The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 9, 1914, Page 4

191 ait THE SEATTLE STAR attio, Wash, Postoffice as Second-Class Matter | T'!/Spinning’s Spring cram, Sale A QUEAK Orters rou slewordinary pron tm eal. can Murphy Coach Varnish Gp te sx mony atx mon $1.80; year $320.||| AM!- HERES wire 1 RAE 7 ses = Y vidas elty, 260 a. month, ue e OST HUMML Je As . SE ee me tah 100 ioe me BEG YOUR PARDON, LADY! “hnny fuse! : Be ‘ : ee WHEN T Cave You THAT SEAT RE | blag eye Pome: Pesci > +} 1g oe i-qt. can Murphy Coach Varnish _A Kind Old Crone THOUGHT You WOULD THANK ME, pg ae ga 7 ne BUT You DID NoT, IT SHALL NEVER H4PPGN AGAIN, I ASSURS You ~ NEVER AGAIN! ? JESTCR “Ww A KIN POR Fe Ke H/3. CouAr | WITH AMUOHTER LOULLY MIKI MO HONE NE CARE Te | WEAR 1y. | SVT Fe DpHiK or 4 SCAR /y, FOR ME SURCIY PUT rth OUT 1 1 SHANE Sialb} a Murphy Coneb a ARS ago, when the evolutionists were making mince meat of the old theology, our stand pat granddads thought} had an unanswerable argument wherewith to combat | the scientists when they asked “Tf man is descended from a monkey, why doesn’t he have a tail?” They hadn't reckoned with the principle known as “adapt tion to environment,” which means that our tails disappear 8 S00n as we no longer have to swing from the limbs of trees “New occasions breed new duties,” the poet sings; and he] Might also say new faculties or habits of mind Why is it that the inhabitant of a big city passes in and among swiftly-moving vehicles with as little concern as farmer steps across the deserted country road? ] ) Evidently it is because, no sooner had the gas engine been | sed to the automobile, than nature, scenting a new set} 4 aircon: in the crowded life of the cities, began to develop, pring Hinges $1.50 ' ‘ 4 -in. Door Hor ing Hinges HA~ Ha~You DONT Like WH BE TORMENTED, Do You House, two lots eview Bouter nd for sale on easy payments 1415 FOURTH q her city sons and daughters, a new sense or instinct f rl! a Ss = ve re aie | fl |SPINNING’S CASH STORE You aren't always conscious of seeing the approaching | ait. reavanse 2 lart ms | 1417 AVE. i or of hearing its signal of warning; but automatically you it on the edge of danger or instinctively measure with exact Mess the steps and pace required to get out of the way | Again, reflect upon the matter of the city’s noises. Com to them after a long stay in a quiet place, they seem deaf , nerve-splitting; you wonder how humanity can live hh them and not go mad. But to the ear accustomed are, as it were, inaudible, certainly not half so evident as Silence of the peaceful countryside A kind old crone is Mother Nature, thus to fit us for the irts we have to play morning the depart ade a a SR ANE hard run and eane : Fred | ) . Melrhofer's chimney ¢ herole | After being twice wedded to and act was witnemed by a large Soci 0 twice divorced from Arnold Daly, number f our town ob vor Mrs. Mersie Daly, actress, married © an some of whom went “ cleaned out thelr own chimneys Frank Craven Hancock (Wis,) New ‘aa. eee Borrowed Babi “I see society people at New port had a baby show Where did they get the , May 9.—A scene with a live cobra will be included NO SENSE in the talk of a Bartholdi statue for Los Angeles harbor z - babies? . ‘) in DRS ‘i It was a Joan exhibition, I be WASHINGTOS lieve,” in “The Mystery of the East,’ have to put it so far out in the Pacific that some ship bound for | a > | railway carriage Geto would be sure to run into it, first thing. Moving Day Ah, air,” he wald wadly, “I've | Pre rte play to be presented by Mra Chris. \ | e @ | seen c Ko as 0} | tian Hemmic or the benefit o' MRS. PAULINE BURSTEIN of Cleveland is the thorough critic aan ae ee horase | SCR Changes. Iwas once a doe | In an Arkanms hotel in one |Neignborhood House next week itor who published and the poet who wrote a poem