The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 11, 1914, Page 4

STAR—THURSDAY, JUNE 11, 1914.—PAGE 4 TT '|THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT WOES OF A MEDIUM MAN OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE News Se at Press Assvotation, @t Seattle, Wash. F (fice as Second-Class Matter one te a handy piler if hop use Gin, Batety Hinge Heep twin guid plated Apinning Bmbrot HeY THERE, GABBLING MDIOTS! WHEN SOMEONE IS PLAYING A SCLECTION FOR THE CROWD, SHOT UP 4nd " ie by i LISTEN —_—_— elty, 35 per mo Ry carrte Mos; RIX MOS, $1.80) year $3 ty, Te a_month —_——— Pablished Dally by The Star exchange coone A Moving Picture Scenario Editorial nade by Clause for your beet girl depart oo No, 111 6xd-row 1% In Horatoh of Clean 3410 You ace of Inside the Government Lines Thrilling Story of Statesmanship, Captains of Industry, the Greatest Legislative Body on Earth, and Humari Life. % Breunstort & V SPINNING’S CASH STORE $217 “ave.” mY ONGRESS in session, It has been in’ session -off and on for ) jpower in the District of Columbia, in which the great city Sof Washington is located. Congress is composed of the Seream of our citizenship and supposed to represent the best s of the nation iger than a hundred years. It is the supreme} HUGH TODD GETS | RITZVILLE, June 11.—The cor. nerstone of the new $4,000 Lutheran church was laid Sunday, the pastor, | Rev, Mr. Wittrock, assisted by his son, a clergyman of Lind, officlat- ing. Rev, Mr. Rieke of Marcellus Hugh Todd, democratic candidate | for nomination for United States senator, made a trip to Olympia | this week in the interest of his can-| didacy. } He reports many friends support | ing him in the state house and| among the democracy of Th The Tall Girl—That's Jack Middleton over there, 1 refused him because he is so absurdly short Th him, ridiculous ay “e+e ee ® SCENE ONE.—Flying S@howing congress in 1, the army and magnificent buildings Be) SCENE TWO—Court room of the government, Judge the bench. Mrs. Mary Canadie and her three small chil come before the judge. She tells her story and the Hyscene dissolves into the following A SCENE THREE.—View of capitol and White House . | : Short Girl—Yer, I refused He's #0 tall we'd look through Washington City, the police and os sessic - ¢ ° History Repeats A father and mother out on Beagon Hill stood gazing with reproachful eyes at their daughter, while sho was trem- | bling and ying. Their frowns deepened as the _ | er wiped her glasses pr tory to reading a letter f d within few blocks the poverty alleys where thousands} five. Home of Mrs. Canadie. No lawns, nor places to NOT THE CASE Mother Tangoose 4 PI lay, and only filth and dark rooms. Her husband, a skilled By Jim Manee M - in the girl's pocket. It began county A ’ ary, Mar. © fairy, : 2 man, returns from vain search for work. Mother and When senators of congressmen Haw docs that new step aot “Angel of my existence Hie will spend sent week ee ; Shildren hungry. She goes into street in desperation and| For suffrage are real strong, A slip, a slide and long, quick | ,~ What, cree reper in Spokane. He will be one of the ‘ the charity visitor. “Go to the Juvenile court.” She} bat rd a ee shane ti | gins like that! Such inane | speakers at the Palouse picnic at i the advice. John, her husband, is arraigned and| Impressions that are wrong. oe eee Yow Tibons. Grivel! Ob, thst 6 chile of | pee Ole tina sand Toda willl ded by judge and threatened with prison if he does not It twn't really acting right Finger | mine should correspond with i |} a Homer ae tesa al his family. Searches for work again but fails. Takes To think their lives are wrecked | Dut proceed, ‘my | ing. oi we | ht to find work in the West. This leaves the wife and And Gist thay ave so vets mnt ee ee La Sil: jpovertj-etricken aud he chawte tnd gare way He came tn breathlessly, hur | Bristance’, eneilo’ with 1 Al Wideman <aukieh cwemhanie alk ee i » mty lady again) Because they are henpecked. rying like ope who bore important too,” added the mother. . jon s tes them into Juvenile court. This ends her story and! oe news. i's the idiot can't be exhibited at Panama exposition. scene dissolves again and shows the mother and three! P. &—fome speakers put the “A butcher tn the market drop | spell!” said the old man. , Miieen before the judge rage in suffrage ped 60 feet!” he exclaimed. ‘It is impossible for me to ; J ae) ; ve “In he dead? How did it hap | describe the joy with which SCENE FOUR.