The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 23, 1914, Page 4

PAGE 4. STAR—THURSDAY, JULY 23, 1914. TLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT "OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | SPINNING’S AFTER INVENTORY SALE OFFERS YOU SHORT PRICES ON LONG STOCKS 260 PAIR BOOK STRAPS AND DRINKING CUP.... PVERY child should have Its own drinking cup aluminum collapsible, and occupy but little space 20c 6-IN, ELLIOTT SCREW MISTAKEN 5 These are ORIVER 106 Made for business. You save one-half now 65c 12IN, MECHANICS SCREW DRIVER 2he Thene are the boys that will loosen and tighten the screws. $1.00 YANKEE TOILET Ii” CLIPPERS . The Made by Coates. You He can cut the grass under [Do your hat easily with a patr, $3.50 28x14 VACUUM CUP CLINCHER CASING........ $2.85 Any one who uses clincher tires has much use for one. 100 3-ARM NICKEL-PLATED TOWEL AND CLOTHES RACK ge Handy for neckties, face cloths, etc, 1415 FOURTH Pee By mati, out of city, 35 ix mom, $1.80; your $9.36 Ls h Dally “by | Golty, VE WAL fereew re Ey wer Poe’ motsa si ee ee IGNING himself as manager of the Stop-Look-Listen league, Ed Sims, head of the fish trust and standpat | Veader in the legislature, has addressed a letter to Asael La on, Friday Harbor, declining to debate the “Seven Sisters with the proponents of those measures. | In this letter Sims also hinted that The Star has pub- ished an assertion that none of the “Seven Sisters” would find a place on the ballot. z "will find a place on the ballot unless Secretary Howell plays too much into the hands of Sims and his crowd, and jobs the “Seven Sisters” by ludicrous technicalities. Are Women Ever Like This? QQ HIEF GRIFFITHS’ recommendation to the city council The Star did not publish any such statement. : The Star today believes that all of the “Seven Sisters”| WN a recent novel the hero, a rich young rascal, with whom the heroine was in love, deliberately planned to shatter affection so that she would free him from an engage- int that had grown irksome. Playing on her sympathies by a feigned illness, he per- d her to get her mother to invite him as an invalid to a secluded summer home; and no sooner was he than, by the aid of hired confederates, he began a series Outrageous breaches of hospitality, each worse than the a As a climax he arranged the appearance of a scandalous i with’ the wife of a man servant he heroine’s mamma was promptly and emphatically | ocked | But the author would have us believe that the daughter, | h surprised, vexed, humiliated and grieved, came to t after each new affront with a love that was more faring than ever. Had he married and beaten her, she could not have been loyal. How about it, girls; is that heroine true to life? rimming the Other Fellow N a boat a group of idle passengers, eager for pastime, were playing shuffleboard—a game with discs of wood h you shove onto numbered squares. » One player would try to land his dise on the square with highest number. Then his opponent's play was to knock fe block off. The one who was most skillful in displacing other's discs usually won the game Much of life’s success is scored in the same manner Did you ever stop to think how many of our games designed on this principle of beating the other player fead of helping him? We think of sport in terms of competition father than in of mutual helpfulness. Our very play is selfish, grasp- Perhaps in the years to come folks will revise the code lay into better accord with the spirit of brotherhood. ‘canwhile play the game as it stands and try to take it as gracefully as victory. ‘atch Those Teeth RE you watching the teeth of your children? + As for that, are you taking the care you shoul our own? At any rate, you will be interested in the latest declara- ms of science concerning the effects of decayed teeth upon human body. Rheumatism, in many cases, is caused by the poison from tesses at the decayed roots of teeth. ' Mental disorders have been cured, in some instances, by ment of diseased teeth Insomnia has been traced to the same cause Diseases of the heart and kidneys are traceable to neglect the teeth. Get busy. ght in Our Alleys” to light the alleys at night deserves hearty co-operation. Light is the great guide to progress. Light brings the ge to civilization. Light uproots iniquities and corrup- . Light throws the fear of man, if not of God, into the s and crooks and yeggs, to whom dark alleys are as ings. | Let there be light in the alleys. The cost will be nomi- 0 agli with the great amount of good it will nplish. ie city council should act on the chief's recommenda- without delay. _ A ROW of electrons one inch long would contain 13 trillions. Sclen- put over a hundred electrons in an atom. As you ara made of | Stingier You Are the Better for Us. We Repaired Less Than 1997 Pairs of Shoes Last Week. We would have repaired more than 1997 if everybody in town had known the kind of work our shop turns out. We employ only expert workmen and we use only the finest ma- teri: because we know that is the only way to make you a regular customer. Let us put on a pair of our famous extra tough soles for you REGAL SHOE REPAIR