Be ee orem | tor with @ large practice, but of the smaller towns a new col Hemmick has caused more ” she didn’t tike. +: Seuetein: See Gee gg 0 | owing to one little slip my pa | ored clerk stood behind the desk * by her fads than any other on the front door BPsIOS | tients began to leave me, and | Ayny ts mae entered and reg woman, for she has danced | eee a " istered omtume on the roof of her | > E: l 1 Question Nothing answered now I'm just living from hand Sam, give mea call for 6 house every day during the winter, e Star’s Employes Geetien | the man with fase al Gs waaeh punaeh be coun [Rouse ‘every day during the winter, | ERY so often fome carping, pin-headed publication makes | ME veers her a aoe ea ae iste What was the slip?” I asked The terk ran his ? down the \ciee ena marched ie & sutivabe b> . r Sr i 2g gs oo Bg mo , aun Well, sir.” he replied, “in (ill roma teag nara rier - | rade the lying statement that The Star's employes are under-| able day. tr : ‘ setthe ‘fan: !' 108, 0 8 Gunth cartificgte tor a | Speces tm thst eolumm were tas | Two real Egyptian dancers will As a matter of fact, THE STAR PAYS THE HIGH-| ” pnetairs ene _ since auaatiog, You'sen, were.l Se on. “Ah ie sure sorry, boss,” b& | dance a number of Exyptian dances. | ¢ Sg SS eR et gh A By ll ; patairs came ‘awe hn mind explained, “but all de 6 o'clock | There will be groups of Oriental AVERAGE SALARIES OF ANY NEWSPAPER IN| er , child up | ®olmg to move, and ther ee eres ~ calls done been taken. Ab can nal 5 3 oF ee aes eee “3 he | of our atuft that my wife would | * 1 7 flute players and dancing girls im |] Rin Up Your and LE, OR PROBABLY IN THE NORTHWEST in bh cuddling the “a . Sarre give you all a call for 7 o'clock.” | personated by society peo! p Up ‘e's f se sis tee’ wecitioll if . ten > © asainet | Father burn up or send out with Ae ore Cover the Floors With Two : is a fact that can easily be verified if any newspaper) por own, the mather walked over | the trash than let the neighbors A Reminder Thoughtful SIDE OF ELEPHANT Coats Seattle desires to challenge the statement and come to a| to the looking glans nee it standing on the sidewalk.” | “Were you in Venice while you ‘Why should I take another down with The Star Just look, Phoebe, at the ugly eee P| road? chair, Gerald? Don't @ou think USED AS BILLBOARD A The average weekly salary of the twelve employes in| Mile fre ty ooking gisse! EIS RD 5 9 alihese1 ¢ forgot. Were we, John?’ | I'm comfortable here?” SOUTH NORWALK, Conn. May if ‘ e Star's editorial department, including reporters, a sten-| hoebe in y became : i joe" Coyne tells a story 1 don't see how you can for Yes, gran'ma; but I'm afraid |9 sheriff Ladrigan was called ‘ d b $41.67 k intareste and 4 P out a od y-lo« individual get Venice That's where we my Ittle kitten {sn't—she'® |upon this morning to attach | » and two young men beginners, ts $ 7 per wee Which « % v got into conversation In a | got that spaghettt there, too. Wheeler Brothers’ trick elephant Heel-Prooft d on a basis of four and a third weeks to the mont! Tango, which had lived up to her name doing a “lame duc for killing the horse, Whe Brothers said the horse was worth | $40. Ladrigan had brought a bill FLOOR PAINT Tt ts eaey te put om, Gries afervaré Salary monthly of cach employe is $180.57 The Star's employes are not only well paid, but they they are the highest paid in the city. | poster along and he pasted a notice ‘They are loyal and satisfied and ambitious. They realize STAR CIRCLE FOR YOUNG FO LKS 2 that The Star offers the young man a chance, and that I rel 4 of : ¢ — ‘ e ba ped positions are not leased out for life to favorites. WHAT THINK YOU |CAPITOL HILL SISTERS DRIVE pt CALL A MEETING t aon ee ee rene oY 1 iow that the highest positions on The Star are | - ere : The first of a series of tal