The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 28, 1914, Page 4

THE STAR—THURSDAY, MAY 28, 1914, THE SEATT EMBER OF scent LE STAR | I WHST LEAGUE OF NEWSrArens | No raph News Service of the United Press Assectation, red at Seattle, Wast ASE AT PMINDS: ME—=~ J2hnny Meuse) | 1 was. over 10 lg) a » Postoffice as Second-Clase Matter city, &8 per mon. uy ba, 91.80; your $ By cartier Ix mom; six HOUSE AND TOOK DINNER wr THEM, The Star Pub exchaoge connect - MY, THEY'VE Coy THe CHearesT KIND | COME . . ec o John Bull, Bull Moose tees ane! te 4 HREATENED with a large deficit, Lloyd-George pro- | | #*ex ON Die aaah ae poses that British millionatres shall hand over to the|C™ State 13 per cent of their unearned incomes while living, and} one-fifth of their estates at death The British look upon their holders of “vast landed @states” and say that the possession of square miles of the h arth by an individual or a family must inevitably mean| poverty or hardship for large numbers of individuals or} lamihes : There must be division | We observe a Rockefeller owning half of a state, body} and soul, or a Standard Oil Co, squatted on a billion dol-} Jars’ worth of Pacific coast oi! territory, or a railroad cor poration holding 10 miles of gift land on either side of its| —_ ae tracks, or another corporation owning the mineral bowels of - ~ > a ae ae My brother. fell tour Sethe earth to an unlimited extent, and think ourselves horribly | | 13. U7 ¢ | (GRCAT SCerr” OoNt You Piel ema > ve nig nes | Me) bonfiscatory on levying a small income tax in a period of fi-| CASE }} anew were '\/ vev'c. R33 OUT THE SAME Kiny Girl—Goodness, was he killed? | Aancial stress t } . “1 \ OF STUPF AGouT U3 To chur No: thie was in Von The lop-sidedness is due to greed, we say, as if greed ee, Omen. PaOPLe tit ee and he could swim Were not universal, and then we set out to punish : diness. —_ locate the blame, we find the tooth that aches, and Johnny Write on a mild poultice, passing over the basic cause on which n, y., toondy—my grashus, but the trouble feeds ‘ John Bull has acquired a reputation for con- ; servatism but his Liberal administration is making _ him stand forth as the most progressive old codger | of the times. ‘ | can't @ feller's wife be aggravat ing sumtimes believe me, from what | hear from fellers that has got wives, they ik little « ertenly can a feller | know that took a for Harry, Please, Mr. Bradford! HE first unit of the Seattle Municipal railway extending from the business district to the outskirts of Ballard, has in operation nearly a week now, and it has made a won- 1 showing, fully up to the expectations of its strongest QttidKe over In Jersey the sumfher after him and his wife had lived wey 0) 1 DONT there a week or #0, burglars got fVEN Kuow AT HE WAS SICK! wy in the naberhood and 4 or & houses w burgled #0 this guy he thought he would save his silverware and joolry, and he bought a dorg and took him home one nite it was a kind of funny looking dorg, but the dorg man said he was a siberian wolf bound, and burglereating was his middel name when the feller got his | But it is only a unit. It is only one isolated line. Even the most optimistic will have to admit that it cannot forever : make the fight alone fs * The municipal street car line needs the Seattle, Renton Southern. A line into the Rainier valley and extension of Up-to-Date Synonyms Mexico —ScramMed eggs. dore est i a bridge into Ballard, will Villa—Toothache. ag Peng mal ply dit present line over the proposed new cares Citar atere faite " the city a strong foundation on which to work for the Milltancy—India rubber, fated og and she says, what te control of all the lines in the city. LW. W.