SHOP 1124 FIRST AVENUE Telephone Main 4136 YS ANCE TO Kat TT f WHA ACT TIVE 78 Loan Uma MS HOMELY MO MG FOR. 0 FEW HOURS AT LEAST! FALL THINGS! WHERE I THE WORLO YD n. ¥. thursdy—there ts many interesting things in a cop's life even the bull that drives the prison hack to blackweil island picks up & good storey onct in a while he got one the uther day when he was loadin up his wagon, and one poor rummy begun bawling and boohooing sumthing feerce this guy wae a dip that got nabbed in a subway trane with his fin in a old gentiema: pockit, and the cop was junt goin to tell him to shut up when anutber prisener asked him what was the matter boo hoo, hollers the pickpockit, {am thinkin of my poor wife, { may be a tuff guy, but | hate to If you happened blockades on the main streets y 4 | terday, it was caused by an amateur to notice any THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN FOL- sailor telling @ group of friends al! | towing “The Million Dollar Mys- the things he did while aboard the |tery"ia The Star and at the Colo and from Honolulu. The Milwaukee came home y terday, with more than 500 office: nd men of the Washington and O: exon naval 1, DANCING HIPPODROME » Third and Pike Dental Experts. ‘When ft comes to @ good. fire dass dental service Teasonable price, these dentists can offer you fomething entirely = and results Let shout your teeth what not to do: your @ental needs and valuable to you An office fitted entirety tm white enamel and sanitary in every way. fen them before going elsewhere Gold Crowns £5.00. Rridwe Work $5.00 Fillings 500 Up. Rhoads Dental Co. Third and Pike militia, She started jerulser Milwaukee on the trip to) nial will be interested in the mova, this week, of the “lack Hundred.” who try to trap Florence into re- vealing the hiding place of the mill- fon dotiars through an ad in the newspaper. Through a little scheme of the butler’s, the gang ts outwitted in a clever way and left in a perilous situation at sea tn a motorboat that has been set on fire. The comedy portion of the new bill is one of George Ade's famous fables, called “Higher Education That Was Too High for the Olid Man,” in which the father of one of the country boys is given a regular oldtime hazing when he visits the university and attempts to discover How Drink Habit Wrecks Many Men In Seattle there are thousands of men who are dally poisoning themselves with the most insidious, dangerous poison known—alcobol —and do not realize it until too late. A few social drinks each day ul- timately poisons the drinker’s «: tem until eclentific medical treat- ment is absolutely necessary. When ing for drink becomes than the will-power to re-| p sist and drinking men and women are drifting into the down and out class they should go to the Seattle Neal Institute, 1735 16th Ave. and take the Neal Drink Habit Treat- ment, or take the Neal Home Treat- ment. The Seattle Neat Institute | is one of sixty splendid Neal In- stitutes operating in the principal cities of the world, Three days (Spent there taking the Neal Treat- ment will remove the craving and |necessity for drink. The Neal | Treatment is safe and sure always administered internally—| hypodemic injections are never used, It has saved thousands, It! | will it will save your! fathers, husbands and sons, Call} |now and investigate, or write or | phone East 4381, for full informa- | tion City office 802 Northern have to gO away and leave ber this uther feller was going up the river to do 6 months for bi« gemy, and he give the guy with the weeps the merry ha ha, and he ab, brace, you mush head, ime leaving 2 wives, and you don't see me pulling none of that sob stuff, do you? jobny eee Irreelstible The major mixed his toddtes fine, He was an expert gauger. His juleps you could not decline To drink—the major made yer, Stike to "Em Bill—He says cigars are bis best friends. Jill—Well, he's true to them Bill—How so? Jill—-He never gives any of his friends away. why his son's expenses have been so high. Two other numbers com- plete the bill. eee “THE WEAKER STRAIN,” A two-reel Reliance photoplay on the Class A program the balance of this week, is an unusual military drama |by Russell BE. Smith, and produced | by the Reliance company. Forsythe, |® young military student of wealthy | family, marries Maisie, daughter of |a hotel keeper, while at school, but listens, after graduation, to the | pleadings of his family, who fee! that he has married beneath his sta tion. He heeds their requests and renounces his wife. | A boy is born of the union, who eventually enters the army. War breaks out, and the boy, who is a corporal now, is delegated to guard a certain spot. Hearing of | his mother’s fatal iliness, he deserts his post to go to her, There he learns his father’s name. It is the |commander of his regiment When he returns he is taken be fore the commander, Forsythe, and sentenced to death, When Forsythe hears the story, he realizes that he bas sentenced bis own son. That night he alds his son to escape, but is shot himself in the attempt. cee PEARL SINDELAR AND FRAN. Carlyle are featured in a five- Pathe drama at the Melbourne |today, Carlyle as Detective