ways during the parade resterd: by men who worked their way from the bottom. They} ? GOAT, HARNESSED UP IN CART business tnotibes will be held by when she accidentally bumped a vicinity. If your that honest effort and loyalty to The Star's principies| ()F M0 HERS DAY? cciedlinhckemmnsnnses the Mahmoke Campfire girls at the | horse. The horse landed in the gut-| [| 7% something ele, suggest that he only basis on which men in its employ are judged. | . . j home of Miss Marvel Hanson, 2015|ter and died in two and one-half Made tn 10 beautiful eslera . “*s * @ King at. Tuesday night. seconds. The union scale for printers is the same in all newspaper I SNEXT CONTEST @ CHILDREN REHEARSE THE VIRGINUS HOTEL The children of the Hiawaihe| 0 Vegiate 60. nee Fageme an, field house are rehearsing for the . aed big Maype festival to be held on May 22. About 50 will take part ORGANIZE CAMPFIRE a dl - Ladrigan wanted $200 damages : — but most of The Star printers draw more than the | requires. The scale calls for $5.25 per day. Printers} | sax, Mothers’ Dart : ~ 6 tah " Sunday, Mothers’ Day employed in The Star's composing room draw an| fyéry boy and girl and every man of $6.25 per day. jand woman, on Mothers’ day, is ask A aN PREF ed to wear a flower in observance of | D HUERTA knows where our vitais are located when he goes to this beautiful occasion. Red carna sewing machine agents. tions are worn if mother is living, a : and white if she is dead | INNSYLVANIA WOMAN says she'll beat her husband every, !" order to create further interest | gets drunk. No reform in it, madam! He'll take pains to get so! the occasion, the Circle depart.) 1 not feel the ing. ment will bold a contest next week beat! with “Mothers’ Day” as a topic. You! are asked to tell, in a letter contatn- | jing not more than 150 words, how you observed the day. Tell what you| 4 | think of Mothers’ day and why you| are glad such a day has been set| aside | || Letters must be in The Star oftice| | | ie | — SEATTLE PAINT © MARUPALTURERS |*"Miss Hazel Larson has charge of| |® new organization of Campfire girls at the South Park field house, | |The ¢.mp now has eight members | Modern, elegantly furnished outside lrooms, with the best accommodations in GIRLS PLAN A PARTY NAVY YARD PREPARES FOR WAR | The Tahoma Wohelo Camptine! has arranged a party to be given in the South Park field *>use on next iday night. Each girl " - i | a n girl is request.) TOT PETe MLO ETRAT IONS ed to bring another girl Games peat | will be played, and following this a These two little girls are Peggy) wants to stop and nibble the £ras*/ dance will be held. There will be| | by 3 o'clock next Friday afternoon. |A prize of $1 will be awarded the best of these. i and Pat Watson |on the side of the path = refreshments : — - @| They live in a big house on Cap-| Then Pat Jumps out of the car-| —_ The Opening BOYS IN TRACK MEET ct hill, and have so many toys| riage and finds a long, thin, sting-| aa) th yor = they hardly know which to play|ing whip. No sooner does Mr. Goat| | GIRLS WILL Hi of A big track meet is being held at) with see the whip than he wakes up and|@ . o ington park by the boy scouts The meet began at 10 o'clock = In the evening the boys will gath-| er around a big bonfire. Fishing Season 7 Has Inaugurated the But, would you believe it? They | looks very alert. One small slap on The Mahmoke Campfire girls will much prefer to get out-doors on a|his back with the end of this per-|take their initial hike on Sunday nice day and drive this pet goat! suader is all that is necessary. He| May 17, when a party of 12 girls will around in their tiny cart, which was) trots off at a fine little gait, as if he| walk from the Collins park field a built for two. didn’t know that such a thing as| house to Ri c >) ) Special Week-End Fares || ; Bg 4 a a Pe