The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 10, 1914, Page 4

News Service of the Untted Press Assoctation, Bntored at Seattle, mall, out of city, 35 per mon. up to Waah,, Postoftice as Beoond-Class Matter, #Ix mow, $1.80; yoar #9 mth, Golden Silence OW THAT they've had their fling almost every phase @way somewhere, alone, on a vacation, Stupid and silent moments! Can't a man and a woman Sit together, in love or deepest friendship, without talking all the time? Surely there are times when both husband @nd wife want to think about things which may be @reatest importance to them personally but which might not make interesting conversation Of course, there are “silent moments” after a row, for instance, which should not be allowed to multiply. But "the silence prevailing when the two are reading, maybe, or ad is reading, the other mentally planning for the future- it Matrimony more beautiful. It hours of married life look brassy When th feel like running away from each other be Cause “the man is deteriorating sadly under continuous in a tion,” or “the woman's lustre is reduced because of lack companions,” as the Boston writer says they do, they Should remember the chorus of that old-fashioned song: Holding hands, holding hands, The clock strikes 12 in the hall, And all the time you sit there, You don't say nothin’ at all. of does not make the silent Explanation and Remedy ae ‘ my ENCE come the Tannenbaums?” roars a standpat organ, upon conviction of that young New Yorker Who led an “army” to church, and it explains the whence- ‘Ness thus: | “When men of education and standing inveigh against ‘the laws ami the judges who enforce them, the effect is to the confidence of the ignorant and unthinking, not merely Jaws and in courts, but in the government itself.” The explanation may be clear. If so, the remedy is put the clearest thing one could suggest. The men of tion and standing, the men who are wise and not inking, have got to be put down. It appears that edu "ation is a curse and thinking a crime against the constituted horities. © stone hatchet and arboreal life to cut out the learning and ; cing but maybe that’s what we'll have to do out of fer the courts and loyalty to our form of govern- mt as conducted. France, at one time in her struggle light easily govern our masses if the latter were hanging the boughs of trees by long prehensile tails, chattering the crop of acorns in simian delight. respe abolishment of those who are educated and think. Think- has always been such an impediment to the full sway privilege and injustice! 4 ° | Surprises Them PyY DISGUISING himself as one of the unemployed and Visiting the construction camps where they are philan- opically giving the unemployed something to do, James one of Missouri's labor commissioners, has made surprising discoveries. He found that the food is rotten, the bunks filthy and cooks often diseased, while the bosses treat the men as generally. But the surprising part of it is that “there a deep, terrible undercurrent of rebellion, revolt and un- among the men.” This is perfectly shocking. The men ought to be con- go to church, bathe twice a day and-get out and cheer the Stars and Stripes regularly. Why rebellion, revolt and unrest? We'll tell you why. is because you cannot make a man a dog by treating him a dog. You can make a dog think he’s getting his due giving him a bone with nothing on it. But you cannot do to a man. To pretend to help a needy man by treating him like a brute is worse than no pretense of helping him price is some but not an infallible one; cheap brands may raise contain unwhole- There is one safe, sure way, —to follow the official reports of the U. S. GOVERNMENT ANALYSTS, AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS OF THE HIGHEST AUTHORITIES ON HYGIENE AND THE BEST HOUSEKEEPERS EVERYWHERE ROYAL Baking Powder ‘Absolutely Pure of married life, and single life, too, for that matter, 7 weno) the wise men and women of the East think they have found vm @ Way to counteract the evil influences that tend to mar| matrimony. A Boston writer suggests that the “stupid” and “silent”) Moments of wedlock may be avoided if “he” or “she” hikes) is a golden silence, the appreciation-of which makes} It may sound like a reversion to the good old days of| “abolished God,” and maybe our standpatters could) Clearly the necessity of the privileged class requires! AS? VEAK FRem % mo © a 10Ne AM an. Ir Be vow Cadadabled Pwr toe Swe ncaa) | | WUNd Mou 17 WAS we WwEoOmS rrect | “Ah.” he said, rapturoualy, | as they danced, “I feet as | | as though I were gliding on | velvet.” “You ar she | taking a tighter grip on he | skirt. ca | | | | ——_———-® THEN We ALO STARTED IW To TANGO, AND we TANGOED 4ND TANGOED Ann, ge 1 Uk THs, sw Been Tiere, IF THERE'S ANYTHING T™™ MOT SU ABOUT IT, WA@iIne TANGOING 1S SOMG THING Like | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ET 2 EEE GS it's, To Bur ‘roy of The Prune Club a ple tike a silver