The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 22, 1914, Page 4

STAR—WEDNESDAY, JULY 22, 1914. PAGE 4 THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT ASE > | | | News Service of the United ae Association. | | | SPINNING’S AFTER INVENTORY SALE OFFERS YOU SHORT PRICES ON LONG STOCKS 50c CUP BUFFALO POACHER AND STEAMER .. soso 270 QJust put a little cream in the bottom of cup, break an e&s in it and let it poach about % minutes, If you don’t like It, bring it down Were and let us eat it for you 60c ATKINS’ SPECIAL GTEEL KITCHEN SAW SEATTLE STAR NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPraArt - fo —— ihe Bntered at Seattio, Wash, Postoffice as Seoond«Class Matter, : y pete ween.; Ota “mre r You can use back of saw for knife. Handy for sawing bones By mail, out of city, 8) per © SIX MHOs,: AEX mow $1.80; your 68 PORCELAIN ELECTRIC WIRE CLEATS 2¢ EACH; 1 DOZEN : 260 a month. ime Co. Ph ing all departan Ry oy : ooke old peeas sarees 20¢ Dropeord 2¢ ft., Electric Sockets 23¢, Benjamin or Separable Pings 20¢. 9400. Private 00 Yau KNow 7 ee | } - —-| Humphrey and the Money Power | — gccmalgeeti WEEKLY in the issue of July 14 shows our} own Will E. Humphrey, mileage grabber, as typical] 600 Croghan Razor Strop 25e¢ We formerly received $1, they priced for this. were to sell and wholesale ~ of the “pork barrel” congressmen Of all the 435 representatives in the lower house, ¢ ollier ‘| sc, ETE mate eoenas _ ‘could find no more appropriate example than Humphrey of} a PAIR SANITARY RUBBER GOOGLED 006 = your eyes, Sometimes they prevent an accident SPINNING’S CASH STORE tHE? AND = ELSEWIERE Seattle to illustrate how this graft is worked j But already the big money interests are working tooth >and toenail to force Mileage Grabber Humphrey down our} Mhroats again. If money can win, Humphrey will again ‘be elected Money, however, bumped up against a snag at Charleston, where the Bainbridge Island Gazette is pub- lished. The Gazette is opposed to Humphrey. The Port Blakely Mill Co., the biggest mill in that district, favors him. 1415 FOURTH 1417 AVE. 4 ' f \wele NE JUST aoe we 0 CENBER OP THE OROCR OF THE. a GARTER! SUPPOSE! ADVERTISS So what does the Port Blakely Mill Co. do? . “We demand that you support Humphrey,” the mill NO MOSQuITsS 4T le-— — a sian, of reorganisation adopted @ company told the Gazette, “or else we will withdraw our THIS SUMMCR fe ee nti ‘As & protest against drastic own advertisement and we'll get others to withdraw.” Baroness B. Von Ravens is| measures against strikers at Baku, B | | visitor. | 100,000 Rassian workmen walk out Three infants die. Commercial Club THE MILL COMPANY'S ADVERTISEMENT NO LONGER APPEARS IN THE GAZETTE. But ‘the paper, which is published weekly, is still running. Maybe the Port Blakely Mill Co. will force the Gazette ‘out of business. Maybe it will force Mileage Grabber phrey on this district again But there is something to this talk of an “invisible gov- Port Angeles | Edith Lewis and Milton Vedder, | entertains officers of cruiser Mil- former Broadway high students, | waukee | More objections r Abrams, fireman, swims) path of anti-trust Lake Union on a bet perts. Eleven deaths reported. Secretary Daniels takes first | “Beattie hot after 1915 G. A. R./ step to abolish “plucking board” of are thrown In program by ex- i nt” of money, after all, isn't there? j encampment navy. arome 3 | J. H. Carroll, Burlington rallway| 7, Michera, Austrian truety Im a lehfef counsel, arrives here. Walla Walla jail, escapes | Divorce asked by six. | Line of three steamers between Our Absurd Justice W. R. Callaway, 800 line general! portiand and Honolulu is planned. POOR down-and-outer has been sent to the peniten- passenger agent, swats calamity) State banks are not barred by howler law from joining bank reserve sys- Twenty birthe recorded. |tem, according to Bank Examiner Mrs. L. C. Smith and daughter! Hanson tiary for two years for “repeating” in the recent fran- cti <ansas City wherein the street railway election in Kansas City i ¥| | Flora, visit son, Burns Lyman! Pacific Coast Elevator Co. and pany got an extra 19 years to its franchise { | Smith. | Puget Sound Warehouse Co, will { Rev. Father Frederick Sieden-| not put into effect recent increase Within a week the paper value of the stocks of the ny increased five millions in value