Ths kite wal be gives enter aa] SATTLESHES, COUN, BOY SCOUTS’ BALL ty harness, trimmed with shiny sil xy and Pat ride very often be-| auspices of the senior members. . P se apes pl bbe Being equipped at Bremerton. See them today. B To Many Good Fishing Str f ; » AP acer aspen hh y 4 eams and The Loy scout baseball season has| to draw these two very pretty little| Other days they have a small "Sd Lakes Along the reached an exciting stage, and each jadies around the park Shetland pony hitched to the car j team is fighting hard for the advan Occasionally tt get# stubborn and! riage. 66 ay tage. ~ —— FTE od | waukee pa Cana ae | << : lows s Rainier Beach 13, Queen) JUNIOR TILIKUMS ORGANIZE: | Feminine lovers of outdoor sport nne 0; Madison 8, Kirkland 4: , | will stage a baseball contest at the and START WITH 200 MEMBERSHI |annual picnic of the First Baptist | ssh ” church. The Philathea society jteam and the Ladies’ Aid soclety 1 play the game §.5.H.B. Kennedy Excursions Daily at 10:30 a. m., 1:30 p. m. Other trips at 6:30 and 8:00 a. m., 2:00 and 5:30 p. m. See Marines embarking for Mexico, big guns being installed, drilling at parade grounds. | Kennydale 11, Oak Lake 16. Tacoma Eastern Railroad 4 \ The “Fisherman’s Special” for points along the Mil- a4 waukee” leaves Seattle at 8:00 a. m. Every Day ‘7 and for Tacoma Eastern points at 7:20 a. m. "a Every Day. —?) PICK CLASS B TEAMS . o| The Class B series in the Gram.| The Junior Tilikums, an organt-| attended the meeting, as well as a| ne W mar school baseball finals will con-| zation of boys whose ages range | number of city offictals —_—_——————————————— sist of the following games: Alki-|¢om 13 to 18, was successfully Another meeting will be held on Y| May 22 Boats leave Colman Dock. Fare, round trip, 50c. Latona, Columbia-Latona and Co- ay 22, at which time officers wil! | AT THE THEATRES hee . For fares and schedules, telephone Elliott PENS lumbia-Alks launched at the Collins park play-| he elected, The entire scope of the | 4812 or call at City Ticket Office, 2nd and = Some of the Class A section cham.| field house, Friday night. The or-| organization will then be outlined || Meore—Dark. = = — a St, or Depot Ticket Office, Fourth Bi mY plonships have not yet been settled,| ganization starts with a charter to the boys | Metropolitan—Dark 4 J but Adi , B. PF. Di d f 200. B e p " > “ tnd Jackson Street, Seattle. CAEP weicninns, 2 fay, Minor, and /memberthn of Sroiinently Ment |membne The nates wit'keades | Satie avenue Pavers mel MQ UG EW THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 4 Y | finals, fied with the Tilikums of Elttads! in blue and white es 216 Union St.—2 Shope—110 Madison DIANA DILLPICKLES IN | “THOUGHTFUL LITTLE BROTHER” | A 4-Reel “Screecher’Film "BOO+HOO, I EXPECTED “TOO BAD, DIANA, "HERE, DICKIE, PUT IT IN THE GAR-|.\URLITTLE BROTHER, “OH, THS LITTLE To Bake SUCH IT'S HARD ASA ROCK | BAGE ‘CAN. IT'S A LOAF OF BREAD|DANA, HAS GoT 4 HeaRT ANGGL. ILL Go LOVELY BREAD, AND-TUICE AS HEAVY, pour SISTER BAKED, AND IT Feu? ate BIG AS AN ELEPHANT, RIGHT OUT AND F AND LOOK ~ YOU Lu HAVE THROW IT WON'T LISTEN TO M& BARREN HEADS “LONDON, May 3—The Times ys the method of sewing hairs the human scalp in cases of bi is THROWING YOUR LET Me KEEP IT, |BREAD Away," gem MAMMA. I Don't CARE IF tT AIN'T , TE BEST. the Hospital of St. Stephane Budapest. The number of planted in a head has been many as 50,000. One hun- : hairs are drawn through : res In the scalp to every centimeter, and as both ‘onde are left free the number is 200, or over 1,00 to each Inch. Very fine gold wires are used, five-hundredth of an inch In Absolutely the only thea fing 12 first-run on a regular Union Theatre, T of the price of adminsion, an . le exception. are assured of seing something before shown tn Beattio every Bun- ant Friday. p,