The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 21, 1914, Page 4

E SEATTLE STAR WEPArRRS OF SCHIVTS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF v Press Assectation. Bntered at Seattle, Wash, Postoffice as Second-Class Matte “mall, out of city, 8% per mon. Up, {0 six mon alk moa #1 RB rm ity, Tie a month on all departments. : ugh---and Live Longer PRE you never going to smile again? : Who? Why, you, my little lady, with the drooping mouth and d passion for sympathy, you, whom mother called “gig Only a few years ago, because it was simply impos to suppress the smiles and laughter. Why do you now as though you had struck the “dropping off place’ "You surely can't have forgotten those jolly, rollicking When with Anne, or May, or Bess, you snuggled down & corner and giggled at anything—nothing Wasn't it a hit, though? The very thought of it almost you giggle again Troubles? Just abuse your mind of the race that they ‘all showered on you. Everybody has them, though some don’t shake them out and hang them up in the air all) time, to display them for the entertainment of their ac- SS send your resignation to the Tearful society and join 8 Royal Order of the Smile That Won't Come Off club. | 'g a lot more fun. | 1E FOLKS are so unreasonable. Every little while an erratic! ‘of humanity is heard hinting at society's obligation to those in| from compulsory idleness, utterly oblivious of the fact that ly one-half of society endures much privation to maintain its credit dresamaker and milliner, not to mention the high cash price of "DR. NORMAN ANGELL tells Stanford university that it would ran, ©7/000,000 soldiers and 50 effort to subdue the United 1 And It would cost Pa y¥ @ billion soldiers and 1,000 campaigning to subdue Great Britain. What's the use? Do as We Dream | OST a generation ago one of our captains of com- fixed as the goal of his ambition the ownership of| lest building in the world. | has attained it. The Woolworth building towers unto} like a pyramid of ancient Egypt—it, too, represents nm from thousands of lives. | captain of industry had another dream. He wanted) tories humming with the cheerful labor of the most} e of the ablest craftsmen. pick of the best. We do as we dream. | lat is your dream—conquest, vainglory or useful human} He has set a magnet which ICS 1S an “amoosin’ cuss,” as Artemus Ward would say. Montreal's “clean-up” mayor, has been cleaned up by| ty for another fellow. | i OF BULGARIA Ie to visit the United States next month, | she isn’t going to come farther West than Chicago, she'll go and ) maj ¢ with some beastly Ideas about the country. INS, AFTER spending $40,000 to entertain Roosevelt in private trains, are aghast at receiving a bil! from him for le cer delivered at a banquet. Huh! Did they think he TION: Fi a nl JAL ACADEMY OF DANCING MASTERS seems fevive the Furiana, popular among the Venetians in 1650. But ‘meeded Is revival of a dance wherein you can down upon knees and crawl off the greased fioor when your lege get all ood Cheer Aids Digestion of Food tics Can Make the Rest wh temper of the family and cheer around the table interest to) ‘Bow suffering in this way best to eat slowly and masti- each mouthful carefully. How- Wer, if slow eating and careful ast tion fail the next ald is one to nature, Dr. Caldwell’s Syr- i > MAJ. 8 MARTIN ‘up Pe This remedy {s an ex- been dotn carnival, held under th: curity, at the carnival working away with An’ sure, “A foight,” replied Pat. “An did you @roik the other fellow?" MR. HENPECK’S TRIALS Mr. Henpeck—-W-what have I done now? His Wife—You brate, you have secret. Mr. Henpeck ret? His Wite- : ; ; Mr. Henpeck—I pledge and best paid workers in the world. my word thin fe the first | know Henry Ford's dream is coming true. His shops are the|] of tt. His Wife—Don't Ife, Heary—t found it fn your pay envelope. Henpeck—Dear me, how was I to know, when you never let me open it myself! Mr, eee Once In Awhlle. “Do you ever get stage fright?” asked the friend of the actor. “Only when I meet my cred- ttors,” replied ‘idly. RARE PRESENCE OF MIND Pat, what hev yes ‘Wowhy, what se They've raised your salary at the office, the actor, SHE'S FOR IT “You're aren't you, for i cent Mr. ices. And “the woman worth while is the one who “‘Satete % GA tot had crease the postoffice deficit $70,- Smile when everything goes dead wrong.” |] enough presints of min’ not to, 000.000, and cripple the parcel o she will live much longer than if she allowed her|] He owed me three dollars.” rok ‘ier ‘Oe ee bles to drive the laughs away Neha think, I'll nave between § and 10 vitations.” eee Beware of Him. Crawford—The