The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 7, 1914, Page 4

~ SPINNING’S CASH PRICES ° THE STAR—TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1914, THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT ees) ee erue By Jim Manee IT (3 ONG OF THE J2hnny Mev KEENEST PLEASURES OF : WY LIFE To Wipe UP THE STREET WITH THE FELLOW THAT STANDS The Menace of Mother Jones AROUND THE GDGS OF A ; pl she awful? SALVATION ARMY MEETING 3 An angel to the poor and to the distressed! A little woman, with form shrunken and features AND MAKES ALLEGED FUNNY REMARKS !! Swrinkled by exposure and hardship in the battles between WEED AND GREED “e The fire of MERCY is in her eye, the love of HUMAN © ITY in her heart, the TRUTH upon her tongue, FEAR of t ing this side of God within her heroic soul She is found at the bedside of the sick, inspiring hope; fim camps where dwell families of wage-seekers evicted from "hovel tenements, TEACHING LOVE OF HOME; in front of the firing lines of forces arrayed inst armies of hungry m in demonstration that might makes right, giving t lessons in physical and moral courage; in guardhouses jails, maintained and filled under martial law in a free try, in defiance of civil courts and organic laws of the on, conclusive evidence of the crimes practiced by wealth ‘pon want—against which her life work has been a prolonged ‘and potent protest. Are you surprised that a committee from congress, sent Sto investigate and learn the truth about the labor situation | Sand strike troubles in Colorado, left the field with Mother nes under arrest and without taking her testimony, in fear it interference with her persecutors would result in greater THE SEATTLE STAR pS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF Newsrarnns Are Your insurance Against Over-Paying. difference between charge and cash means money to you. Telegraph News Service of the United Press Association. : a0 Fiush Door Rings ... Bridgeport Dog Leads... 6-ft. No. 6 Halter or Dog Chain 24nch Corbin Aloha 2keyed Padlock . mon, Up to AIX mom; #ix mos, $1.80; your $8.26 rier, efty, 260 = month we'll say) “Tt te @ long. fo woon Long ‘Jane’ that has no turning.” $1.76 3ft, Tuttletooth Sheffield, one-man Crosseut Saw $1.25 | ——ael}) | No. 10 solid steel, English pattern Gar- den Trowel ......00+5+ BBE No, 06x tinned solid blade Garden ‘Trowel . 1 MOE Bureka steel Weeder 3 P, 8.—That reminds moe of the fellow who, after hearing about a Indy who died and left $5,000 1 her bustle, remarked; ‘That’ a lot of money to leave behind, eee Fiushes sat and played crush (Excuse this tear-and-sob tale!) Upon his cheek a hectic flush, And in bis hand a bobtall eee 26¢ 10-n, Compass Saw 600 bottle O'Cedar Pollsh.... He amid the . tinned Garden Hazeltine Hand Weeder ... 286 12-02. can U-K-O Hand Soap 106 4 cans, or 48 ozs SPINNING’S CASH STORE $433 SME" : 1417_AVE. Ne 2 3-tined, t Send for Doctor | Lodger (who thinks his whisky has diminished, and | | wishes to prove it)—Mrs. | Prigem, if your cat has been a at that bottle labeled “whis ky" it is doomed, for tt con tains a mixture of deadly poison and whisky which I use for cleansing purposes, Landiady (faintly)-—-Send for the doctor; I'm dyin e on ised cm hy HIRAM = ELSEWHERE to $25 weekly means more to the world than any other class because at — ability to draw good pay proves | Federal Judge Neterer leaves for | them good material | Bellingham to hold court, | Repeal tools debate in senate open Discovery of theft in Rose grocery, | to public. ‘Terry and Howell, leads to search! -—— eee Don’t Complain Never friends. generally as good as he deserves, eee HERE _ public excitement and new disturbance? ; Do you wonder that the coal barons and mine operators kept in awe, appalled by the menace of Mother Jones’ ies? What have the barons and bosses with which to silence truthful tongue of Mother Jones, and to put fear of themselves in her dauntless heart? Scarcely anything—beside monopoly control of one of the necessities of human life and of human industry, and nd of state officials and state militia; and privately d armored cars, loaded with machine guns