The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 6, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR tered Qt Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Seoond-Class Matter, Ml, OU Of city, 35 per mon. up to six m x mom. $1.80; your $3.25. , By o ter, elty Woman in New York took poison to escape losing her a What good ie an appendix saved under such circumstance Widow’s Ways 7 IDOWS, from time immemorial, have, for some reason, Or many reasons, been looked upon as most desirable by men. One sees the wisdom of extolled im and prose, in song and jest. She is considered with thaps, because she is wise to the ways of the world, Mniamiliar with the failings and needs of man, or Tich in the coin of the realm as well as in knowledge Hows, therefore, are always more or less in the limelight Somlic Operas and the punsters’ department and they seem to object to publicity. But there is one widow in Mon ia who out-Pankhursts Pankhurst in making herself clear B subject of publicity. She writes to a newspaper a widows 0 Whom It May Concern: it has been noieed about that » fell heir to $600 and $1,800. | want the people are poking their noses into my business to understand that them to keep their bills out of my affairs, or | will make keep out. | know four or five men in that to attend to my affairs, and | want this stopped at once, there will be trouble in store for them. | don't Intend foo! about it any longer, and want them to understand it. There } ene man who lives near me whom | would like to get hold of, ind he will be sorry if | ever do. It's nobody's business but my pwn if | have six or eighteen million Wellare. exact reason for objecting to having the fact that 3 * , fallen heir to $2,400 noised about, she fails to make | Whether it is a swarm of suitors or creditors she not known. r, to judge from the punch she puts in her letter, # seem inadvisable for any man to argue the question} ? Secret of a Big : Success IRSISTENTLY sticking to a sound idea and not being gid of work are what made the late Ben Keith the) of vaudeville.” first theatre was in a small room. He could afford usher and one white uniform for that one usher night Ma Keith washed and ironed and mended uniform, so that it was always spotlessly clean; and ch day Pa Keith and MaMeith took brooms and mops t and scoured every speck of dust and dirt out of tule of cleanliness didn’t end there. On the stage had to be clean, too; clean in appearance, clean in It was Ben's idea that more Americans want inment than want smut or dirt or vulgarity. to this notion like a bull pup to a bone made Ben illionaire. of success in business consists in supplying what it wants. But that requires first knowing th knew. 's always a field for the man who knows—and orks and dares. D relieve anxiety In Washington to some extent If Secre- could attach one of his famous International peace treaties ‘of Gov. Colquitt of Texas. A pleasant disappointment it must be to those statesmen that a parcel post would prove costly to government to the €xpress business, to learn that the postal revenues I while the innovation has enabied express com- greatly reduced rates and much improved service to ISIVE dispatch from Washington to a reactionary paper Cal., announces that Prof. William Howard Taft of i! be appointed to a place on the bench of the supreme ithe United States within a year or so. All must agree that this would be a handsome recognition of public sentiment in * by President Wilson. WHO applaud tawiessness as a proper exercise of privi- th are usually found among people to be first and worst poverty and crime are found hand in hand. IDERING Senator Fall's vociferous demands for belliger- some allowance is due to the fact that this Is the opportunity for engaging in the delights of en. Blorious state of New Mexico. 18 more annoying to a public-spirited saloonkeeper than taking an Interest in political morality. ABOUT an early adjournment of congress |s a pleasant con- pastime, and will in no way Interfere with President Wil- to adjourn congress when he has nothing better for it DO HAS granted some rights to some women, but Mother not ai to have any which brutal-minded coal barons of } seem ind to respect. 4 RY man in the navy marries, as Secretary Daniels advises, pay not be such a novelty to some of them. THEY'RE going to put a sardi ine packing plant on the Nite Oh, shades of Simon Andi 1 ERS WHO bite each other and pull one another’s mus- to be trying to reduce that fine old Greek pastime to the JICK AND SURE CHDOCTOR DIAPEPSIN” ENDS IN-/| 4 ON, GAS, SOURNESS “IN FIVE MINUTES Inthe Editor’s Mail THE AMERICAN SOLDIER Editor The Star: I have served ina foreign army more than 12 Beri and ae lived with American a soldiers and compared the army eh surely within ag porcine conditions of my country and the -woagl don’ fs Hes like «| American army. I have come to ‘or wi you bd . e i| he conclusion that the American of lead in your stomach, or soldier 1s better off than any other heartburn, that ts a sign soldier in the world. The American tion. | soldier has a gentleman's life, com- yt igs aoe tet etetn ae pared to some other armies Ol GE ts son aa you SOLDIER, i will be no sour risings, ft! Pape’s Diapepsin will 6 you eat and over- me @ sour, gaesy or out-of-order * THINKS OF NEWSIES