The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 1, 1914, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR FREMERK OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NWwsrArnns Telexraph News Service of the United Press Asseotattion By mal ‘| x : ar 8 Published Dally vb» exchanme « Why He Fines ’Em a UDGE GORDON tol | } he fines He said that most ther Other poor fellows vy are try to kee amilic nm $12 _-*) the cede @week income H | \ 1 them 33 mn | to jail their fa es W tarve —_ 4 Isn't it ! And al t it h ‘ rate ) the judge ¢ a | im Rappen to be $l2-a-week drive . about ] = to starve g Always $12 laundry drivers, “and other poor fellows.” } r Never any well-to-do chaps like Johnny Considine or Max té "a AP Ba O -~ | Kreielsheimer ‘ ' The Star ventures to say it would go hard with a speed - +7 Ser of wealth if he should land in the clutches of the amiable . Judge Gordon i : pass A Few Exovese of. IT IS CERTAINLY FINE TO HAVE A KIND H aa do 4utae ding Hh ghee try One of these days * * * Vm not as much of a dub as you think I'm out of practice HEARTED JUDGE ON THE BENCH! Our Object Lesson ORMER PRESIDENT MELLEN'’S st f gan’s If | onty had @ little pull FE : saa There's no use bucking tough fiendish and ruinous domination of tt York, Newl] juck Haven & Harti ai system i shocking De 1 100k like a sucker? j scandal: us and all that will the expose result it y e a toe a chance wit e best » practical “ ie ee P Morgan u mall stockholder He AT A DISADVANTAGE made cowards nts of directors supf { to represent fm the weak as against the oppression of the ng. His cor ry) PI fupting tentacles of greed reached into the nati al capitol and into all other quarters where financial tyranny might finc an advantage. He was money-king. But, he is dead.| j We know what Morgan was able to do and did do. We are sturtled, scandalized over it. But, ARE THERE MORE MORGAN * What we now learn 3 Ss, unless it spurs us to hunting @nd putting it out of their px work of King Morgan © Such institutions as the Standard Oil Co. and the big insurance companies are engaged in practically the same Schemes as those which wrecked that New Havwen railroad) em. Turn on the light! Let there be a show-down! Gov- ernment has intervened in the matter of conduct of railroads | @nd banks. Pur the money kings of the Standard and the} gmsurance companies under the magnifying glass! « gan is worth ng Morgans devilish out the deceased Mor down the | to immit ate the wer _A Fine Idea, Ole Gow umegolly Large 8 Kallalla gezish ‘ HERE is a lot of hard-grained common sense in the ae divkscwrk Sueaei farmers’ bank plan outlined by Ole Hanson, progres-|] robo “ Which, translated, te: candidate for the United States senate, in his speech at North Yakima Saturday night. Under the present law, the postal savings banks cannot fve more than $100 a month, and not more than $500 “I have just killed a Hon.” “Was the lion sick?” “Yes. Ho ate my twin Droth a? ANOTHER TIME DECIDE He (losing ground rapidly): or Sf Wee Have BOUT SOME WHEN YOU T STEAL MY MORNING sg STAR—MONDAY, JUNE 1, 1914. THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT ; OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | Confound co-education anyhow! Here I thought | was figuring In a pretty college romance when I married the star sprinter of the ¢! Scions of Atlas we Allan England France hbishop Ireland Consul Canada. Jack London. Irving Bertin. Mark Hamberg. Ellen Glasgow, Lillian Lorraine. Geo from one individual. The government pays 2 per : interest only after the fund has been on deposit one ¥ According to Hanson, and he is backed by the facts, | no private bank would have a dollar on deposit if it did) | business in the same manner. : Hanson's plan is to allow deposits in any sum and he|@————— + would then have the government, instead of depositing the! 4 4) fmoney in private banks, loan out the money direct to| Attorney General McReynolds 0. | of pug’ € h .