and wit assassins disguised as property guards and as strike- ; and monopoly-owned or subsidized newspapers in Tegions where most needed, and friends and supporters tyrannous power is feared or the almighty dollar worshipped. if aston of truthful speech and of humane action be emitted to Mother Jones in THIS LAND OF LIBERTY, you see how it might happen that coal miners could be d to mine coal with wages enough to protect their fam- against hunger and rags, or that the public might be itted to buy coal at prices free from thievish exactions on power? Tf Mother Jones doesn’t want her body shut up under law, why doesn't she keep her mouth shut up? it are the rights of humanity and of one poor, old, whole-hearted woman, that they should pre- the PROFITABLE WRONGS of an entire of coal barons? mot Joan of Arc, exemplar of Christian faith, put and then burned to death by church judges with co-operation? ue, that happened a long time ago, and in the dark i; but not so long ago, nor in so dark an age when ‘was nailed to the cross for the better establishment the “VESTED RIGHTS” OF THE PRACTICAL IINESS” MEN OF THOSE TIMES. ‘No, good people! You may sympathize with Mother but you must do nothing to support or strengthen Pr. Peaceful industry, under the beneficent rule of free nent as administered in Pennsylvania, West Virginia ‘Colorado, must be protected against the menace of her fies of salvation for temporal human bodies as well as| tal souls, lest the power to oppress be weakened, and} come again. “A CHICAGO woman, suing a Los Angeles capita’ for breach of ced her damages at $138,085. Even the orange blossoms of vale variety are highly esteemed in the world marts of v *re a Little Premature EVE were a little premature, and we beg pardon, gentle- men of the supreme court A few weeks ago, the supreme court held that the jury of $7,500 for injuries sustained by Mrs. Jennie I. ¥ of Seattle was not excessive, though the attorneys for the Seattle Electric Co. had convinced the lower court that he award was too high. The Star commended the supreme court on the broad Bw taken by it, namely, that a jury of 12 is just as apt to : in a correct measure of compensation for human suf- as one judge Five judges, a majority of the court, had so declared. But The Star was premature in its praise, nevertheless: Star believed that the case was now closed Did not a majority of the court decide it? But No! Now comes the news that the case has reopened, MRS. PIERCE MUST CONTINUE TO Some hitch has heen discovered—a comma or an exclama- int in the lawyer’s brief. i the meantime, the Seattle Electric Co. should worry long the case is delayed! FRENCH FASHIONS have their charm, no doubt, but we shall al- hope that American society, in pursuit of them, will not yield _ modest regard for the decorative beauty of the fig leaf of tradition. The Banks Loosen HE last bank statement furnishes the surprise of a life time. Under the new federal reserve bank law, subscrib- We praised you too soon.} UNCLE JOE REGRETS BRAZILIAN RATTLERS ARE TOO PESKY TAME TO POISON ANYONE | WASHINGTON, D. C., April 7. —"Unele Joe” Cannon doem't think so much of those Brazilian rattlesnakes, and he doesn't + think much of Col. Roosevelt's efforts to become the St. Patrick of Brazil. Says Secretary of War Garri- |] son to Uncle Joe: “Heard about | T R's wt stunt in South America—trying to run the snakes out of Brazil? Picked up & 10-foot rattler at a enake fight the other day and began preach- ing to the natives about the hab- ite of thelr own anakes.” “Fooling ‘round with rattlers now, is het hissed Cannon. “What kind of goldarned tame old snakes have they got down there in Bi Don’t they ever polson an: Easy for Brooke “Young Brooks ts relieved of trouble anyhow.” “What's that?” He won't have to He about hin his salary to the girl he's going to marry, He works for her father.” on eee Only Has to Yell “Doee the baby talk yet?” asked a friend of the family of the Iittie brother. “No,” replied the little broth. rere, “He doesn't ed to talk. All he hae to do Is and he gets everything in ing.” Don't Happen to Be Milk Visitor (consolingly, to