The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 17, 1914, Page 11

ALECK By Fred L. Boalt Kings and queens (aald Aleck ab) should be compelled to wear their crowns lat all times and lon all occasions. How else are we to know they are =okings = and queens I noticed re cently that Queen Mary of England arriving after vis iting hours at the British Museum, was stopped by a policeman who, as she was not wear ing her crown at Aleck McNab. the time, took her for a rather vixenish middle-aged Woman—which she is Her majesty was very vexed by the incident, the policeman was dly frightened, and the public was tiy amused—and all because Mueen Mary does not wear her Crown when she goes sight-seeing Tt Was lucky for the policeman that he did not kick the queen. 1 1 An Appeal to Wives You know the terrible affliction that comes to many homes from the result of a drinking husband br son. You know of the money ‘asted on “Drink” that ts needed In the home to purchase food and Jothing ORRINE has saved housands of drinking men. It is home treatment and can be given | Secretly. Yowr money will be re- funded if, after a trial, it has fafled RINE is doing Swift's Pharmacy, Second and ALBERT HANSEN Jeweler and Sitveremith te Now Located at His New Store 1010 Second Ave. Near Madieen. Gofast via California “The Exposition Line, 1918” Rocklisland Lines tte Gummer Ali the Way Kansas City, 6t. Lovie, Chicago New York and All Eastern Cities ASK FOR RATES C. G. CHISHOLM . District Freight and Passenger Agent Phone Elliott 1256 720 Second Ave. J OHIO RATE DENTISTS We make a specialty of teeth withont plates by our painiess method. Amalgam Filling $1) Porcelain Bridgework $3 Full Sets Teeth $5 & Up Any work that doesn't prove @atisfactory will be repaired free of charge at any time, Come in SOON day, if you wWish—for free examination and WE STAND BACK OF OUR WORK FOR 12 YEARS’ GUARANTEE University St. 2nd and Uni- versity St. Opp. Fra Paterson Co. ' said that | night. Gold Crowns . . . $3): M’NABI| do not know what would happen ff a London “bobby” should kick the Queen, but I do know what hap pened when my friend, Percy Clarke, booted the king of atl the Kaffaranos Look you, m’ friend, it was the king's own fault, For how ts one to know that a leopard skin breech clout is the badge of royalty? All | Knew about Maboo was that he was big, black and proud, like all the Kaffaranos, and that he could get more work out of niggers than L could, So I made him a sort of under-boss. We were at Kibbergory, 20 miles east of Victoria Nyanga, Central Africa, breaking stone for ballast for the Uganda railroad Percy, who was the muntetpal clerk at Kibbergory, came down one day, and, coming up with a big black man with a leopard skin about his middle, kicked him off the path—the most natural thing in the world to do. Only, if he bad been long in Af rica, he would have known better than to kick a native wearing a leopard skin. His majesty, being & large man and fn a truly royal rage, knocked Perey off his feet with the flat of his big, black paw Then Maboo disappeared Percy reported the incident to me, neglecting, however, to men tion that the native bad worn a leopard skin. He wanted the na- tive punished. Two days later | found Maboo ina kraal nearby, with his cousin, Abdul, who, though I didn't know it, was a sort of a duke. 1 grabbed Maboo, tled him up, jand ordered Abdul to lead him to to benefit. Costs only $1.00 a box. S&>commissioner Bagge's camp Come in and get a free booklet and | {ve tiles away, with a note Jet us tell yon of the good OR.! ¥bich I would give him. The note this is the native that Perey booted. Give him 25 lashes with the koboka"—"koboka” being the native word for rhinoceros- hide whip. A native African will not touch a letter or note with his hands. It is very “bura,” entirely “voodoo,” and altogether “bad medicine.” So Swim, {f you are troubled with bow legs. ‘This is the frank advice of Lottie) Mayer, champion long-distance swimmer of the world, who tr ing aquatic stunts at the Pantages this week with her six water nymphs in bathing suits of peacock blue. Asa cure-all for physical ilis, Miss Mayer believes that swimming done judiciously is the best medicine in) the world. " she said. “When I | Any one who sees Miss Mayer do! her dive from a trapeze into the big! How Thin People | Can Put On Flesh A New “ Discovery Thin men and women—that