The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 10, 1914, Page 4

. STAR—WEDNESDAY, had 10, 1914-—-PAGE 4, THE SEATTLE STAR'S LAUGH DEPARTMENT] | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | “ane ‘ig THE SEATTLE STAR. Mwnen OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUR OF NEW Hatton, Telegraph News Servive of the United Press As Entered at Seattle, W Post as Second-Claas Matter By mai, out of city a5 per X moa: atx mom $1.80) year $8.2 } a Nii —- by Habinge Oo, o. Mate R100, Petvate | ing all departments | | (me Law aw Hinky Dink Charter a Menace Cinam take, cxaees NE clause in the Hinky Dink charter gives the 30-ward Nee ee ees) counc he | to override tt neonie's vote’ on any Measure aiter it been in for for two years C7 Do you get significance of that provision? It is a Cs) Crafty attack on the the people which they now es enjoy throug initiative and referendum = yes eae It would give the Hinky Dink councilmen the right to PE ge abolish the double platoon system in the fire department, for example. And they wouldn't have to ask the people 6 did a few years ago, have two children . 5 ow to take up her time.” for permission. They wouldn't have to resubmit the double | now to take up her time,” | toon question to the voters in spite of the fact that it A pAarpeR Mm! hucale toe? id been initiated directly by the people and the voters dips re eer i ine . | AGAINST THE RULES MUTUAL gave it an overwhelming majority | This clause is but another instance of the general plan Of the Hinky Dink charter—to remove the power of the| ssible le over their own city government as much as fnto the proposed char An open attack « Rave been quickly rese Platoon system wou So a good deal and referendum would tack he doubl attack on the double} been unavailing | lan was evolved But it will br ame results to the franchise grab bers and the Chambe Commerce circle and others who Ihave fought jealously against the people's initiative and ref @rendum powers, ag t double platoon and against every other hum a gressive measure In its main essentials, ‘the Hinky Dink charter is un- democratic. It is autocratic. IT IS A MENACE TO THE WELFARE OF THE CITY. Let Not the Judge Worry! Outgrieved Her were talking of the mu hk re r i'm at nes, says LAppincott’s Mag- a high place I f to Het ob . y., trh “4 man now that doen eve +7 1 feel the same wa old man, SERVE the ob ons of ice Lo oresic « h T think I'll ask your father for men ts Does your wife ever grieve be , BSERVE the obections of Judge Lovett, president of the yout hand over the telepho: has moved up Into the bronnix cause she threw over a wealthy wher I'm at a high place with Union Pacif at part of the anti-trust bills giving *Pleane don’t 1 ny thinks he must have picked a kind man tn order to marry you?” a big board bill to mee a commerce commission power over the issue of will take our phone out ff they of a bad naberhood quer a a ibis ss Bee nterstate comme F hear swearing over the line fs : started to onca,” was A girl may be ignorant © failroad securities _* 6 & cuppel of mornings after he ut I cured her of {t on most subjects never It would disturb the railroad market for securities and He Reniembered had settled down In nie new home ay.” fails to know What Colors She r o wa olng by a house on bh ! * Can Wea load the commission down with work, he protests Roasting of hia memory, a wit (Big eee oe 8 Sones hr | wish you would tell me how,” Can Wear ey ‘ Putting an vambling in the securities of corpora ness said be could remember what A thr : id h sald Hal I lis were easy to pay as , Sanee a hing i ’ : every pathter engaged ca & yard throwed a rock and copped I started right in grieving with compliments ollect ee ht finally have to beg for the eae ot _— Fates, iJ tain job last October was do! bin os mgr ake teu: Se nplied the ot and I ors would t change their Order to save their lives, is one of the things the people particular day mentioned, eo Bad pecuec Up hat, harder ar ger than jobs or starve pe . A — any particular rent that’ a9 8nd felt of his head to seo if It was She did!” A canny man !s one who chews Who have to stand these rates are after Counsel pointed = ry i. caved in or only dented up a little, ewe the end of a cigar before he tucks inn’ m h: 6 