The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 4, 1914, Page 4

THE STAR—THURSDAY, JUNE 4, 1914. R’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT SHATTERED IDOL THE SEATTLE STAR |THE SEATTLE STA NEWSPAPERS A Soveex OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ‘Vel caraph News Service af the United Prese Assoctation, FROM ‘ SPINNING’S SPECIALS spell © my for You ¢ Mandy ¥ 4 Nail or Vegotable r be Phe. 1, 2 oF 8 Mteet Wool 106 Absorene Wall Paper Cleane ihe tent Ae globe, bleh SCRIVES NORTHWEST LEAGUE 6 Wlock Upright Jone imported ¢ Wash, Postoffice as Second-Cians Matt MR WAITER, Yow MIGHT AS WEAL RAM YOUR SNOOT INTO THIS SOUP SINCE YOU BROUGHT (T TO me WITH YOUR THUMB IN UT !! six mos. $1.80; y Ry mail, out of olty. 85 per mon. up to six m 6 month. Published Daily by he Stwe exchange « ne Co, ee all departimn Dawning of a Better Day 4 HE idea seems at last to be entering the minds of law ting ‘Trowel is 4 makers that when a man is out of a job because he has E Blaine and Lake Bo mever had the chance to fit himself for one, it is as much toxt-row Curved Back, No. 319 anh 1006 Meociety’s fault as his own and that, therefore, it is up to Msociety to do something : In Massachusetts, where iron-barred prisons of stone, | STORE 1313 94 LABOR PLANS BIG MEETING | AGAINST HINKY CHARTER A big mans meeting to oppose the| Representatives of labor will also & Hinky Dink charter will be held by| be sent to attack the charter at all . . gs of the various improve } the ¢€ be 001 the Central Labor Council soon.| iene clubs in the city. ‘The com ; | The committee to arrange the meet-| mittee in charge of this work con egrim survivals of Puritan severity, remain to make unfor-| tunate or “bad” men worse, the legislature has advanced in| & fits thinking far enough to consider putting the employable | unemployed to work at state expense reclaiming waste land| ’ ? 8 ee RRR REI “I understand you are to be married to a motion picture actor.’ “Not now. I've seen him tn a film where he threw matches on the carpet after lighting his pipe. I don't want to go through life cleaning up after any man. eee A VICTORY and restoring the squandered forests They're still, you see, thinking more about the wastes} Hof property than about the wastes of humanity. But the! ‘hopeful thing is that they're thinking. The customs of the ‘fathe ¢ no longer good enough for the sons Now no man can drain a swamp or plant a tree without Deing himself improved by the useful work. In adding to the ‘common wealth he adds also to his owr f-respect. So far, | if ‘com Ps e 4 > h n self-respec > far,| ing Was appointed last night, and is| sists of Councilman Hesketh, A, G. ‘ Bro Boo a a spies pi a AL Ee composed of Charles W. Doyle, A. A.| Brown, A. J. Lingwood, Ed Levy and 4 There remain the unemployables Piller and Frank Cotterill |Joe Hoffman. A_ToothPulling Scheme “Wheo I bulld a house again,” mid the fat Second av. plumber, “I am going to Massachusetts hasn’t yet realized the need of teaching them how to help ther public money on farm Johnny Writes |MME. NORDICA MADE. {tio with my wite ang myrelf before HER WILL ON OCEAN the accident to the Tasman, Mme. rdica appeared to be rather de It isn’t yet ready to spend rial colonies instead of upon police courts, | Ns and asylums | ja n. ¥, fridy—at a theayter up © all of the downstairs pea spondent as to her condition, and But it is ng is functioning in hopeful town where they have vodeville Joors open outward,” EW YORK, June 4.—Ex-Gov. | January 1 she sent for me to make Minguiries. Its tradition d horizon at last showns signs and movies, they have a house That's no good way,” th Adama of. Colorado, who ar-|her will. This was the day after the dockter thin carpenter remarked rived at the Waldorf-Astoria from | «hip got off the rocks, and was then f the dawning of a better day ht months’ trip to Australia,|proceeding slowly under its own New Zealand and the East Indies,| steam to Thursday island.” as United States commissioner to ‘the Panama-Pacific exposition, told | 0 of'ths accident to the oval Dates| THE ONCE OVER |mail Mner Tasman, which was re-| 4 committeo from the