THE SEATTLE STAR’S THE STREET FAKIR, By Jim Manco WEAK FReoM a } “aalgine \( are ones anybody ie /i . aid Always Enough “Supply governs quoted the Wise Guy You screed the in e«pite of the many want to there ts alway around a ‘ demand,’ Simple Mug fact that borrow trouble enough to fo . Prefers Mere Man. The average girl more happiness from marrying a mere man than from cherishing an ideal all her life. ee “Jeat Set.” Irving Bacheller, the summer penetrate foundiand, He was particularly impressed by the men who spent y lounging about the vil stores “What do you fellows do when you ait around the store like this?” he asked of the crowd ar ranged tn a circle of tilted chairs and empty boxes and maintain ing a profound allence. “Well,” drawied one of the “sometimes we set and think, and then again other times Wo jent set.” gets author A Prudent Man, ‘What indu you to cut your friend Gushly “tie very highflown sentiments about the duties of friendship. | was afraid the day might come vhen I couldn't afford them.” eee Rank. “Ia he an actor of rank?" “Yos, very.” eee He's the One. The man who never made ao mistake ts the man who bai ver done anything. —Commercial Ap- peal mS Firs mo ws "407 asm 67. Macnenen Bd wf rr But There's Peace. There may be nae luck about the house when the old man's awa, but generally there ts peace ee Be Careful. A man with money to burn should never use anything but safety matches. She Never Did. No matter what Salome may have done, she never danced the tango. ee He Did the Taking. “What ts the prisoner? Is he a lodgert” asked the magistrate of & woman who alleged that a man had robbed her. “No,” replied the woman; took him fn.” “He seems to bave taken you in,” remarked the magistrate. eee be | Think of It The solemnity of the meeting was somewhat disturbed wh the eloquent young theologian pictured In glowing words the selfishness of men who spent thelr evenings at the clubs, leav- ing their wives in loneliness at home. “Think, my hearers,” said he, “of a poor, neglected wife, all lone in the great, dreary house, rocking the crad) sleep: ing babe with one foot and wip ing away her tears with the other.” eee Excuse Me! Bank Clerk-—-Madam, may see your stubs? Spinster (haughtily) — Excuse me, sir, 1 don’t smoke. eee Perfectly Willing Mald—tI've come to give notice, ma‘am. Mistress—Indeed? Maid—And would & good reference, ma’ ing to Mra. way. Mistress—The world, Magee. 1 woman. eee Fooled Again A gentieman at a fancy fair lately, being solicited to buy something by young lady who kept a stall, sald he wanted to buy what was not for saie—a lock of her hair. She promptly cut off the coveted curl and re- ceived the sum asked for it— namely, $5. The purchaser w showing his trophy to a frien “She rather had you!” sald t! friend; “to my certain knowled, she only paid $3 for the whole wig.” “Say, boss, I got to have more money. I've a4 got @ corre spondence course diploma.” “Well, what did you learn from the correspondence course?” “I learned how much a diploma costs.” . WITH GOOD REASON ‘ou give me im? I'm Ko- Jones, across the best In hate the that The Hen—I lay eggs, but they have to kill you to get any good out of you. The Hog—Well, no grunt and you cackle, wonder I THE STAR—MONDAY, APRIL 6, 1914. LAUGH DEPARTMENT | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE td cies HELO, EVERETT, OLD Scout, How are Youfnm _ ? ——_—»— b. y., fridy—a verry nice old gentelman Hvin up on the west side went to a bankwet the uther nite him and licker Is almost total stranger, but he felt kind of so- clable at the bankwet, and he licked up a Jot of high class booze before the evening was over « h ot ‘ The popular ind beloved wan when be got bome, he knew pA... wg Eh he. @urn well there was sumthing Hind Kim. Ifihe gets out oft wrong with him, and he went in hospital we will print a picturo the Iibrery and set down a min- of him at the happy age of 5 nit befoar going on upstares to romping fn his boyhood home— friend wife and the haypile a sawmill he stayed there quite a while, but the longer he stayed. the rougher the ocean seemed to get bimeby be heard a noise, and ho knew it was friesd wife com- ing down the stairs so he grabbed up a big book off the table and he opened it and set there with ft fn his mitts when his wife come in the door he knowed she was lookin at him, but he pretended like he hadent heard her, and went right on with his reading finally she says, sam, you old fool, what do you think you're doing can't you see, says sam, i'm im- provin my mind well, mys she, soon as its improved enough, ut up that suit case and come to bed johny nev door A FASTIDIOUS SPIRIT ( First Tramp—Gee, this is a rotten road! Second Tramp—There you go now, getting discontented—just Uke an automobilist. eee COULON’T DO IT SHE OVERLOOKED THAT + From this 4 Mr. Ton- tine, you can have back your love. It will be no loss. He (an insurance agent)—But Isabel, you forget it has at least 4 surrender value. She “What's the matter, hen? You haven't been laying eggs lately.” “I know it, but you see, some one stole the nest egg, so I have not had any pattern to go by BUT ALL OF US ARE YANKEES TO BRITISH The nickname Yankee means dif. ferent things to different people. An Englishman [od THE DIARY OF FATHER TIME The scheme of Barnesville, O.,| city council to