|K.'s $61,000 Keyport torpedo sta- lye teediing this Peano! eS oe |tion condemnation awards. eles at : : ae County must foot part hi ~ Ole’s plan seems entirely feasible and beneficial. an inal ¢ Ishole av. improvement bill | ‘Thief eteals motorcycle owned by| MRS. VICE PRES. MARSHALL says she hasn't been separated from | Harry Carper while latter's back {s) ‘Tom 24 hours at one time in 17 years. If Tom ever wants to act real turned. | @evilish he has to do it In a hurry. | J. P, Robertson returns from Mid-| (die West with optimistic reports) concerning bond market conditions. | R. C. Rueschman, Reo Motor Car, |Co. manager, inspects field here | J. B. Agen and A. G. Dunn buy 20-acre site south of Golf club for TEN HOURS after she married Harry F. Wylie, Anna J. Wytie notl- ek a divorce. Harry was willing. But why pr JOHNNY MURPHY gives the opinion that recall petition signe have a right to withdraw their names after the petitions are file Won. | country homes. _ gar If the law would read the same if the petitions affected some enemy, Rainier chapter, of the prosecutor, instead of his old pal, Lafe Hamilton? |concert, Y. W.C. A Queen Anne D. A. R., final Friday night. tio Classic so) ONE COUNCILMAN-AT-LARGE is worth 30 Hinky Dinks In the|clety appears in “As You Like It” | bushes, ward 1d back-door-saloon-and-corporation politics, {at Metropolitan, June 13. | - dings sy “ | In memory of husband, Mrs. A. H.| | Anderson will furnish Y. W. C, A./ DID YOU notice that since T. R. told ‘em that the progressive prin- must be adopted, the standpatters have sort of quit talking about gory floor. ama ion? riate Frank Gutzmiller, here — from Fort McIntosh, Tex. says ; STATISTICAL SHARK tells us there are 6,500 coal mines and 6,000 raed on burn wounded after battles 8s his di "t Include thi iid cats, either, metal mines in U.S. This doesn't include the w! er. 5 Stee BAT ‘pick Pradta?- ot served at Temple de Hirsch. Bachelors’ final dance, Fortuna, Friday night. Wistaria moonlight dance, Wed-| enday night | Fake electric light man burglar. | L. MeGillis, 910] WOOLWORTH BUILDING, skyscrapingest in New York, cost $13,- 000,000, which would build a super-dreadnought, if you wanted to spend it that way. | THE U. 8. senate has wisely cut $257,000 from the agricultural ap- a Ppropriation bill which was to be spent on free seeds. The only crop! produced by the free seed distribution Is a crop of politics, er’ ge of H. | av. | q 4 . E. V. Shayler touches on SWEDEN 18 making two new breaks, She's going In for about| _ Rev E $25,000,000 worth of battleships and such, and is going to make “the gg pe Fe rage sermon at ee ut He the mon ~ Beattie council, K. of C, hears P h Josiah Collins on charter, tonight WIRE REPORTS that a man named Bonstead was the only one who | J°Unl OO on einen cca a atte Pp ih, ih. M. . ee eee | en *| police, caught in Bverett on. de a ‘ \scription as “darkest negro in the| 3 | Northwest.” i WHETHER IT’S in the Baltimore platform or not, Woodrow Wil-|* | ‘son will have to meet the question of exemption of labor unions from the Cavairy course may be given at antitrust law’s operation state university. Elghty-seven teachers will handle MR. WHITE WOLF, who Is now terrorizing much of China, also| “versity summer school work, acquired his military genius as a bandit. He shows @ penchant ere ©" gleaning up military schools and boiling their professors In oil. “ELSEWHERE a oe MEANWHILE, AUSTRIA and Italy are having atime keeping Prince| Miss Margaret Wilson, pr Willie on that hot Albanian throne it does seem that wearing a/dent’s daughter, held up for auto} mn “a ¢rown has come to be a tough job ‘most everywhere. | Kansas relatives. publishing syndicate, killa himeelf in Yonkers, N. Y., hotel | Three men jump from leaking Philadelphia to | save