The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 19, 1914, Page 4

THE STAR—TUESDAY, MAY 19, 1914 THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT |THE SEATTLE STAR | $1.60 12-tnch Village Black “EES emith Slicing Knife $1.00 4 oer varAPans A SQUEAK FROM WISELY PUT $1.26 104nch same,.......95¢ p50e Ginch Village Hincksmit Le, sures HORTEWaeT LEAGUE OF xm JOHNNY MOUSE OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE $1.00 7%tnch Village. Binck- | Butcher Knite He mph News Service of the Untted Press Assoctation, aCe smith Carver . she | o yep a, same 50¢ (RINETY: awe BOTTLA8 \ DO YOU THINK YANGING OK TH Win (T IMPROVES THE Entered at Seattir, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Class Matter, ————— By mail, out of city, 25 per n. up to aix m By c arrier, city . | . 2-16, 1-4 or 3-16 Braunsdort & six mos, $1.80; year 62.25. | bis, 14 on 8 rai $1.00 9%4nch Village Black Chisel, 1h¢@ each; 2 for. 25¢ month TMORE 26 BE AMA TY ~ COT ‘TO MAKB (IT A SEA smith Bread Knife... Bie % Inch, same, 20¢; 2 for Be ne a OP TORACcO 85 T4inch Village Blacksmith | 7.16¢4nch, same, 20¢:; 2 for.. Suime oft House Knife ..cceceeeee WS ee in. Moist seven’ ahe Zhe %Inch, same . HAT does the Seattle child do in his leisure time? What can he do? What might he do if proper oppor- $1.00 S4nch, eame...... She %ineh, same . funity were afforded? Tne Child Welfare exhibit, which opens next Friday, for eee fan S-day session, wil! try to answer these questions, with | Many others, in a practical way. i Phere will be no admission fee. It will be a voluntary “And aré you one of the Amer Freee cold chiesie otgad up effort to afford useful and vital information in the matter eee ne eeepc Sree Mawes! aatica canton tte: ‘Of caring for babies and children. Everyone will be welcome jive som Bink ap Reap gpg Viiage Blacksmith - Offest ea diac Laniriol tow BT cee te foe ake “a GER BOO 20+ ow ee onsbe ee levard and East Blaine street, ‘The above are hand-made and are for those who insist on having the best property. As soon an fighting commence again, ma‘am.” eee The Bulletin Board. A crowd about the board aid p I thought they watehed for ‘ Tt will not be for any class or grade of the community A tea ener a “Peale Zt will be for all and for the ultimate benefit of all, The h child, the poor child, the working child, the school child, dependent child, the delinquent child, all are considered. The exhibit will be at the Armory. There will be vol- Minteer guides to meet and care for visitors and see that they the full benefit of the lectures, illustrations and demon strations. ad TRE ONE AF TRE, (Sars WoKibnes Oa! TORE Sorme s purty Mane Tae, And at the groasers flercely ewor I thought they must see “Blood and “Gore SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1415-1417 Fourth Ave. ff They watehed th eball we “ee The Newest Marvel of the Deep ovate, ts wou go, || N TEAMING in exultant strength across the blue Atlantic sisi Rate Von eum we rail- WOMAN SAYS SHE ‘CHARGE MAN OF @ KM on its first voyage to the New World, the largest and | Miligeans lictinloads Why CAUSED BIG FIRE st passenger craft that ever floated, the Vaterland from no. . cHicaeo May 19—Mes. ] 28 MURDERED lamburg is now ploughing the deep. Jeweler (solemnly)—When you Bridget O'Leary's cow did not © It is a8 long as five city blocks. Its carrying capacity is “oi — Sous aaa Geet tha, ak ae cause the big Chicago fire of ’ 7as great as that of 40 long freight trains. It could house an The Editor’s Impression, _LOCATING THE THRILL your watch is in the pocket 1871 by haha ayet 8 eee ID W 6 army. It has the sumptuousness, the luxury and the con- The editor, looking over the Customer (thoughtfully)—I nev. pe rigs an Mle Pe sean § ’ ences of the finest hotel. : | poem, asked the youth who had del 1 have been exceedingly Thrift, 70 years old, who died Moreover, its builders have exhausted the wit and cun- submitted It know how it got hurt stow long || (f_the osunty infirmary in 108 ANOMLEM, May 10-—Srack of man in their endeavors to make it safe. It is really} ® Ships in one, so that, should disaster befall the outer the inner would keep the great boat afloat. | msinkable,” the experts say. So they said of the Titanic. | Meanwhile, across the paths of travel in the North At- , drifting down in glitter or fog, stretches a great ice 450 miles long, some sea captains say. Luckily this menace to human safety is known and will {t take you to repair {t? Jeweler (after another examina. tion)—-You'd better leave it here “Did you write thia poem your- ot?” . J. Nutall must answer before a jury sapad oun Gout ane pens in the criminal court to a charge for the conflagra- | 0f murdering Mra. Helen McCombs, at least a week; but if you can t she fled through j eile six weeks ago when she get along without it I would ad- ‘and confusion to |/¢aped from Nutall's runaway au vine two weeks. st for an act which | tmobile on Lookout