urge all residents to keep a hog with a view of re- ducing the cost of living, reminds me of a prize hog that once lived| Northerners are in Morristown, Ind, in 1877. He! Yankees, but he'd weighed 963 pounds, and it was the | never apply the duty of the owner's son to feed the| term to any one! hog twice a day. He gave the hog|jiving south off 25 of the largest ears of corn he| Dixie. In the could find, at each feed. Of course,| northern part corn was not as high as it ts now. | calle all Ameri cans Yankees. To }a Southerner all of the country a | good, pure, reliable drugs does not His Opinion Barber—Razor all right, sir? Customer—Is that a. razor you're using? Thought it was a | nutmeg grater. Foley Kidney Pills Successful) for Rheumatism and Kid- | * ney Trouble, The success of Foley Kidney Pills jin giving direct benefit for back- acre, weak back, rheumatism, urin- ary and bladder troubles is due to} the quality of this medicine, Foley |& Co. are not afraid to put quality in their medicines, The cost of) | CASH PRIC Are Money Gavers for Thousan by Joining the Crowd. 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L, Tott Spokane |made three addres at the Cen- |tral Presbyterian church Sunday as part of evangelistic service pro- | Bram. | Col, D. C, Jackling, Butte mil- |HMonatre, returns from tour of in- |spection in Alaska and Tacoma ;men join hands in urging congress to make road appropriation for | National park, Mt, Rainter. | Rev. M. A. Matthews declines call |from Central Presbyterian church, | Denver. | Corporation Counsel Bradford ad- \dresved the Munictpal league Satur- day on car line extension | W. Andrews, president ttle National bank, returns from Califor- nia with optimistic reports concern. ing California's business outlook. Prof. Charlies J. Bullock of Har- vard will spe: { statewide taxa tion conference here. 7. Open Forum congratulates Sena- tor Miles Poindexter for stand against secret sessions. Rev. J. P. Morrissey, S. J., of St. Joseph's church addressed Knights of Columbus Sunday, | Five hundred local Japanese paid last respects to memory of Ayno Hattort, former member of Jap par Mament, Sunday. ¢ . | Steamship Al-Ki, due here Satur. |day from Juneaw held up at Port | Townsend when case of smalipox lamong steerage passengers is re- ported. Jam Broulette will edit Tolo, t Franklin high school paper. Cecil Smith will act as business paneer King County Democratic club [dont report of committee defend- ing act of state Industrial commis. sion on minimum wage. British liners Cardiganshire and Crown of Toledo arrive here. New government fisheries ex- |hibit here opens about April 15. Gov. en route to Washington, D. ©. ‘oa { ——_—___—________4 EVERYWHERE . Dowager emp: |feally it | organ Shuster, financial adviser of Persia, criticises Wilson's foreign policy. | Plan $7,000,000 for army In Ha- wail Villa orders 600 Spaniards deport- ed from Torreon. Three killed, 35 Injured, Wabash passenger wreck, Attica, Ind. Denver mob deports Rev. Spurgeon of Des Moines. Sarah Bernhardt will make an- other farewell tour in U. S. “Gen.” Coxey will lead army of unemployed from New York to Washington May 1. Chicago women will votes tomorrow President Poincare testifies Mme. Caillaux murder inquiry Secretary Daniels iss forbidding liquor in navy July 1, Secretary McAdoo reported line for head of reserve barks. | resign as secretary of treasury K. F. Shah, new Chinese minister, of Japan crit. Otis cast first In order after In To business | Strong, Alaska, arrives here ELSEWHERE 4 Cut Better. 1415 FOURTH 1417 AVE. STOR arrives at New York Four convicts killed when 13 make attempt to escape from Fok som prison, California. Riots In New York between union and non-union crowds. Wall St. Journal says Seattle should have got reserve bank. Nine senators lined up against secret sessions. 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It belongs in saat / many care Editor The Star: While we are applauding our war heroes and statesmen for their loyalty to the untry, I want to say a word about the loyalty of the little news- boy, who braves all kinds of weath- er to see that his subscribers get their papers on time. to e it would be only a small thing for us to show our appreciation by paying him up promptly. I have known some subscribers to put the boys off for weeks, and some never pay BE. A. G DUKE IS COMING The Italian man-of-war Calabria is expec in Seattie’s harbor He does some time this summer with Duke! d'Abruzzi on a globe-trotting expe- dition, arn a few pennies weekly, and| | The Investment of the 60 ears of | leorn a day, however, seems to have | been a good one, for when the hog |was killed, $40 worth of lard was | | sold, with some left over, and, aft-| ler being trimmed closely, the shoul- i ders weighed 84 pounds apiece and the hams weighed 92 aplece } pounds | Lummi reservation Indians pro-| test action of flsh commissioner tn granting company permit for fish trap Port Francis. NANCE AT DREAMLAND TONIGHT Incinding ® Dance Tickets 1 Oc LADIES REN Admission, Yankee England. When the Indians met the first white settlers in America, they ouldn't twist their tongues around English, They called them “Yengeese,” which finally became Yankee. NICE MEMENTO MILWAUKEE, April &. 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