others, and are R. B. McClure, former head | boat load at and press Ireland 1,000,000 tn silver bulifon Thomas Mageen, San Francisco! real estate man, killed in auto wreck Tacoma civil war v ans refuse to ride In automobiles at Memorial day parade Pacific Coast plan to invade June 11, 12, 13 | Brazos river, bank full, threatens Waco and other Texas cities. Temperature at Troy, Ala, reaches 102 and breaks record. King George cables sympathy to Canada for those lost in Empress catastrophe. Pollce stop |. W. W. parade at Tarrytown, N. Y. in which banner is carried declaring John D. Rocke feller, jr, a murderer, Steamship Baltic arrived In New York after collision with small coasting ves May 2. * Diplomas are awarded five grad- uates of LaConner high school | Wenatchee Dally Republican | changes to a weekly. | Two hours after her marriage at | Denver, Mrs. D, Willis Bowes, for. merly Miss Ola Cronk, Seattle, leaves husband for a visit with advertising men Vancouver, B. C., New Cunard Liner Aquitania sails from Liverpool to New York | maiden voyage. William Stewart, former U. 8. soldier, hanged for murder, co} lapsed ‘on gallows at Globe, Artz Dr. E. L. Jones will inspect Alas- ka fisheries for the government. Trial of Mme. Callaux for mur der will start in Paris July 20 Seumas McManus, noted author, Urgent Advice Nell Eliza went to an astrot omer to find out when was the best time to get married. Stoll—What 4id he tell her? locked up at Plainfield, N. J., un-;cago parade in “death march” be Nell-—-He took one look at her and told her to grab the first | Not Criminal Mr. Amabury, the superintend ent of the penitentiary, was ee corting a party of women visitors through the buliding. They en terer a room where three wom en were busily sewing Aa they turned to leave the room, one of the visitors said: “What vicilouslooking ore tures! What are they in for? They really look able of com mitting any crim “Weil,” replied the superin tendent, “you see, they have no other home. That is my private sitting room, and they are my wife and two daughters.” In 1854 Much is said about the simple living of the good old times: John Sheldon shows us a copy of the menu of a dinner served at srican house, Springfield, 5, to newspaper men. These editors sat down to @ repast of two kinds of soup, three kinds of fish, six of cold meats, seven of roasts, including turkey, goose and chicken; five boiled dishos nine relishes, 10 entrees, 13 kinds of # nvasback and other varieties ducks, grouse, quail #; 12 kinds of veg 13 kinds of ple, as many kinds of pastry and 4 full array of fruit and nuts, Nowadays an editor thinks he fs lucky if he gets plain roast beef. The menu for this feast of the gods was decked out with a lacey flyleaf like a valentine, and each ed itor’s copy was printed with his own name on the back, Not much fn living and high thiniiog | | } | | | out that!—Greenfield (Mass.) }| Gazette | cee | By Wholesale Sadie Fuller entertained her [| young men Thursday evening.— Lane (W. Va.) Recorder. cee WASBN’T FLIRTATIOUS Country Girl—There’s another car that passed and didn’t stop. City Girl—-You should have wared at the motorman. Country Girl—But I don’t know him! der mistaken tdentity R Charies Dufauit, hten |state highway comm Frederick C. Harriott, husband) self at Vallejo by cutting throat. of Clara Morris, actress, is dead at | home on Long Island Clad In crepe, workers nate sion. BOSTON PAINLESS DENTISTS 1420 Second Ave. True-to-Nature Teeth The Finest Production of Dental Art amination and Advice Free Gold Crowns (22-k heavy) Bridgework class) per Tooth .. Gold Fillings. True-to-Nature Teeth, per set $5.00 to $15.00 (Finest Teeth In the world.) All Work Guaranteed 15 Ye Endorsed by leading bust ness men and the dental pro fession generally. and extra sees B5.OO (strictly first $5.00 $1.50 Up BOSTON DENTAL PARLORS} 1422 SECOND AVE OPP. BON MARCHE —_—- ate HOUGEN THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St.