Craig, head of the secret service, who is [hot on the trail of James Dalton, suspected of being a clever crook and counterfeiter, ee COURTENAY FOOTE, FORMER. ly of the Mutual company, has join- ed the Bosworth productions and will soon be ready on some new Jack London stories, eee Clemmer Until Saturday Night “In the Season of Buds,” with Mary Pickford; “His Stolen For- tune,” with Francis Bushman; “A Badger Hunt,” “Life in Japan” and The Lure of the Ladies,” com- edies. ntil Saturday Night Strain,” two-reol Rank building. All drug habits }' treated Blue Knot: American drama ? “What d'ye yant to order, sir? the waiter. “Oh, no, you're not—T am! I've been waiting here an hour already.” eee THE WHOLE THING “Well, Bil, how's everything over at your place?” “Oh, she's pretty well, thank you,” eee ¢ veges. ¢ | His Contribution | She weighed close upon 300 | pounds, but she insisted on | entering a crowded Phinney ay. street car, and as she | stood and swayed with the movement of the car she waxed sarcastic. “If there were any gentle- men in the car,” she said, “they would not allow a lady to stand!” ] And then little Dobbins got up from his seat with a sigh. | “Don't be cross, ma‘am,” he sald, “I'll make one toward Fatal Sweet Tooth,” Keystone com- ody. eee Colonial Until Saturday Night “The Bottom of the Sea,” fifth of “That Boy From the Poorhouse,” Labin drama; “Hearst-Selig News- Pictorial” and a George Ade com- ody. eee Melbourne Until Saturday Night “Detective Craig's Coup,” five part Eclectic dram. . . Grand Until Saturday Night “The Final Reckoning,” tw Broncho drama; “The Decoy, cess drama; “The Empire the Bahamas,” and “Bobbie's Plot,” Reliance Pictures. cee Odeon Theatre Until Saturday ght “Incognito,” and Warner's Spectal comedy, two . Tillkum Theatre, Wednesday and Thursday “The Man in the Street,” three | reels, and a comedy. eee Alhambra Until Wednesday Night “Luelile Love,” two parte; “Ani- mated Weekly” and “In the Sultan's Garden,” Imp company, ee At the Home Until Friday “One of the Bravest,” drama; “The Den drama; “Snookee's comedy. two-part ot Thieve: eee At the Pleasant Hour Until Friday “Lucile Love,” No. 6, two parts: “The Little Mail Carrier,” two-part drama; “When Smaltz Loves,” comedy. eee At the Greenwood Until Friday Verge of War,” three-reel ; “The Flirt,” comedy. CARDINAL IS 80 BALTIMORE, July 23.—Cardinal Gibbons is celebrating his 80th birthday today. the “Million Dollar Mystery” series, | RESIDENCE THEATRES © “Lucile Love,” No, 13, two parts; | Pilrtation,” | SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1417 AVE. “GETS HOMESITE A good homesite, a tract of fir |timber, a peat bog, a lake and a lot | of ducks and deer, are now the prop- erty of Walter F. Horner, soldier of fortune end of Uncle Sam, carpen ter, globe trotter and Spanish-Amer- lean war Veteran, who is in Seattle for @ few days with the news that! he bas proved up on 160 acres of the finest tract in the world, on Cypress | inland. | He spotted it while looking | through the government land offic | files. For nine months he was forc ed to contest his claims with an | other, but he won out | ARLINGTON BOOSTS | AUTO SPEED LIMIT ARLINGTON, Wash., July 23.— | The town council has increased the | speed limit for autos from 12 to 18 | miles per hour. Laying concrete began on the new county road from the city Iim- its to*Joe Kratz’ ranch. The Commercial Club, also so- REGULAR SLEUTH? Do you remembor, the other day, reading in The Star about J. & | Ketcham, of Saskatoon, Sask., help ing a soldier ac: he street |of two negro wi running inte |him, and how, later, he missed | $9007 Weil, the women, Alice Jones and Mrs. W. M. Prayer, are in jail now, | Ketcham has his money back, too, It was mailed to him from Seattia The negro women owe Chiet Grife) | fiths for their arrest. He begag. leushing on the case as soon as it eloped, and has been on a still) hunt ever since. Sergt. A. J. Wilkes) | and Patrolman C. J. Clark made the pine, STATTER SUSPENDED Because he didn't turn in his re ports promptly, Joseph F. Statter, | U. 8. secret service operative, hag Inquest into Holmes, killed held today. State association in auto accident, Washington clalist local, held interesting meet- ings Monday night. gets stone image found 20 feet up- derground at Tekoa, Wash. Redelsheimer’s Semi-Annual Clearance As you know, the policy of this store is to begin cach season with a new assortment, hence, when clear- ance time comes, cost is disregarded, our main object be- ing to accomplish our purpose in the shortest possible time. In Wool or Silk Fabrics stHALF PRICE and LESS Among the suits a good many advance fall styles are included in the new long tunic effects. The Reduced Prices for Suits commence at $12.25 tp? The Reduced Prices for Coats commence at $7.50 iP? The Reduced Prices for Dresses commence at $5.00 or? || Skirts at Half and | Less Than Half. Including silks and if wools in plain colors, plaids, checks and stripes. Reduced Prices from $2.50 up. All Suits, Coats and Dresses TREMelshemer W. H. FISHER, Mgr. J.Redelsheimer & Co. First Ave. and Columbia. 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