The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 11, 1914, Page 4

THE STAR—MONDAY, MAY 1 THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT DESERVED HIS FATE 191s, THE SEATTLE STAR priwest If | S innin S S rin eo Sale p g p g Cleaning Offers you extraordinary price inducements to help us clean house of overstock, odds and ends and discontinued mdse. $2 7 Sereen Door ...%1.00 $2.00 Croghan Razor (made Clauss) ’ $1.06 $1.50 Alfred Field Razor ..8he LEAGUB OF NEWS? | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE sr ro men ~——AND I “TELL You, SIR, THE UNITED STATES HAS MONKCYED LONG ENOUGH with Mexico} IM FOR WAR! — Postoffice as Second-Clans Matter. dd at Seattle Rete My mail, out of city, 85 per six moa, $1.80; year $8.25. a month, up to alx mos. Published Datly by The Star exehanme Be . ° Harmonious Meeting WAR |! $2.00 Hollow Ground Sheffield . : ' Razor so 1,50 HAT annual meeting of the United States steel corpora — $1.50 Hollow Ground Oxford Ra tion, at Jersey City, the other day, we are told by the id age eine pag So ; Mispatches, was a rather remarkable and pleasant affair I Screw Driver ‘ 206 You've often been told how widows and orphans suffer wea SideCattae Pilate Re €S Stockholders when the corporations are attacked, and the} ‘udu. Swivel Bye $a. Nicker. United States steel trust has been held up as a particularly} Plated Bag Snap, each ¢; 6 for ‘ 1 doz ihe © Bovely institution because it has et its men in as shareholders | those of them it hasn't run out as union men. Well, this | Meeting at Jersey City was remarkable because of the pres- = @nee of about 150 millworkers who came to vote and hobnob udge Gary and other big guns The workmen were headed by Sam Wilkinson, a real WOrdinary, sweating, horny-handed pattern maker, and, we tell 2he: essees 3 Swivel Eye, same, ; 6 for 2h¢@; 1 doz Sunburst 3-arm each 15e Alcohol The Victim—Hey, are you cooking me for? I've told you I'm not @ missionary King of the Stew-Um Islands No, but you're a comic artist, and I just want to prove to you we don’t eat missionaries. eee WE tT Was fearing Brad) pms king, what AROUNEAT wrerT SS ee) J Btove . 10e No, 2 Cotton Dish Mop 10¢ Se Tin. 24n. Our-Very-Best Cutter Pocket or Auto Tin Snips $1.00 $2.00 Sin. Stiletto Hedge Shears 2 those workmen were pretty proud when Sam walked up| CAUGHT, BA’ GOSH ‘ ses set ses $1 and voted their 1,322 shares of stock. To be sure, Judge| You'Re For By Jim Manee eat ikisg oe pad Lae ; § proxy committee voted 1,895,240 shares of preferred) WAR, EH$ WeLL, et Se cee ee Boulevard, for sale; on easy do thone d 2,790,193 shares of common stock, but it was a scene of} and capital joining hands in management of affairs of} concern to both, just the same. Of course, Judge Gary reported to the stockholders, large ly to the 150 mill men present, that over 22 per cent of “the “hands” work 12 Hut nowadays when you Muu Give You A rce? = FecLows THat TALK LIKE YOU SELDOM SMOVLDER A MusKrerT!}!! terms 1415 FOURTn SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1217 “Ave. n. ¥. mundy—about 3 munths ago a yung feller by the name of jim mulling was in a street car the hubby 1 will Dink it when 1 wake up, my pocket Hut now it's tn hours a day and the average wage of the 228,000 “hands” is $2.85 per day, but what are such things/} © Sompared to the blessedness of harmony between capital and P. 8.