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OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Preas Assoctation, - United Pane the Last | PPVHIRTY-FOUR years ago his wife, came to New York from Germany She 34. He worked steadily and faithfully until six years ago, when age and i!ln him, Then Jacob and Elizabeth ‘went to live with their son, Andrew Last February Andrew had hard luck and could not care for his parents any more. So they had to be carted off to Phe almshouse—their first separation. Three days later, grand on George, a boxmaker, thought maybe he could care for Wehree and took them into his hgme. Then George was Jaid off. 4 With nothing saved and nothing coming in, it meant the )almshouse again for the old folks 4 No it didn’t, cither—there was another way 4 The morning the closed van was backed in front of the br to take Jacob and good wife Elizabeth away, the grand- Elizabeth, he Jacob Theiss and 35 and gon called, but they didn't answer They had found the a With a clothesline attached to the curtain pole across window they had swung off to a more welcome haven han the county home; and died, as they had lived—together Yet in New York, and not far away, were many who Wadn’t worked as faithfully or as steadily as Jacob and Eliza P beth; many, indeed, who had not worked at all, yet who _‘Teveled in plenty, surfeited with unearned prosperity Would it not be better for all concerned if society were 6 take from those who have more than they can possibly use of their unneeded surplus to keep in comfortable old he veterans of industry whose toil 1s at the base of all Ts charity or suicide the best fate that we can arrange for who spend their all in the service of society? | Far Apart as the Poles FTER 4 lengthy discussion upon amalgamation plans at the meeting of the republican state central commit- fn Tacoma, the futility of getting the progressives back the standpat party was aptly summed up by Lieut. Gov when he said: © “Put Tom Fisk, republican, and Tom Murphine, pro- jive, in a room with nothing to eat but bread and water, the key in the lock and tell them to fight it out and to a party agreement. At the end of the month they iid still be at it, as far from political amity as ever.” It is significant that progressives are not even consider- amalgamation, while everywhere the standpatters are against hope that the progressives will return to the/| Only last Saturday, our standpat senator, Wesley IMER Jones, made an amalgamation speech in New Jones knows that he cannot be re-elected unless he essive votes. But progressives—true progressives little concerned with spoils of office. They have big cip to fight for, and men like Tom Fisk, and Tom and LORIMER Jones, are congenital standpatters are as far removed from progressive ideals as the north! the south pole. _ THIS WAR is getting serious. _HANDPICKING? NO; never again, sang the republican hand- Im chorus Saturday. Wonder why! SEATTLE WILL have grand opera that ordinary folks will under: ‘and it won't cost $7 a seat. Won't wonders ever cease? It even stopped a game of golf. | | “HUERTA’S APOLOGY must be full,” says President Wilson. If| ‘only say “Huerta must be full,” the war would be over immedi- IND WITH all the excitement, T. R. is lost somewhere In the American jungies. Thunderation! _ TIMES MUST be brightening up. Uncle Sam spent a million more) and tobacco last month than In March, 1913, AN HAS concluded another famous peace treaty. Colombia Is| to shut up her squealing. You Might as Well Use Your Credit Here It’s as Good as Cash % : i We have a 21-store buying power back of us, that | | ‘is the reason we can sell—better—Clothing on Credit at cash prices. This big credit institution offers you the best wear- @ ing apparel! for men and women that money can buy Our credit convenience is at any time you want to make use of it. Don’t hesitate, come | im and select your clothing needs. 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THAT'S ALL "VE BEEN CETTING FOR A WECK — C4poace! THINK IT AM— THE STA THE SEATTL MONEY V8. LIFE received a demanding “Listen, I've Black Hand $1,000," “Metter give it to ‘em; they're Mable to kill you." “That's what I'm afraid of, Will you lend me the $1,0007" “On second thought, old man, I'd ignore it if 1 were you.” see t JOSH WISE SAYS | “Now that th’ price | fruit ha just letter in th’ luxury 0° egg shampoos one't more.” ° eee Surely Not Settlement Worker how you can afford to wear om trich feathers I don't see Mag—I get elght dollars week Settlement Worker—Well_ you shouldn't plume yourself on that ee WI Fix Him Woman—If a husband gets drunk seven nights tn the week, can his wife get alimony? Lawyer Sure!" Woman Umm! Next time the rummy proposes I'll marry him!" see In the Solitud Tourist—How did pur find your way out when you got lost in these Rockies? 