mountain. Customer—Very well Do it upon her mind ever He was held late yesterday by properly. Good day! since. Her story Ie being Inve Justice of the Peace Summerfield, Jeweler (to assistant)—William tigated Nutall is 28. Mrs. McCombs was blow that speck of dust off this raise? Tn asso EM 68. It is alleged Nutall, who al- wheel and charge up $2 for re ready was married, had engaged patra, Today’s Healtho | himself to Mra. McCombs. “Yes, sir, Do you like It?” the youth asked “I think it fs magnificent,” said the editor. “Did you compose it unald r 1 rtainly did,” sald the young man firmly 1 wrote y line of it out of my own Ls ited. The editor rose and sald Fortunately the sea dog on the Vaterland’s quarter deck “Then, Lord Byron, I am very i vail ; ; . | Zee Mente writ Cig fae land careful. a es glad to meet you. Bat I was up “I wish you would tell me, my pecific, n case of an emergency—! | “ 5 ES peed ahead ” ae ne none OF Sere tees welt be der the impression that you had boy, what fun {t can be to twirl a ¢ vii caarne ¢ - yar * Bacong, 8 ~ a on Inte gant Aireane abe geatiot wa cf eC one 7 od be bac petween the shoulders, At staggering cost our mariners have learned a lesson of me ee eee Bay ey od man that. The | PIN BOYS WANTED; MUST Raise the child's arms as high || base {ts case on the assumption tion ee fun's in guessing whwose window | BE BOYS. as possible above tts head. If oo fo be a on Yet, let’s hope there'll be no test of the great greyhound’s Hew Thoughtful i'll break when I let tt fly.” e e in Fg ap coy ba Ny Puyo \the car to run away down « moun adurance ; no piston to pit the puny strength of man in a ecclict heh at ding sh the Lite's Fittul Fever eee Pe Saente Bowing Abey, sist this by getting the child to || tain side, sending her to death. th grapple with the might of nature, but the happiest of matines fn that ahabby old hat?” “Terrible times these. The Fatal. pall re bg I sega saat FLASH! He's KiseED to a harborage secure. “Oh, you dear mant How books aren't fit to read, and the “Hear about the new poison?” astor ofl or other laxative. |] 4 me thoughtful you are! I really plays aren't fit to see.” “Shoot.” Pp ee: Bod po ye ap ter os couldn't think of it.” “Tough, eh?” Aeroplane potson.” erent : isso, will nu Blood Cost of Jo ridin “Yes! Just what I thought, so “Yes, and, as usual, my wife “What the dickens is that?” __U. 8. court of appeals considering | Chicago board of “movie” censors. y’ x I bought only on@ ticket.” hasn't a thing fit to wear.” “One drop and you're dead he appeal of federal district attor-| They ordered the exchange of ney for rehearing of case of Jack | smacks in a steamboat film picture John hter. ieut to a “flash.” f IGHT years ago, 16 persons lost their lives within the} limits of Chicago because of automobile accidents. Six years ago, 18; five years ago, 28; four years ago, 52;| years ago, 75; two years ago, 98; last year, 136. | four years the number of non-fatal automobile acel- Chicago increased from 998, in 1910, to 2,029 last fet Met Hs is a larger toll of life and suffering than was exact- _on the railroads in that city in that period. Is the same true of the entire country? Wouldn’t it be worth our while to know? Oughn’t there as careful a census of the mishaps from the gas engine BASY FOR COPS THEN “Some Backbone on the Bench,” now have of accidents in locomotion by steam? Editor The Star: Why have the|!s timely. You should publish dal- Of course, these figures aren’t anything against the|auto fiend slow up at the strect|'¥, 48 a warhing, the ordinance nobile, any more than the interstate commerce commis-| crossings and make all the pedes | passed by ba peo roy regarding on ie . » ; 98 2 r fons? |tomobiles. The ordinance says the Statistics of railroad accidents are against continuing | ‘Tins orm Oey ae iy to pat the | Pedestrians: have the right-of-way rail. t ren . ‘ | auto flend to that trouble. How i#|"t crossings. I haven't ever seen Bat 7 we cared to compile and study them carefully, we! he going to get any enjoyment out * Sutomobile slow up at a cross. | learn more quickly how to secure safety first. jof driving if such an ordinance is|!#. On the contrary, they run You notice how those deaths are increasi | put through? past at full speed without so much VERSUS ng. | Why not duild overhead side-| 8 & warning signal Some or Saye be so many that folks will get scared.