—I hope he doesn't wake up—I need pin money. ore Maternal Pride “Ien't it your son, madam, who is the adept in physical sports? eeprom You 346 swe WANTED To ARbUE ACOUT FATHER TIME KING COUNTY bull moosers at the Saturday m ing: ing offered the “Reward—We will pay the standpat party $10 for every pro- i the number, respectively, of whose acquaintance | made prohibition will cure the vicious our manufacturers and dispens- | thinks the Southern field is larger. Jeweler and Siiveremith ‘ bs 4 “dry” letters. while a ward of th ate were, social cancer whose roots spring ere of alcoholic beverages did p-earmeenes “aOR pRER EA ls Now Located HINKY DINK charter le referred to by Chief Griffiths as “mon- be 2 pe pl sar at Oo Indeed, drug fiends; but, oh, from the very marrow of society not take out of our pockets French parliamentary elections New mene _ Easter he a who has rejoined the republicans if the republicans will pay ‘arranza’s Pat Hand MARRANZA is perfectly right in his position to take no part in the mediation business if the negotiations are DB cover geincral pacification of Mexico. Carranza hasn't invitation to mediate. unds Real Mex STATE of war in Colorado. session of Trinidad. Embargo on importation of arms Colorado is established. _ Say, doesn’t it sound just like a war with old Huerta? d why not mediation? bu'd naturally think that a nice holy man like Rockefeller have his line in the water fishing for things like medi- all the time. But it is a pure question of property rights, “you don’t find our money kings favoring interference in Must be running around without any license. LEAVE I TO STAR WANT ADS TO FIND IT They'll find a home for you. 9 find a farm for you. ‘They'll find a bu: They'll find They'll find the lost for you. Just phone your WANT to STAR WANT ADS and out, price Tbe. hove matied free on re- Bast: insulted Uncle Sam. He’s probably U. S. troops have taken pos-| Having looked over the great pile of letters received in The Star's weekly “wet or dry” con- test, the judges are quite sure Washington fs going to go dry —nand equally as confident that we will remain wet. There is little difference in wets is based on the revenue derived from liquor licenses. The drys stick to the moral uplift viewpoint. parisons drawn with states where prohibition is in effect. A “dry” will point out how Kansas has been benefited as a result of the liquor ban. But a “wet” will come right back and quote other statistice to back his contention that Kan- sas is suffering dire results from prohibition. The contests are decided each Saturday afternoon. The writ- ers of the best “wet” and best “dry” letter are given cash prizes of $5. The prize for the best “wet” letter last week is awarded to a man who gave only the in- itials “G. R.," requesting that his name be withheld. argument. The prize-winning letters fol- Editor The Star: Whenever a “wet or dry” controversy takes place, some one invari- ably raises the cry that “booze fille our jails and peniten- tlaries.” The people who put this charge against liquor either do not know what they are talking about, or deliberately misstate facts. one who has spent many i for you. tenant for you. jet booklets, bo to i now. | $8c euch. Cards from 1c doz to 260 Order now. TY WORKS PRISE. NOVEL’ 1113 First Av. Seattle AMERICAN CAFE FOURTH AND PIKE ERNEST GIANETTI, Proprietor. HIGH-CLASS ENTERTAINMENT FRENCH DINNER With of Wine—50c WHAT'S DAUGHTER MESSING “THIS 13 DIFFER] ROME INE KTENEN FORT Sets Rc A 408 AT THE TeLerHone pie hel EXCHANGE OvT LY. SHE'S ornate. a: ppt dog ad —— ONE THE BOT) meted 72 ARSUE ABOUT ABT — > a a bs ‘DIANA DILLPICKLES IN " MY, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, DAPHNG, IF SHE SHINES Like You wit Me SKILLET AND Controlling Conditions | Ada and Beatrice had been et | nging confidences, percentage were drinkers, the great majority being simply natural products of our city slums, with their abject pov- erty, unnatural surroundings and their human hogs, who fat ten on ite fiith and dirt. Some of the unfortunate lade you fine theorists, knew what dope got It In jail, where a paternal government sees to it that they Boston Dentists’ 1420 Second Avenue. Opposite Bon Marche. Examination and advice Free Gold Crowns (22-k. and extra heavy) ..cceceseesees S500 Bridgework (strictly _ first- class), per Tooth .....85.00 True-to-Nature Teeth, per set $5.00 to $15.00 Gold Fillings .....