The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 22, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | 1 THOROUGHLY : a Derest THe mPoRTany ( Yes ) MANNER YOU J er a Arrect! Spinning’s Shears Sp tunity of buying a high-«r h and ¢ ecial Given you the ¢ pair of shears s big saving. Ka anteed. When Spinning guarantees an article known quality 500 G4nch Nickel Shoars A MODERN BATTLE THE SEATTLE STAR ons MWRHST LEAGUE OF NRW mph News Service of the United Prems Ann « Matter ® $1.80; your 88.28 6%1nch Nickel ars Main O400, 1 Publis y by The Star Publial exchange connecting The Needs of Our Children inch Nickel YO! you meARO~ ee’ ae ares rons. MEK) BASY ny AME oul get an awful jolt, Mr. Seattleite, when you visit NOIR ease Oe 4 the Child Welfare Exhibit at the Armory tonight From one end of the big hall to the other, reproof will] Stare at you mer 1 yet you'll enjoy it tgs Bre t Everywhere y spirit of restlessne oa Rhents. ame “Yes, yes, th a let done for the childre F etals Soha ae, veare } find at every turn. “BUT I"— to open j see,” is the sentiment y« And then your eves will beg And you'll know why it is so absolutely necessary to _ Bducate the parents, so the children may not die from Misease and want, produced by ignorance, but may develop Fanto the cream of the earth . | The Child Welfare Exhibit is a school for the parents, Bnd the children will be there to teach them | © When a poor unfortunate pleads ignorance of the law, | jn the police they laugh at him, and send him to jail The high court of public opinion will not excuse you, | : , Seatileite’ for pleading ignorance to the great need of| children, after the Seattle Child Welfare Exhibit has be-| “tome history. " | “DOLLAR CIGARS ARE ©. K.,” says President Dabney of the Uni-| ‘of Cincinnati. in this case O. K. probably mea "Our Kind,” | brand afforded by men drawing a university president's salary. neh Tent ed Shears “1 nee a cloud of dust approach ing.” Reinforcements, sir?” “Er—yea—no, curse it! It's a sight-seeing automobile! see ONE QUESTION SETTLED aa WELL WAS FOROS (Ano Ff) (yarase ry cucene \( sur rosé Gur » Aut a ¢ $1.00 6%4nch Foster Bros Family Cleave 75e | on easy t SPINNING’S CASH STORE ‘413 'ouRt™ Family Washing 6c Pound Model Electric Laundry MAIN 507. 1201 FIRST AVE. ttle Danger of a Kissing Strike RS. HAVELOCK ELLIS may be right in predicting that if women would “refuse to cook or wash for Peheir husbands, refuse to kiss or even look at ‘em” they'd the vote in a surprisingly short time D May be right? Confound it, of course she’s right | But luckily for the peace and concord of several million Seholds, there's a reason why the women will do no such :) Thur t her cloth » You suppose “Look, at her! just now hangin | “It Pays to,” Ete po ndigeteosing In a train sat a richly-dressed | They were discussing the bar sw | power of the advertisement she marvelous The Dog in the Train a this matter of # to keep them off Pa would miss | kissing it takes two to do the trick right. | f rly holdin ily kiss; but, take it from us, ma pacts the «round. oe wc ld miss it, too—that ki cd of boycott would cut both ways | the tedkemad,| 1 otal An Aukwnrd Remerk EA | But lest any iron-willed wife should think of experiment-| van wa Dut you can’t milsla: The politenees of the Japanese ee - = as Mrs. Ellis suggests, let's hasten to repeat that it’s not have your in this car with e - v is proverbial, but it sometimes | you, It’s against the rales BB ach hese slips. Ata social function a men who are in the way of votes for women i Only here and there do you find a male curmudgeon who} Sas stubbornly sot against equal suffrage. Many are indifferent few are hostile. And the indifferent ones can more easily | = Be won by an increase of kissing than by a household strike 1 shall hold him th way she re will disturb no on That makes said the brakeman. ride in the baggage car. I'l! lap all <i he young woman chanced to observe ‘and be Well, did you get your | to 2” attache of the Japanese pearls back? ate sone aie cs Yes,’ she answered; ‘and Phy mary paclhagten tan't advertising wonderful? | ‘"g,ywomen’s feet, Tecnnnaed bis » Delilah’s morals may not have been up to the best stand- fasten bien all Tight for you The ring I lost were galy die thas dagen tak, even of her questionable time; but she knew how to Don't you touch my dog,” said Cane elirned tome are the | &, Chinese custom, In Japan we : g =" | ned to me rs dle Samson all right—he was quite a duffer in her hands.