The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 8, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR! SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUM OF NWwsPrArnns A reas Assoot Telegraph News Service of the U Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Class M ne > | By mail, out of etty, 35 per mon. up to six moa.: alk mom, $1.80; y Ry carrier, elty, 2c a month. Published Dally by The Star Publishing Oo. Main 9400, ing all depart exchange com 5 . Get King County a Square Deal! ETWEEN now and June 30, 32,000 signatures must be obtained to the initiative bill in order to obtain a square deal on the reapportionment of representation in the legis- lature. As King county is most vitally affected by the change, the bulk of the signatures must be obtained here. Two legislatures, in violation of the constitutional pro- vision that reapportionment should be based upon popula- tion, have denied a square deal to King county, Yakima County, and other counties that have grown in population Since 1900, when the last reapportionment was made. In one district in King county, 67,000 people are repre- sented by two representatives, while in Jefferson county, for @xample, two representatives are chosen by only 7,000 people. Because of Speaker Taylor's maneuvering with what is Known as the “cow counties,” the only chance for a fair @nd square reapportionment remains through an initiative A non-partisan committee has drafted the measure, pro- i a membership of 49 in the senate and 98 in the ise. It will be filed at Olympia in a few days Get in and boost for a square deal. Sign the initiative petition. The ‘It’? Habit man is indispensable. The world will continue to wag on in the same queer old way after you are dead, Just © as it did before you were born Thrust your finger into the ocean, draw it out, and if Phere remains a hole it will be the measure of your ultimate importance. So, men and brothers, for heaven's sake don't get the IT habit. Really big men don’t have to put on “side.” They're so interested in their work and so conscious of the immensity of what they don’t know and can’t do that they haven't time 40 waste on being stuck up because of what they do know or have done. Great men are always simple men; that is, if they're and sane. Once in a while earth spawns an egomaniac 4 like Napoleon whose self-conceit and hauteur are as 1 as is his genius. But they're the rare exceptions. run of men who are truly great are as truly simple and Je. Witness Lincoln. Edison, Darwin and all the great aaa painters and poets. 3 you really are IT, you won't need to try to show it— will be evident in spite of appearances. But if you are simply trying to get away with a bluff, ember the higher you soar the more painful will be your when the bluff is called. . Ground for a Scrap F all the folks poisoned in a year by frauds in foods and) drugs could be lined up instead and shot, it would make how-de-do. ause they're sniped off, silently, here and there, we're impressed—it isn’t theatric enough to fire Uncle Sam's ting blood. ~ We like the job that young Vincent Astor and a bunch civic federation uplifters have outlined—to make a national of these crimes of greed and then to try to draft a of model laws aimed at their correction. Massing the information will do something. A model will do something. And every little helps. But it isn’t so much a question of getting laws as of men and women wise and wrothy. ince Doc Wiley left the watchtower, the food dopers flourished. They aren't as scared as ‘they were, and suspect that the prosecutors aren't as busy. So we're for anything which will revive the fighting High prices are tough enough when what we buy isn't loaded; to be poisoned into the bargain makes ground a scrap! SEATTLE MORNING paper says Rockefeller is the goat In the Col- war. And some folks thought it might have been the Innocent women and children killed at Ludiow. Poor, poor Jawn ou. ‘ NOW THAT Eleanor is married, we're ready for war news again. y Mexican war, we mean. WHEN’S AN egg a Chinese egg? Women’s Commercial Club, at Hts meeting Thursday night, at Chamber of Commerce rooms, passed Fesolution that Chinese eggs should be stamped so that local consumers an make no mistake as to their origin. NOW THAT every woman In the country is outfitted with gorgeous of Bulgarian blues, yellows, greens and rainbows, the sult manu Keren In convention, put the jinx on gaudy colors, Single men THE WONDER | MILLINERY CO.) | 1525 Second Ave—216 Pike St. | We are now prepared to present all | the latest ideas in this season’s Mil- linery. | TWO BIG STORES to Serve You. | Quality the Best at Lowest Prices. ARREST PRETTY WIFE FOR PRISON RESCUE _ PHILADELPHIA, May 8—Mrs) Grace Paul of New York, 22 years old and pretty, has been arrested in this city by special policemen on @ request from the New York au- » She is accused of aiding her husband, Morris Paul, to escape last November from Blackwell's {s- Jand prison, New York, where he ‘Was serving a six months’ term for @sorderly conduct. MAKES 26 KNOTS HAMBURG, Germany, May 8.