in rates announced at Walla Walla, Farmers about Lewiston, Idaho, burg, 8. G., has praise for Seattle This unthinkable sum will hardly prove of solace to @---- —_——@ | are harvesting the greatest crops tempted creature who confessed that for a paltry $2 of his bag and { put one of yours ‘es ELSEWHERE : of watel and barley ever grown | The Esperantis Association of helped to give away the streets of the people of the) souri metropolis. hoo, yow-oo- North America chose San Fran Johnny Writes} 0 s:0' oe, vo ! He may think of it, perhaps—but he may be sure that now ain't it all her own fault Ot ee re une ae 12 50 ‘ hose sleck, fattened masters of finance, whose tool he was, » tridy—why will wimmen Lie jobny lee trom s biplane falling to $ in ii never think of him as he toils away his life in the jute oe ted making trabble for yk ‘aka | work, Mme. Cayat de Castella fell Dave toh tu rnin Deel te : ill: by golly, they can't never leave If you meet 1,000 fect and was killed before |i mectrical, One or Steam Engineering. , So absurd and antiquated are our methods of dealing| well enuff alone Him on agi serra orale total SEATTLY. ENGINEERING SCHOOL. real crime that the courts never look beyond the bundle} & certain yung marrid lady 1 The street graph recorded a sharp earthquake, | om tines know of, up on washenton hites, In his gladsome continuing 15 minutes, about 1,900 tags which was caught red-handed in his illicit quest has got a nice enuff sort of a Ratment dreased— 4 Fr food. ; ; : boob for a busbead Sort of swell pe acetate rE THE > It did not ask who hired him. It did not trace the trail he dont drink and he dont gam From head wide path, from Antler to Berwick, lat might have led to the mahogany offices wherein the} bel and he dont hang around To feet— reported 100,000 acres of grain de- FREE DOCTOR / stage doors, and any wife that's With a rose stroyed by hail in North Dakota. HAS was planned. The police took the $2 from the repeater Kot him onght to be going around shaking hands with herself Upon his breast, And a smile E. B. Preble, North Yakima, files | for justice of supreme court | i. a Tt did not the millions away from the big looters | _ Summer Reading but it happens that fred's Upon his face F. G. Cutler, Los Angeles real es-/ It is still a matter of shame that our civilization has not|} \annen's “Farthest Noct pte Boss ped sb tonsa Ml dolled up tate dealer, accused of forgery of| Please call at the new store, as T e put money and jail into the same dictionary when refer-| Russell's “The Frozen Pirate.” he forgets her while he is away rey sone between $30,000 and $50,000 by|can serve you at a material reduc And span, means,of rubber stamp resembling | tion for prescriptions. I am now soodnias knows she ain't got no reason, the poor gink never hits the hay till he has spilled a couple quarta of ink on a letter to her and shoved ft In the box well, anyway, fred ts out on « trip and the uther day she wont over to see her ma, and she be- Dickens’ “Christmas Carol.” Iceland Fisherman.” “Cool as a Cucumber.” to the theft of public franchises. If there is any satisfaction to be had from looking at the spectacle of a hungry tramp behind bars, the people Kansas City may have it—-while reaching into their sets for more nickels to pay interest on stolen millions. Having sport Around the Town—why, ‘That's him. |county recorder’s stamp. | Norwegian papers demand re- moval of F. M. Gunther, secretary of American legation for assault upon Christiania harbormaster. George Fred Williams, former American min{kter to Greece, is at- located at the RIGHT DRUG CO. 169 Washington St. Two Doors From Second Ave Look for the Orange Front Mr. evening paper, while his wife sat near by, knitting. “Just Masten to this, Debby,” he Craig was Said the chimney to the artist, No Further Doubt With a smoke-beclogged guf- faw: 2 J e training It Pretty Fine WHE main objection against Jones of Chicago for the fed- eral reserve board seems to have been that he went a zine trust and got a fortune. | Naughty, naughty! True, ase oughtn’t to be a zine trust—the folks should m their own minerals. | But if we let a few take control of these treasures of na and tax the rest of us what they wish, can you think of "& single reason why Jones of Chicago shouldn’t own zinc r as well as anybody else? i Bet there isn’t a senator