look happy when he isn't & good companion. sit in a poker game with bh’ ee Warned in Time. he slapped his small sister. few moments. den he turned to hig “The next time I want b arked. - eee Near the Cook Teacher—Now boys, find our copper? Smart Boy—-Please, str, you Proving the Punch. Skide—You think his bas a real punch to it? Skittlee—Gure thing! ought to have seen the ft put me to aleep. * e¢e8e Then They Quit. “What's the trouble here?” “The bellboys are on a strike.” "Want more pay, I suppose? A man came to o little “No, can- while ago and asked Waldisiasca Bzcburczs paged.” Approximately 6,000 people Monday visited the Rice U Dore water auspices of the Knights and Ladies of Se- rounds, Second ay. and Lenora st. The carnival will be in town for the remainder of the week. While the high divers and other water attractions were not on hand last night, and will not begin till today, a large motordome, tn which two men and a woman participate, furnished the thrill of the! evening, and 16 other tents furnished the amusements. There's danc- }ing baby dolls, and a negro minstrel show, and a trip to Mars, and the | targest woman tn the world, and the smaliest man in the world, eta but some husbands a. y. thuredy ives has got Ree, their trained, al) rite fer instance a poor simp | herd about over in brooklin the uther day his name ts alfred and he is one of these little yes-dearie guys that dearie picks !t out for him dearte has a shape like a fruit Jar and a voice that would make . : a sawmill whissel cry itself to . advice that sleep VA : well, alfred was doing a little spring carpenter work out on the back porch when dearle came out to see how he was getting along up on a stepladder acrew- Wears a 65-8 hat, he was | Ease that Try this (made with of] of mustard | Millions have found ft a m | relief. of the old-time and mustard not blister plasters did gia, Congestion, You can obtain Dr. Caldwell’s Muscles, Bru: Chilb: digestan driver, and she says, alfred, { uscles, Bruises, ain: fn the digestion of food, fifty conte oF one doliene tee iaticy | Mill want you to gape eo gag nal Ba noth al . “ Gently on the liver and bowels, | size being bought by heads of fam- | sn aettny 4 dishes {a abot 6 At your druggiat's, in 25 them of the accumulation that should long ago have passed off. 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Jnlike these, | Syrup Pepsin does not lose its good effect, and by automatically training the stomach and bowel work, soon re- for —a “9 PAINLES? 19a0800e¢ Cheap Dental Work Expensive vast @ifference between nd getting “WHAT ARE YOU GOING YO YoU WERE GOING To DRESS UP!" to or bridge 5 (e BEST make the best Gold Crowns in for he bi t st Porcelain mame abi is ‘work will be of the best you exactly what your will cost by fre Our work te sure to pleam Bor sure to suit you, We do as Ask your friends about us, ALBANY CUT RATE DENTISTS Floor People’s Bank Buildi Becond F ni Babe Kievator or Walk Up | as easy to land WEAR THAT FOR{ 1 THOUGHT alfred dident say nuthing whe hollers, anser me when { speak to you! alfred! alfred give a big gulp, re i could anser you moral—{f you don’t want to be a screw-awallower, pick one out | that will say yes, dearie to you @ then he says, excuse mo, dearie, my mouth was full of screws and 1 | had to swoller a few of them be- Jars, and a special large size for $2.50. Accept no substitute. Company, Cleveland, Ohio, will mail you a jar, postage RUSH A. WENSTER, 194 © Now York City, says “Lean highly rec nuffering rom Neura. they're harder to find, ‘but just Johny TO IMPROVE HIGHWAY OLYMPIA, April 21.—A_ contract | . Monti-| to clear, grade and drain about four | | card with your| miles of the Pacific highway from | Woodland to La Center has been GAINS He PERSISTS CELLULOID CoLLarR HE WAS MARRIED IN!” postage, Jobnemith t* “But my dear lady, if we have lower letter postage tt will conte & year replying to party tn- man who can Crabshaw—-But you'd better not Little Johnny had been naughty jay. At last, to cap the climaz, “The next time you tease your sister, you go to bed without your dinner,” the father said sterniy, Tho kiddie sat in silence for a Then all of a sud- father, sletes, Tl) wait until after dinner,” seen where we got our tin from. Can any boy tell me where we kitehen, cuddlin’ the cook! eee awarded to ©. H. 