Tom- my, who has upset a bottle of ink on the new carpet)—Tut, my boy, there's no use crying over spilt milk, Tommy—Course not; any dnf- fer knows that. All you've got to do ts to call In the cat, and she'll Mek tt up; but this don’t happen to be milk, an’ mother'll fo the licking. * 28. Right, Oh The Patron—How old are you, barber? The Barber badgering)—-Thirty-nine, sir, The Patron—And how have you been bald? The Barber—Lemme ree, ar. Ab, yes, I was quite bald 39 years ago, sir, eee i'm the Audience Billy, while being by his teacher for some misde- meanor, sat down, leaving her standing She reminded him that no gen- tleman should seat himself while the lady with whom he fs con- (who fs used to e. " replied Billy, “and I am the audience.” WILL SIGN RECALL Editor The Star: There certain ly is something wanting In the re er Hamilton's caliber can hold ple'’s power to recall bim. | Every man and woman should |know by this time that Lafe Hamil- |ton t# simply a disgrace to the of- fice, and Knudsen is little better. 'T have been waiting in vain for the last four months to sign a petition for the recall of them both. If the assailants of McKenzie and Meln- tyre had been common. working men, they would have been put in piall G. H. GLOVER. TIE CAN TO HIM Editor The Star: The Star has taken the proper stand in showing up Dr. Richardson. In my estima tion, it has not gone quite far enough This | ness ] man has shown his unfit- as superintendent of the jcounty hospital If reporte are true, such tactics as he pursues should not be tolerated. Charges should be brought against him and he should be given the full penalty | the law allows. Instead of kindness, gentleness, consideration and patience, he dis plays haughtiness, arrogance, brut ishness and selfishness. 3.3. 7. | HANDS US A BOUQUET | Editor The Star: I wish to con PRAISE FOR WOODROW | Editor The Star It has been } the custom of the majority of the call law when a man of Commission-| American people to kick about any | lives of her people and great thing done by a good man. on to an office in spite of the peo-| President Wilson is doing many|can and j fine things for us, and would do a great many more if he had mor support from his beneficiaries. | H. ©, B. THE MEXICAN TROUBLE Editor The Star: The Mexican situation in its possible outeome— war—is the most important imme. diate imue before the working class in the United States today. Foreign capital in Mexico must be | protected; dividend conditions | must be reassured, the war advo- |eates say. This is to be done by | LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Jupbolding a tryant or by Interven- tion, which means war. America fs to give the blood and take the lives of Mexicans, so that Amert- foreign capltalista may have thelr own way. The working classes of either country have nothing to gain and everytht t lose. WORKINGMAN, CANNOT S!NG NEW YORK, April 7.—"Hallelo- jah, I'm a Bum,” was the first line of an I. W. W. song sung by mem- bers of that organization on parad here, but the police sald “Cut it out. Eats Freely But A Little Pepsin in a Mild | Laxative Promptly Cor- rected a Bad Indigestion Fortunate is the one who can eat “anything” without suffering the tortures of dyspepsia, but as few are so fortunate, care should be | taken in the matter of diet. Bating | slowly, masticating the food thor banks must begin payment for their reserve bank stock|sratulate you most heartily for the /onghly and taking a short walk O days after the announcement of the reserve cities, and one would naturally suppose that the statement of April 1 would how large decreases in loans and discounts. But, on the contrary, the loans and discounts on March 4 were $182,130,- 936 reater than on January 13, the date of the last call. Tvidently, the national banks don’t feel pinched by the | new law, but have let up on pinching their customers through fear of being pinched themselves. Cheer up! You'll soon be able to borrow all the money you ought to be lent. EXCEEDING THE speed limit is called joy-riding, my son, with Tespect to the undertaker, and in flattery of the