—Judge registers despair and sadness Many a fellow who trusts to pen? Tell us about it! your presence has filled taising his head he says: “If the District of Columbia had luck eventually gets there, but he No, he isn't burt a bit.” ne. | Mother's pension law you and your children could be kept often hea to walk home-—Cineln aed tanegya ng EY euch e-toc ot ( lothed and er, but I must take your children and send, them to| nat! Enquirer They were pigs feet it, the chump? gy oe et ) institution.” me interrupt you. Go on, go CURTAILING THEIR EXISTENCE on!” r “ ‘How I hate the obstinate old party who will not con- sent to our union!’” “Meaning me! Calle me a ‘party’! Oh, let mo get at hh Mother, with children clinging to her skirts, screams and to grasp them all in her arms. Men and women officers the children from their mother’s arms and she is pushed of the door, CHILDLESS AFTER GIVING BIRTH} FIVE, and homeless. | ® SCENE FIVE.—Congress in session. Great statesmen wrestle with problems of moment. Report of looting of the f Haven is submitted. “Two hundred million dollars ten by big financiers,” is the report SCENE SIX.—Corridors of congress Mrs. Canadie} to interest statesmen in the return of her children;) by guards and ejected. She stands on steps and her despair. Patrol wagon comes and takes her Rightly Worrted i court. “What did you git?” sald the SCENE SEVEN —Freight train in Illinois wrecked. In|] firet burglar ae hie pal came out up the debris the body of John Canadie is taken out|| %,the window in the morgue and marked, “UNIDENTIFIED burglar. “Dis is a lawyers in His Right Mind is as good a story as any man can tell, provided | his clothes are correct in every detail, and express “But, Theodore, my dear,” 74 P Interrupted the old lady, “I see now that there in a Yes, yer—one moment! 1 was about to observe that the hand that penned such words would not stop at murder.” | “Theodore, I dida't seo this | over-leat.” | “En? Let me eee. Hum! | ‘Yours, with all the love of |. my heart, Theodore. May 16, 1876.’ Why, bless me, it's one of my letters!” “Yes, papa,” explained the the good taste that is beyond criticism Alfred Benjamin Society Brand “Freight handlers must be strong, hardy people.” | | oltve branch, “I found {t yes SCENE EIGHT —Congress again in session. Final vote “You atill got yer tools, ain't tee ee lives are shorter than you suspect. | terday—only you wouldn't let } and navy appropriation of $200,000,000 to defend) ayer “They take an hour off every day.” Le 5 Seaton, many of whom are like Mary and John Canadie| ef be CORRECT CLOTHES their children. eee ee PLASH !—Millions for defense and war but not one cent gave children from poverty in the greatest and richest in the world., _ MAYBE THEY produce better rose shows in Maybe! Sut where can they get rosier langua: For Men and Young Men $15 and $18 Mitchel and Secretary of War Gar-| crew to carry them to destination. lodge home. rison. | Elmer Paimer, 15, drowned while Sixty-seven graduate from Univer land than in Seat: | @— than that spilled | | | Harry Carroll of Seattle at Portiand yesterday? —_—_—_— doe |awimming at Everett sity of Idaho at Moscow. E. O. Sis-| ; Mary B. Tull’s domestic Iife prom-| 499s" i110 ty acAleotar collens| J. B. West, Fred Emery and A.@,|80n, formerly of Seattie, delivers) Evid $a Howard’ G. Harmony, She willl of Si. Paul. | Wisner re-elected to Lewiston, Ida-| "Otro of Jamee Wileon hall | wed Howar A | a json hal ‘ Pigs ong Lvidence Andrew Chilberg, banker, home,|_ Army of 100 workmen bound for|ho, city council jlaid at W | clothe you so correctly that your mind is. “right” "S one that strikes us as unique: after absence of several months, | Kansas harvest fields impress train! Roslyn Masons buy lots to bulld) Recaii in Saw Eleven deaths reported. | “= city commissioners of Centralia set| One year ago, Julio § avedro entered the port of San Sumner raspberries reach West-| for July 2 o from Mazatlan, Mexico. Julio had a cargo, extending | ern av. | Postmaster Adams of Lebam| hold to upper decks, consisting of mescal, pulque and| W. M. Twohy, president Butte awards contract for $5,000 business | re | . lid j 4 Chamber of Commerce, here. | block | of the juniper berry. An American arriving from | "College Women's clubs of Seattle | | Frank Bevacqua sentenced to| Ope with such a cargo, on one of the fancy Atlantic liners | meet Saturday {death at Vancouver, B, C., for mur | ite called drunk. | "Follies’ ferry dance on Lake! ;der of Dominie Gentile, May 18. Uncle Sam's officials looked over Julio's cargo and| Washington Friday night. ee ern Oe g i Twenty-three births, | ia 1 ¥E il are increased iidn’t let him land. It looked like a precedent, for you) p54 'Wetis will be Alaska govern- ay. ” ( ae s¥ i | Mexicans hissed American flag! stand on New York docks, any day, and see men landing| ment railway terminus, says E. H |shown at a moving picture theatre | © are loaded to the scuppers with liquid cargo. Wilson, down from Alaska. |at San Bernardino, € Julio went back to Mexico and, six months later, reap-| 4 in the American port of San Diego. It was evident | iar” mere eee it Julio had put in a large portion of the half-year acquir-|" Catholic Ladies’ Charity club a@ new but similar cargo. Again the United States gov-| meets Wednesday. lament refused to let him land, but its officials officially told! Firlock