dol- the thin boarder, com- ventured the little stenographer, with a titter. “No, Flossie: you're wrong.” “Because it goes so fast,” sug. gested the fat man, who was two weeks behind in his board. “All wrong. Here it is: Be cause it Is composed of four quarters.” eee The French for tt Mra, Putton-Ayres had picked up a few French phrases which she worked into her talk on every possible occasion, Entering the butcher's shop one day she inquired if he bad any “bon- vivant.” “Boned what, ma'am?” the butcher, puzzled. “Ron-vivant,” she repeated. “That's the French for good liver, you know.” asked eee Courtships What ships are more common on Iand than on the sea? Courtabips. BY JIM MANEE and core try Meids The farmer A nickel show's « treat “Looks like a sou'easter Mirandy P.8 ie « comin’ up, r The Cauee notice that young Kroke failed. What was the trouble ‘Ob, 1 gue e didn't take much stock in hin Measure First Before you “go up in the air over a trifle, measure the din tance you'll have to drop falling back to earth. . "1 Indeed They Do Silver and gold don't rhyme, but they make a pleasant jingle + a0 Not Ali No, Heloise, not all poets are “bern and not made. The sea son approacheth when, es you will see, many of them merely spring up! This Great Remedy No Home Can Afford to Be| Without a Mild, Reliable Laxative-tonic No well-regulat 1 home should he without a laxative, for there is scarcely & day in a family of sev eral persons that some one doesn't }complain of a headach lensness, or show the first signs of a cold A laxative then becomes a ne wh. sity or tion at th run into No harsh ginning m or fever ed, but simply a mild the that will make liver active and stir up the bow | People who have tried a great m things, and are themselves hea |families, who have seen the little \ills run to big ones, will tell you |that there is nothing better than Dr. Caldwell's Byrup Pepsin, which} MRS. M. F. SMITH taking a little larger amount, find it equally effective. It is mild and }you can obtain at any drug atore | eentle, ee and free jfor fifty cents or one dollar a bottle, | O™ sriping | the latter being the family size. It does not hide behind a high sounding name, and ts absolutely | free from any prohibited ingredient, Families who once use Syrup Pep- Among the great believers in Syrup Pepsin for constipation in old | Or young, and ne a general household “How yo’ feel after de straw- |) berry festibble, deacon? Yo' looks fin ‘1 = okin’’ [J@mergency remedy, is Mrs, M, F,|#in forever after avoid cathartics, Pig Hag oer et exit Smith N. Cherry st. San An-|#alts, pills and other harsh med it, Ah’m all broke out wif a To use her own words,|Cines, for these only do temporary strawberry rash,” |she says she will bless Dr. Cald-| 600d, a seous and a shock to oe well to her dying day for she be-| @ny » system. Such things Veiteleve ‘Revert |lieves that through his remedy |#hould never be given to children, A visitor one day mention yrup Pepsin, she found the way to| Families wishing to try a free Voltaire that he had rec y bermanent good health mple bottle can obtain it post- spent some time with Albrecht Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin {#| paid by addressing Dr. W. B. Cald- von Maller, the Swiss physiolo- || **lentifically compounded and its/ well, 419 Washington st. Mont be on |purity 1s vouched for. Mothers give| cello, Ill. A postal card with your ‘Ab,” said Voltaire, “he ts a ||'t % tiny babes, and grown people,| name and address on it will do, great man, a great poet, & great Weary —. naturalist, & great philosopher a man of wonderful accomplish- HOW 16 it that women folks are beginning to wear things you can see through, while the men haven't taken off their woolens yet? ments! “What you say, monsieur,” the [| — ———————— . Aig vintto ae ag | “IT’S A slander to call a woman a suffraget, German court holds. does not do you the || ¢rmany and England are on friendly terms. Von Haller same justice — / “Alan!” replied Voltaire, with a grim smile. “Very likely we are both mistaken! 4 Spinning’s Cash Prices see Spoiled “Waiter, thin egg is spoiled.” “Don't wonder, sir. Ite high Offer you a straight reduction of from 10 to 25 per cent on most every staple in the hardware line. IT'S MONEY POCKET to deal where the inducements are best. cost has probably turned its head, IN YOUR wir.” PLEASURE HATES COMPANY 50e nickel plated brass Bath Tub Soap Dinh 4 .