The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 7, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR «| SEEER of scuiprs Nonrilwest LeaGun OF Nr Telegray News & the shelf by persons with a keen sense of justice, it is @ratifying to learn, from an official source, that it never had Much warrant in fact. Ga Investigation by the Brooklyn domestic relations court} B} Of some 800 cases of family smashes reveals that mother-in- )? Yaw figured as a cause in less than two per cent 3 Nearly a half traced right back to booze, an eighth to | father women,” and most of the rest to laziness, jealousy, incompatibility and gambling ‘ Instead of being a force for discord and separation, ©) mother-in-law is a most patient, long-suffering and sympa thetic adjuster of difficult situations 4 Take your own case, Mr. Man. When you marched up P) to the Only Girl’s ma and told her you were going to take} S) daughter away, didn’t the old lady kiss and bless you and then work her fingers to the bone making things for the] mew home? Even when her heart was full to bursting with thoughts of losing the pride of the flock, did she ever grouch} Wife keep my mouth closed when out The doctor said I must e umble—didn't she show a brave face and go to the/} tn the damp alr hae / 8 | . DP jimit with: thousand little kindnesses to ease your way Husband—Did he? Let's go And then, when, later on, the stork was hovering above|}| ¥*!!n6 eet your door, and you were flustered and wife was all a-flutter, | Who was it took hold, brought order out of chaos, like a iced general bore the brunt of the household arrange-| ments and brought yourself, wife and the wee one through | Dan ordeal you thought would never end? | Mother-in-law, of course | Indeed, when you take the pains to think back along} Ys troubled course, you're apt to find that you owe a mighty| lot to that derided mother-in-law of yours A joke’s all right when it is a joke without a sting; and -in-law is usually a good enough sport to join in the} Maugh even when it is unfairly at her expense | If you joke with her as a means of showing a man’s) good will, that’s all right. | i But look here, old top, don’t you dare to tip a joke at} "mother-in-law with a barb of malice. is and his Tommy—-Pop, & man wife are one, aren't they Tommy's Pop—Yes, my son; sometimes one too many e 4 MR. CYNTHIA GREY'S ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS } ¢ QUESTIONS MR. CYNTHIA * GREY CANNOT ANSWER hd wheels for my EM e Where can I garden truck? Ie it conside gambling to make an alphabet?—R, L. D. Please tell me how to make a flaxseed poultice —L. Hulld a brick wall on each side of the fence and you will have no more trouble. seedioss 8. R Is there any book in which I can find a design for a Maltese cat boat?.—R. T. What kind of an ax should I use {rr-wplitting the difference? some kind Above, men are shown sinking alr shaft In hape of saving any of 178] yc. 1, You should become a photog miners who may yet be alive. Below is Hattie Welsen, wife 0. rapher. A photographer always ‘One of the workmen ewallowed up by the cave-in, and her six children, | Fully Prepared bas a snap in his fob. from aw infant in arms to a boy of 13. | In a case in which damages a car My husband talke in his claimed for assault, tn German, wh 1 penter who had been subpoenaed Should 1 study i of Freedom |] as a witness was asked by coun- Ang eaning |] sel what distance he was from Mr disiikes to give |] the parties when he saw the advic aire of this nature, but cannot refrain from remark ing that if you study German you will not be able to withstand the temptation to engage in the | conversation and awaken him. | Let the man talk | ntiff struck ust four feet, five inches and a half,” the carpenter answered. “Pray tell me,” said the coun sel, “how it is possible you can be so very exact as to the dis tance?” “Why, to tell you the truth,” replied the carpenter, “I thought perhaps some fool might ask