Informal, Wednesday n i abstainec < or for s or . “eo night, well attended. i pest. if he abst ained frgm liquor for six months, he could |" Wary Gibson gets divorce from| iter the count Julio again went back to Mexico, re-| arthur Gibson. \ . a, 7 May Sutton Bundy, former ned, and has just been permitted to land | _— m , ‘ a woman tennis champion, has recon Could there be any stronger evidence of Uncle Sam’s| @— - ——————® jsidered her announced retirement endly feeling toward Mexico than his persistent efforts to| !y RLOSWHERE ia ee | for whatever else may come along. Every line be- speaks the work of the master-designer and the master-tailor, and the distinctive styles run the en- tire gamut of what is recognized as authoritative by the well-dressed man. Materials as varied as individ- ual fancy dictates and the de- sire for exclusiveness demands, ported 800 permits to marry been Issued since June 1, Mrs, Lucy Swope Byrn, niece of | the late Col. Thomas Swope, of Kan- |eas City, has dropped her suit for! from W. B. Byrn at Los fashioned into smart garments at prices that well merit the term “modest.” Straw Hats $2.50 and Up Cheasty’s Haberdashery Second Ave. at Spring St. ’ _ — : ” r | Los Ang county grand Jury re- ture her drunks? Trusted clerk accused of stealing |turned three secret Indictments as | | $30,000 worth of jewels from Sam- | the result of an investigation of al- leged blackmail trust. NOW THAT Congressman Ainey of Penrose—beg pardon, Penneyl-,uels Jewelry Co., San Francisco. jot that speech off his chest, Woody Wilson will, of course, hurry ama ca’ experts sail for p and change his Mexican policy at once. China to undertake reclamation . ’ Res d rs) = a qutmanpinipiigeanene | work to prevent annual flood dam S& § “PRINCESS ALICE” ‘VOTE N STRIKE 3 COUNTY standpatters haven't recovered sufficiently yet from | a To Ska y, Ketch Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, Prince Rupert, Ketchikan, Wran- sad affair of Saturday night to offer an alibi for the scanty showing.| “ gell and Juneau. The splendid “Princess” steamers offer every advocated by Denver commissioner 9 comfort. “Princess May” June 13, “Princess Sophia” June 20, is holding out well, aint he? of property. July 4, 18 and August 1. Special sailings of the magnificent * JOHNY Sylvia Pankhurst In jail again for B steamer “Princess Alice” June 27, July 11, 25 and August 8 An W abut Bi leading London suffraget parade, | Peaprendacon : ONNNY Writes) crcicsea of w dairy In Verons,| "Two dead and five dying from in AN IDEAL VACATION TRIP whether ehipping along the estse N. J., have been forbidden to use| juries inflicted by Willlam Day, For rates, sailings and information apply to coast will continue to be or Is to be rough language in addressing the| Whiteburk, Ky., mountaineer, who tled up by a@ general strike ord CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY ‘The men want a uniform wage and cows they milk, on the theory that| resisted arrest the latter will produce more plent!-| New York university confers hon- 713 Second Avenue, Seattle. working conditions tn all Pacific coast ports. ee ee canies jfully if politely treated. __orary degrees on Mayor John P. | Sem - — = I otal yeres ase has got a cup — — = ss kids bi igh school “ Pe oe port aie had wore DIANA DILLPICKLES IN ( SMOOTHING OVER A BLUNDER” A 4-Reel “Screecher’ Fil ound in new york famelys con- able, and she dident miss | 6 Oa sigan ic eo | "So IT'S BUNGLED AFTER ALL, AND MY en, ING, L FEEL KIND Ce BAD |*You See HONEN, PA AND MA AND DecipeD | TTS TE SENSIBLE p i GIFT To GeRALDINE Locks SICK fi ABOUT You SETTING SUCH 4 ‘gg, THAT WEDDING GIFTS an ESPE CLALLY aera et RAR Gs, AMONG ALL THE OTHER WED- ST OPRESENT FROM US, “ha TO 86 ExPEnsr /S 2% DING PRESENTS. 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WITH HER SONG WAY OR ans SHE'LC HATE &XPLAIN, MG FOR ever i" Spooning centers” in city parks SAN FRANCISCO, June 11.—The Pacific coast longshoremen are taking a referendum vote, return- able to the secretary's office in Portland not later than July 1, on - nm. y., mundy—a lady that lives ® Swell apartment uptown got it wasent long before she no Heed that 2 or 2 times a week a il box of flowers came up In afternoon for the lady of the ouse "or maby a large packidge of gler a pound candy one day she says to mrs. brown y, lady, 1 don't want to be Makin no breaks, but 1 should ‘think you would ought to be more irful about having all them flowers and candy and things » ome up to the house, your old [man might get wise | why, says mrs. brown, you | @on't know what youre talking about, it's mr. brown that sends Me them presents what! yells the gerl, you mean 6 tell me you been married long Wnough to have them 2 grown up kids and your hushend still buy . you flowers and candy i mean, ansers TOKEN THAT WOULDN'T PUT THE Brive the ger! she gasped a few times | then she said \ Well, of all things! he certainly