hearty filling dinner you ate What became of al) the fat- producing nourishment It contained?) You haven't gained in weight ounce, That food p from body ike unburned o: open grate. Th terial was there but your fe dooan't work and stick, and the plain truth is you t enough nourishment fror is to pay for the coat o' ing. This is true of thin folks the world over. Your nutritive or- gans, your functions of assimilation, are sadly out of gear, and need re- construction. Cut out the foollsh foods and funny sawdust diets. t the flesh cream rub-ons. Cut out everything but meals you are eating now, and eat with every one of those a single Sar gol tablet. difference. pounds of healthy should be the net result Sargo! charges your weak, stagnant blood with millions of fresh new red blood Corpusclos—gives the blood the car rying power to deliver every o of tat-making material in your food to every part of your body. Sargol, too, mixes with your food and pre- pares it for the blood in easily as- similated form. Thin people gain all the way from 10 to 25 pounds a month while taking SarKol, and the ut. Sargol tablets Hination of #ix of | flosh-producing elements known to chemistry, They come 40 tablets to a pre ee, are pleasant harmless and inexpensive, and Bar tell Drug Co. and Swift's’ Pharmacy and all other druggists in Seattio and ae ag tee of wi wolute guaran’ or money back.—Adv hardly In two weeks note the Five to eight good, solid mtay there” fat Tells How Percy Kicked | know them by their crowns, GIRLS, ARE YOU BOW-LEGGED? iF YOU ARE, TRY SWIMMING CURE! Lottie Mayer, Champion Wom an Long-Distance Swimmer. across the Heves she can beat the 11-mile rec-| ord made by Annette Kellerman. ™made the whole journey,” King and Started War Abdul, holding my note to Bagge in the cleft of a stick, and marching his cousin before him, atarted for the campy But on the way he cut Maboo's thongs and loosened him, ‘Then he went on to the camy one, The n mark ye aid that “thie te the tive that Perey booted Oho!” said Sergeant Jimmie Milte & the Grenadier Guarda who usually handled the koboka So yo ba 4d our Perey did you ae laid on hard It took me a week to get the straight of it, and then it was too late to repair the damage All the Kaffaranos quit the job. They began burning white men's hot They drove a herd of 200 cattle Into the tists! fly belt, where all died of sleeping sickness They butchered three of the brothers Ogilvie an amagied a fourth through the neck, though be lived We organized an — expedition againet them, and, {n the end, of course, thrashed them properly, but they fought Itke devils. | eee The thing got into pers in England. It was called a war, There were questions asked in parliament. Why had servants of the empire booted the king of « friendly nation? Why had they whipped the Royal Duke Abdul? The newspapers, unfriendly to the government then in power pressed hard for answers to these questions, The premier wanted te know the answers. fice, the foreign office, the colonial office—-all wanted to know Need I tell you that the explana tion that went out from Uganda was not wholly true? In time we placated the royal wrath of Maboo, king of the Kaf faranos. We pacified his grace, Ab dul. We bought them pretty crowns of bright tin. If you should happen to Kibbergory, I doubt would see bis majesty, boo, and his cousin. visit not that you King Ma- You will! tank at the local playhouse is con- vinced beyond a doubt that she has no troubles with “bows” these days, Miss Mayer wili make a try at the English channel when she goes “pond” this fall. She be- “I don't believe any woman ever will be able to swim all the way across, for only two men have “But, l am going to go as far as I jean.” Mayer's record is a awim of + and St. Louis, ‘The English channel ts only 22 miles, but filled with treacherous |currents AMARILLO, Tex. ht, 45 miles trom BIeRt to. the tent ef she wena tor 6 while, for every resident ta affilcted with the measles. There are about 150 case in the town, and the epidemic has con tinued for a month. *¢ SEASICK Pisin TOPEKA, April 11.