mo, mm so I measured It! Iam s manual training student, 0 L Bie. wish you would tell me what te the Increase of 10,000,000 bushels of ¢ ween & fancy plane and « wheat in three Northwestern ”'*), nh tates predicted. | | | j | | } cin N NO EVENT will the American people, when fully! advised, preven* law-abiding and industrious men from | for whom, when and for what terms they see fit.” ‘Thus proclaim those Colorado mine operators as a sort afterclap to young Rockefeller’s views, and the wea) lockefeller crew is greatly mistaken Was dam wensiee trem | The American people are not going to let men, or women| rising tn the Mrs AE , work for whom, when and for what terms they Put paperweights on them. The Rockefellers and their ilk have re-instituted slavery this country, and the American people will no more d for it than they did in the case of the black man,| willing are the deluded victims. THE STAR—THURSDAY, MAY 7, 1914. OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | | busy man, impatiently Spinning’s Spring cna, Sale - Offers you extraordinary price inducements to help us clean Entered at Beattie, oatottioe ae Second-Cla — ————— — — . house of overstock, odds and ends and discontinued merchandise \ By mail, out of otty, 38 per mon. up to mons ex mow, $1.80; your $2.28 WHEN WAL KING. VA house of overstock, odds and ends and discontinued mer y carrion, olty, 280 &. mon a it stn a IN THE PUBLIC cE 10 S4inch T-Hinge, 1 pair in od Dally by The Star Publt Oo. Phone, Main 9400, Private) IC STREETS, box, with screws Ve ; __exeh Connecting all departments, fee | ALWAYS TURN l0e 44nch T-Hinge, same, Ke S - 600 1%x4%—Inch Old Copper Moth tnel, *s Vindicati We 06 — Finish Ewcutcheon, Jet Knob, ; A other-in-Law s indication Te1a Fo eure Steel Case, Russell and Erwin ar: RD a sas am > AT MATES A Mortine Lock Set Bhe a HOUGH long ago the mother-in-law joke was put on aoe 1! AeweH 60 Can Murphy's Black En ame %-pint ean Murphy's Q E. Floor or LAnoleum Varnish ; 206 1 pint same 50e 1 quart same She % gallon same $1.60 1 gallon same $3.00 800 pair O % to 1%-4nch Door Bommer Single Acting Spring Hinges 50¢ $1.60 pair No, 29 % to 1% ; Door Bommer Double Acting Spring Hinges $1.00 $2.00 No. 30 % to 1% same House and lot, 1803 Lak Pell reg bint, Boulevard, for #ale cheap very foo) 7 L0¢A! $$$ 1415 FOURTH 1417 _ AVE. SPINNING’S CASH STORE | WITHDRAW RADIUM Gold Commissioner George Macken-| vio that all radium bearing ore has | has been recetved from Ottawa by| been withdrawn from location, and} AT CONVENTION jreserved as the property of the} jcrown. | Initiation of a el e MR. CYNTHIA GREY'S HOUSEHOLD HINTS of 100, a bam o nyo |quet and speeches by prominent a 6T R 9 A swell umbrella cover can be 4 WELL, 1) HE teers U Cerae te men, will be some of the features made ut of oid bologna skine. Fe Aika ty —_ ea. ’) CORDOVA, May 7 Pilecrgerd ™meD) of the Washington state convention ; , ) of this city have perfected the or-|of the Knights of Columbus, which Cold at n be PT + . starch o iid be made tn ANSTO | CRO 5} ganization of a chamber of com-| will begin here Sunday for a three an ice cream freezer. + esau 4 m » by pledging $400 a month! day session. The meetings will be held in the new club house, E. Union st. and Harvard av. for six months to employ a secre tary and advertise the town. Geo. C. Hazelet was elected president. A German mechanic has to vented @ machine to sharpen a nutmeg grater. The hole tn a piece of maca- ron! can be enlarged by soaking the macaron! in water and then pushing a cane through It. a Mra. O. G. writes Last week M from a correspondent feath solved that problem, a perplexing one to all housekeepers, Soak the feath- ers over night in water and place them 6n a plece of flat tron, the flatter the better, and beat them gently with « tack-hammer until they are es soft as you wish them, “Take the message,” @ald the “You'd better come, sir, I think,” stammered the embar “Bhe wants to over the