—Sleeping #icknens. mir! at be, oliver my dear, says oliver, that is a One Step—Neurasthenla. siberian wolf hound, and | have Meantime, there is the matter of transfers between “Di- ‘vision A” and the Seattle Electric. The Seattle Electric Income Tas Tnsomals cai Abe ib pentact one hela from 1 ly refuses to issue or receive transfers voluntarily. The ieee midnight prowlers well, nays she, be looks to me more like a stuffed doormat, but ime willing to hope for the best that nite about 2 a. m. she stuck her elbow in oliver's ribbs, and she says, wake up, ollie, there's a must force the issue. : 4 Corporation Counsel Bradford thinks the only way to do it through the public service commission The Star hopes Mr. Bradford will waste no time in forcing Look before you eat He who cannot hesitate | The hand that locks the saves the horse—Boston Globe ee | | showdown on this issue ho “American win wee brine. ehe says, wake up. ton Ray oS gers oer vg how do you know, anys ollie, ROCKEFELLER MIGHT donate for the proposed monument for ben, Sed tener. the ond of the aint 0,20 know, say \e. nildren slaughtered In hie name at Ludiow. But maybe voyage remarked want to put on the memorial the inecription, “Victims of " Greed.’ “It t# delightful to feel that one is a near home. Woe ought to sight Sandy Hook this after noon.” “Shall wet" exclaimed her friend. “That will be nice. Don't tell me which he is, I can ab ways pick a Scotchman out of a we and ine miners noise, but that siberian wolf hound of yours just came up and crawied under the bed Johny MISS BONES TO ong of Genuine Joy N the topmost branch of a swaying elm a pretty, wild “This fellow ta Cowlick Juno- tion writes that be~- ordered 24 No, 2 bolte and you've sent bim 0 HOW LAUNDRY GIRLS ORESS atill further retarded by cows those new people next door to "| That bird must have had its lot of bird troubles—fear of ts and owls and floberts; maybe also fear of a scarcity! attor The Star: What are peo-| Thich trespamed on the line, ne | take dinner with us tonight.” WASHINGTON, May 28.—Fate bugs and worms ple thinking of when they say a| Ceasltating the stopping of the | "What fort’ |designated Miss Helen Woodrow B 'd rs t it from its son; That was the|laundry girl doesn’t have to drese| ‘ain Se ee m. pel a sereet he Myer jBones as the nest White Hoase jut you'd never suspec " &- well as the store girl? When this had happened for | left their meat order here and It /nrigy When the beautiful wedding 0 souled outpouring of bird joy we ever listened to, It/™ seems only fair.” d as if its little throat would split with melody the third time in balf an hour, a* cake was cut by the bride with Dr. bored and weary passenger put | 9) 9,2 We laundry girls must wear thin, white waists on account of the heat.| 11. hes4 out of the Window and Briltiant Idea Psa g Siygtrndahg 99 dlr pe rhaps there’s a pointer for us in this little incident | They soll and wear out quickly ee drew the ring. Miss Bones is a Perhap: poi ne i and|from constant moving and par | Sddressed tho driver Customer—I want something | cousin of the president. Dr. Gray Perhaps we humans nurse our troubles too muc anc spiration Do you really mean to say,” for fleas. son is bis aid. All the guests show al give the music within us a fair chance. : | Our corsets wear out. quickly - oan eeatly, “that we've Drug Clerk—Why don't you get |eq their belief in signs when they How about it, fellows? Ready to tune up? And we must have enough clothes|_CSUsh¢ up to that cow again a dog remarked afterward that it was Mra _ home to make an entire change — _ McAdoo, who, as Miss Eleanor Wi) | | . “oc > after our bath. | son, drew the ring at the 13th he Representative ‘“‘Chamber mre ee" CANADIAN PACIFIC '"< . asking the girls to look neat. I} ber. HE Denver Chamber of Commerce sent a telegram to] wonder if they ever thought of the| Other signs of the wedding cake President Wilson stating that Judge