o ro corporatio aint were engaged, and ask- » 0 ORS OF O Cigar Dewre Be and “phe ont guess that Lovett, or oy ape rporati a Be roe tap ren oregtinscy Se ahh hollered atthe Kid ; The Real Culprit it sway in bis coat pocket where hea wi i¢ awake nights to worry about the interstate e4 Gardner was doin. neo he yung feller, tme too Visitor—How does the land Iie the nervy pe nm can pick it off. " « J “ing on October Peommerce commission being overworked At any rate, a 17 — 7 attend fos ve now, Po out this way? e486 ) orter hours, less work and more pay ought to The Witnese—Ho was mizing WOR | come home to nnd Native—It fen't the land—it's In Hie Line “squeal for shorter hours, less work and more pa} gh Bs a © going to see your ma about thin the real estate agout Derwood Jones, the go0d-look- originate with the commissioners themselves (OS eee ate all rite, bh the kid, you kin os . tae counterte tee ae should r ber that. How do 4° # you pl but ought to ~—- South Dakota progressives nomi. «ile’s store you know Ga: xed paint? %¢ What my old man done to a pated W. N. McMasters for govern: of calico in th Another Date The Witness we Tt am Muy tt me to see maa few or and R, E. Dowdell for U. & sen- hood last Sunday Gardner nites ago Johny ate. Ark., Press HILE remembering June 1, 1914, as the date on which the case to decide the fate of the Oregon minimum Swage law reached the U. S. supreme court, it might be well “also to remember June 2, 1914 On the latter date Harry Thaw’s case reached the U. S.! ie court In the ordinary course, these cases would not be decided iby this court for nearly two years. | x Maybe the women of Oregon will have to go without! if minimum wage benefits for nearly two years. But, Vashington dispatches say, the Thaw case may be “advanced the ground of unusual importance.” It certainly would Today’ s Healthogram Epidemics have been known to start in several cases from ice cream. It is known that the men who engage !n ice cream making are often not as careful about sanitary conditions as they might be. It pays to know that the brand of the ice cream you are eating is of the best. It pays still better to eat homemade ico A PETTY TRICK | fect right to speak on the atreets. ) moldy. Editor The Star; Rather a petty) The socialists and I. W. W.'’s rep-| This certainly isn't very credit-| trick the city of Tarrytown, N. Y.,/ resent the sentiments of a great/ able to our markets, and I imagine | has played on the I. W. W.'s, tn lay- deal of the common herd, and are | if one doos this, they all do. ing « tardike paving which prevents| entitled to express their views from) None of the regular stores would : cream—tf you are going to have n from congregating at the pub-| the curb. | do that. A CITIZEN y tough | to keep Harry in suspense for nearly two years,|] i+ at all. syed we eating v If the progressive, republican or! ee ae puldn’t it? | ‘Truly, the 1. W. W. has tts victous| democratic party was holding s | PLAYFIELD TROUBLE Let us keep June 1 and June 2 in our minds, when think- 7 lelement, but, just the same, there street campaign ghia helsing | Beitor The Star De hile oer t : ai hy - en 8 hod be employe jat The Star, the other evening. t J. S. supreme court! |. Horse racing is barred in| are a lot of mighty good men among the same met m . of the U ’ “4 Louisiana lthe ranks who should have a per- G.E. D. | ran across a letter in which was re- A SECON dehil b hei Sch: Hel h ———— wie Ss | lated an incident which occurred at ‘COND gran a hi een born to jumann-Heink, and that, OTHER END NOW |the Mercer playfield during a ball singer says she cannot have too many. Wishing unlimited children ‘other folks isn’t selfish in Ernestine, either. She gave the world her THE RETAIL DEPARTMENT OF PR acsaenedlh oy cer taken rekene — a The writer said it quota of fittie ones. \ h said: “It begins nowhere and ends| I am not denying that there was AND NOW the president of the General Federation of Women's clubs OWRRD ° *AQMAS 9. nowhere,” and then proceed to show |a fight, but had the writer of that SRR a SES STDS SS LI I PETS that women’ ihions are immodest, but delightfully comfort- where to begin. Bully! letter used his intelligence, he ' omf H nant Now, let one of your men go to| Would have inquired into the cause mrcrne ee ren eee oF Waen Maen Somntery (hargany Wrenenets Corpet any Mug Hanse tate Morten) the other end and show our offi-|of the troub ne boy he terms WipeiGiacaistin clals where to extend the Ine to|a “young ruffian” had sufficient! ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX TONS of condemned pork and CARRIES A LARGER enable it to serve the ple in the| provocation to land the opening are to be dumped into the Pacific outside the Golden Gate. What STOCK OF Fremont and Ballard districts punch Bpot to go fishing hereafter! MILL WORKER. | | have played ball on every field Fy ae in Seattle, but nowhere have I met MEXICO MAY be “pacified,” but when a country’s population Is ‘ IF : Ru Ss “tourtittne Indian or half-breed, self-government is a proposition bigger > than the putting down of one war. . RECKLESS DRIVERS a better crowd of rooters than those Editor The Star: While thero is|*!tnessing the games at Mercer. BLESS THAT equal rights district court of Utah which decides _ that men needn't pay $2 poll tax because women don't have to! so much talk about this proposition | “SO-CALLED RUFFIAN,” _ of automodile speeding, 1 might) vcd ys mention that the writer saw some-| OUR PRETTY WOMEN | thing the other morning that fairly; Editor The Star: I have just fin-| made his hair stand on end ished reading an article in The Star While standing at the corner of| regarding a statement by the kaiser Third and Jackson, a teamster, driv. |r a ting on tty women of America H ing a heavy wagon, came up the| don’t doubt the least bit that : 1T WOULD be simply awful should Rockefeller’s Pontico guards 1 Draperies street at a good pa and a young the are more pretty women right and bulldogs mistake Penrose and Foraker for strike-sympathizers ‘ y lady crossing the #! passed im-; here tn Seattle than the kaiser has _ when they call. Than Any Other Store Bf mediately in front of this wagon. | ever seen. —___-—— In Seattle. I thought the driver would surely} But I would not advise him to THE DISCUSSION of “safety first’ has been spiritedly revived— n _ By 1,000 corpses In St. Lawrence river. ella tenet \ ON THE Azteo pyramids, near Mexico City, are inscriptions that @ccur on the majority of tombs in China but Instead of doing this he| Walk up Second ay, in the afternc 4 his horses, and, had the| When the women of leisure do their young lady not executed a little|Shopping. For if he did, he would Our Retail Department sprinting stant she would have | suspect that there had been an rae DR. EDWIN J BROWN'G° S TO SEE GIRL; Offers You Many Fine Values. The Two Following Are Examples been run down, The driver merely |lanche of paint and powder a few | ° | REFUGEE PINCHED grinned and passed on. minutes previous that hit only the | | $20.00 Seamiese Velvet | $30.00 Seamless Wilton Velvet Rugs, I have noticed this same thing| Women. Rugs, 9x12, high silky | 9x12; 15 patterns to choose from in several different times. The sooner| I should advise him to take tn this dangerous practice is stopped, | Second av. in the evening, when the| VERA CRUZ, June 10.—Love and a young woman are respon- surface, in Oriental and | soft shades of brown, blue, green, tan Hii. petter it will be for all of us. | Working girls are on their way| sible for George Coxon, an En- | Moral designs; special—| and rose; spectal H. W. OLSEN | home: Then he would see the real-| ‘ tis one ly pretty women, and not the art elishman, manager of the Pear 1 50 ebrs ean econ \Aalal aah soar thiftations Ps at on Electric Light and Tram 4. | 22.5 Editor The Star: Last week I|in the afternoon, A READER. way Co. being held by Mexican visited one of the public markets in cee | federals, instead of being safe We Deliver Anywhere in Seattle, Seattle. Everything looked good. A NEEDY CASE Phone Main or | in Vera Cruz NOTE—No advertised goods shipped outside Seattle, At one of the neatest appearing! Editor The Star: I have in my nz LARGEST DENTAL OFFICKs IN Piso pee faa a _ fruit a golden and|care a woman with three children| Ete me ponies wee! (OES. Sbtsinad pasnes VET ANE aweNVRGIRIA Sv. good, #0 I purchased a dozen or-| who is a good cook and a fine house- Lc Miter you exneiy what your work} thTOUE of the Mexican lin e anges. jkeeper. 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