phone ‘There can be no such thing as unlimited freedom of or of class. The rights of “life, liberty and the it of happiness” cease when they infringe upon rights % interests of the nation. q S FAR AND NO FARTHER. THAT LINE BETWEEN INDIVIDUAL OR CLASS S AND INTEREST OF THE NATION AND HU- IS CROSSED BY THE MINER WHO CON- TO LIVE LIKE A DOG AND TURN UPON A HALF DOZEN OR MORE CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO CHANCE ABOVE THE POORHOUSE, ASYLUM FOR IDIOTS AND THE PRISONS. THAT LINE IS CROSSED BY THE WOMAN WHO NSENTS TO TAKE $5 PER WEEK AND OPPOR-| ES TO PROMOTE LUST AND DISEASE OUGHOUT THE NATION. THAT LINE IS CROSSED IN EVERY SALE OF HOOD AND WOMANHOOD TO DEBAUCHERS THE ROCKEFELLERS. WANTED—A reliable, high-power microscope to discover at least jive In King county who hae rejoined the defunct standpat ty. Apply to the Young Men’s (any one under 100 admitted) Repub club. THE ‘WART HOG ° ° Herring Across the Trail ? HEER UP!” a son of privilege writes to a New York paper. “We won't find time during the next 10 years D confiscate either the telegraphs or the railroads.” 5 «By “confiscate” he means, of course, squeeze the water "out and bring service charges down to the level of actual cost. . ‘ : . : A beauty doctor is all the wart } His glee is natural. For if his reading of the future is) nog gate te aiake ‘Kin. ata & “eorrect, he and his kind will have another lease of easy |reapectable-looking animal. As it living chiefly on the toil of others. |is, he’s about as ugly a swine as be $ it correct? Will the nation let an unwelcome war stall Weea sit ban a pe or long delay its further advance toward a better order-|ag pig as @ lon, and his shaggy of things at home? head and neck, with its bristly The war, it goes without saying, will be carried through| mane, gives the hideous creature the end, at any cost; for Americans aren't quitters. Sule at he — to the} But just as we stand by the colors in Mexico, shouldn't ‘we also stand for justice at home? a holes and streame The warta, which give him his name, grow in pairs on each side of his nose. He ts found both in South Africa and in Eastern Africa, AT THE THEATRES Moore—Dark. Metropolitan—Dark Seattie—Avenue Players in “The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary.” The wart hog !# a bush ranger, but, like other swine, he is fre SHE WANTS THAT $50 quently found wallowing in mud REPORT FROM Brazil says T. R. Is thinner and King county bull) — TACOMA May 7.—-Mra, Jennie C are singing paeans of victory. They say Teddy’ll run faster | SE Schovell, New Thought teacher, who ‘ever now. : /figured tn the Barnhisel divorce Quality |sult here, has brought sult against fe WITH THE embargo on arms and supplies reimposed, Carranza is| Service jher former husband, H. B, Schovell, playing his small hand well in not agreeing to an armistice with Huerta. |a dentist. She asks the court to ELIVER set aside an agreement signed by MUCH ADO about nothing—that Hinky Dink thigg- ICE DI IV! Y CO. |her releasing her former husband Ta, See OER } ELLIOTT 5560 from paying her $50 a month all- Sign the Hamilton recall. | mony. POLONEL INGLIS DIANA DILLPICKLES IN HAS BAD TEMPER, “HE LEARNS “LITTLE BROTHERS ARE SO BLUNT” FATHER TIME] The first crime of consequence committed by a Cammorist since the great Viterbo trial, when the| Editor Th y "| : ; | Editor The Star: Why shouldn't : : ed to the police, “Considering that the| When not engaged in slaughtering Mail POOR ARMY TO WORK Spring Suits of splendid quality, society has been in existence for| thelr fellowmen? the latest style leas than 100 years, the amount of War is a fine art that cannot be ’ ‘ villathy which it has managed to|learned in a day. and guaranteed crowd into thie short space of} Teddy says: “The bullets that time in enormous. It originated in| hit are what counts. Too many the Neap@litan prisons and rapidly | bullets mixs their work Our sol increased n power, its operations | dier