Commer- The manidger thought {t would What's the idea be a swell ad for the house, #d “I'm bothered a good deal be hunted up a young dock in the { with my teeth.” } naberhood who dident have nuth- “What's that got to do | “But, my boy, if your side got ing mutch to do but look wise | 8 runs and the other side got 9 and let his whiskers grow, and dom patronize the | runs, how can you say your side | ‘OSear (7S ta FY Cun, || |Aavwrre, Aree af (ot Die ny OME Justice a Luxury Be SAKING of Gompers’ victory before the supreme court, | | i : RS BOT ; 3 he give him the job came out ahead?” |vorted to have caused the death of 7 ro. y after seven years’ fighting to keep out of jail, Gilson | the dock he has a regier seat ~ jecause our side kept the || Mme. Nordica recently at Batavia, so Club rege! piloted pea a i “Gardner says: “It was simply a question of money to hire| at evry show, and tf anybody “Oh, nol 1 a do my | ball wee | Ta minds sop Ton teorevea Myers to ficht the case. Ouery ce obtained ally | throws a fit or anything, he ts own tooth pulling.” | ‘ “Mme, Nordica was very {!] when ‘- =. i. : . e a daged & ls gach — equally supposed to get basy with the | “Gosh!” | NOT EASILY COMFORTED I last saw her at Thursday tsland, |Eaos is chairman of the Alaska rail ; by w ave and those who have not the price | first ald stuff Oh, yee! T Just fasten one before I sailed on a Japanese steam | “#7 Commissioners s of a string to the tooth th ther end to the “No” will be the answer to this question, en by every person of intel! a cuppel of days ago one ushers came ees er for Manila,” ex-Gov. Adams sald.) 4 STAR WANT AD will “so | was not much surprised to ally the lawyers. The common who walks the streets and the uncommon man who runs s isle to the dockter's knob and wait until hear of her death. In her conversa !sell it quickly. . nd he whispers to the mebody opens the door,” —— = -— — 7 e lly h itigatio: big corporation know, equally well, that litigation in the ler that is wetting there that the | “What the eeurts depends upon the purse. Money, money, money, and movie operator bas been took “You see, I want thé doors | slay, delay, dela After seven years of expenditure, terrible bad to open outward, #0 I can sit | inside the house and wait. I'd bate to sit out In the cold and wait until some ono tn- wee had to come out, and, tome of the neigh- bors might think T wascrazy.” #0 the feller goes up to the movie operator's coop, and sure enough the guy {is groaning sum thing feerful and holding his sturomick in his 2 mitts as soon as the usher was out in iety, embarrassment and public exposure, Gompers gets | that is called justice, but it is a mere skeleton of justice, with} ‘no redress to him for what he has suffered. He might have! Spent those seven years in jail, had he not had money-| The Proof of a Suit ome o | backing, and still come out a | free man without redress, sim- of the coop, the operator says, “Huh?” ejecuiate the tin an inferior judge erred or was viciously my dock, be a good feller carpenter. “If you can think i simply got to see that ball of any of the neighbors that 1S in he earing There are attacks on the courts, Popular disrespect of game today, fix it for me to «et fon't. know {it already, just f ee ee oft, will you lot me know ‘who they are ws 0, 1 expected a letter i€ courts, and, hence, of the law grows apace. Justice is sure { will, says the uther guy, and I'll tell them. . "| from my husband.” ae the reputation of a harlot with her price. Under- {aln'gno dockter, | Just borrowed = ' @ “Cheer up, lady, It may come ng these things, as a basis, is the popular conviction that} his ticket, and {f you don’t give CO in tomorrow. tice is not obtained equally by those who have and those|| “*?