$1.50 Up : THE MOVIN’ By Jim Mai ike ab MAN With a wagon come a booze-fighter or a crim. inal unless his body and mind be weakened by circumstances and conditions, the Inevitable result of the biood-sucking sys n. by the fallacious notion that and human nature, and whose growth is made possible only by greed and ignorance. G. to come at once to the point and assert that if liquor could degrade a man in 20 minutes as it does in 20 years, we would Stop Using a Truss You, stop tt, know by your own expertence It i» only « make- you andermining your health Why, which means be thrown away t nd it's a purposely to prevent sitpping and to ford an arrangement to hol securely in place. NO STRAYS, BUCKLES OR SPRING ATTACHED, cannot #llp, #0 cannot cha against the puble bone. Thousands have treated themselves tn home, and report E2Tee—n0 delay 7 to apply A champion swimmer, if 1 remem ber right?” is interested in sports of the alr.” “Oh, an aviator?” “Not exactly. He fills the bal loon for the parachute Jumper.” not permit it to remain for 20 minutes in our midst. It le argued that the liquor traffic in the state is a source of considerable revenue, and therefo financial asset. 1 hall discredit that state- ment and vote “dry,” because if more money than they put into them, they could not continue in business. This is element- ary. Women readers are taking @ are initiated Into al! the intri- eo) e Again, WERE our liquor traf- big part in the contest. cacles of vice and crime. ¢ ae - od fic a source of financial profit, A feature has been the com- No normal man will ever be = is e which it obviously is not, | |" Editor The Star: Permit me should still vote “dry,” because there Is not money enough in this fair state to buy back the lon inhood of the least of all 1s who hi gone down incial, social, moral and physical ruin through the Influ- ence of the saloon. 't is urged that “prohibition does not prohibit.” There are In force in this state statu’ forbidding and p izing hold- ups, train robberies, burglaries and kindred acts, yet each day, as we read our paper, we come upon accounts of such deeds, frequently #0 numerous as to be grouped under a single head for the sake of economy in space; yet there is not on foot things criminal, the cry being rather for a more vigilant en. REMEMBER DEAD State and city officials, confeder- ate veterans, Fort Lawton troops, university cadets, and Bremerton marines are asked to join in the Memorial day parade. School children will furnish flow- ers for graves. The Bon Marche will furnish decorations for the WE'RE AS CLOSE AS YOUR PHONE months In Institutions of that eeoroeece Process of recovery ts! hall, kind, ak with authority on (Finest Teeth in the world.) Awarded “Gold Medal Taternationnt ae:| Autos are needed. Call up W. H. ‘ this subject. Among the hun- | All Work Guaranteed 15 Veare, | position, Rome: Grand Prix, Parts. Write| Shafer, 310 37th av. 8 dreds and ager sbaog of men, Endorsed by leading business AD, WRB Rad en TRIAL ae ney — young and old, whose misery | |men and the dental profession Pingne Laberatorion, Sti San Francisco police are arrest- siciaseage have shared, only a very small | generally. ap rm ag owed ™ ing lottery ticket peddlers, “SUCH A SQUARE MEAL” BEEN AT IT YOUREA FLATTORER DOUGLAS DILLPICKLES? BUT SIT Down — sue! OCLOCK AND SHELL BE \ ALONG "COME ALONG. Since TWo| IT's AFTER Seven wit TH! FooD , DiAna! S| DO You KNow WITH THE “Yes, DIANA, HURRY There ts no place in Europe which clings #0 tenaciously to the London is a medieval survival older than the Norran conqu Q hant guilds still =r jancient privileges and govern the city, Itis the guilds that choose |the Lord Mayor, the sheriffs, and the aldermen and they still have the legal right to exclude anyone but thelr own members from doing | office, is still the greatest show of |London. Nowhere in the world | does the glamour of age count for as