-—-Prof. Dyche, state fish and game warder doesn’t think much of the railroads of Kansas, aeeord to bie atate ment here. He blames the rough roads for killing many of his fish The rough, wavy and jerky rides in the which carries the min makes them seasick, and many never recover. Hw. 1 o LUMBERMEN’S CLUB ELECTS L, L. Fifer was elected temporary chairman and F, A. Wick temporary secretarytreasurer at the meeting of Seattle lumbermen at the Raths keller yesterday, Organization of the Lumbermen’s club of Seattle was completed, A FOR RENT ad in The Star Wants reaches more homes in one evening than there are people passing your home in a week | the newspa The war of-) she said. | THE STAR—FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 1914. OPEN SATURDAY GHT 11 ADJECTIVES WILL NOT DESCRIBE THE WONDERS OF THIS SALE MEN’S SUITS, OVERCOATS AND RAINCOATS BANKRU PT = STARR-MacPHERSON DEPARTMEN 1420-1422 THI NEAR CORNER LADIES’ Spring Suits $27.00 to $30.00 Values at 4, to %4 Off $i3.7 copy of an Nearly every oult in this showing imported model. A piquant charm results from the employment of odd coatee effects with loose tasseled strap pings, sashes tying in back, hand- made frog fastenings of ilk, ruf fled pleatings and beautiful frothy laces. The skirts show the influence of the minaret and bustle trend, with yoke effects, drapings and flaring tunics Ladies’ $12.00 and $15.00 Long Coats, sizes 14, 16 and | up to size 36, at .. $4.25 Ladles' $15.00 stytten Black Silk Taffeta Dresses, lace 7 95 trimmed, at on ‘ Ladies’ $15.00 and $18.00 Pon- gee Silk and Cream Serge Long Coats, all $6.95 sizes Children’s White Misses’ and - 69 “, blue c Pique Drew braid trimming .. Ladies’ $3.00 to $3.50 Stylish Chambray and Scotch Gingham Dresses, beautifully trimmed . Ladies’ $1.50 Long Crepe Kimonos, all Sizes, 39c MEN'S $15 Men's Suits, Strictly all tailored garments, $15.00. T STOCK ‘@ RD AVE. PIKEST. VYYY " LADIES’ SHOES 3.00 White Ca: flat or mediv $2.50 nearly Patent Leather all « Comfort $2.00 plain toe and rte Tennis Sip nie $5 Tan I ing Boot, high top, tus Cait kg double sole ‘alt nappy Spring ar aa4e ay $6 Tan Russia Calf in hi-toe Hutton Boots; ex with rope $2. 85 | Russia But. medium and Harry ¢ snappy tension sol stitched ed, Marry Gr ton Boo low heels, at Handkerchief i to % Off prod than Reautiful Plain and ered Handkerchiefs at yondertul Children's Handker- chiefs lad chiefs - 10e val- ues Handker-|Up to 200 Up _ tity to te Up to ite values Domestics at Less ThanMil! Prices Scottedale Shrunk Muslin, sold everywhere R. A. Ballinger and Attorney W. T. Dovell debate on Panama tolls question at Men's club meeting, Plymouth church, Tuesday night. TRY THIS IF YOU HAVE DANDRUFF Or Are Bothered With Falling Hair or Itching Scalp. There ts one sure way that never! fails to remove dandruff completely, | and that is to dissolve it. Thit de} stroys it entirely, To do this, just get about four ounces of plain, or-| dinary liquid arvon; apply ft at) night when retiring; use enough to) moisten the scalp and rub it in gent-| ly with the finger tips By morning most, if not all, of your dandruff will be gone, and three or four more applications will| completely dissolve and entirely de-| stroy every single sign and trace of | it, no matter how much dandruff! you may have. You will find, too, that all ttehing| and digging of the scalp will stop Hinstantly, and your hair will be fluffy, lustrous, glossy, silky and soft, and look and feel a hundred times better, | If you want to keep your hair looking rich, do by all means get rid lof dandruff, for nothing destroys |the hair so quickly, It not only} starves the hair and makes {t fall| out, but it makes {t stringy, strag. gly, dull, dry, brittle and lifeles jand everybody notices it. You can get liquid arvon at any drug store. | It is inexpensive, and four ounces | lis all you will need. This simple remedy has never been known to fail Style, Quality and a Perfect. Fit You get all three when ‘ou wear a Craton Suit. very suit made under di- rect supervision of Mr. Craton, We extend to you with pleasure the advantages of our liberal credit system It often comes in handy. Our suits always suit your purse. J. §. CRATON Tailor for Men and Women. 402 UNION ST. Cash or Credit. extra | Pequot Pillow Tubing wide, aold everywhere 45 Inches im. 14 ic 1420-1422—-THIRD AVENUE. TOUGH ON TWINS PEEKSKILL, N. Y., April 17.