at Washington who'd run away doing as Jones did; and some would run mighty fast to the chance. | said. “It says here tn the paper that more than 5,000 elephants « “Gracious!” “Ain't {t just wonderful, Dan, what some animals can be trained to do!” ee Special Event “You ought to be ashamed of yourself,” observed the Sunday school teacher, severely, to the small girl who had but too ob- viously omitted to wash her face that morning. “Look at your little brother; see how nice and clean he is.” coe small girl sniffed. “Well, she replied, “it's his birfday.” gun to baw! and holler sumthing feerce why. what's the matter, dottie, says her mother 0, she bellers, boo hoo, boo hoo, fred don't love me no more why, how do you know he don't asks her ma 0, dear, she ansers, | Just got a letter from him and be says he takes my pickcher out of his travling bag evry nite and kisses it befoar he goes to bed well, | don't see nuthing so dredful about that, says her ma © don't you, bawls dottie, well just before he went away, 1{ thought 1 would play a joke on him, and | took my pickcher out When my wife and I were on our honeymoon we were advised to visit a certain ruined castle the custodian of which was a relative of the noble owner. Having viewed the gloriovs old pile, | was at a loss how and tn what way to offer a gratuity, bearing In mind the “blue blood” of our guide. The following con versation took place: “We thank you for your cour- teay, and would be glad to give a small sum to any cause if you have a box for that purpose.” Sir,” was the reply, “we have such a box.” ‘Then may I see it?’ I asked. Sir"—with a pleasant smile and a bow—-"I am the box.” “Eaca one of us can smoke, Bat neither of us can draw.” ore A Saline “Solution” The mother of a little tot out on Yesler way gave her a nickel and said: “Run down to the grocery and ket me 5 cents’ worth of loose walt.” At the store she proudly gave the order, but was told by the proprietor that he was entirely out of loose salt. Determined not to go ‘home empty-handed, the wee customer replied “Weil, then, I'll take a nickel's worth of the tight.” tempting to settle Albanian prob- | STEWART HOUS: 86 Stewart ot. ‘Market Modern single rooms 25@ Large modern outside reoma, for @ or 2. ROA mm. Raliroad strike mediators in con- ference will not make proceedings public, Bond holders and stock holders of Rock Island system abandon Former Steward of Portsmouth, Famous Man-of-War, Praises Akoz | Says Mineral Stopped Pain | of Sciatic Rheumatism in Short Time. ogists Let's not get silly, brethren. You can’t find many men of | experience and ability, men fit for big administrative who haven't at some time or place taken a bite of privi-| hey don’t grow. | ' | It ought to be enough if the $100,000-a-year man who's} | fing to work for Uncle Sam for 90 per cent discount is st, dependable and on to the fact that privilege must go There’s no reason at all why the greediest plute. in- } lligent, shouldn't find more fun serving the public than he} Aw, have a heart, Hiram. } ter found in serving himself. They're just human, these rich! Our mayor ts trying to cheat the | like the rest of us; and some, even yet, can be saved. | council and board of public works! ‘out of a nice, twoday excursion | [into the Olympic mountains to 't forget Tom Johnson. | view the Lake Cushman power site ° I Price of Greed Jat the city’s expense. He says if a CRAZY man—crazy in the sense that, because of 60: BEE oe So Log 2g ge | generate parentage and lack of training in boyhood his = | mental nature never grew up to exercise a check upon the ‘Passions of manhood—in Chicago the other day lured a little! to a deserted place and strangled her. | “Horrible!” you say. Yes; but here’s something more horrible. _ The head of the city’s psychopathic bureau says that, L. H. Wahrman fs telling how quickly and completely he was re- Heved of his suffering by Akoz, the wonderful medicinal mineral, He was steward on the U. S, man- of-war Portsmouth, the first vessel A fine of $100 by Police Judge |of its kind to enter San Francisco | Gordon yesterday for speeding at| harbor. For over fifteen years he what Sergt. W. J. Alvey says was|M@® sailed to Alaskan ports from San Francisco and Seattle on many) | 40 miles an hour, resulted in James/poats. He writes the following let- | Moore, the victim, appealing to the/|ter to the Naturo Co.: | superior court. “Last July, while aboard the M. A. Peck did 90 miles per on steamer Homer, in Dutch Harbor, I) his motorbike. Fined $90, he de- awoke one morning paralyzed from faulted and went to jail. HANDS SPEEDERS FINE LARGE DOSE sciatic rheumatism in my left leg and hip. I was absolutely helpless and the pain was killing. 