—2 Shops—110 Madison democrat, ap- pointed right of way agent for the/| In Chi-| sion of Hindus more stringent. fore Standard Of] offices, in honor of Colorado strike victims. | mortal services at the Hippodrome SPINNING’S SPECIALS 44 to inflate the cash ree plete the goods rleht now ¢ Awan's Jor 2006 pper F SPINNING’S CASH STORE BUFFALOBILLMARCHES WITH OLD SOLDIERS IN PARADE Flowers were showered on the, dress, told her hearers the most ef- heroes of the civil war who march-| fective revolution might be brought ed to the strains of their old battle | about by the ballot hymns in the Memorlal parade Sat- When she spied several women urday 'tn the crowd with showy millinery The parade wan headed by a adorning their heads, she exclaim squad of mounted police, followed | ed: “If women would decorate the in order by the grand marshal, Col. | outside of their skulls less and put C. L. Thompson, and “Buffalo Bill" | something inside, there would be no Cody, companies of infantrymen, | militia.” National Guardsmen, University! a cadet corps, the civil war veterans, WHAT THE PRESS 1415 FOURTH 1417 AVE. the Spanish-American veterans and the Eagles. Strew Flowers on Bay The parade was followed by Me AGENT SAYS and a similar ceremony in the after-| pre pend ebosr bed sept Oe prettiest wartime comedy-dramas, bay in memory of the dead naval | featuring pretty litte “Jimsy” Mul- heroes, |lally, the new child actress member ‘The industrial parade in the aft-| of the Avenue players, will open for ernoon was made impressive by | a week's run tonight at the Seattle three beautiful floral floats, dedi-| theatre. Little Miss Mullally, cated, respectively, to th: emory | though but 16 years old, will inter- of the children of Calumet, to the| pret the leading feminine role, that Ludlow dead and to the “heroes of | of the fiery young daughter of the labor who have lost their lives in in-| South, whose courage and sweet dustrial battles,” ness win the respect and love of the “Mother” Jones, in an open-air ad- | hated Yankees. There Should Be - Music in Every Home aki tk May “The Littest Rebel,” one of the ; 4 Emmet H. Tebeau, past |paymaster of the navy, k Canadian government makes im- | migration laws regarding admis- | Miners’ lien law In Alaska held valid by U. 8. district court. Porcupine mine, famous gold | ey every human soul exists the universal hunger for music. Some are fortunate enough to afford the time and cost of tedious study to give it life and action. Others, for want of these, through life without musical expression, or, probably worse, resort to lower standards of musical composition. Every music-loving heart can easily become a fine property at Seward, leased and will be developed this summer. Successful operation for cure of ao Se performed at Washing- ton, D, C. CHIEF ORDERS MOUNTED COPS TO NIGHT DUTY Police Chief Griffiths has an- nounced the changing of the mount ed police squad to night duty, that they may better protect park fre- quenters and residences through the summer, Other changes were ordered. Capt. Clande Bannick goes to | Ballard and Densmore stations. Lieut, Hedges draws Georgetown. Lieut. Hans Damm returns to cen- tral station. SEIDEL SPEAKS | “Whether it ts a large council or a small commission, it is up to the individual members in the end,” de- clared former Mayor Seidel in his speech at the Labor Temple Sunday, discussing city government. 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White 4 of the Sound tug Milwaukee has Deen suspended for four months The Milwaukee and the tug Argo| @oliided April 1, off Port Townsend, | | “THE OLD JUNES WERE BEST” MORNING Paper A 4-Reel “Screecher’ Film “WHAT'S THe MATTER: WITH JUNE Nowanars f 1 REMEMBER WHEN JUNG STARTED WITH A BOOM IN ,WEDDIN CS {” —~ttsin anette IE