Lindsey, who is| dys when all the windows are shut| i aie ‘ designated Franklin Houston, son ? and we are made to work until we! SMa Be its of the secretary of agriculture, as “trying to settle the Colorado strike, does not represent the nearly suffocate? ee iy ‘ the rich man-to-be. His portion of state of Colorado Do people ever think of the other | ie , ite Y ri! me the wedding cake brought a plece We don't know as to that, but we DO KNOW blamed ||ittlo things that girls must have? : yt err Dilla Rareay Be pregig ‘ . ; ere is neck wear, hairpins, combs of the flower girls, is fated to have Well that the Denver Chamber of Commerce doesn t represent) and cold cream. 1 suppose they | |luck. Miss Sallie McAdoo another do. In fact we have never yet met a “chamber” | contend that cold cream isn’t neces- |flower girl, 1s to be a great belle fich realiy and truly represented anything but itself—itself|sary. It is a necessity, though. We} perspire so that our skin gets rough | most cases being filied with a large, pussy mass of sordid- “s bg gis haa Jand dry and tender ess, selfishness and ignorance [ie Gx ene wads we oe IN VOTING that the contractors furnished rotten steel for the Pan. Dt fF girls as laundey work. | federal grand jury at Pittsburg forgot that it was| GIRLS HAD TO KISS SCHOOL PRINCIPAL FOR EACH MARK VALLEY CITY, N. D., May 28.—That John A. Biggs, prin- cipal of the high school here, exacted a kiss from each girl for each “pass” mark given in her studies the charge laid before the board of education ie WP hla, SHE ADMIRES JOHANNA | Editor The Star: I am @ poor laundry worker, and I feel that it I* my duty to drop you a few lines to| extend my heartiest congratulations | for your statement in The Star con | cerning the Troy laundry and the discharge of Johanna Hilts I admire a girl like Johanna ZAPATA TO the south of him, Villa to the north of him, Uncl the east of him—go West, Mr. Huerta, and grow up with the country! ] 's Leading [; Today’s Healthogram When we say a person has || Avenue To Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, Prince Rupert, Ketohikan, Wran- jaundice it means that some || { worked at the Troy laundry |] by several of the girls. S ‘ ‘oy laundry a | bile that ought to have gone few years a op . They charged it he threat ye ago, and am aware of| 8. PRINCESS ALICE - i through the ile ducts has been || ther inethode Alesitn Terurehons ae nae os ae , io the bleod he 9 7 Ss ; 705 and 713 First most frequent form of jaundice oo | tions. The revolution began is knowm ag catarrbal jaundice when one girl refused. Union Block and * It is due to swelling of the bile gell and Juneau. The splendid “Princess” steamers offer, every Prof. Biggs has been notified Bide. diets Sem lneatiend tem FIND HIM DEAD comfort. Special sailings of the magnificent steamer “Princess that his resignation is in order. Phone Main 140 porary infection. Simple saline —_—— Alice” June . Jnly 11, 26 and August & LARGEST DENTAL OFFICES IP laxatives usually hasten the VANCOUVER, B. ©., May 28 THE WO My euccens |x dus to my painiess meth J Cure of this form. The body of Orville D. Hoar, a prop. For rates, sailings and information apply to The Wise House Hunter Gall stones or cancer may | pector of Chico, Wash. was found hunts her house at home. telling you exactly what your cost, by free examinat: hi She reads STAR “FOR RENT” ADS until she finds it. CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY 713 Second Avenue, Seattle. also be the cause of Jaundice. by his father and brother at Bute dale. Hoar had evidently shot him imelf in the leg accidentally. DIANA DILLPICKLES IN 4o your work; quarantrein work, and working for prices that ean afford to pay for the best there Dentistry and Optical Work. See me about your TEETH and RYRS DR. EDWIN J. BROWN “THIS