* me away to the manidger, f'll say Work on the longest tunnel on No—he's coming himself to- It is easy enough to press things into shape, and you have got anything from col. this side of the Atlantic has morrow.” ho have not the price. The remedy lies largely with the eee to put on ring of style that f i lery morbus to softening of the been started at Mt. McDonald for Pt a veneering style that passes for rea! fession, whose reputation as an hagrbia lle brane johny the Canadian Pacific ratlway. The Diary’e Mainstay Sg ; wis rotting away under the abuses of justice which if has pro- phi? eee The tunnel will bea little over | While traveling through Aly smartness and distinction until the “new wears é Not or if Not five miles long; will lower the ma, & young salesman was one ” 5 moted and fostered. An Educator “You! be sorry some Gay that gradient of the road 546 feet, and day forced to dine at a farm off,” then the poorly cut, poorly made suit shows 4 He found hie own front pereh yon didn't marry me.” shorten the (distance by four house. Not being very well sat- it has only been masquerading as the real thing. with wonderful accuracy, navi ” “Woll, I'd rather not be mar miles. Before work can be start- tsfied with his meal of cornbread 00 k Before You Leap Gated to the steps with precision red and be sorry I wann't mar- ed the course of the Illesillette- and bacon, he asked If he might . . and discovered the key-hole by ried than be married and sorry Walt river will have to be chang- bave a glass of milk. N some of the outlying sections of Seattle, there are those|] Instinct. Once in dimly | was married.” ed for nearly a mile. : “No,” reptiod Be yen “se ry e rr fev. : lighted hall, there was an omi- ee ° ° lon't reckon you’! ind any m who have been led to believe that they will reap material|| ,Qus"siience, followed by a tre- Liberatity Her Pointer around here since the dog died.” en amm an benefits because of the ward representation the Hinky Dink|] mendous crash. “And will you give us your Clarence—Her father saw Jack “Since the dog died!” echoed ler proposes. | “Why, what has happened, blessing?” pleaded the newly kiss her the other night, and he the stranger, “What's that got 7 |] Hen voice from above. rried one her father was greatly shocked. to do with it?” Look weil and carefully before you adopt that view.) wie . Mary, but I'li— misure thing,” grunted the old Giadys—Nothing like that need “Why,” replied the farmer, bc nd keep in mind that you will have a voice in the selection |] 11 learn those goldfish to snap man; “but the board will be at worry you, Clarence, Dad's an “who do youll reckon's goin’ to eas eCl only one of 30 councilmen. There will be 29 others in ] at mei” the usual rates.” electrician, go an’ fetch the cow?” council who will owe you no obligation whatever—29 o will be entirely independent of what you may desire | - jor need. | F Everything that glitters is not gold, and don’t be misled} by the falsity of the ward representation system. Remember} hat when you had the ward system in operation, it was the Outlying sections of the city, and not the downtown saloon| "wards, who prayed for and accomplished the change to elections of councilmen at large CORRECT CLOTHES For Men and Young Men $15 « $18 Two Horses N a certain farm are two horses. One, as dainty as a THAT CIRCUS ARTICLE the country who raise these same : 1 f | strawberries, : : woman, is tenderly petted, kept in a padded stall and| ae geet patholo Cr] ‘The ranchers are entitled to any Have real style cut into them, _ phever has to do a stroke of work except once in a while to| |this city comments editorially on| increase which they may now be and master tailoring worked into getting for their berries. |the circus which recently perform- trun. Then it is expected to run its head off because on one | peyttnss I am not a country crank, but I every line and curve. ace whole fortunes depend ry “ y |" \ttor haxarding a guess at the/ think fair treatment should be giv- L $a6 hea amount of money taken away by |" all sia eee oa Fabrics so varied in appeal as to ie 3 The other is a plain, plodding pack horse. Like the man a the hoe it goes to its routine of be with * ogee es | the rr op f goon om » say com fs meet all tastes. Yet each with recision ever. morning at sunrise, works steadily through-| | considering e ard mes” pi hic . ‘ Fout the day, and vin to the stall at sunset, wearied oda valling throughout the country, it/ ALARM SYSTEM BAD a subtle distinction all its own. + t 4 | seems almost criminal that