The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 24, 1914, Page 4

xEMEEH OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEV _Telemraph News Service of the United F office as Second-Clase Matter ed at Beattie, W Ry carrier, city, 280 a month | [Pubtisked Dally by The Star Uublishing Co. Phone, Mata 9400, Mrivate || as exchange connecting all departments. least one faction of the socialists in Seattle have flat aN the social ting the charter is, of cour sts, as such, are ac | Mere pretense and deception It is true under the Hinky Dink agreement there a@fe one or two icts in Seattle where the socialists would} E be able to elect councilmen. But is the “spoils system” suf © ficient consideration for people devoted to high principle? : Socialists will elect one or two. In those districts, social-| P ism will be the issue. In other districts, the saloon question H Will be the issue, and the saloonman will win a council | ag Seat. In other districts, some other separate issue will de-} 4 termine the council election ' ROCK NUTHiAt (i S senan But where will the city at large be considered? Not|} | cours IT 0ST HAVE in a single district. That's the trouble with the ward system. | A LAaee Tt will be grab v Test of the city go hang What Would You? ONGRESSMAN M. E question in this shape oy ay Pt: . or socialism? dom. her ball team. says women will never dress “too extreme” to auit him? THE LUMBER trust that put Lorimer in the senate wil! now try ‘pet him in the penitentiary. Bill sure is having a hard time trying ‘tay put. him to it with “September Madnight.” | sistent. i! his millions, but, as she’s a Cincinnati girl, maybe he made it pork and soap. @ff the roof of the main hotel. But, with eggs going up th: dees a hotel want with a rucf, anyhow? PURE CROTALIN, used in epliepsy, asthma, lumbago and such, @ venom. QUEEN MARY calle the on mediation. TEN ON Villa to five on Carranze. Anybody take It? business is sound asleep. SPOKANE Trains Leave King Street Passenger Station Arriving Spolkane 10:00 p. m., 7:40 a. m. and 12:01 noon. Compartment Observation Cars on every train. High-Back-Syat Day Coaches. Dining Cars (Short-Order Plan). Standard and Tourist Sleeping Cars. All Trains Ilectric Lighted. Smooth roacibed, comfortable trains. Excellent service. For tickets, berth reservations, etc., City Ticket Office, eat . Columbia and Second Ave. Noe nt Phones Main 117, Elliott 5609, or King St. Passenger Station. {Hou OU r EN THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St.—2 Shops—110 Madison rapens| QUEAK 36 Her Mon, Up Lo AIX Mom; AIX mos, F180; your $1.25 turned down the Hinky Dink charter Any claim that #e, at you can for yourself, and let the BURKE of Wisconsin puts the Had you rather have anti-trust legislation, designed to} afford opportunities of business freedom for the middle class, | Brutal exercise of cael by trusts and monopolies has promoted socialism, beyond all question. It is also true,|] (Some: i was Very likely, that suppression of opportunity of business free-| A Comm CRiG? dom has driven more business men of the middle class to: ee _ ward socialism than either socialists or reactionaries imagine. | People resolved on revolution usually rush to extremes. The man who has started a little independent business of his own El and been speedily controlled or crushed by a trust is ag ty apt to accept socialism, or anything else that promises full =. FOR THE weak-hearted, Cleveland is to have a balloon sanitarium _ that’s to be sent up 2,000 feet every night. Something had to be done for WHAT'S GOING to be done about that Detroit police chief who CHABAS, ARTIST, who painted “September Morn,” is at work on| _ “Morn and Evening in September.” Watch some American painter heat a enteattorereeintapettemeites | ST. PETERSBURG police are wrestling with a new sort of faddist | lists,” who appear am the streets clad in sandals and silk net-| ting. ‘The endeavor to break out in public nakedness seems to be per- LAURA McDONALD STIALLO has hooked Prince Francesco Ros at ade for the holy bonds of wediock. We don’t know how Laura's dad | —_—— EGGS 15 CENTS the piece at Mazatlan, and the rebels have shot way, what “turies,” and if they get closer avd wit a from London and leave George to take whatever's com-/| market. WRITE YOUR congressman, urging him to hustie for the Crosser under which Washington, D. C., would acquire ownership of her|en out < eneepee THOSE A. B. C. PACIFIERS seem to be stronger on meditation “GIVE BUSINESS @ rest!” how! the standpatters. And still they| play Friday night. killed, 9:00 A. M., 7:10 and 10:00 P. M. STAR—WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 1914. erem = 1 just Now Mw You SEK LIQuoR TO A MAN ALREADY WHEN & WAS BUT A] { AH YES Ano] WEE GACY Mowe I YOUR MOTHER USEO Yo Le IN A] lUSED To ly b ORE AT LARee cae RocK THe ll ae) “Om, y r ao. ae i an (ed 2 C Needed No Telescope Sir Robert Ball, the astrono- mer, used to tell a little story of Ss tor: larmer came to bim a ¥ } A yna= one day and asked if he might to! . / Cae look at the mécn