| the younk woman, excite El” t Seat ete Pee. aw eee | feet to grow to Men of today are not very different from Samson, except will trust bim to no one!” and | ¢ is thelr full alz th cites of brute streneth. Most of” k with indignant tread she marched And then, after a bow, he add mera the matter of b strength. Most of em arg mee to the baggage car, tied her dog, | Mb A €d in the politest of tones: eturned. | A Bright Suggestion “Not that they could ever hope «er, in Boxton—Can *%® rival yours, madam.” didates for the shearing About 50 miles further on, First & So, if kissing to enter at all into an equation which Really one for the intellect, our recipe would be not less} _—— — : rons esr WWI con | You tell me how to reach Wash a fing but more j tell me ff my dog is all right?” | inaton at? rae Tune Your Singer? i contenant | “Lam very sorry,” said the Second Stranger—That's just Organs and Gewing _A TIGHT skirt caused a Kansas City woman to trip as she boarded | brakeman, politely, “bat you tled | where I want to go. Let's work “Machines Tuned and car, breaking her leg. Another strenuous indictment against, him toa trunk, and he w together. You go south and Ili | Repatred. e steps on street cars. | ater thrown off with it at the last | go north, and we'll report prog. ¢—— : e me AEE Ot ion.” ress every time we meet ~—Sign in Buffalo shop. “ » a ~ he Copper’s Way of Escape soy sierps ON AS | tn smranan tortura ®] 2 it may dawn on ¢ minds of men that j 1d the bedroom of Chart: e when a woman will, she will, and when she won't, she ROOM IS WRECKED) asas oon of Me ond. Mre ia ” . Cobb, and th jn it removed Gus "t. Then there'll be some changing of our laws. ANN ARBOR, Mich. May 22. every pe estmatay nin the walle _ Mayor Harrison of Chicago admits that he is puzzled] —tightning played strange | and reduced the plaster to dust, iEBow what to do with the women from the settlement] [clarence "G." Cobo ‘here | and awakened only wnen hie FOR EVERY MAN OR WOMAN TO BE GET- TING IN LINE FOR THEIR Summer Suits Coats and Hats Inthe Editor’s Mail who insist that they have a moral right to aid girl} during electrical storm, anxious parents rushed in to see CHAUFFEUR’S REPLY on the picket line. | _tearing ae ae Star: The other : He has tried the old expedient of arresting them, but it! containing. eteerices yg i, Oss ess en i woaigig Poe psi” isang ul ” tall, ¥t chill their sympathy or enthusiasm—they calmly pro- folks on automobile speeding Pe! win mnie va eo es reli gnu iean Mp3 from the stationhouse back to the picket line. And then I've been a chauffeur in this city | als and in various styles for five years and {it amused me Just the clothes you like to wear and at the price } arresting has to be done all over again. Moreover, some of these American women picketers have! owed a lesson in tactics from the British suffragets; when the cop comes to arrest them, they quietly sit down, putting him to the awkward necessity of carrying them Rhye Bhat 99 ‘the calaboose by main strength. |chines, there wouldn't be so many 6. a “| (“MILWAUKEE is Have to P If they would only resist and struggle, clubs might be . Now, to me, that sounds absurd. ave t) ay =< d, after the custom of gunmen, slum-bred deputies and JUNE I To SEPT. 3 , |] “IRONITE” floors give the| |If the autoists drove their ma |when I read what a Indy at 2101 |Seventh av. sald. She declared |that if the auto