The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 15, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR MEMBER OF SORIPrS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF Niwsr THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT AS%ts STAR R—MONDAY, JUNE 15, 1914. PAGE 4 OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ALAS, HOW COULD HE? 4 and| No, 0186% © 106 | 6 tor 25¢: } | | 260 Wureke Merrated Biade tres inet Blank Key Cake Kite 7 v | Bis | Telegraph News Service of the United Press & ton. Bntered at Seattio. W Poatot an 1 Matter kas Scien: Gall, out of city. 8) x mon, 8 ; Je hnny Meuse! hei _ 7 ONE THING. You is Published Dally by 7 a pe eee ~ i CAN FIND OUT IN * 9 THese PLPLIC Coops ay AND THAT IS WOU A Jellyfish Platform SV? Ausisrs BMA) CAN'T FIND OUT gids S bite 388 1 . ~ ay jyed-in-the- wool bargains. We save t a NE would have to go far to find a more characterless, ro > a x JANYTHING ft A bare i o colorless and jellyfish platform than that which the King i dont ; SPINNING’S CASH STOR 1415 FOURTH © ‘county republic adopted Saturday } 1417 AVE. 3 Tt has noth whatever t ay about state issue =) Mow confronting the vote ri Not a word about the “Seven Sisters” or any other SOON COPS WILL CITY OF SPOKAN Mnitiative bills | 4 Not a word about the recall of judges. | ‘ | 4 Not a word about amending the constitution by the} BE SLAPPING EM MAY SET CLOCKS 4 jati yife- ‘initiative. M Wite—It Adam had put a dollar . Not a word about “handpicking” delegates. in a savings bank at compound Not a word about the “first aid” law for workingmen. interest, Just think what ft would “a Not a syllable against the “pork barrel” system of | amount to by this time, Aegislation in the last legislature | Husband—You forget, my dear, ' 4 Not a syllable about non-partisan county elections. that Adam was a married man. “Begging your pardon, my dear] SPOKANE, Wash, June 15— : Nothing about presidential primaries it kit fellow, but I must Inform you that chs : Nothing about b! ballots in primarie I think you're wanted, Your wrints ‘ an All that the G. ( ‘ ‘ t ‘ the ease—for the handeuftse—ah, how | ! ofin time ‘election of It “vie with alarm” dem can I ever thank you! bg “gh tite Sigae cratic office h It's a conversation that may be} he question has bee m an . It offers nothing constructive overheard hereafter when one of {official tinge by @ f reques 4 A weak, spineless platform by standpatters, who are | Chief Griffiths’ men makes an ar- sp of ag = Commas by a ak, s 1 atf 3 Fi . pomas H. Brewer, a bank presi- ‘afraid to put themselves on record as to what they believe in rest. goat Tks domemialonars bate ee 4 There is more honor due to the republicans in Pierce, | In a general order just issued,| ferred the question to the Chamber “ “*hehalis and other counties ho f kly declare} the chief announces a school of et | of Commerce, which organization is Eamarston, pene a. ts ae pe re ms . th = J 1 : a }iquette to instruct the officers on| conducting an Investigation themselves against direct primaries ve, referendum, re im eae riveree Koncs on | Saneing on Sareelenen. 2 Call, mothers’ pensions, minimum wage ws, et conditions, including the arresting | the change rest their case or At least they are not afraid t att th of suspicion acters nereased amount of daylight ch In doing this important work of | people would enjoy during waking PROF. YERKES of Harvard wants a station established in Java questioning and, when jhours, i ‘ ; for the breeding of apes and study therefrom of man's social! Instincts a di Bi “ Sea i er emed necemary, searching,| Setting the clocks ahead would ‘The prof. hasn't been able to break Into New York's 400 to do his study: | officers will act as carefully and|mean 201 additional hours of day- Ing along that line, | A Puzzled Mother He Was Stung also as courteously as the ciroum-| light in a year, and would add an 9 . | 2 stances in each case call for,” de-| equal number of hours of darkness | Dr. Arnolé se paying a visit You must have had a terrible crees the decree. in the morning for sond sleep. opens to one of his patients—« young experience, with no food and mos re - Our True Militia tnother quitces swarming around you” HEN 15,000 women are willing in the swelte ring sum How human those waves are.” said a friend to the shipwrecked mariner, who had been cast away upon a tropical island “You munt let the baby have one cow's milk to drink every da Mra. Purrel! he sald “Pa, was you at a circus Inet night?” No, my boy. Why?” THE RETAIL DEPARTMENT OF mer time to journey many mile pire r th Why do you say ¢ doctor, If you say You just bet I had a terrible Well, ma says you tracked an General welfare, it is a noteworthy sign of the time Because thoy ar so, of course I will,” replied the experien acknowledged. unusual amount of sawdust into OWARD TAOMRS 9) Chicago has seen nventions, but n more . \ Lrenae broke perplexe x, Bs mother, bat I omy xy 4 har th he when you ca home, H that of ‘th 1 Ulaman ” sin bape see y ac see how he going nat of " ate last night, talking to your a © Mificant than that of tl Fe n of Women . hold tt al re self about green ¢ (Largest Wholesale Carpet and Rug House in the Northwest) clubs. Useless for Buliding ae We th me it was pres, 2 It is significant for one thing in that it isn’t a meeting of} — = = a Poverty Stricken pope Hage nf rywhere, but not s Mean Man s high society dames, to show off fuss and feathers. The great Fromes of mind Mra. Newrich—I believe our ee ee a Employer—Good-morning, Rob- Majority of delegates to this affair were women in moderate || Sashes of silk next door neighbors on the right PreK ort. I hope all your family are We ‘circumstances, wives and mothers of the middle class. | pies erie. wae church mice, ie att in pe 2 a hy mecning? iad ‘a ; ais par ENT VRS | pore of opportunity. \. ‘ ngeor—Is the cashier of the co Boy (unsuspectingly)— 4 Their uppermost motive was neither vanity nor personal | Windows of the Mr. Newrich-——What makes you local bank a tall man? Yes, sir, thank you. Save ambition, but how best to help forward their homes, com- Coner think so Native—Physteally speaking, | Employer—I'm glad to hear tt, || munity and nation Stony Mra, Newrich—Why, they can't yes. Robert. There is to be a base. * They will report back in a thousand places what they Rolts of thunder. afford one of them mechanical Stranger—-Phystcally speaking? ball game this afternoon, and I You Dg Garnet i aa Sg Pg Locke of bait layers ine daughter is Native—Yea; otherwise he is was afraid it might have a } For hea woo - . Ana al pains jensons by han¢ short—something like $10,000. effect on some of them Pewives and mothers like themselves BEI ove tenn the fret to catch the passion for sotial| From} Tuesday Only 3 ral that th 1 fi o not . | : N8 pews Bervice. It is natural that the uld, for they cannot mother 25% This regular 60c Printed Linoleum, P their own without also mothering the race WILL /O made with an extra heavy print in six ‘Think what it means to have in each city and town in 9 | popular patterns, This Linoleum is the land an organized group of devoted women on the watch| waterproof. “towers to guard against perils without and within. Most men are too busy. Many are too careless too stupid to do this work of vigilance. But the care of the mothers is unending BOYS! PRETTIEST GIRL IN FRANCE NIGHT $ > se ERVICE ; 50% Folks over at Bellevue are going to hold « big celebration over the | first Lake Washington night sern foe, which will be started tonight by the port commission's ferry Les- OLD-FASHIONED JULY 4TH Ballard expects to be host to/ular parade on the morning of July 44,000 people on July 4 at a Fourth | + which will leave headquarters, | Woog’s hall, at 10 o'clock. of July celebration. This parade, which will be par| The work of arranging the pro-/tictpated in by state, county and on Your AND NOW a congreseman has advertised Bryan's lectures by offer. 