The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 25, 1914, Page 4

ee soma hatte An ait Co iinet “ ene caangpectaneiiyp sponse Oe en On nt Te samc THE STAR—MONDAY, MAY 25, 1914. | THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT ent A Sz [___ovreursts oF evereTT TRUE |! peers THE SEATTLE STAR MEMOER OF SCKIPrS NoRTIWwnEsT LeAGuRr oF New $3 No, 25 Daisy Pump Air Rifle $2.50 ; Mee Matered at Beatin, Wash. Postottice as Becond-Class Matter FROM yt, | _——— BPP wath, out of city. 85 per n co gin maint ite wane, G100) Feat we * \r You ——~— rifle construction. ull dire en m_month HAVEN'T Got YouR, tions with eact — . See Seperteeeen | NICKEL READY, STEP te Single Hee Shelled Hooks 86 oy TO ONS SIDE AND Don'r ogg th te Se _ Cannot Be Crushed gag eed pe $400 26:6 same Sib + FMPRESSIVE was the scene in a cemetery, near Rochester, | This ts the best cotton hone | and we are sure it will please the other day. Around a modest shaft 4,000 men, women | | you. We will be unable to de Se and children gathered to show respect for a great cause and/ liver at these prices $1.26 Stiletto Hunting K — @ great sacrifice | Sheath oye N During the strike of garment workers more than a year! withiiataidhas BO caulaaeet ca lew Adju § ago Ida Braiman, a peaceiul young worker, fell the victim| you naked me to bring up Hastie Ratchet Tap + Of a bullet fired into a marching crowd by a fear-crazed em | m a gi i giemne tt ea HL } ployer. The Garment Workers of America have reared this Is that 60 cents’ worth? Well, to 24 and hand taps % to %| $4.00 50-ft. Lufkin Tape yf monument to her memory ba punial os BoM ec ebe Pape Aa. inch ag ‘ i Line ; new Sg $3.00 “gs True eloquence is born, not of the mind, but of the heart. | man,was bringing me good meas a ah ee eee Cake a of either % or %-in. ure.” | ee | 1 It was the brief utterance of a self-schooled worker of foreign | \ birth, Emanel Kovoleski, which among the words spoken at NO CHANCE SPINNING’S CASH STORE 3217 Ave.” x _ the monument’s unveiling stood out in touching simplicity | aN “We have assembled here,” he said, “to pay tribute to | | ©) one whose life was bound to us by the strongest ties, trade "ss — a # wnionism and friendship; united to us by the most sacred of EXPLANATION Lightning never strikes twice H Odligations, fraternity “Rrid did my wife just in the same place, For that mat- BENE "Or sister gave her young life in a cause that others may| come in? : AT THE THEATRES || !2,i%,"2me place. For that mat BH) enjoy better living conditions. A mere child in years, but old/ Bi vans That's the parro| Mocre~Lyman Howe's Panama ll § return en, nt, either, i) > enough to realize the great struggle of the masses. No soldier} sot se canal motion pictures. | S = who died on the field of battle in defense of his country de EXIT ROMANCE Metropolitan—Chauncey Olcott D) Serves greater tribute than our sister. In the cause of trade seme avons: nays -nne | SLOP USING a TrUSS Fd —e ge sacrifices have been made but none sacrificed A FAITHFUL SERVITOR | NOT CONCERNED duck 0 Diamonds.” “a ere than she. ; ; yy The teacher wanted some “Does your mother allow you on, stop it. You ‘7 ; ‘ Duty to the eos is as ancient ap Semen, bdr | plums In order to give anob- | to have two pleces of ple, Wil- | now Aa i? e c¢ a | hoot bs wo ex e 2 4 8 prompts it espect c ommands it here ore. this ject enw orn — re le? nee HE ESCAPED PRISON ‘= gathering today As president of the Central Trades and omar’ aren nesting wash Re “No, ma'am. } Labor Council, I know I voice the sentiment of the labor small boys, she gave him Well, do you think she would : IN BREAD BASKET ‘ cents and ched him to like you to have two pieces 3 yo =| Movement when I say: ‘May she rest in peace,’ and may her the fruit stand down on the here” jeep trmaidatha bbe Wear =) death ever remind us of our duty to one another in the great corner. Oh, she wouldn't * said h you ever encountered a NEW YORK, May 25.