Ireland Wind shifte; Sisson, porarily saved from forest Mayor asks for state militia to fight flames. SVER DONE THAT AMOUNTED Five hundred state employes and ANY THING IN THIS COMMUNITY F friends to pienic at Pacific Beach ALC TVS GUER SEEN You Do 18 Sunday, Mrs. J. Wakefield found HANG. AROUND ™o ciTy HALL Aw guilty in Connecticut of murdering lyzing of U , due to wi Federation Yorkers of Amert Lioyd’s, of London, re 8, company insurance shipments Says war b evitable. Bettiers given 10 to 20 years to pay for irrigation improvements tn amendment to frrigation bill Presidential investigat' regulation discriminating against Pacific const shippers urged. Colorado democratic criticises administration and hoots | Kovernor’s name, Kelso to have bandstand. Lum- | ber and labor donated. 50 CENTS Reyes’, Girls’ and Children’s HATS KAVANAGH'S First and Unio: 1008 First, at Madison “Mrs. two parts, frontier. ventilating system. and cool off. SHORT NEWS for band here next month. Means life imprisonment palgamation with United Billington’ First Case” Identification” A thrilling Kalem picture In Sister” A Vitagraph romance of the WAVAY) Air changed tn this theatre every 2 minutes by a modern - YI storage here after) midocean. | Hamilton, | 9 dead. | ulam “Baw oe Johnson republican Cal. tem- fire. export Wheat of Miners on. fuses to U. on foreign belleved tn lon of canal assembly n, id Come iu “BUT, I SAY$ THIS ISN'T MY HAT — THIS 19 A NO. 6. * 165 -Hes — THAT PEST I TEKLING You ABouT, HE'S GOT A HEAD LIKGA CRICKST,” excerr WAS eS, SMALL’ FOR ME! MUCH “TOO }sending the men home will be com-| wrinkle your skin, | pleted. 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HAVE OWN GIRL e Water Power Co, to enter LOTS OF : city as a cognpetitor of the " patchee Valley Gas & Hlectrie CENTRALIA, July 31-—Kdna ROOM Cole was taken from the home of ch. <8O} d Fruit her aunt, Mrs. Betty Hutchinson, Pn pen Ot amy d aM bor ether wie tteniay, 1>Y | obtained control of 90 cold storage . sad lsaane with a capacity of 3,187,060 boxes of fruit. er arrested on the charge of kid-| , preferred by Mrs. Hutchin. Mrs. Hutchinson and Miss Carrie Tinsley recently charged with kidnaping the child from North Carolina and dismissed when they fought extradition. Cole | said, in taking his own child, he| To free your summer-solled sitin was acting on the advice of the|of its olliness, muddinens, freckles, prosecuting attorney, | blotches or tan, the heat thing to do ‘ |ix to free yourself of the skin ttaelf. GO BACK TO WAR we | This ix eastly accoraplished by the ROSLYN, July Tan, Red or Freckled Skin Is Easily Shed were use of ordinary mercolized wax, which can be bed at any drug store. Use at night as you use cold . washing it off in the morning. Tm- ——Retween 100 | metintely the offenfime surface skin | and 160 Servians, Montenegrins | >eeins to come off in tine powder- tke teles. Grastually the entire and Ruse employed in the! Cuticle ts abeorbea, without pain or mines bere are preparing to depart! inconvenience. The second layer of for their native lands to take part|*kin now In evidence presents « spotiess whiteness and sparkling in the European war, At a mass | rout, obtainable in no other way. meeting next Sunday If the heat tends to loosen apa there's an ef- harmiess remedy you Just let plans for fective and can re y athe your face tn the Mquid. This WON’TLET’EMIN : tightens the «kin and smooths out the lines, making you 31.—The ‘look years younger—~Advertisement. WENATCHER, Tomorrow the Last Day July Reorganization Sale Ends Saturday Night OUR TIME is short to take advantage of the most successful, matchless value-giving sale of high-class wearing apparel for Men and Young Men in the history of Seattle. The reductions are extra- ordinary, and the values unequaled. Society Brand Cheasty Special Suits, Overcoats, Raincoa $15 Values now.....$11.25 $18 Values now, 13.50 $20 Values now. 15.00 LEGGINGS $25 Values now. 1% Price. $30 Values now. Rare eas $35 Values now. CROSS $40 Values now.....$30.00 (London) NO CHARGES FO! Fi LEATHER ALTERATIONS . GOODS 25 Per Cent Reduced. Dress Suits, Tuxedo Sults, Extra Trousers, Fancy Vests, Smoking Jacketa, Bath Robes, etc., propor tlonately reduced. This great sale ends when the doors of Cheasty’s close Saturday night at 10 o'clock. CHEASTY’S O. C. GRAVES, Manager. Second Av. at Spring St. “AND, BESIDES, THE INITIALS IN THIS HAT ARE NOT MINE —— = THey are ‘c.N/”