The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 2, 1914, Page 4

pepe AN a a rt I NR Eo as em — THE STAR—THURSDAY, APRIL NING’S CASH PRICES whe have been to benefit your ¢ A Stes, OF scH “NORTHWEST LEAGUD of NewsraPeRs! | HE COULD SEE HIS DAY OFF ) Berviee Ansootation | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE Entered at Seattio, Wash. Postoftic Matter. ——————— ' ———r— = er mon. UP to six moi © elty, 250 y carr uses 4 AN IN Los Angeles shot another as they were at tending prayer meeting of an order, the teachings of Which included the “transfusion of sex,” the whatness of which is said to be unprintable The shooter said that some unseen forces had inspired | “him to attempt to make the human sacrifice | There was a huge picture of a single eye on the wall} ‘Of the meeting room and this eye batted not when the shot The man is said to be contemplating justification for act on the ground that the eye, the way the lights in foom were directed and the odor of flowers all combined Bnd urged him on to shoot down his victim | | Aside from the Indicrousness or tragedy of the alleged Se, it is at least a change from the ordinary, to hear} Something aside from wine, women or money blamed THE REMARK credited to Everett C. Ellis, charge d'affaires in Prosecuting attorney's office, that he wil! not Issue a warrant to ner McKenzie because the latter had criticised his office as petent, only proves that McKenzie was right. - A Change in Exc WA. ro Cm yr} ya Kiwet)\ xe ~ + . ye WE DO KHPAIN WouK WE DO TT BETTER | th ve im, |SHASTA WHISTLE IMPERSONATING °°” | DESTROYS EAR; MRS. JACKLING, GIRL FILES SUIT SHE GETS $5,000 Detective Byrne-—1 thought you were a blind beggar yesterday? Regear—t was, guy'nor Detective Byrne—Well, you are not d now Regear (indignantly) Well, sir, can't a poor fellow take a day off occasionally? ee Sartorial Note. Putt” Wellshans has a new overcoat that looks ike it was cat | out of a horse blanket, using an NORTH YAKIMA, April 2—Al saneta Keonina & army dog tent as a pattern. He poe naga rin Wik ok ka SANTA MONICA, Cal, April 2 says ft'a the Jatest aty but We pire 3 P rigs . Burns detectives are searching for ASSOCIATION of New York bas suspect some city drummer hi ir whistle on the rear of the Sh HE MERCHANT ty and a velled wome $ ; : been playing a Joke on him.—Oval ted train, while backing into|. oy. phseenreshs written to the Seattle Chamber of Commerce, making (Pa) Ledger. ay sakes dagge Ho etsgagr nk t re on . a i= b kick on Postmaster General Burleson’s plan to increase ‘veccuean pine TRAE gp Clty copnas take reel post weight limit from 50 to 100 pounds A tensher teytan to Gonrem tn soctation of ed check. ' The letter says it will drive the express companies out] her children the rightnens of kind land waclel 6 ‘ “ ne Pomerte oe rly in the res business. Co-operation of the Seattle Chamber of Com nese toward all animals took them Ann Pe | Hoffman of busines i was well i oak 1 Sag shee the proposed order for a walk, to bring the lesson sult against t 0. n here. He approached offi- eenee h Menting ee |] home to them, relates the Deline for $10,019 in fed clals of the Merchants’ Commerciat Tsn’t it too bad, now, about those express companies ator, sates tanec ae she win en-| and Bavings bank ahd hekea ae They've robbed folks so long they think it’s their right, Hearing a seream from little ltirely lose the hearing of the in-|to cash a $5,000 check for Mrs. resent Uncle Sam's interference. | What's the ured ear Jackling. The bankers agreed. A led woman was brought to the k and the check cashed. ‘ENGINEERING ‘bra, Jeokling wae i in St. Ou erine’s | CLASS STARTS ieicvsoiiecy Se IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHETHER CHAMBER WILL TACKLE THIS THING. “I've been aitting on a hornet,” was rful response, “and I'm afraid I've hurt the poor lit: NEW TO HER None the Wieser. tle thing. A Scottish visitor to the Car , a tyles in Chelsea was much struck The Poor Man. h the sound-proof room which “L once had a comfortable home, nage had contrived for himself ma‘am.” in the attic, lighted from the top, “Poor man, how did you lose It?" and where no sieht or notse from “Me wife loet her job, ma'am! outaide could penctrate, Providence News. My conscience, this ts fine! eee ered the old friend with uncon Plenty aclous sarcasm. “Here ye may Counsel—I'm sorry I couldn't write and study all the rest of do more for you your life and no human being be Convieted Client-—Don't men one bit the wiser.” tion it, guv’nor; ain't five years ° =e enough? The Tribunal, “Aro you really going to marry Takes Her Up *o “Now, Freddie, once for all, . - “1 don't know what to sa: All wil sue wal peur feeo and ee” Oe Gaver ite le By Claes Teed clo lee LOCAL MINISTER says gospel is ioaded with dynamite, Maybe, why some fellows so carefully avoid it. The last clase of the season in Mrs. Louise Ida Von Klein ob- cas engineering will start at the Y.