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FOREWARNED-FOREARMED The Owl—Now, !f it was night I could see you, and then I'd eat you. The Monse—Thanks. By the way, have you an almanac I can borrow? The Owl--Why an simanac? The Mouse—-I want to be sure “| have often wondered if the there's no eclipse of the un |! storified auccess of my ‘operations today within the law,’ after I come out of Never Exposed prison as Mary Turner, really ever “Tam afraid your husband ts [linfiuences any one to the notion of a choleric temperament, ————— madam.” “Good heavens, doctor, and not GIRLS! CLEAN AND one of us has ever had the cholery, either! The V Worst The Dam you're an olf soldier? What the worst en- gagement you were ever in? The Merchant—When I was engaged to my landiady's daugh- ter for three weeks, miss! |STOP WASHING HAIR! TRY THIS! MAKES IT GLOSSY, | SOFT AND ABUNDANT Surely try a “Danderine Hair Cleanse” if you wish to immediate- WATER CARNIVAL IS POPULAR | 2m ocssineers aro manning TAKE REFUGEES jdepart from | explore the (raila where | make the de | park. Seattlo August 1, three weeks. of ), today. | arvelous plaster, = does ‘ont: | it pre. \ cial only: the beaten paths and more dangerous Indian ate k horses cannot ious windings, during | their outing In Glacier National The trip will start from and continue NATONAL DENTIST Bystem of plate work. Spe offering for this week ly double the beauty of your hair. Just moisten a cloth with Dander- ine and draw it carefully through your hair, taking one small strand time, this will cleanse the hair of dust, dirt or any excessive of]— in a few minutes you will be h amazed. 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This company is composed of negro war veterans. Tickets on sale for SPECIAL NORTHE N PAC Montana, the Dakotas, Minneso’ New York to embark on steame LINE. and 50c HOME-MAKERS COME hospital | $5—Plates—$5 CENTRALIA, Wash. April | We also do crown and bridge With the intention of making If your work. homes in Lewis county a carload send of Virginia and West Virginia im: $3—Per Tooth—$3 migrants has just arrived here. Tickets M and we } lay prepaid.| Guaranteed dentistry for the [| MAY CAN CROSSLEY teteh ae. iy least money, | FAIRBANKS, Alaska, April 21.— |It ts reported here Attorney Gen- Jeral McReynolds has requested the Rates are open to all. For steamer RESERVATIONS ON ATLANTIC LINES, apply to tein “THE PENALTY OF BUTTING IN” IN WEARING THAT OLD “DON'T SoB, MOTHER, —— DLL Take iT AWAY FRom NATIONAL DENTISTS N. W. Corner of 4th and Pike. resignation of District Attorney | Crossl Crossley is on his way to Seattle on board the steamer Northwestern, Phone your WANT AD to MAIN 9400 today, for by to- morrow today will be yes- terday. H. N. KENNEDY, Gen. Agt. Telephone, NORTHERN PA A. D, CHARLTON, A. | eT CO, lteu You! 2) EXCURSION FARES Daily June 1 to Sept. 30 TO NORWAY For Norwegian Centennial GO WITH THE SONS OF NORWAY on their Specially Char- tered American Line 8, 8. “St. Paul,” from New York May 7. Minneapolis and St. Paul, where passengers will meet those from Or, secure passage ON ANY TRANS-ATLANTIC STEAMSHIP Let us make your reservation now, TO CHICAGO For Biennial Musical Festival Tickets May 19 and 20 TO ATLANTA, GA With the Shriners 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 J. O. MeMULLEN, City Pass, Agt. 107 Yesler Way, Seattle, Wash. “NOW, * THE CELLULOID ong — You WENT AND TORS Twa MARGARET ILLINGTON WANTS TO TEACH LOW WAGE LESSON “It tent easy to hurt the feelings of others, even when you are only acting it out on the stage, if you | believe in playink fair with your {that clever people can plan tricks }and shams that will last and pass the inspection of those men who are hired to protect the public. I |hope not, for I would not care to influence any one to try a wrong |thing. The lesson I like in the |play is near the first, when I tell |the store owner why his girls steal. If I can really show my audiences that low wage is, in most Cases the fundamental trouble in big con- cerns where girls are employed, I shall be giad.” || AT THE THEATRES Metropolitan — Standard Grand |] Opera Co., in “Faust.” || Moore—Mergaret Tilington ia |] _ “Within the Law.” |] Seattie—Avenue Players in “A Fool There Was.” BEAUTIFY HAIR; NO DANDRUFF—25 CENT DANDERINE pileation of Danderine dissolves ery particle of dandruff; invig- ates the scalp, stopping itching and falling hair. Danderine is to the hair what fresh showers of rain and sunshine are to vegetation. It goes right to the roots, invigorates and strength- ens them. Its exhilarating, stimu- Properties lating and Iife-producing cause the hair to grow long, strong and beautiful. You can surely have , soft, lustrous hair, and lots of it, if you will just get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton’s Danderine from any drug store or toflet counter and try it as directed. 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