79MG @ bill to fine him $10,000 for detivering the William's next con-| _ tract with Chautauq ought to be a hummer. tei | a ht > gram and other detaila has been civic organizations, a detachment | ° , Mayor Gill and Commissioner | a : oe going on he past three from Fort Lawton and the ~ . Promotion of Suicide co he suvebrision ‘et Ponet sound nach’ yard, 300 mem | RObeTt Bridges are on the program Pur om, ‘ the S. H. @ E. F. of Amerie bers of the G aD yo | teating| merica so- bers of the Grand Army and Drum] na sate trom Leschi| CHASe GOOD part of the London clergy openly favor the hunger strikers amor clety, the Scandinavian society The people have responded liberal ly to the expense fund. Corps, several hundred Eagles, to-| 1, the gether with their band, and the| 11.19 Sona and Daughters of Norway in Hevue is at 8 o'clock, 9:20, and 12:15, H GAaMuvuyaspo noocwD g the suffragets starve them- Mi to “oa and it is an astonishing position for min-| Cash prizes will be given for|thetr national costume. auras Fifth Tre Blocks ers to take. best floats from different socteties| The parade will be headed by al D it of Endorsement of suicide, for any reason, is taking a big as well as several hundred dollars |detachment of Seattle's mounted | LA DROWNED Avenue We Deliver Anywhere in Seattle. 3B aes * he busi r) a 2 - in prizes for contestants in the dif-| police, followed by the two prin snitindenss and No Advertised Goods Shipped Outside 4 in the business of moral instruction and uplift, so thin t . : 7 Tae Boas : n the e | erent contests cipal speakers of the day, Mayor] DUNGENESS, June 15.—Stan-| Virginia of Seattle. North of sand fine is the line drawn between sanity and the various On the evening of July 3, a great) H .G Pr. W.C f é - Westlake f: a aX ing y3,ar iram C, Gill and F. W. Carpenter.|ley Cameron, 16, was drowned in| Street. ent! , Worms and degrees of mental unbalance. If a woman is to Calithumpian” parade will take| Aerial bombs will wake citizens|Old Town bay yesterday afternoon | ~ — ebe permitted to take her life through starvati in protest of Louse in waned = ot ithe people at & in the morning and continue| while swimming. His father, who! Ther arrest for rioting or destruction of property, why not properly enthused for the spectac throughout the forenoon. attempted to rescue him, had a “the drunkard and confirmed thief? ls ptachintyllesecten otros he curio A | The government is particularly careful lest the con- DELAY WORK OW (i702. 07° over vrenicen | “ 7S j tial year. edemned murderer “cheat the gallows,” notwithstanding the! | —— 2 BOYS DROWN. ee certainty of the party’s future absolute uselessness. | ADMIRAL WAY } : ee it be wp solicitous in - case “We a woman whose! ase HURT BY MOTOR tpn Pongo June 15.—In al x change of opinion as to political rights would restore} Recaum there ts no petition to vain effort to rescue his companion, her value as a lawabiding, useful member of society?” } |improve Admiral Way, and because| EVERETT, June 15.—Foster er Bailey, 16, William Wallen, | use London’s clergy will labor for the soul of a murderess the only other way to get the work| O'Connell, 1929 First av., Seattle, iver Nive seers me See until her last kick in the hangman's noose. It seems like the ‘counetl it fs belleved ‘the or |% !% ® hospital here, suffering a ms moral elasticity when they wholly a n the woman when dering of the work will be post-| fom Injuries sustained in an auto | j she is not a murderess, but become mentally poned until next year mobile accident yesterday, His SAILING HERE | | vover-heated in politics Two or three of the councilmen physicians says his injuries are not - 20Wwn to be opposed te he »- | dangerou iC) ». Me Bat, maybe the London clergymen who favor suicide| Game hennie ee PRANCISOO, June 16c<ibe tare they wh church property has been damaged. You a —— aaa hint aon ae waitin imay do things to humanity that you may not do to property Robinne CORNER is soLp BOATS AT NOME :.