—A sin ; fight for humanity.” “Before you buy the plums, Willie, confidently. “This tan't | Hon? ee sae, blackened figu whi b i vhic i will she cautioned, “you her pie The Wolf—Er—no; in fact, I turned out to be a dwarf cov. “Se gause in which there is mR an appeal to the deeps had better pinch one or twoto | ee never knew of one that could | ered with coal duet, was en juman emotion cannot be crushe make sure they are ripe. Something Doing run that fast. countered in the hallway of a * - Little Willle filtted away. Some very noticeable {mprove- 8 e Sixth av. house, when watch ed NOT ONLY savage and naked, but awfully lillterate, Is that newly Soon he came back and amil- ments sre being made by the It Would Seem 80 men responded to a burglar 2 ge | | Glecovered tribe In South America which never heard of T. R. or B. V. bag on the Rev, ©. A. Tuttle about the M. E. An old farmer who was pase- alram. + Boor l. 0. U, of C. 0. D. 5 | parsonage iawn and gardens | Ing down the street one day sue At the police station the ra you, Willle,” | Btumps and dead trees are being | dently went eprawiing on the prisoner confessed he had . a sald the her, taking up | removed and several shade and | pavement. climbed dows c al chute to " f arand the bag, “Did you pinch one fruit trees and shrubbery will be A clergyman passing by wag- get into a dre ng sta _Law Ignored and Two Boys Die Ses sacrted | Seas Peeinae te ea? | fithsS'ie taste pisse’'yasluatt | gishiy Womernsar "ak, “ue | Hahment, sod ‘dmited having 7 is . | “ rultur fe en 0! eo pr Smith, fools stand in sii committed a number of other i ECTION 25, of ordinance 31368, passed last June, pro- pohly Did was the gleeful cultural featur f these prem. i prery | ; . r . ‘ Jackle—That’a what respon “| pinched the fmon have been neglected for sev. | places. robberies ving. t vides that the owners of floats and boat houses, and| Pig "egg ove IR whole bagful, and here's your eral years.—Lyons Cor, Burling And the old farmer replied: His police record was looked | ni ‘ fi j 4 wht until they put me t , y a P NO STH who let out boats for hire shall maintain a supply ouring the decks 10 cents. ton Democrat, _ Ft vey 1 see. But I'm blessed | ep and t se he | ATTACHED . . ¢ er ca — en eae ae ee ae mene Whe GRRE Ne TS RS as George Copinger, 64 years uJ Me of Ting life preservers as well as always have on hand grap- re in Sioux City causes lose of ~ — | old, @ notorious criminal, ¥ Bone ~ ' ‘pling irons, for use in emergency. $200,000. W hi W t Rid a 3&year record at Sing § ; ; 7 ; Cases have been known in which bodies have been drag-| ps Vig. poorer leaders confer with as ing on 1 oe Ph ng ae ny aig 0 of recovery & .. ol oowevelt. Di a ose, ne oo eo afterward wi for tr ye wr "} ged from the water after being submerged 45 minutes and Chicago ewitchmen settle differ- caped in a bread basket in 1891, |%4 “guia” Medal ational Exposition, ae _) fesuscitated by use of the pulmotor Bs 8 tage titi Federated |°nCe® with employers and avert | He was recaptured but par- | Rome: Grand Pr 1 Write us today i If the floats and boat houses at Leschi park had com- » let ane Tiipscuvemaen ey mocting Tues | #ttike. is octane doned by the governor. For |{*,2'2'° "| 37 monas rata era with the law and had grappling irons on hand as re-| @— re a @ | day Ay od Jersey cabman, who saved | issolve It, That’s Best Way years he had not been heard of. | tsock 1938, St. Louis, Mo. oc the police would not have had to waste more than} Body of Mrs. Dora H. Rowe! Charter talk by Judge W. H./" pay Ve prt gg ae | p h I i vey “ ca postpone. ri » ure > ia mae oki two hours telephoning the office of the harbormaster and/| taken North ie panee ok on Bsn Mgr | ment of English aertal derby danarat ao thee, by Minded aumento Prerpting isons, which the police hed pre-| Rev. E. M. Hill gave Mexico talky| git) fook passage for North, |, Everett unions seek municipal destroy it entirely. To do this, get sly trowed and which, at the time, were locked up) oe | 4 ‘ 4 about four ounces of ord uviousls t ‘d UP) ‘Follies’ Fortuna dance Friday; U- 8. 