—Al- bert and Frank Nelson, twins, were arrested by the local police. The police wanted one and arrest- led both, to be sure to get the right | one. “The Miser’s Reversion’ ‘The End of the Feud’ A Rex story of love and fighting featuring WM. C. DOWLAN, an old Henttle favorite. “The Bath House Beauty” The Funniest of the Funny Koyst 00 SUITS, ALCO MAKE wool Choice MEN'S $20.00 SUITS, ALCO AND OTHER GOOD MAKES Men's coats, jably will establish a literary bureau lin Seattle to furnish newspaper ma | Which anti-liquor forces are now be-| $7.95 coats, Raincoats, Aleo make; fabric They are hand $11.50 Suits, Overcoats and Rain Alco and other good makes plain and unfinished new chalk $11.50 ine, all-wool fabrics; fancy mixtures worsted and line stripes, Glazed Kid onelion } els and exten * Kia Ginzed ng lieth 6 snappy noles, om, at Gun Metal hi-toe last Gun > hi-toe pe Women's Roots, extenal forated ed F Women's 4 | | } last . Button with a Women's 4 White Roots, new vative laste perforated edger Kid Gloves Boys’ Suits At 4 to % Off A display of Spring models in rived f our regular Iness. Rankrupt Prices NORFOLK SUITS Norfolk Suite for In smart els mites ~¥ down belts and patch pocketa, In homeapuns, checks, pin Checks stripes and cheviots. sizes @ to 16 years; $6.00 to $8.00 values $4 and $5 Values $2.95 tle Fellows’ Suits Little Pelle in homespun sHoye #1 Tub Suits. 5 Tub ay [INSPECTOR GETS GOLD WATCH AS HE LEAVES POST John Sullivan, Seattle police ral cer for 24 years, is today wearing a handsome gold watch, tribute of j the universal respect of the men in uniform of Seattle, and in his mind are ringing the kind words and good wishes expressed by Mayor Gil and city officials yesterday aft- ernoon at the formal retirement of the officer on pension. After the formalities, Inspector Sullivan “walked the gauntlet” of a moving picture machine down Yes-| ler way, past the city hall, with bis | son Charles. Inspector Mike Powers, newly ap- pointed, got into action as he! grasped the retiring officer by the hand and wished him well. As a result of the changes, Sergt. William H. Searing once a takes rating as captain, and wi! in charge of the Ballard station, with Densmore under his control. EDITOR TO HELP IN DRY ELECTION William EB. Johnson, editor of the New Republic, it is announbed, prob- terial for the prohibition campaign, | ginning to wage in earnest, A telegraph service, a force of car- toonists and a staff of trained writ ers will serve the bureau. A free plate service for smaller papers will be maintained, (ITY LINE WILL "START APRIL 25 : The dream of municipal owner- ship enthusiasts in Seattle will be | realized on April 20, when Division | A of the municipal street car line |will be placed in operation. City En- jaineer A. H. Dimock, in charge of \the construction, says he will be able to turn the division over on that date. The council has appro priated $200 for a celebration when jthe first car {s run over the line, THE Metropolitan — Henrletta THEATRES Cros- man in “The Tongues of Men,” Moore—Antarctic tures. Seattle—The Avenue Players in motion ple. DANCING HIPPODROME Fifth and Untversity. MEN'S $25.00 SUITS, Men's the fi ilk serges and new 1 cords : This offer embrace coats from clothes one of Include worsted, Bedford MEN’S $30.00 AND $35.00 SUITS This includes some of the f worsted, Scotch plaids, St ished worsted and ilk. Some silk best makers serges lined. Mac HIGH-GRADE $14.50 Suits, Overcoats and Rain nest makers of high-grade unfinished $14.50 $19.5 Fancy ture black and mi artan inest woolens known 1epherd plaids, finest unfin orated tO 919.50 and ted dec le wor by America’s 89c MEN’S SHIRT SALE SAMPLES AND SMALL Three hundred Shirts enter this combine to make one of the mo: launched in Seattle. lots and ere each lavender all sizer 39c S5e Meu's Balbriggan Underwear Shirts and Drawers. 29c all wizes, at MEN'S 82.00 FINEST NARKA~ GAN SPRING NEEDLE UNDERWEAR c Morcerixed, lustrous texture, in pink, blue, lavender; sweater or button front. Shirts and Drawers. all sizer n'n 2be fine Mercerized {ac Hone, black and colors i ack ar 14¢ | MEN’S stag Some are samples—others are odd LOTS, WORTH $2.00 event. Two big’ purchases now st remarkable Shirt events ever 89c 3S¢ beautiful, lustrous texture. shapeliness and elegance black black or tan Men's S5e Golf Shirts: blue and white and black and an white stripes 43¢ Men's Athletic Underwear, hetter than B D.; b0e grade; Shirts and Drawers, all sizes, 28¢ at BOYS 01.50 SWEATERS, 33c MAROON AND GRAY SHOES BOYS’. . Broken lines of Men‘s Gunmetal and Patent Leather Shoes, $3.50 and $4 grades; button $1.95 and Blucher styles, at Tan Work Men's $3.50 Chrome Shoes, in heavy