fool-killer, GIRLS! BEAUTIFUL, CHARMING HAIR, | NO DANDRUFF—25 CENT DANDERINE AUTY ‘oPs : THIS! DOUBLES a YOUR HAIR AND {T FALLING OUT. Besides beautifying the hair at once, Danderine dinsolv: every | particle of dandruff; cles » pure lifes and invigorates the scalp, for. Your hair becomes light, wavy, ever stopping itching and falling fy abundant and appears as hair. ft, lustrous and beautiful as a| But what will please you most girl's after a “Dandertne hair will be after a few weeks’ use when .” Just try this—moisten a you will actually see new hair— ‘ with a little Danderine and fine and downy at first—yes—but | @aretully drav: {t through your hair, really new hair growing all over taking one small strand ato time, the scalp. If you care for pretty, _ ‘This will cleanse the hair of dust, soft hatr and lots of it surely get ‘@irt and excessive of! and in just a 26 cent bottle of Knowlton'’s Dan- moments you have doubled derine from any druggist or toilet beauty of your haiz, Joounter, and juat try it, |stand your good paper has always taken in helping and defending the poor and down-trodden. Your ar. ticles about single tax and back-to. the-farm have been of much help |to the people, a» well as your ex posure of graft, dishonesty and corruption. Your attitude tn this courthouse fight is to be complimented. 1 cannot find enough words to ex- press my gratitude for all The Star's splendid work. I have been a sub- scriber for the last seven years, and I'm never going to quit taking it MICHAEL ANDERSON. STYLES AND SEATTLE MEN Editor The Star; What is going to become of us Seattle men if we have to conform to the latest atyles? A fellow has to look like a molly- coddle to be classed stylish, I see the hats are to have bows on the back and bright-colored ribbons around them, It has even come to the point where they carry hand kerchiefs in their sleeves and chamois skin to powder their faces. I notice, too, that a Chicago pa per advertises for men with round shoulders and concave chests to act as modeis at thelr fashion shows. What is a fellow going to do who is built like a regular man, with broad shoulders and a deep chest? | jafter the heavy meal of the day will do much towards assisting di gestion Any grown-up person ought to know the peculiar foods | that do not agree, and these should Has No Dyspepsia | be avoided. When these common-sense alds fail, the next thing to do is to take a mild digestive tonic with laxative properties, and there is none bet- ter than Dr, Caldwell's Syrup Pep- sin. It contains the greatest of all aids to digestion, good pepsin. It has other ingredients that act mild ly on the bowels, which together }form a combination for the relief lof dyspepsia or indigestion that i9 unsurpassed, Its action is to tone and strength jen the stomach and bowel muscles so that they can again do their work naturally without outside aid, and when that happy moment comes all medicine can be dis- | pensed with. It 1s the best remedy | obtainable for any disorder of the stomach, liver and bowels, for dys- pepsia, constipation, biliousness, headaches, drowsiness after eating, gas on the stomach, ete. Thou- sands of users will testify to this, among them Mr. J. W. Goucher, J. W. GOUCHER Stites, Idaho, who for several years had all the worst symptoms of chronic dyspepsia. Since taking Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin these have all gone, and although Mr. Goucher says he is 64, he does not look more than 40, Syrup Pepsin f% sure in tts re- sults, and a vast improvement over chewing or swallowing tablets and mints, or taking cathartics, salts, ete,, all of which are harsh and nauseous and at best do but tem- porary good. You can obtain Syrup Pepsin at any drug store for fifty cents or one dollar a bottle. Re- sults are always guaranteed or money will be refunded. Families wishing to try a free sample bottle can obtain it post- paid by addressing Dr. W. B, Cald- well, 419 Washington St., Montt- cello, Il, A postal card with your name and address on tt will do, |LHOUGEN | of their articles is concerned, and Ste. Avdry Richardson, while vistt- ing his sweetheart in Fredonia last Sunday, sprained bis arm severely and won't be able to use it for ten days.