heroes need at least five years Including smuggling and blackmail|of constant practice to learn to of all kinds. Princes, statesmen,/shoot, saber and bayonet to a to give perma- nent satisfaction. dignitaries of the church, all classes, | nicety in fact, were involved in the s0-| Sham battles are a waste of pow There's lasting satisfaction in the new Benjamin | |dert The Mexicans woul ¢ : F ceremony in {ts| better targets, or still Mbp — and Cheasty Special suits that you will find in our early days was very severe. The/ing miners and parading women 1 Cammoristi stood round a coin | Again, “Mother” Jones would make upstairs department. The entire second floor of the laid on the ground, and, at a sig-|a fine mark. She can't run fas nal, all stooped to thrust at it) enough to with their knives while the novice | anyhow! had at the mame time to pick the| the Christian virtue: we c coin up, with the result that his|humbleness, and lone po Sing te. hand was generally pierced through | stead of stirring ap insurrection in several places. After initiation | against the kind and labor-loving more bloodthirsty ceremonies had | masters, JOHN HALSMAN to be gone through before the nov-} Port Stanle j way fee became a recognized member | —— | akg Re ee For Sallow, Wrinkled, Freckled, Pimpled Skin effort made to exterminate the so- ciety, 57 of the most notorious have any cutaneous blemiat t use paint, powder or anything get. away. Darn her Cheasty building is filled to overflowing with cloth- She needs to be taught ing. You can’t find another such array west of Chicago—nor can you find elsewhere such tremen- dous values. The light underwear season is here We can supply just what you want. Cammoristi being arrested, but al: | though It {@ being gradually brought under the power of the law, the/| Cammora still continues to be ajonty thorn in the side of the Italian and |'t'* American police, eae with wax, Ap | gradully TO FIGHT LEVY °: until the OLYMPIA May The Olym-| print pia city council has asked Gov. Lis-| wholly ter to call a special session of the tred wax and | legislature to enact remedial legts-|}"° 0! oa nee feild cream. | Intion in the case of cities of the|water,” Many who" have cee third clase, which are prohibited|*imple and harmless treatment r under @ recent ruling of the au-|POr astonishing resulta preme court from levying a tax in|crow’s feet, a wash lotion mate te excess of 10 mills, Big property dissolving an ounce o powdered holders hope to knock out the Olym-‘#axolite In a half pint witch hazel pia 17-mill levy. y, the wax wi freckien or yellow blo! ruptions orbed, ” clear, ekin Cheasty’s Haberdashery Second Ave. at Spring St. beneath A the druggist (Wouc rinkles or THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St.—2 Shope—110 Madison will prove remarkably effectual Advertisement “WITH YOUR KIND PERMISSION I NO MANNERS * OH, Don't WILL SHOW You 4 LITTLE TRICK WIFE DECLARES foot, ME Evar, NR MENTION (T. 3 LEARNED ay THE CIRCUS? *vaH— f | |Uoox— "NOW, JUST ARTICHOKE, THERG'S ALWAYS "Yes, C MANNERS!” Col. William M. Inglis, com-| ]WHAT FOR THAT, He's SUCH A CHANCE manse'be : mander of the Second Regiment of KIN MASTER DICKIE, A TRIAL? THAT THey'LL MR, ARTICHOKE! HUSH, _ the National Guard and former su- YOU TAKE BEHAVE Ww ‘i . . DIcKie, tendent of the Seattle Ath- Dor’ vu HEN On, ver's Hat! - ogee is made defendant in a YOURSELF THEY GRow iH, THAT'S o a for divorce by Mrs. Anna Havs IT, BY DIFFERENT # ss ALL MEAKS,” alleges the colonel has an) | ungovernable temper and has in- formed her that he no longer has| love for her. 1e couple were married April 29, 1902, and have one child, a boy! 10 years old. Mrs. Inglis asks for the custody of the child and $100 month alimony. FEAR FOR BRIDGE CORDOVA, May 7.—Ice in the Copper river fs going out, and it is) feared the heavy floes will carry) gway the Chitina bridge, a wooden structure, affording traffic between | Chitina and Kennecott, 4