much as in England, and no- | where is it more jealously guarded | than in the corporation of London, Rev. Luther Little told his con- gregation yesterday he has accept- ed a call to the Baptist church, Jackson, Tenn. He will leave about July 1, al three years of work here. He says he loves Seattle, but con¢éluded with socialists in posses- sion of 97 seats in the chamber of deputies. when {t got bumped by a brew- ery truck that was running away dockters trying to bend him back the way he ust to be well, jim he wasent fatally twisted, and bimeby he got out and around, with the aid of a pare of crutches jim also had the ald of a taxt- dent insurence policy which paid him 100 plunks per week so long ly willing to salute Uncle Sam, as a mere matter of “Why didn’t you scream?” : 3 “ : , groan o me how m geyeant business in the city. On formal oc-| &* he was disabled tesy, olthough he needs the powder for more serious asked Ada, “when he put his arms en ie casions when the king comes to the| Witch being the case, he dident 2 4 areas yo) sttait taktrt cok ‘J Uplifting Topics re city, the gates at Temple Bar are| Work no more, but just laid ; ” replied Beatrice. pu ‘o are spending our time this close: round and colecketer 4 He has _but one controversy, and that’s with Huerta, 2A A en A neo, I wanted to, but couldn't, eee One® Took feedi ‘4 the stor k a 4 roast Meal a Bil gro cae thou. the aye Pm Toate Hg paadr cies: ble Bee the a pe so en te \ gg she pall yil- MAKE 9 Manto; ant when I could | Gida't want strongeet man Ing our feet before the fire. Small |! city'y permission and within. the inter the ball season opened up, i¢, since the holding o! era Cruz by Uncle 5am makes O20 Bal Of all, thas 8 te pox and Vuns “ main limits of the elty of London the im and his crutches was to be weaker day by day. : Ne nt Buse A 9. O-—~"Thete ett tae ware topic a gage Cor, Jack Lord Mayor ts sreeeatan. No royal| seen evry day up in a nice grand prospects are the A. B. C. negotiators will go u halonFigod gente, she | “dé wae rahe ae eee troops may enter witHout his per-| stand seat | : tite af First Motorist (after very nar | Toot) inside, tke, fu vi mission and he receives the pass-| all this time jim was also fram- a. pleasant spot in Canada and spend many days in row share) But vay al this | top ou te dhineanien (hicting enitais word of the Tower of Landon, every pom Bie Meg are damidge suits on. fuss ; aven't damaged you. a three months. The “Lor ayor's| @gainst the ralerode cumpany and Meanwhile Uncle Sam will hold Huerta’s chief port of You can't sue me. Reeathes chore @ man with gout se George says I have a complexion || show,’ when the newly elected| the brewery pms entry and let Villa do the rest CUE tpas Second Motgrist—I know 1 | wi, Oo ens out tond nach sais, Ke peaches and cream. | Lord Mayor and the aldermen cer-| a few days ago a frend of jim’s It i C ‘ VER can't, sir. I know I can't; that’s | 4, ne banged hie toe upon the bed Bernice (sweetly) — Cold emontously proceed to the Courts of] he seen him crawling along the it is not up to Carranza to worry about withdrawal of Just my point | xe Lae a ae! cream Justice there to take the oath of! street, and he says, jim, can’t you get along without them crutches well, i'll tell you how it is, an- sers jim my dockter says { can, but my lawyer says | can't Johny DANCING HIPPODROME Fifth and Ustversity. 10-plece Ln gay en ‘Teachers, ALBERT. 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Swimming is common: ies ieaecana Roh pe es tater south of Susaduioe, aa te sae 4 it’s really mean to kia them, too. pla Everybody can swim woven as in this elty, the clearing} ®Way from the scene of action in \ There's no glory in that. My son house of the world. The charter of | ® Wagon with chimes on it, and 2 John F. Hall of Kent gets odngaay 5 the prize for the best “dry” tiresome, tertur- take advantage of letter i