1 was | put in the care of a revenue cutter |surgeon, but he could do me no | good, and I was finally sent to San Francisco, arriving last August, I tried everything to relieve my in- DR. A. M. JOHNSON WOMEN IN WAR) RAYMOND, July 22.—Discussion of the abolition or retention of the | state library board waxed warm at You wilt the convention of Women's clubs | learn how yesterday, and divided it into two Prone sgpeetg S. ECO. PICNICS L. H. WAHRMAN, jar of Akoz compound and applied it over my leg and hig where the pains were. You may not believe | me when I say that in two days | Three thousand employes of the| tense suffering. And when able to|the pain was all gone and I threw | Electric Co. are picnicking at For-/ stir out of my room at the Win-) Way my crutches, and could walk. |tuna park today, as guests of the| chester Hotel I had to use crutchea.| From that day to this I have never WAVE A TALK WITH DR. JOHNSON, THE CHIROPRACTOR Our service is swift Odr work high class. to roam Chicago's str 5€ c i ithe sie way gt “Chtelere eee whore men, CFaZy | hostile factions. The matter came| Our prices reasonable. company, The festivities include a| “Last November I noticed in the|had a recurrence of pain. I can- esiaes® Pooduce i re ss, shifty-eyed, brain-warped|up over the unexpected introduc: || i No fabric too delicate for our|clambake, races and games, and| newspapers a testimonial by Ad-|!0t praise the remedy too highly.” we zs. ducts of the rush for wealth in disregard | tion and passage of a resolution | coiemalen process of cleaning. We remove dancing. miral T. 8. Phelps, Jr., telling what) Akoz will be found just as effec probably much AFTER ACTION EVERETT, July 22.—Delay in putting into effect the recent com- | promise agreement between Everett |shippers and the railroads, doing| away with discrimination in favor} of Seattle and Tacoma shippers, has caused a protest at Everett through . the Commercial Club. tive in the treatment of stomach | trouble, eczema, catarrh, liver, | bladder and kidney trouble, skin diseases, piles and other ailments Akoz is sold at all drug stores, good Akoz had done for him for rheumatism. I bought the Akoz in ternal powder and began drinking the water. I noticed after a week's treatment that there was a com pound to go with the mineral water| where further information may be to relieve the acute pain, I got a|had regarding this advertisement, calling upon the state legislature to | pass such library legislation as the | convention would recommend. are used whatever. less manipulations that health, Just gentle, pain. ety To be found in every city and increasing in um iT. It is possible to weed the human garden and then k of the weeds out. . Ee © Surely it would be wise to begin. nm | Visiting the scenes of his boyhood, | : annom THE Blaine Journal: | “The candidate who thinks that he| Rt. Rev. Edward J. O'Dea, bishop of | i good ining ie nite tates senatorship in this Seattle, will preach the dedicatory || Bank iidg., Second Madian rh “state over Ole Hanson is reckoning without his host. Ole is a natural sermon for the new St. Ignatiug,| Main 210" Mours, 10 mm. to'B p.m, ‘born campaigner and is getting a tremendous start over his competi-| church, at San Francisco, the|| "7? ' * »™ JUST KEEP AN EYE ON OLE HANSON.” _ [largest church in the West Diana Dillpickles 7 Ip “Diana, the Huntress, Nails _ Her Prey” A 4-Ree: | Sereecher’ | rim shine or gloss when possible. Send us something hard to clean. We will demonstrate the truth of our claims. bring about Consultation and dingnosis are offered fren of charge. Dr. will tell frankly whether he ean help or cure you, Call on him | | | BISHOP AT SAN FRANCISCO | beeonead Phone Us Today Six Wagons at if Service The CROWN CLEANERS ‘Two Stores Fourth, DR, A. M. JOHNSON, Licensed Chiropractor, 812-13 American 10 Second, Pt. BE “WHO DO YOU ‘THINK You MIST DILLPICKLES, We WiLL PAINT You AS ARS — WILLIAM Text f "TODAY, ‘DIANA, THE HUNTRESS! I, y , alee dette “