8. Concord may become| “J... Kigg, movie actor, falls In quid arvon; ‘apply it at. aight| at police headquarters. night. quarantine ship. gully, while acting for filma |when retiring; use Parents of young La Batt and Maxwell may thank the) M. F. Backus, bank conference Mh a eahont ooes Fegterdag teat Five boy scouts drowned mear|moluten the scalp and rant io contempt of law by the boat house and float owners, and|‘*premntative, returns Missourl club final dance, fra-| Fort Worth, Texas. gently with the finger tips. Gen. James Porterfie! officer in Lee's army, @' carelessness of the police, for the deaths of their sons! purr “ccrention enews ‘Toseday | ternal hall, Friday night Do this tonight, and by morning Friday. minute on typewriter, ° 4. Costello eddrecece pro jen. Wiliam O. Bradley of Ken-| more applications will completely SENATOR WESLEY “LORIMER” JONES and Representative |-Am-| Anson 6& Le Vake funeral held gressive party central committee. | ‘Ct? dies in Washington. dissolve and entirely destroy, every & Trimmer Humphrey predict republican success in Washington thie| Sunday. aba Fire at Mare Isiand damages |single sign and trace of ft, no mat- ¢ It’s well enough to whistle In passing a graveyard late at night. Mrs. Kate R. O'Hare talke to eo “a $250,000 cantilever crane. ter how much dandruff you may clalteta. ee “ELSEWHERE | Seattle and San Francisco are | hare. PR cen svee Womens Legtele "ere —--@ | rivals in efforts to obtain 1915 as-| You will find, too, that all itch- ¢ committee meets Tuemlay. Three directors New Haven road| sembly of Presbyterian church. ing and digg! f le Value of Two Arms mie, Tillman, Jr4 on of Ben. Ben} aummoned to testify. Explosion of gun cotton In Ger-|atop at once. aad your hele will te | ‘iman, ts here. | Boarding house ocecupled by/ man factory kills six fluffy, lustro lonay. 1 | HAT would you take for both your arms? Stanford alumni will entertain|strike-breakers dynamited at Calu-| Rosas Hammond, Fremont, Neb. Teh aud oat aaa tel hg oh Wonld you sell them at any price? Dr. J. Branner, | met. editor, will run for governor. times better. | : | " Ps AA P " ‘ —— — — —— _—__________ ~~] PA rrested in St. Loule| If you want t yret 7 A jury in White Plains, N. Y., has recently set a high for use of President Wilson's name wits as by all alien ‘oot Tih ot mark in damage verdicts by awarding $75,000 to a young elec-| IN THE RETAIL DEPARTMENT |{2_promoting confidence game. dandruff, for nothing destroys the| in employed by the New Haven railroad, into whose tll yr A mag gh in hair more quickly. It not only . . a “ pon’ in lake iT b mt an uninsulated wire shot 11,000 volts, forcing a double YOWARD D TAOMAS Co | Hoeman. KO by po starves the halr and maxes it tal it ° e canrechyterlene In assembly at/giy, dull, dry, brittle and lifeless A s rae —_—_—_—_—_— cago favor strict observance of|and everyone notices tt. You Prior to that, the record verdict for a similar loss had Sunday laws. Jmet liquid “arvon at any drug store. INANE, a sestiad adding the prosperous x Tablet installed at New York In It {s inexpensive and never fails t ‘ 4 gai prosperou: Lackawanna. Offers Yo: honor of F. J. Kuehn, wireless |do the work gh: Quite a change, isn’t it, from the days, not a generation ™ hero of steamer Monroe. _ 8, wher corperation-owned legislatures were writing into z ~ For | Secretary Daniels’ dry order In . tutes, and corporation-managed constitutional conventions ; spp ye hy pn Inkl writing into the fundamental laws, restrictions of dam- —— > Tuesday Only Barre, Mans, eer 0S on en IS § verdicts to $5,000 for manslaughter done in the interest a | Dominicans o firing after | greed? | warning by U. 8. | } ! it Wholesale Carpet and Rug House in the Northwest.) Mother says: Wherever the recipe calls for milk or cream always use Carnation Milk From Contented Cows It has the rich flavor of Cream. Carnation Milk imparts a richness of flavor to simple foods that makes them tasty, appetizing and quickly digestible. 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