such| Editor The Star: I used to take} And the proof of goodness is in Seen Th . ‘ an amount of money should be ex-| pride in boosting Seattle's fire de- the. seat f th i is ¢ horse that does the useful, necessary work is valued pended on “mere frivolity. partment ae the most efficient de ¢ wearing of these garments. | every cheaply. You can buy one any day for $200. The If this newspaper looks upon the) | ont in the whole world, It i They look well long past the “dainty thoroughbred, on the other hand, comes high. You} money spent by the hard-working |! — ; : &. &. “PRINCESS ALICE” people on a little well-earned recre-| better today than ever, save for the usual time allotted to the life of “can't get a speedy one unless you spend thousands of dollars. | But, then, an American Beauty rose costs more than a} dandelion. It has always been our luxuries which have} threatened our incomes. be ‘ind to wor kind to work horses. _They don’t expect justice ation as being wasted on “mere| new alarm system which it has in- a suit. frivolity,” then what does it think | stalled. about the money spent by the wives | The new system causes great de- of its editors in giving elaborate so-| lay and handicaps the good men in haan een! reat gop ded 1 | ike the M, A. Gottatein fire, “ 26 is this money expended tn a sens- ‘ake the 3 . Gottstein fire, for Alice” June 27, July 11, 26 and August 8 fee ware ti aeattat on | inntance. A Hatnga tarhed In om AN IDEAL VACATION TRIP “mere frivolity’? Truly, ‘tis an in-\ alarm from Second and Pike and Cheast "5 For rates, sailings and information apply to | consistent world. J.P. W. Wise went two blocks, to Third and y shatieie Pine, and the apparatus at the sta-| CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY DION'T LIKE IT tion thane Was MeL NOTA Kenae ca) f 713 Second Avenue, Seattle. Editor The Star: The other day| leave. No wonder the fires are get-| a er as e WS POWER OVER COUNCILMAN. there appeared in your paper an | lng away from them. | article telling of the difference in e apparatus is not supposed to! : weer the sizes of strawberry boxes and | leave the station until three rounds Second Ave. at Spring St. an rule quite as much as Ireland! Seattle, May 23, 1914. Lu 0 U G E H THE SHOE REPAIR MAN how the dealers were getting more /of the alarm are in, It is a lot , and for the same reason—that 216 Union St-—-2 Shops—110 Madison money for the berries. ‘slower than the old system cae “Sostine to we pees DIANA DILLPICKLES IN | “WELL, NOT EXACTLY A STEADY” | A 4-Reel “Screecher” Film You don't consider the people in| SEATTLE CITIZEN. | Blways despotic power. | «« The tial evil in permitting | ‘ r Bd lyons Rot eco WSL, X DSCLARe —— TWHY, THE IDEA, MA AlasKa Excursions To Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, Prince Rupert, Ketchikan, Wran- gell and Juneau. The splendid “Princess” steamers offer every Special sailings of the magnificent steamer “Princess $* |" Editor The Star: Seattle needs; WILL ATKINSON. legislature at Olympia to con- A al local affairs of Seattle is that GERALDING MARSHMALLOW AND e's #0 IF Sue's eo SAYS IT’S -~ wey, ic te a 7 £ ‘this city has no voice in the election 18 GOING TO BE A DAY! WwHols BASH HASSENPFEFFER— _ of the majority of the members. A JUNG BRIDE, THe verim £ wane Ne YouR © Ifa member from Yakima or Spo DIANA e me SteADY For A kane votes against the interests of Seattle, or in favor of corporations * who are plundering Seattle, we have _ po way of punishing him. Some of the charter commission Ks ‘ers who see this so far as the state | 4s concerned, fail to see that the fdea of a council elected from 40 districts is open to exactly the same objection. Under the present charter the peo- ple vote for every member and can yeward those who do well and pun | _ igh those who do wrong. As a re 4 gult, the council is steadily improv 4 ing. The new charter divides the city Unto 26 districts, de prives every vot “er of 29-20 of his power over the council, and makes the test of re “election not service to the city, but > “gervice to a district which may be hostile to the interests of the city | 86 & whole WHILG, DIANA $° ‘ ORES