The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 17, 1914, Page 4

STAR—FRIDAY, JULY 17, 1914. PAGE 4. SEATTLE STAR ||THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE oF NeWaPArEns | RESOURCEFUL CHAP Wutered at i 75c New Way Weed or Dandelion Puller We are overlonded on these and make « regular Bpinning Potlatch Special to move them now, It is folly to get down on your knees with « knife or chisel, when you can buy our standup puller for 15c. attio, Wash, Poste city, 38 per mon. up to six moa: six Ry carrter, city 6 h ‘The Star Pui . Phos, M exchange connecting all departments. yo — AND THaT's THE WAY IT'S BEEN At OVER, BUSINGSS HAS BEN SO DU THAT — $1.00 King Cutter Razor Hone ........--- .15¢ Same size as genuine Swaty. Our inventory showed several hundred in ste They will hone # razor well, There are hun- dreds of other exceptionally good investments here. SPINNING’S CASH STORE $217 “Sve. 1,500 CONVICTS BOY OF 14 KILLS HIS FATHER. FAVOR PROHIBITION |, “®RIDIAN, Miss., July at his father advanced toward mother with upraised hoe, John 32 } . A Question and an Answer SS6TF Wilson is so much interested in an equitable division a of land,” a man said today, “why doesn’t he begin at} Bisa why butt into the affairs of Mexico?” Let’s see if we can’t think up an answer. First, a ques| Bion: What could Wilson do at home? Mexico is in revolt against privilege—fighting mad and @eady to wade through gore. By boycotting Huerta and the} os ~ is he represents, and by lending such help as he legally} fn to the Mexican folks who've never had a chance, Wilson,| 4 | PHI LPH < “ | Penn Muffler—I was out | LADELPHIA, Pa., July 17. a Mhanks to his office, can do something down there with the ear erday and came | —A petition drafted by prison- Pept ting Baden — E. Revolutions make reconstruction possible rather quickly] to a wide, stream. in the Eastern penitentiary, | ion The youth was released on ® land the time to strike is when the iron is hot | Janice Joyride—And how did | declaring that fully 70 per |amail bond. ° i f ’ t Wil rould di hing | 702 Set % overt of the crimes within this But, frankly, we don’t see how Wilson could do a thing) °"9 “penn Mutfier—I just sat | in the direct result of the ¢ @bout the land problem in the United States there and thought it over, | sive use of intoxicating liquors BROWNS Even the trust problem staggers congress, though a ma- and asking for the enactment of P ee & ea ase | Business! prohibition legistation, is being OPTICAL of the people are agreed on what ought to be done OVERLOADED BumNess! 4 Sireulated among the convicts hy, then, expect Wilson to take up the land problem, our In that institution. DEPT. which a majority are standpatters? pi] HERG FOR It is reported that 1,500 signa- 4 Maybe Mexico will yet teach us how to cope with avarici- tures of Inmates of the prison CUTS andiords wilt be attached to the petition, . which is to be presented to the RATES. — legislature. The editor of a paper published In the peniten- tiary by the prisoners started k ° ae the Stranger In the movement. iY Optometrist about HREE years ago, in a certain city, a cabman charged two i x vrinds and fe newly-arrived immigrants, ignorant of American talk A STAR WANT AD will | ¢ Dr, mawin 3. ell it quickly. ways, $42 to haul them 12 blocks from the railroad tion. Today, in that same city, an official meets each incoming approaches the immigrant with a book of instructions Reclan languages, changes his money for him, directs where and how to go and sees that he gets started hat isn't all. The minute the immigrant gets to his