SOMETIMES HAPPENS” “MR, SPOONCRLY HAS SCNT ME THREE TICKETS FOR THO SHOW, Now IF You's. BE A GHoD Boy, Dickie, Yoo CAN GO WITH ME and MAMMA! *SH-h, NA—— DON'T LOOK RIGHT NOW, BOT RIGHT BEHND VE (3 THs AWPULLEST UGH f" Cheap Dental Work Expensive ‘There {* « vast difference het p Dental work and « We do not fompets with cheap Dentists, nor do we ad Dental arafters who ciaim to put in teeth without plates or bridge work and then sell you che Junk for bridgework under another me THE BEAT 14 THE CHEAPEST We m the best Gold Crowne for $4, best Porcelain Crowns in the world. BO to 94; the best Bet of Teeth for $4, $12; Silver fi 600; the best ‘A quack is one who ¢ Which Is ‘mpossible T ac Githout crowns, plates or bridgework Is Gnkwown to the Dental science. and therefore, \nporsible We make thorough examination roe ie? ALBANY CUT RATE DENTISTS — fecond Vlovr People’s Bank Building Mecond i and Pike Take Kievator or Walk Up no, she ansers, I dident hear no bird was pouring forth a wonderful: song this morning. ° ’ pI two No. 94 bolita Say, you ought to have heard it! Patti at her best had Inthe Editor s ect eee at ean ewe = 2 on those bird notes for purity of tone, and the M ° vg ueomee Like the yn tne | MeidbiIng about” : of the bird song was that it was entirely spontaneous. ail | trains were slow—oh, very slow! ye . on ee S94 0 Drees senate, Feo be ging ed "yore | "think, William, I'll ask SHE GETS RING HOME 9%x4% Hardwood Handle Pan Cake Turner NEED be 10¢ Nickel Plated Wire Handle Stove Lifter l6e binch Wrought Steel Barrel Bolt 10¢ 1be No. 91 ynolds’ Nickel Plated Cake and Kee Turner Heay Cook « Turners o* 5x3% Fancy Back Aluminum Soap Holder 156 10¢ Perfection Perforated Mixing or Basting Bpoon se 10e Slotted Mixing or Basting Spoon se 10e Sterling Basting Spoon seece Se 10¢ Koll Crepe Paper Se 10c Heavy Wire Flesh or Vegetable Fork. .§é 10¢ Neal's Vegetable Fork 5 26e Household Bit Brace dos Cut not ike brace. 26c 7x12 Nickel Plated Square ibe ©. and F. Paring or Vegetable Knife, 10¢ each 3 for vivesee 2he Buckeye Can Openers, 10¢ each; % for he House, double corner lot, and garage, corner Kast Blaine St. and Denny Way, for sale on easy terms, To trade for ranch or stock of merchandise. Spinning’s Cash Store 1415-1417 FOURTH AVE. WHAT THE PRESS AGENT SAYS Capacity houses are the rule at the Metropolitan this week, the at- | traction being that famed einger of | Irish songs and portrayer of Irish characters, Chauncey Olcott. A new play, new songs and a new leading woman are a few of the bids for interest this year, “Jack o' Diamonds,” an old-fash- foned melodrama with a distinct comedy subplot, is drawing well at the Seattle theatre this week, the Avenue players exerting them- selves to the utmost to make little “Jimmy” Mullally’s debut a huge success, Mattie Hyde is featured | this week in an excellent comedy role and is making a big hit night ly. |MEDIATION TO | BE HELD HERE | With a plan to harmonize warring lfactions of the socialists, J. Stitt | Wilson, former mayor of Berkeley, Cal, and 8. W. Motley of Idaho, ar- rived in Seattle today We have raised the buying power of $15 or $18 to the maximum, in fine clothes for men and young men. With a great department devoted exclusively to these popular prices, you have a wealth of selection and a display of materials fairly astonishing in extent, and each garment is guaranteed to the utmost and has be- hind it 25 years of fair, square dealings with the public. Cheasty’s is a great de- partment store for men.: Just now we are making a feature showing of the new straw hats ($3.00 and up) of spring neckwear, and of light underwear for the early summer season Cheasty’s Haberdashery Second Ave. A 4-Reel “Screecher” Film THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St.—2 Shops—110 Madison at Spring St. ¢