— The new Hamburg-American liner Vaterland, largest wegian waters. It made 25.4 knots an hour against the wind, and 26 knots with it. Its machinery de veloped an avel 90,000 horse power. Moore—Dark. Metropolitan—Dark, y Seattle—Avenue Players in “The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary.” || ed by a fashionably gowned woman THE SEATTLE STA Gees FROM a pM ae Ove Fae aa EVE Bhows ACMOY E002* bee, nt meee STUNG! By Jim Manee The men have fought and fought and fought For skirtiess bathing sults; They mid, “Folks, do we want ‘om? Why, you can bet your boots.” And now teh women of Detroit Want big tron fences set | Around the women's bathing beach. That's all the thanks we got. P. §.—-Mother, may I go out to swim? Yes, my darling daugh ter, but don't climb over the fence eee Space Economy “These collapsible opera hats are a great conventence!” “Yes; you have no idea how much room they save in a flat.” ahaa Nursery Towne Wales, N.C, Rest, Wis Sleepyeye, Mina. Wake N.C England. Dampened Ardor Father ~- Young Willoughby doesn't seem to call on Grace very often of Inte. Wonder if It's a case of dampened ardor? Son—I think likely, He pro posed to her while out canoeing, and she threw bim over. eee aT Sword Brown, an elderly gentleman, was entertaining some friends one night, and during the even- ing some of the quests paused to admire a particular room where arms of various kinds decorated | the walls. “Speaking of this sword,” wald Brown, as he tenderly took the carving tool from the wall, “I never will forget the day I drew it the first time.” “I thought that blade had a his tory,” remarked a guest, eagerty. “Where did you draw it, Mr. Brown?" “At a 2G-cent raffle,” was the happy rejoinder of Brown, . FOND OF NUTS The Bluejay—Do you believe that the world is going crazy? The Squirrel—More; | fervent- ly hope so. ee Nowadays Mother Goose Jack and Jill ran up a bill For learning the maxixe, And now they get two thousand, net For fifty-two straight weeks. PROMISE TO VOTE WEDDING DEMAND LONDON, May 8.—"Mr. Noel Bux- Vill you promise to treat this woman you are about to marry prop- erly and insist that she is to vote?” This question was excitedly shout- in the gallery of St. James’ church during the wedding ceremony of Noel Buxton, M. P., and Miss Lucy Pelhamburn, TO PLACE BIG ORDER NORTH YAKIMA, May 8—The Yakima Valley Fruit Growers’ asso- elation will place large orders for machinery for its 600-car capacity ing plant at Zillah within The plant will be fin- ptember 1, ished by DIANA DILLPICKLES IN "YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LITTLE PEST NOW, GO AND WASH YOuR ' FACE OR I'LL SMACK You AGAIN ¢” THE STAR—FRIDAY, MAY 8, 191 R’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT § A FAINT DISTINCTION AE ly | “I wonder tf that girl knows how to swim.” “I think not. Somebody has to teach her every year.” All Clogged Up? Here’s Quick Reliet A Simple Remedy to Correct Constipation Before It Becomes Chronic. Very few people go through lite without some time or other being troubled with constipation. Thow sands injure thetnselves by the use of strong cathartics, salts, mineral and similar things. emporary value in some cases, it is true, but the good ef- fect {s soon lost, and the more one takes of them the lesa effective they become. A physic or purgative ts seldom necessary, and much better and more permanent results can be ob- tained by using a scientific remedy like Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. It does not hide behind a high sound- ing name, but is what ft ts repre sented to be, mild laxative medi- cine. It is so mild that thousands of mothers give it to tiny infants, and yet it is #0 compounded, and contains such definite Ingredients that it will have equally good ef- fect when used by a person suffer- ing from the worst chronic consti- pation. 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