- BBE 50c 3x19 row long handle wire Clean- ing and Brazing Brush 12-4. Atkins silver steel Com- pass Saw ... $1.15 No. 1, 4-In, cut Stiletto Broad Hatchet eee Stiletto or Dixon's soft or medi wet or dry lumber Carpenter's Pencils, 5¢ each, 6 for 2he. 1 doz i5e Handled Handy House Brush, S¢ each, 2 bor... Bench 90. um grade. $1.00 No. 60 Union nickel plat- ed, adjustable Hack Saw 63¢ 50c No. 35 Morrill Pattern Saw Set 50 Morgan & Wright 28x1%-in. Clincher Casing. $2.00, We Do Repair Work—We Try to Do it Better. SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1415 Tourn 1417 AVE. $3. My wife wants to go to Paris,” Well, why don't you let her?” “Because that's to go.” where I want LETTERS TO THE EDITOR APPROVES OF WAR Editor The Star: Mexico is a great country, rich in minerals, oll, and emiled upon most lavishly by nature, and with proper guidance would be a nation envied by all. | We donot want to annex Mexico, }but to take them under our arms,| jas we did Cuba, until they are able to govern themselves. B. B. A WOMAN'S PAST Editor The Star: In regard to your Invitation to your readers to} give their ideas on the mubject, Should a woman tell of her past to her intended husband?” I wish to say that I believe a woman has the same privilege as a man. When a man is going to marry, he usually wants to know all about the girl's past. He doesn't seem to think it is any of her affairs concerning his own. No matter) how vile and low a man may have} been, he always wants to make| sure that his wife's past is above reproach It ien't fatr. INDIGNANT. HER IDEA OF MARRIAGE Editor The Star: Men and wom en oftentimes appear in-a false Nght to each other before mar- riage . A man will be very con erate of a woman before she tx his | wife, while after marriage he ap- | preciates nothing she does for him Neither men nor women are truth- ful to each other and the quicker they learn to penetrate the outward appearance of things, the better, MRS. M. @. | DOMESTIC SCIENCE Editor The Star: I believe there is too much money put into the practical side of the present da educational Institutions for the ben. efits gained from the same. I refer jmainly to the domestic science | which is being taught In our public | schools | I have noted that the majority of |girls who have “finished” in do- meatic science are unable to build |a good fire and keep it burning | properly throughout the prepara five hours’ honest work a day.jtoo lberal for them; they prefer 1,000, and, Guard duty is about the same. The pay is good, as are the clothes and food, Free medical should not be overlooked. Ifa man jis injured in the course of duty he| is promptly pensioned and doesn't have to sue. SOLDIER. NIX ON THE MAN POWER Instead of centralizing authority to govern, I would place it so near the individual that should accept bis share of the re. sponsibility for the proper man- agement of his city; no man should be permitted to lay aside this duty. We are democratic in government and must remain so; a commission form of government ts not democratic but autocratic. One man power must be avoided; the recent antics of one of our judges has convinced every right-thinking man that power isa dangerous thing to place in one man’s hands. A city of 300,000 pecple should have a legisiature or a council con. sisting of 50 members at least; that will be one representative to each 6,000 people. The advocates of a commission form of government would not sanction anch a liberal representation of the people. One representative for each 30,000 ts LISTEN, MOTHER, DO BE CAREFUL {F CHILD 18 CROSS, CONSTI. PATED, SICK, GIVE “CALI. FORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS” Don't scold your fretful, peevish child, Soe if tongue ts conted; this |i a sure sign its little stomach, liver and bowels are clogged with sour waste, When listless, pale, feverish, full jot cold, bre: bad, throat sore, doesn't eat, sleep or act naturally, | has stomachache, indigestion, diar "Cal hours all the foul waste, the sour tion of a meal, Again they seem |to have a vague'idea of food value They are able to cook only dainty little dishes which are, to the aver. jage working man and woman, “air jwauce and wind pudding.” BRIDGET. DEFENDS THE ARMY Editor The Star: 1 have served | Uncle Sam over two years as a | cavalryman, Soldiers who become convtets are undesirables, and every soldier who {s dishonorably discharged ta | first allowed counsel, and is tried | before a specially appointed boagd No recruiting officer should promise a man easy work. At the wive. ery and kitchen private does police duty once a week— wame time, the work is not exces | i bile and fermenting food passes out of the bowels and you hav well and playful child again. Chil dren love this harmless “fruit lax ative,” and mothers can rest easy after giving It, because ft ne falls to make their little “insides” clean and sweet, Koep it handy, Mother! A little given today saves a sick child to morrow, but get the genuine. Ask ‘your druggist for a 60-cent bottle of “California Syrup of Figs,” which has directions for babtes, children of all ages and for grown: ups plainly on the bottle. Remem. ber, there are counterfeits sold | here, so surely look and see that | yours {s made by the “California Mig Syrup Company.” Hand back with contempt any other fix syrup, each citizen | about one man to the & if it could be arranged so he could attendance be elected by the dollar instead of j the man, it would #ult them better. s, G. 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