7 Guide—I never did get ont. T'm still lost. cee Sound But Distressing “Here!” he growled, “what do you mean by king me out of & sound wleep Hecause, dear replied his wife, sweetly, “it waa such a dis tressing sound.” “2 - ee Easy Cure. A Fine, All Right “Doctor, I'm feeling awful, 1 “We're going out in Tom's can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't—" new racing car today.” “Lean cure you,” «aid the “That'll be fine.” doctor, “if you'll take my advice. “You, it'll probably end t Go and ask her to marry you.” way ff the constable gots us.” YOUNG BOY WRITES Editor The Star: I am only 9 od, representing the general com. mittee having In charge the Unity Evangelistic campaign of the four downtown churches, take this Boston Dentists 1420 Second Avenue. Opposite Bon Marche. people of Seattle who bave trees that the caterptilars are coming. I lots of them in our trees already. Now is the them. time to get rid of BUFORD MYERS. COMPLAINS OF CHILDREN T am writing Editor The Star: to tell you of my trouble. I love to have my yard looking} nice and take great pride in keep | ing it so. I find this extremely TENT Beers ere hard work on account of some of/ the children in the neighborhood. | Last Monday I got some Madrona trees in West Seattle and planted them. The next day I visited a sick friend and when I returned) one of the young trees, I found, had | been broken in two. One of the children had done it l am 49 years old, and ft ts no amall task for me to care for my place. Don’t you think the people with children should be more thoughtful of others? RS. C. F,, 601 N. 62nd. True-to-Nature Teeth APPRECIATES HELP Editor The Star: The undersign The Finest Production of Dental Art Examination and advice Free ALBERT HANSEN Gold Crowns (22-k. and extra Jeweler and Silversmith Is Now Located at His New Store 1010 Second Ave. Near Madison. NAVY YARD ROUTE copt Sunday), #:00, 10:30 a. m. (except Sunday, Sunday 2:80), Bridgework (strictly _first- class), per Tooth .....$5.00 Gold Fillings .....$1.50 Up (Finest Teeth in the world.) All Work Guaranteed 15 Years. (ox: 2:00 pm Saturday, 11:46 p.m Endorsed by leading bus | Time Table subject to change without] nan the dental profe | nottes Phone Main % Fare 600 Round Trip. tars ‘THe THAT NIGHT: oa ee LAST OF THE "OH, THEY HAVE wHAT WHY DIANA CABGAGE, THANK THEY CALL A ‘COUNTRY e PAPA, YOUR FATHER Goobness !4 STORE’. WHOGVER HOLDS THAT'S YouR WAS CERTAINLY A LUCKY NUMBER GETS NuMBER! BORN W . CALLED UP To THS S Lane es WHAT'S STACe ond GSTS Go UP AND SICVER SPoon IN , These .GROCERIGS AND SSE WHAT His PockeT! se Carvs PROVISIONS \ Diana €° 274 \ True-to-Nature Teeth, per set) seseeeees+ 95.00 to $15.00, MONDAY, APRIL 20, 19 E STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT , BUGS LIKE MUSIC; FROGS LIKE BUGS; Bugs! Boge! Bugs!” don't imow any bug songs the Kansas farmers. “Chinch We're farmers, not op'ry sing- ers,” snap back the farmers. bugs, June bugs, potato bugs, Well, I'll send you some frogs, the whole gol durn buggery musical frogs, a whole carioad threatens the Kanaas crops!” they like music. Uncle Sam to the Kansas far: ers. Dissolve It, That's Best Way OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE WHAT WOULD YOU DO? — IF YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW CAME ALONG WHILE YOU WERE DINING WITH A YOUNG LADY/ NOT YOUR WIFE #> 3 / BUGS LISTEN; FROGS BITE; BLOOEY! | banks. Press club jot All Sa | Western Alaska Steamship Co. House ng’s Spring cicaning Sale raordinary price inducements to help us clean house odds and ends and discontinued merchandise Offers yau © of over-stoc 10¢ Colored Handkerchief 40c 6x8 Long Wear ther Square 20¢ Machinists’ or Riveting Hammer Handle Hottle Peroxide tin, No, 20 Stanley Try Square 4%4n. Stanley Try ar quare Whitman & Barnes i4-in. Bit Handle Cotton Mop Head 60c and 560 Tinners Setting or Paning Hammer $1.00 natural finish, Helser California pattern, long Pruning Shears * SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1415-1417 FOURTH AVENUE HERE” <A ELSEWHERE, HERE ELSEWHERE ° o° oar Master Bakers of Washington| Steamer Robert Dollar of Seattle, hold annual convention here April yw at San Francine ects to 28 0 be first through Pa ‘a Genel Legisiative Federation, King Rasedp Egy yf {wine cae county met today loop th: 1 ha , Niles, Hempstead y ator, €. C. Gaumnitz resigns as 8. BE. pi ouriy n for half mile. Co, purchasing agent Seattle Lodge, 51, K. of P. gives entertainment at Pythian hall Vincent Astor able to sit up. Three students, Delafield, Wis, Wednesday night drowned Or. C. M. Buchanan, Tulalip In-| Application of Abe Ruef, San |\dian agency superintendent, will! Francisco, for rdon, to be con make address in Indian language | sidered next meeting of prison j at launching of steamer Suquamish. | poard New schooner for first trip Tyee left today h hil ating In Alaska fishing Three drowned while bo; 9 Lake Quinsigamund, Mass France paid tribute Sunday to memory of Bishop Bossuet, who died 110 years ago. Michael Mahoney, who attempted assassination of Mayor Mitchel, New York, held under 00 ball. Fire destroys famous Hotel Mary- land, Pasadena, Cal. Fraser river fishermen appeal to adian government to keep Ori- to Newspapermen and bankers cel- k system at ay night “The Man From Home” will be produced by Franklin High Schoo! Dramatic club Friday night Annual rose show in Rainier val- ley June 12, under auspices Guild Episcopal church rand Lady Sir Alexander Flo | Flower, from Stratford-on-Avoi als out of salmon fishing. |England, will be entertained t Roosevelt boomed for president |Saunderson School of Expression | by Senator Poindexter. | Tuesday. Mrs. Minnie Wallace Walkup Thousands view paintings by John Butler, loca! artist, at display under auspices of Fine Arts society in Baillargeon building. W. C. Dawson & Co. take over Ketcham, three times a widow, is left one-fourth of estate of Delancy H. Louderback, former partner of Chas. T. Yerkes, Chicago. According to reports, 19 state of- fices keep well witbin allowances roared of musical fro The frogs will sing, the bugs will Haten; they'll drop right down Mr. Bull Frog's throat, and the Kansas crops will be saved. Animals You Ought to Know “Sing that song to the buge-— 1 don't,” “But we're no ‘bugs. means of expressing their apprecia. tion and thanks for the publicity furnished through the coly The Seattle Star. Very trul WASHING WON'T RID HEAD OF DANDRUFF The capybara looks like a clum. sy little guinea pig, bat he swims like a fish and he's as much at home in the water as any of the finny tribe. Some of his aquatic tricks are high diving and long swime under water. The capybara is found in the riv. ers of South America, and if he'd just keep in the rivers he'd be all right, but quite often he wanders out and raids the sugar cane and does a great deal of dam: the sugar crop. As he fee on vegetable matter he keeps the banks of the South American rtv. ers free of vegetation, and the streams where the capydara livee are never choked with moss or weeds. The only sure way, to get rid of dandruff is to dissolve it, then you destroy it entirely. To do this, get about four ounces of ordinary liquid arvon; apply it at night when retiring; use enough to mois ten the scalp and rub it in gently with the finger tips | Do this tonight, and by morning most if not all of your dandruff will be gone, and three or four more applications will completely dissolve and entirely destroy, every single sign and trace of it, no matter how much dandruff you may have You will find, too, that all itch ing and digging of the scalp will stop at once, and your hair will be fluffy, lustrous, glossy, siiky |. A Indian canoe trip across Lake and soft, and look and fee! a bun-| Wshington ts the stunt planned eed toni ator |by the Spokane club at the Uni TRAVEL INDIAN STYLE It you want to preserve your|¥ersity of Washington April 24. hair, do by all means get rid of dandruff, for nothing destroys the HE TALKS “SCIENCE” hair more quickly. It not onty starves the hair and makes it fall out, but it makes it stringy, strag- | sly, dull, dry, brittle and lifeless, and everyone notices ft. You can get liquid arvon at any drug store.,| It is inexpensive and never fails to do the work An interesting lecture on the benefits of Christian Science was heard by a large number of people when Prof. Herman 8. Hering, C 8. B., member of the board of lec- tureship of the Mother Church, Bos ton, talked last night at the Hippo. drome. | ease DIANA DILLPICKLES IN Ad men meet in convention at Vancou June 11-13. Seattle fanciers send Portland show at Olympia. Waldo G. Paine also declines to accept Lieut, Gov. Hart's nomina- tion for regent of state college. i cats to You can serve your family good things every meal if your cook has the aid of Carnation Milk From Contented Cows Less butter and cream needed. Use Carnation Milk in cooking, baking bread, pastry, cakes and doughnuts, seasoning vege- tables, for whipping, etc., and you will be more than pleased with the improved flavor, as com- pared with using ordinary milk, which comes in bottles. It is clean, sweet and pure. It is sterilized and*hermetically sealed—to preserve its wholesomeness. And Carnation Milk other advan- tages. It can be conveniently kept in the pantry or kitchen cabi- s ready for use Start flavoring your foods and coffee with Carnation Milk At Your Grocer’s has “ Ss A 4-Reel “Screecher” Film “AH, THE LUCKY HOLDER oF NO.9¢2 WINS THIS BEAUTIFUL CAB BACE !* WtOnmocscrce ~m-