through the tele >. compe | “Surely you can,” sald Rall. “Come round tonight and I shall be very happy to let you see it ZH through the telescope.” “Can't 1 see it now?" asked the farmer, surprised. “Ll am sorry that you ¢annot,” said the astronomer. “You will have to walt until night.” eo" “Hub! Wet, IP DON'T SEC IT To HIM =SOMG BOPY SlLSE wit is not so great a thought It was!” relieved from his {llasion. an experience that he had when see the moon at night without * a ie wen ut the Dunstnk observa it” “Toot-Toot! Farewell.” In & discussion of the number of the minister, “you'll dee and you'll automobile careless or incompetent driving, no sermon, long or short.” Henry Ford said the other day: “Old Corn Husk's little grand- replied the phiegmatic John; “but son sald to him one day, pointing I'm sure it'll no be to the horn of an automobile that . meenisters.” had halted for repairs: “"What's that there thing for, grand po “That, sonny,” answered, as 1 eried the man, “Tl ean due to old Corn Husk that is the thing they Then your old telescope toot afore they run ye down.’ ” ‘| THE SEATTLE STAR THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE THE SPELLING LE68ON “Maggio, how kin I tell which in a “b’ and which ip a ‘a’?” “Why, Effie, the ‘d’ has its tum- mie on its back.” “ee A Cockney Incident “Fine, fresh fish,” shouted the thick-#et individual, as he wheeled his barrow up the street An old woman went to his bar row and looked at the fish with longing eyes. She was evidently very poor, for when the hawker asked three-pence for a scaleful ot ected bits she hewitated. “Have ‘om at tuppence, mum,” growled the hawker. “No, it's too much,” sald the woman dolefully “Have ‘em at 4 penny then.” Still the old woman hesitated. There was a look of pity mixed with disgust on the hawker's face, and turning to the woman he said “Here, missus, I'll tarn me back while you sneak ‘em.” eee Plenty of Company There was an old Sco'tish pa- gan in a small village who could be by no means persuaded to at- tend church, One day the min- ister met him and began “How {fs it, John, you are so persistent In your absence from church? “Weel,” replied John, “it's Jost like this——the sermons are over lang for me.” “John! Jobn!” wrathfally erted go to @ place where you'll hear “Ah, weel, maybe that will be,” for want of eee Woman Posing Supposing Imposing. Exposing Sratght of a th Solid Gold or is comes Mount Vernon Nationaljallowances, hold up mafis for six] W. Averili Harriman will become| three id hy” Sinste Porcelain Crown....' bank, hours. vice president and director of “he Victorta arrives tomorrow with who died abroad. Capt. Frank Tuttle from North Nite Soderberg, pioneer resident, reports great salmon run. dies. Nineteen marriage licenses tak- Sel Home Owners’ meeting last night well attended. en Letter Carriers’ band concert, Y.| House approves sale of U. M. C. A. tonight. tleships Idaho and Mississippi to Council No. 116, F. A. A. month-| Greece for $12,000,000. ly card party tonight. riendly Club, Y. W. C. A., gives| Brooklyn subway cave-in. One | Five deaths reported. , |Home Owners’ association, meets | New York this afternoon. Thursday night, Broadway hall, to hear charter debate. F. R. Dolansky and Miss Belie ‘bitration. gational church. Lakewood Outing club meets Thursday night. Transportation club annual.eut- jing, Wildwood park, Saturday. | Alex McLennan, who gave cop terrific battle in bay, committed to Stetlacoom. State board of pharmacy exam- inew 45 applicants Brigantine Manzanillo, selzed by Federals in Manzanillo, Mex. ar- rives in Seat News of the sinking of the schooner Nokomis off Clipperton island, received here. Twenty-three births registered. Elk herd in Snoqualmie falie vi- cinity now numbers $5. Rainier Council of Royal Arca- num hears Dr. M. A. Matthews, Pennsylvania State association entertains Brethren. Mount Vernon State bank be- DR. EDWIN J. cage SHATTLE'S DING ST. My success tn due my painioss S58. “PMINCKSS ALICE” To Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, Prince Rupert, Ketchikan, Wran- gell and Juneau. The splendid “Princess” steamers offer comfort, “Princess May” June 13, “Princess Sophia” Jun July 4, 18 and August 1. 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The strawberry pliant never would stay at home ‘round the parent stock, so Hke oth- jost its ood Sree. ey ROUTE OF THE ALL-STEEL TRAINS Whatever name the little red ber- ty had in the be ginning no one seems to remem- ber, but because the vine was al- ways straying from the main plant it was called “stray-berry.” After a while even that name was lost by mispronunciation, and the luscious berry that bears no resemblance at | all to straw is now called straw- Joe Gaffnvy, facing Judge John B. Gordon, in police court yester- day afternoon, on a drunkenness |charge, declared he had tried to | get in jail four times, to escape his | relatives who were tampering with the springs under his bed, so they would rattle and make him think accommodated lhe Bat. 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