—-Altoons (Pa.) Tribune. THE DIARY OF FATHER TIME In reading the newspapers of this day, I marvel at the variety and volume of news matter and stories written by thousands of re. porters throughout the country. Many of these newspaper men are unknown, as far as the authorship although many of them tell each other how clever they are, few leave behind them such personal tributes to their own ability as did |Amenamhat, the oldest newspaper |man I know of, and who fn 1315 |B. C, was attached to the staff of | Amenhotep Il, Modesty was unknown to the an lelent soribe, and the desire to be handed down to posterity as a very remarkable man was so strong that few admitted any personal defects and felt it no injustice to speak of themselves in terms which would make a modern politician blush. This ancient newspaper man Amenamhat, came from Nubia, and aside from writing of the kings doings—that is as much as the king wanted written—he sent out general news letters to all parts of Egypt and the then known world He left a record of himself, carved on stone, to the effect that he was a ready scribe who was well knowr | and much beloved by all who met | him, and that he was a man of much tmportance, being ‘king's friend.” proving a real attraction at the Pan. tages this week. Tom Kelley gets just as much ap-) plause as ever with his ballads and/ Trish stories, “The Jolly JolMer” is! an entertaining skit. . |for missing employe. Mrs. J. A. Gustafson starte di- |vorce proceedings. | Parliamentary law department, Woman's Century club, meets Wed ich takes stand in suit against city for injuries sus- jtatned tn auto accident. b |. Mre. H. C, Hade will entertain Lorraine Social club Wednesday. Sixteen births, nine deathe. } Eight apply for divorce. Bert Gliman, lineman, hurt In fall from pole. Woman's Educational club meets Wednesday night. Runaway auto bumps Into Swed- ish tabernacle, Bellevue and Pike. Conductor who ran loan business fined, Deputy Prosecutor Evans advises county commissioners to pay Coll- seurm Building Co. $15,000 awarded ive Thought club meets Jeannette Brugitt Wed- Simms comes from West Virgina to marry Walter Hicks of Raymond. Mrs. J. W. Clarkson seeks di- vorce. | British steamer Clan MacLeod re- jlet to A. F. Thane & Co. | Mayor Gill addressed Ad club at }noon luncheon today, Homesteaders’ dance and card party at Eckart hall, Wednesday night. W. D. Mead, president Puget Sound Underwriters’ association, urges life insurance course at uni- Robt. H. Delafield announced. Corporation Counsel Bradford ad- dresses Woman's Good Government league Wednesday. Pickpockets on Madison cable car got $130 from G. H. Harrison. ELSEWHERE | sei “— § Burglars entered the room of Miss Laura Cook, Los Angeles, and stole $430, her savings of elght years. For a price not named Lord How- ard de Walden deeded to 8. P. Der- byshire 720 houses, spread over 620 acres, in the heart of London. By way of strengthening the po Mee department, San Francisco com- missioners retired three captains, six sergeants and 13 patrolmen, elderly. Miss Anne Morgan, New York, de- clared the class of girls earning $15 Bulletin Sack best Patent Flour..$1.20 | ple .. Vee | Bc | Extra good Brooms. | 3 packages Jello... 8 sacks Salt .. 4 cans Milk Quaker Oats, . Nice French Peas, ae pkgs. Macaroni or Spagh pkgs. Grape Nuts. Ibs, Pop Corn... be Snider’s Catsup. 25¢ Gold Dust ... -20¢ 28c Coffee, 2 Ibs | Coffee Compound, ! | ORIENTA 2 Tivol! | adeville and movies we |troduced as a change at t jlast night. Manager Keating be- lieves a good entertainment of the two features will be successful dur. ing the summer, On the vaudeville bill are Abrams and Johnson, sing ers; Jones and Brown, colored per- formers, and Miss Drena Mack, solo- ist. The film features proved en- tirely interesting. Salutations An army of the unemployed Marched on its way The farmer cried, as he enjoyed The great display “Come! Work for highest pay Shall be my rule.” But all the army had to say Was “April fool!” me! 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