drivers would only |try to keep out of the people's way 9 |half as hard as the people try to ou on & | keep out of the way of the ma- you want to pay. Colorado militia. But a comely matron makes quite an in home a cozy, cleanly and home-] | Chines in the same manner people H nful to Iug a long way; and no wonder the coppers aren't Bye . si ca Ze ot aeeenee, Tawi. Coe as ¢ : Foo Tie would be swamped. G.s d of the tittering and boohing which accompanies their} O38 se a nikal, amend function, : a ROUTE OF THE ALL-STEEL | DIFFERENT VIEWS Now in order to get the best apparel at owever, Mayor Harrison has one remedy which in} rRrom | Editor The Star: I have a lowest prices. We have the he may think of. ‘He can move to repeal the fool law | figed who claimed that the high |taxes tn this city we yi forbids peaceful picketing in the interest of humanity All Points in the Northwest to Heel-Proot caused by | the platoon system inaugurated in EASY PAYM ENT a THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH had the best weather on earth for [| nosTon seensiiees NEW. YORK 2 $108.60 FLOOR et eens = reer Oe ene Opening of the best Elks’ home on Pacific coast yesterday. BUFFA anne 92.00 ST. PAUL, MINN r This friend and I went up Second PLAN CHICAC SIOUX CITY, IOWA 6 av. the othe day ) ch THE LUMBERING town of Lebam bur NEAPOLIS 60.00 SHINGTON 107.86 PAINT sek Gottatia tre, We cxw ih ieday they are rebuilding Ic. Talk about your Nortuwestern eoitit cea] MONTREAL. 108.00 WINNIPEG ‘u big: aoley,” ensinea | hurry ap; Gen iE: Or, whe, Denelit. ot sides Adige sad prise! OMAHA, COUNCIL BLUFFS, KANSAS CITY and 8T. JOSEPH 60 outwears any other floor paint.| | after another and get down to bust gentlemen who find it a conven GB Proportionately reduced fa to MANY OTHER POINTS in the Eant It is very easy to apply, will] |ness. The hose wagons came, one lence to pay a little down and DIVORCES HIS WIFE; [0 the county. but Just before reach Return through California at slightly higher fares not pull under the brush, and] | after another, and the men un ing it they were , = WEDS A GIRL OF 16 !stver, who, Homan says, was atmos . SPECIAL SELLING DATES dries over night } wound the hose like a woman un “Haag | winds yarn. In a little while the ’ “ERE Sold every-q| water was pouring in on the fire , where. |from half a dozen streams, Then ° and who commanded the girl to get i HOPKINSVILLE, Ky. May 22—|Out of the buggy and £0 home May 16, 18, 19 and 20, 1914, to Chicago, Ill, only AL a lea etvasn . fin an hour after he had made Cobb them told Hogan to go “the FINAL RETURN LIMIT, OCroOnER at, 1914 ) Yonile je ehate lndter went tp, sad other way.” Liberal sto choice of different routes are of fered, For additiona tion call on or address orted of divorce from his third’ “Hogan declares he will take legal 0.1 lective by paying the costs, proceedings to claim his child-wife. B. O. Hogan, aged 57, was married to) PE Rah Callie Cobb, aged 16. The A STAR WANT AD will ff Genera! Agent P "s dresses reached only to her sell it quickly. }man after man crept up it with > Noon’ ‘pant | the hose. 4 [by + When the fire was under control Store and we had started back to work St ! I said Open F/4 Onen What do you think of this Saturday Saturday | Sa platoon system the firemen are Night Night | Working under?” AIL E SAOPULAR LEEDIT HOUSE SEATTLE PAINT “It's a mighty fine thing,” my MANUFACTURERS. j iene replied. SAM BEAN THIRD AVE. SO. & JACKSON ST! ae ves — Corner Third and University J. L, CRISWELL, Ker Dept City Tleket Agent CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL RY. SECOND AND CHEEKY, sHATTID The couple departed for the bride groom's home, in the eastern part —$<$<$<<$<$£ i i —____ DANCING HIPPODROME ° i Eth, ad ntveraty - a eMake LAVOLOID=]! The international horse show | ists uniting Poneto Coit THE SHOE REPAIR MAN ] |ThePerect Washable Wll Point | uhsts'" suite! 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