| tains divorce at Minneapolis from M. ©. A. Monday night under diree-| Edmund C, Von Klein, diamond tlon of Theodore Wiggins, a prac-| merchant, held for bigamy at Porte tieal engine: ‘land, Ore. ‘HEADACHY, BILIOUS, CONSTIPATED, | CLEAN YOUR LIVER—DIME A BOX l Have a Conscience HE British government's “treaty” with its army officers, whereby the latter will not have to make war upon the| iter men against their conscience, has publicly presented | QUestion that is pertinent to all humanity | | If officers are excused from obeying orders against their | jence, why not privates? | The importance of the question is evident. Privates | the killing, as a rule, and the conscience of the private | with the man who is striking for living wages. | The British government may have temporarily palliated You're bilious! You have a throb-| don't resort to harsh phystes thas ‘bing sensation in your head, a bad/ irritate and injure. Remember taste in your mouth, your eyes hurt, | that your sour, @isordered si your skin Is yellow, with dark rings | lazy liver, and clogged bowels hands?” gave the lady @ room with @ top,” nder y eyes, your are| be quickly cleaned and re Ulster trouble, but if it has done so through conceding | “Sure thing, if {t's once for elit” private bath adjoining, The “Well?” parche i No wouder you teal ‘vats, | by aienion wae gentle, thorough the officers may refuse to obey orders when they feel eee next morning he asked Prope of them think him a mean and ill-tempered. Your sys-| Cascarets; a 10-cent box will keep fe it, it has done so through a policy that will cc ac Can't Please Her “Well, did you have a good ar, and nineteen say he's a tem .4 fall of bile and constipated | your head clear and make you feel. ly : don gh a policy come back Geran ins, kuntie! Mik sake saa Laehat dubd."—Loulaville Courter-Journal. waste not properly passed off, and | cheerful and bully for months. Gee A me waiting a long time, and this ane 1 Gidn’t.” replied the | ne A what you need is a cleaning up “in-|Cascarets now—wake up ‘. piece of bacon is short weight! No, I didn’t,” rep the lady Those Rainbow Wings. aide.” Don't continue being a bil-| —feel like doing a good a “The room and bed were good, Darling, | am on the blink sheen the ee he eg gene but I couldn't sleep very much, Purple threads among the pink grumble about the short weight, for I was afraid some one would Shine upon my scarlet bean, fous, constipated nuisance to your-|—make yourself pleasant and use self and those who love you, and! fulr Clean up! Cheer upl hing Spineless About It ERE’S SOMETHING good ffom a lecturer on Mexico: “Here, waiter,” sald the a Want to take a bath, and the Orange and ultram rt , You can't please some people. ; : arine rude man in the cafe. “Tell CANDY CATHARTIC b& “It is said that you can do almost anything with a eee Ve ee hehe oar tr enone the orchestra to play ‘Car. | jet except sit on it. Uncle Sam has got to go to Mexico} Wasn't Jones Lucky? i> Schoolboy Answers. ' ok A fac Be as der there or not at all.” The murderer was evidently in Only Buttonholes Gong is the masculine of belle “y quest of money. Luckily Jones Bachelorboy (to neighbor) and vicar of vixen. es, sir. Might I inquire | In order to get anything out of Mexico by licking it, le Sam would have to annex it. Sounds like picking a fruit off the bush and eating it raw and undressed. had deposited all of his funds In That lant laundry I patronized Is The mineral wealth of a country | “82”, the bank the day before, no that the worst I've tried yet. I sent ts ginger-beer and lemonad 1 want to’ hear the Tores- he lost nothing but his Iife— ‘em six collars, and all I got Henry IV. the oie of oka for song. I feel like « bull | $0 SENT BOXES “ANY DRUG STORe Evansville (Ind.) Journal back was the buttonholes! 0’ Groats. Oe Ww 7 ixhter.” RK WHILE You SLEEF seid ar GRAND OPERA proves financial failure in Seattle. But despair it a most successful season for the colored wig? 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At the above named street sev-| Then why begin on the children? jeral of the young ladies got off the | MOTHER OF THREE. car, thus giving me a seat the rest} lof the way home. The men are} The jerboa is not a pretty thing |not the only ones who need a few| TOWN is FINED 00 tooe se tut non ft cemace te lessons In street car manners. ira doing things he's there with both E. BH f his long, crooked legs. Exce ‘ of his eroo! e except a—tonee | SAN BERNARDINO, April 2. | whon he's fleeing before some en- THOUGHTFUL HUBBY | —Thirteen residents of Blythe | oiny the Jerboa walks on hie hind tor The Star: Most women| Junetion, the entire population joes and usex his forelegs as hands a mighty raw deal in this “mar-| except the railroad agent, plead: Whon he's tired he untwists hie tail |riage game.” I've fixed things up; ed guilty to various charg and uses it as a prop for his back jfor my wife, though. 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