on a sympathetic person calls, sees that his needs im way of attention and invites him to a school where erican ways are explained by instructors who can speak the immigrant’s tongue. Pr I've = shooting To be sure, this wise change didn't come until the wee. Ten web chide wie i s” had become the voting majority in that city,| musa powder,” | it prudent for farseeing natives to cultivate their - will. ‘But int of present interest is that it has come. It] , “I's such @ allly superstition be Sooke in on city pretty soon, we ssiep oe and] .% Desiwere sietins up one | ng ey CRY “prety ’ seeps io “You may call tt a superstition if you wish, but I know a chap 6c Pound Model Electric Laundry MAIN 507. 1201 FIRST AVE. JOSHUAY JERSEY HAS HIS SAY ON THIS HEN SUBJECT; HE SAYS THEY ‘SET’, B’GOSH Here is the letter from Joshuay; you well as {t leaves me Unfathomabie A “eman's love for the ballot. . Pin Money who makes about $6 a week by | P- Jersey on the question, “Doos a “| am yours truly ‘ - doing ft.” ose a glam on a which ke] “JOBHUAY P. JERSEY.” 2 ‘ou Yesterday we wou! flow History Repeats mater Can & fellow gather that | Print today. We think it ts “DhO| epon cme! Publication) i ae . ‘ . ” ° ow ? | THE FINANCIA : CITY official who has been looking into the control of He works in » bowling alley.” | 067 en week CONDITION ae “editor Seattle star s A the | Au 8 dear air t peci Seattle | that five men direct the lighting and passenger haul-| 'j52. Holmes, had an odd “fam a constunt reeder of the! jocated at 304 ened 8., Seattle, | hat great community, and have a lot to say about the! ence with a cabman in | star boréwin it every evenin frum a) State of Washington, at the close of one service as well. The cabby startled the author by | "800r and ! am very much Interest-: business on the 30th day of June, in the middle ages they would have been dukes or earls,| addressing him by name, and ped in the queation does a’ ben vet OF) 1916 iy allied to the reigning king, but living on the toil of] “™i",2e% \o.ommain, Oe aut: in robbing fo yen ; oil gathered rol Lf rays. Arthur Conan Doyle was to arrive eminent citizens, who patronize| in Paris from Nice, after stopping Reorganization keep gor the most part behind’ the| #t Marseilles and Lyons on the Sale feudalism, is politer, mote “respectable,” otherwise ‘ano out i you must be Sir nd 6,811.05. , there’s no call to be fretful about it. sa ethien, Gaauead Th tha gid, (OEM Ole 8a.m.to10p.m last. bition Ca “aherlocking,” exclaim. | 80m & hed ht. gohan leased ia ae 5,982 a , hi um . BA. WANTS 1,000,000 pesos ransom for one of his captive! dence you haat" ania bene id ry page te 9 bens setin at oner he it, watch Mr. Villa break UT “Well, id and © thunder storm adied « da wp the toed nnnon on] Wath eho Napart, No, gut | Samed nig bat em bens Ue” Never Before in the 25 Years of “1 also oll ‘i Mando! soe jon setin as if nuthin bad hapened | Surplus fund Chicago’s privately owned public utilities has made the Marvelous! Conan Doyle, Cheasty’s name on your luggage.” howen how set they be even ia) Deposita .... 9 OBREGON, telegraphing from Guadalajara, says: “The ene eR t jc Ch H H S tl mson,teareshir roy Guedniajre, sae: “The enemy] an Sigh Caren _| nae ane, nour cog terug cia # easty’s History Has Seattle aa a0 ‘The family of Peter King, liv- | with article { can prove my words ‘daeaee aes oon English. tng on the Hardman road. bad |if enay of them wil WM oi concrete «873,487.20 H d S h oO rtuni ! Se oo ha ae wo new Kings born Sunday. | place enny day n State of Washington, County of a uc. an ppo This makes five kings and four | show them 2 settin hens on the job = King—es. man’s institution.” Sure! You pay your money and get what; Queens in the royal family.