| wars and crossings for the pedes- CHARLES DORFFEL AMERIC A ag eat ton bin ang the vist who are run over. | trians and make them enter butld- OURS, cong ont ote 4 wi pen then, we w jer? ings from the roof tops? People Some of the if “4 Pir adel, hers no business on the sens, Editor The Star Your article wt bgbe | ceatimedt 6 tase we. eve ln: recently relative to the murder of senvalar on tha pe ‘ Then all the traffic cops would | the young doctor in the fow One Story Should End | nave’ de wonid'be ta ororent the| Fourth end Union by aut . Y jauto drivers from ‘climbing tele-| hits ¢he nail ° ; R 1O you remember how, during the Paterson strike, a phone poles after the people. Your statem {7 “MILWAUKEE” Peg ‘The Route of the AlbSteel Trains" traverses a rm le absolutely cor 4 0 “, ” : : I. M. CLARK. (rect when you say that Seattle country that in scenic splendor is unequalled by the socialist editor, Alexander Scott, “roasted” Police Chief, ic |jadges are fespossible ’ for the mapa plotareeqes of European aovuntala scenery. A son, the fat-witted tyrant who had canceled free speech;| RAP FOR GROCKETT many serious—some fatal—acet striking comparison of masterpieces of natural beau nind dents, which have occurred in our in America and Europe is presented by Lyman H. how they turned the anti-anarchist law-upon Scott and) Editor The Star: H.C. Crockett | @ant™, whieh have ooeurred in nced him to 15 years in prison? Think of it! FIFTEEN | takes “l. M. C.” to task for saying: "Ty, "huinimum fine hes been as RS for daring to criticise a bone-head chief of police! Pa ally Bley Wagga of | sensed in nearly every case, even Well, the New Jersey supreme court has Knocked that| mont with the Bible. The Bible is | W#e® it was proven that the driver ice ‘out—it couldn’t have done otherwise without nulli-|a wonderful book, but at the same | Wit Pxcweding the speed limit pro one of democracy’s basic guaranties, the right freely to| time, the most misunderstood. Spir \Secemen tens Sohees as abvane ok comment upon public affairs. fee poied ts ten 9 moe 41 the influence of the automobile So far, so good. But this oughtn’t to be the end of that| progress in tho civilization of man. |OWMe™S » $0 good. ghtn’t to ¢ end of that! progress in tho civilization of man of significant history. kind Better thar a fine, would be to ‘Howe at the Moore Theatre this week. As typical of the finest that Europe offers, Mr. Howe shows tome truly, beautiful pictures of the St. Gothard Mountain (between Italy and Switzerland), and as contrast, superb views in the Cascade id Montana Canyon made from the ‘Milwaukee's’ famous trans-continental train, “Tux OLYMPIAN.” ‘The palatial, All-Seee! “OLY MPLAN™ leaves ‘Geattle daily at 10:15 AM, and operates over the Milwaukee’ through wo Ch change. Low round-trip SOc It isn't genuine freedom of the press if criminal wealth a a pRB rong gen wire, Bin pada) $30 60 ae ot lage takin by Te ea siemens yy hurl its minions against such as Scott, pursuing them| fant’ crate ony atedne ae | addition to this, make the violator A. P. CHA) NR m court to court, burdening them with accumulating costs|strued every drouth and peal of /OTX on the streets for a given 71 chisweLt.” bedeviling them with countless annoyances with no come-| thunder as the wrath of God. But, ace ligyd ® aS Ge Cyt when justice finally spews the persecutions out. ibe Semee ot Tens saetee to sey For having allowed its courts to be perverted to the pur-|command, “THOG SHALT NOT of malicious persecution, New Jersey owes Scott rep- tion and if it values justice will make it. _ More than that—the prejudiced judge who pronounced Russia will co-operate In round | KILL,' according to tho Bible, they | {10.8 0rd Mant, ending at San Fran had a number of wars ‘by the direct | jecommand of God.’ | Dull Feeling—Swollen Hands es According to “H.C. ©.” God . et that unlawful and preposterous sentence still sits| didn't mean what said’ in the | and Feet—Due to Kid- | bench, a disgrace to his state and a menace to the first place, and exhorts us to go| ney Trouble. lic welfare. | down to Mexico and “Put the fear a HE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED! OUGEW FHE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union 8t—2 pe—110 Madison | of God into their hearts” with bul- Your kidneys need help wher ! |lete and bayonets. I think they’re| your hands and feet thicken, swell |! | blest wi & superabundance of|up, and you feel dull and sluggish | that “fear” stuff already. Take Foley Kidney Pills. They D. T. F. are tonic, stimulating and strength ening and restore your kidneys to A> IT PLEASED HIM |healthy normal action. Try them WB Editor The Star: Your article, For sale by Bartell Drug Stores “ T ote — = — ——— — = ————— — | BiG BUSINESS TO DIANA DILLPICKLES IN [______“Asoonrorturseaus’ A. 4-Reel “‘Screecher”Film GOT ONG OF [THAT, MR. GIFFKING? StOEWALK,. IT'S A LITTLE We Less WHERE'D You F euecteic Teck CALS A 'BROTHGR _ WASHINGTON, May 19.—Wheth- | : wh apis os ef a congressman may defy big bus-| wuy —__— {ness and stay in public life will be VTS A HANDY Sometimes!” part demonstrated in the case of | GoOD THING TO CARRY ntative W. J. MacDonald of | ALONG. WHEN YoU GO CALLING, BECAUSE d had the temerity to _ With the help of Keating of Colo- he forced congress tnto the of- irrvestigation of Michigan and | acDonald finds that there | all these most powerful infin- | arrayed against him in his to prevent, if possible, his liom. He has nobody with | but. tho people. i cA ROME SORE tre