-.. weighed anchor oaay for fis te ees . } ins Puget sound ports, where they will PIKE, WHO climbed over a 10-foot spiked wall and got into Buck-/ PARIS, June 15.—Parts has award siren | NOME, June 15.—The steamships | @™a4in several days before return. 4 m palace, turns out to be not a suffraget, but a drunk. It takes|/ed another beauty prize. No medal| For a consideration of $65,000,| Victoria and Senator, which have |!" to the Orient. | | F ragets and drunks to hoodwink London police. | was given, no ceremony was held,| the southwest corner of Fifth ‘and | been lying in the roadstead outside | a om | | 3 a senenrer but unofficially all Paris Yesler has been sold to Harry|Nome for five days, effected a| | 4 M 7 7 th R Mi ° ° the agreement that Mile Krutz, the transfer being made| landing yesterday, finding an oven | MIANY ARE IDLE! j oving in h D | Lemanter, known tn the th through the office of Calhoun, Den-| lead through the ice barrier. One| niin | j . os 1g : e 1g t trection Robinne, s “the most beautifuljny & Ew thousand passengers were landed| PAWSON, Y. T., June 15.—While | % — Ohio established workingmen’s compensation | Woman in France." There are ma The former owner was A, P. Mal-| at Nome. there is plenty of room for pros 3 the ave award in damage suits ari a aces none les in Franc bet Do one has) loy, a local capitalist. |pectors who can support them-| RINCESS ALICE” é m 4 ed so far to take away Db! | ’ selves, this district has an over-/ ro 8 or » F Ket ’ ME Eiiiinis in industry was leas poy ‘ + bine M Ss M To Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, Prince Rupert, Ketchikan, Wran- Be ace st “an ‘ * J ig less than $1,000, of which a//aurels. WANT A HANGE P. . NA ED supply of labor, and many men are|M gell and Juneau. The splendid “Princess” steamers offer every Be part went to lawyers : — idle and unable to obtain work,|} comfort. “Princess May” June 13, “Princess Sophia” June 20, ; Thus far under the new state insurance plan the aver PRIEST COMING. - WASHINGTON, D. C., June 16,|¢¥en at low wages. July 4, 18 and August Special sailings of the magnificent Page award for Lisital ‘deathe ‘hasbeen S2551, of which | The elections committee of the = Nominations of the following alii Soa ea | steamer “Princess Alice” June 27, July 11, 25 and August 8, E Helne dep Sere ont eer BALTIMORE, June 15.—Je eague of Washington Municipa ‘ashington postmasters have been B the - gtd dependents got ALL. — Fathers of the Pid ood Pe ae ties, at a meeting in the city hall] sent to the senate: 8S, 8. Moritz, BOY is KILLED) AN IDEAL VACATION TRIP Bs: egret of justice is still unfilled, for nobody will| cred. Heart at Woodstock, Md_| Sunday, went on record {n favor| Dayton; Arthur A. Barnes, Pasco; | For rates, sailings and information apply to © claim that 551 equals the value of a human life. ~ | @ announced that Rev. Henry |0f the enactment of a bill in the!Gene R, Whitney, Wapato; James q n 4 But the advance is enougt faa ' io hat Rev. Henry |v oxt legislature providing for reg- M. G. Wilson, Walville. PORTLAND, June 15.—Follow. CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY ; ance i8 enough to justify a bit of crowing Will be sent to the Beat-| NOx — - Me atte’ Coraions Tene ee 713 Second A 8 E It will not stop here fe, Reva. Edward Kenny = | Rose City speedway Saturday | bein gn Bho naviénna a foomison to Gonzaga col Walter McKay was crushed to ANYHOW, HUERTA han got ¥ navy at worthy of wing eunsel ese senmazean ess | HQ UG EW THE SHOE REPAIR MAN J) tettacteon two ture fr'he aut Pc el Mc ker to St. Ignatius’ chureh 216 Union 8t.—2 Shops—110 Madi nbile pits. One he ¢ fbssrvation” bys Urs. amin *Y rte nureh, | pe edioon J] mobile pits, One of the cars was STAR WANT ADS BRING RESULTS Diana Dillpickles ln \\"LEMONAURSTYZ 7 LEMONH ‘ b—)-0- Ni 2 SO OF vacation AND FLIRTATION IN THE COUNTRY, “A WHO KNowS BuT SHATTERED | Ei, fox, WATT Wie REVERIE” | 4 OY, MEET MY Fare { UNDGR THE OLD ELMS, AH, ME!”