— {24 hours a day. if they come tell) C. M. Uyeda, cashier of the above named bank, solemnly swear Lanc, W. Va. Recorder. them to get off at = = . ‘ : Pagers mn a he ft eqeatienk ata: por gg the on gt Matchiees stock of goods in one of the largest men’s and young men’s stores Saving the Business dirt road to squire epps place and| [fe to the beet of my knowledge in the United States placed on sale at ; Tn a certain town were two jenquire for me as | am work: brothers engaged in the retali [him this summer hopin this Thude mM TYEDA, Cashier. coal business. A noted evangel- Correct. Attent it: ist visited the town and convert- J. T, KINUTEKE, ed the elder brother of the firm MADRONA LOT A. V. WILLIAMS, and bellef. Cc. 10% to 50% Reduction For weeks after his conversion GIVEN Directors. | the brother who had lately “got AWAY Subscribed and sworn to before idi y ishi ; religion” endeavored to re A If you want a real genuine || me this 16th day of July, 1914. Riding Boots, Puttees and 50% Men's Furnishings, Shirts, 20% the other to join the church. One || D*T#ain in a paved street, Ma- (Seal.) ARTHUR E. GRIFFIN, Leggings, reduced ........ / Underwear, etc., reduced... day he asked: drona lot, see owner at once. {| Notary Public tn and for the State) Hg a you Join the church | 70 Fourth Av. Mann O0ne Paha Be wig det omates Sweaters, reduced from Oz Steamer Rugs and Auto “It's all right for youth) o—— ne SEUD AO cic cevsyeevasce 50% Robes, reduced nd Auto 25% member of the church,” replied Richard, “but if I join, who's go- ing to weigh the coal?” BASQUE AND BUSTLE ARE PRESENT AGAIN ATLANTIC CITY, July 17.— They're here—the basque and U. S. Navy Yard among the costumes which ap- POTLATCH ITO) NVITED peared on the Boardwalk during > T bor N RS I ae! agi, Bast yesterday. YOU SEE: or the benefit of all those | THE FAM BATT: whe Ob nit tows the haeee. (th Genes jOUS BATTLESHIP OREGON and go aboard this & 8. “PRINCESS ALICE” : le a tight-fitting walst—abeo- re— po calling Sed 4lert Bay, Prince Aupert, Ketchikan, Wran- lutely no fuliness anywhere— csicneaar ton Seatac hry Davis and the I Tortune oe juneau. 5 peaaiid pisces steamers offer every and Is especially adapted to The mammoth Dry Dock—largest on the Pacific coast. aris ogres pel aA tad Princess Sophia” June 20, those fortunate women with ex- Submarines—U. 8. Marines—Machine Gune—Big Guns. oe gust 1. Special sailings of the magnificent cellent figures. The sleeves é oo — . Reed oA iy and August 8. wn tram shot er to erat CHAUTAUQUA, JULY 14 TO 18 For rates, sailings and information apply to ni *§ us % See dae ites career nan way cae et Wt The S. S. H. B. Kennedy 718 Second Avenue, Seattle, ak ee tg Pg - LEAVES COLMAN DOCK EVERY DAY AT 10:30 A. M. AND 1:30 P. M. =< series of ruffies, is Other Trips at 6:30 and 8 a. m., 2 and 5:30 p. m. OUGEN IE sHoc REPAIR MAN Fare Round Trip Se. Children 25. Wardrobe Trunks and all Straw Hats—Sailors, Pan- 1 Luggage, reduced ......... 20% amas, Bankoks, reduced... . 31% Regular $15.00 Cheasty Special Suits, Overcoats, Raincoats $18.00 Cheasty Special and Benjamin Clothes . $20.00 Benjamin and Society Brand Clothes . $25.00 Benjamin and Society Brand Clothes ... $30.00 Benjamin and Society Brand Clothes ... $35.00 Benjamin Clothes, Burberry Coats ..... $40.00 Benjamin Clothes, Burberry Coats . To Fit All Sizes—Alterations Free. Cheasty’s Haberdashery O. C. GRAVES, Manager. 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