double sole to | black | heel a rT or tan: all sizes. Rutton at Men's Shoes bench $5.00 Handeraft union made finteh . Men's $5.00 Winter Shoes in chrome calf and waxed kip: dou- $3.45 Men‘e $6.00 Flexo! Bunton Last Shoes in black, nuine Lotus 3 calf, price $5.00 Men's Russia Calf Shoes in the | In tan; reg all “sizes e | in and Ince lant waxed ton or de; regular price $6.00; all sizer The O'Donne\_ $7.00 beneh- Shoes at. win English calf finest FR $3.85 $3.95 $4.50 EAR CORNER PiKE—1420-1422 GRIFFITHS FIR PATROLMAN ON GRAFT CHARGE. After a thorough fn investigation in- to @ compiaint that Officer A. L. Humphrey had accepted money from a girl he had placed under ar- rest, Chief Griffiths dismissed the patrolman from the service late yes-| Humphrey was, terday afternoon. given a final chance to place new } Men's $6.00 Oxfords, Bannister $7.00 bench- made Shoes at.... Bannister $2.00 bench made Shoes at $4.95 Boys’ Shoes, all sizes from 2% to 6, gunmetal and calif; Blucher and button; balf double $1 $5 A . and single soles; all at 5.00 Rubber-soled Russia Men's § 12 Calf fords at wu tent calf, Mglish and new conservative Men's $4.00 Button Oxtords, ‘me high toe inst, ar $4.50 tan, Russia: on new . the Honor Built Treadwell Custom Made other good brands, 2 ta , Ded all for Shoos,. olive Bo¥s’ $2.50 Scout $1.85 elk skin with rawhide iipoers $1.15 soles Men's $3.00 Vici Kid and Gun- Men's $2.00 Vici Kid metal Rippecs in Faust, 1.65 | evidence at the hearing, The order of dismissal is the out- come of a suit brought by Miss La- cile Fleming against Humphrey, charging she paia him $25 when he |agreed to have her bail reduced. The suit was dropped, but Chief Griffiths ordered an investigation. Humphrey stated today that he would take the case before the civil service board on appeal.” s ‘CHARITY DANCE The Pickwick club will entertain ata charity ball to be given at Luna park Saturday night. The proceeds will be given to needy ones in the West Seattle district. ‘How to Overcome a Bad Constipation There is a Mild Laxative That Will Bring Safe and Pleas- ant Relief Over Night. It is only natural that the sim- plest of ailments should be the/ | most general, and so we have a} whole nation suffering from con stipation and indigestion, for they |are closely allied. But common as constipation is many people do not seem to know they have it. They will compiain of headache, drowst ness or billousness, all unconscious of the cause of the trouble. You should have a full and free | movement at least once a day. If you pass a day you are constipated, and the result will be that you will catch a cold easily or have a more serious ailment, To cure the constipation and forestall _ still graver trouble, take a dose of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin at night before retiring and by morning re-| lief will come, without disturbance from sleep or any inconvenience. Legions of people use It regularly | | in such emergencies, some of them | |formerly chronic invalids who had | suffered from constipation all their {itv Mra. N. Frantz, 67 Eighth alem, Ohio, took physics for years, and, worst of all, without ;much avail, Finally, she began to take Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin | | and today she is no longer troubled and eats what she likes. Many others will tell you that they have tried most things recommended for this purpose, but have found Syrup Pepsin the only one always reliable, A bottle can be obtained SHANGHAI Fancy Silk Garment Store Ladies’ Ready-Made MRS. N. FRANTZ at any drug store for fifty cents or one dollar, the latter size being bought by families already familiar with its merits, Syrup Pepsin its mild, pleasant- ting and non-griping. Mothers give it to tiny infants, and yet it is effective in grownups, It is for everyone who suffers from any form of stomach, liver or bowel trouble, constipation, | biliousness, ete, Its action will so |delight you that you will forever avoid harsh cathartics, purgatives, pills and salts. Families wishing to try a free sample bottle can obtain it post- paid by addressing Dr. W. B. Cald- well, 419 Washington St., Monti- cello, I. A postal card with your name and address on it will do, co. ayspepsia, and to Order SPECIAL SALE SATURDAY Ladies’ Messaline Petticoats, in all colors. Saturday only $2.25. ular $3.25. HANG Reg- HAI CO. 1323 Third Av.—Across From Postoffice.