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mall, out of alty, 85 per mon. up to six mow) #ix mow $1.80) year B 4 month The only safe way to conserve the good wrought by the past is improve upon it—Edward L. Thorndike, Collier’s on Gill me of our good friends held horror and predicted Seattle if Cc. Gill U REMEMBER up their hands in holy would be the of elected mayor Mr. Gill was elected, and, as an illustration of what the country thinks of it, The Star herewith reproduces an edito rial from the current issue of Collier's Weekly how scorn the nation Hiram votes. This does not seem so wonderful until we note that this is the same Gill who was elected mayor in 1910 on an a. town” platform, recalled in 1911 largely by the newly nchised women’s vote, and defeated in much the same Manner in 1912. This time the rejuvenated Mr. Gill ran on a platform calling for strict enforcement of the laws! He got his majority in the residence districts which had beaten him before, and was supported by former opponents but opposed by former supporters. If 14,000 votes is any evidence, it is a clear case of political rebirth or conversion. This is a very encouraging result of the new spirit in our Naturally and successfully to political life are assets that we cannot well afford to lose. Good government is not always to be had from untried enthusiasts. It will be better for us if we can make the more capable fellows choose and hold the rigat courses. Of this seemingly improbable state of things, siiram C. Gill is so far a shining example. May there be many such.” THAT PRETTY little foreign dancer, Nora White, says American [Women are living beyond their incomes. Not altogether, Nora, not alto- i Some of them are just helping hubby live up to his Income. The Heart of the Police Problem ; OHN J. O'BRIEN, police inspector, who died in” New York the other gay, knew men. Among his papers he left this bit of ripe opinion: “Il know something of what the world calls criminals They have the same warm clasp as you or |. Their brains were fashioned by the same power. You and | may have had criminal Instincts, and it may have been our good fortune never to have had temptation thrown in our path. We all fill our play In life, ‘ing the game until we go out fore 1 know the human side of'criminais, and | know that human lives are much alike, but when | see a man placing himself upon a pedesta! and cailing his fellow men criminals, | mistrust that man. The best police chief this country ever saw used to "the foreman of a gang of circus tentmen When “Golden Rule” Sam Jones offered him the job in Toledo, ©., he knew nothing at all about police routine; but he had a far greater equipment, a big, warm, human Treart and a brotherly mind. So he tried, not to makegmen "worse by cruelty, but to make them better by sympathy and kindness. New York is looking for a new superintendent of police Its mayor wants Col. Goethals and Goethals isn’t ‘ is to consider the job unless he can have a free hand ) to tule along lines of military authority Ag Goethals might make a great success of it—as great as "at Panama. But it is Goethals, the man, not Goethals, the Martinet, who would have the best chance. A human long “Shoreman migtt co as well. ONE OF the proposed senate amendments to the immigration bill clude “persons of constitutional ig a funny thing. It would Teteata meaning “persons liable to insanity under stress of in life.” This would exclude nearly all save the wooden-heads. The Secret of Long Life JELEBRATING her 102d birthday down in Philadelphia a few days ago, Aunt Mary Bender, with hair not yet Wholly gray, and with strength enough to do her share of the work, told how to keep young in spite of time t “Just take care of yourself and nature will do the rest Early to bed and early to rise. Be careful what eat Look on the bright side of things and—keep busy.” Aunt Mary ought to know. Her grandad lived to be 104, and both of her parents crowded the century mark “Keep busy!” There you have the big end of the recipe Of course, you must also try to keep healthy—that mustn't willfully abuse the body God gave you But to keep busy, to keep interested in congenial and useful service, is the main thing. Idleness kills kills. Grinding on sand in the machinery kills some, interesting, well-varied work—that you is, you Fretting But whole kills SAVE YOUR HAIR! IF FALLING OUT OR DANDRUFF—25 CENT DANDERINE never LADIES! MEN! HERE'S THE|hair falls out fast. A little Dan QUICKEST, SUREST DAN. | dertne tonight now—any time will surely save your hair DRUFF CURE KNOWN | Get a 25-cent bottle of Know! |ton'’s Danderine from any drug ‘Thin, brittle, coloriess and scrag-| store or tollet counter, and after gy hair is mute evidence of a neg-| the first application your hair will lected scalp; of dandruff—that aw-| take on that life, luster and Juxurt d fal seurt. ance which is #0 beautiful. It will 7 There is nothing so destructive | become wavy and fluffy and have to the hair as dandruff. It robs|the appearance of abundance; an the hair of its luster, its strength and its very life; eventually pro- ducing a feverishness and itching incomparable but wha be after gloss and softnens, t will please you most will just a few weeks 4 of the scalp, which, if not reme-| when you will actually see a lot of died, causes the hair roots to| fine, downy hair—new hair—grow shrink, loosen and die—then the| ing all over the scalp. 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What Is the matter with the reg- ular army, anyway? tan't it pretty nearly time that our government gave serious thought to this prob lem—did something to make life in the army more bearable to the |young men who enlist? It is simply amazing that the au- thorities at Washington are not aroused by this widespread, bitter complaint arising from the men who have enlisted to fight, If need be, the nation’s battles. IN THE | The boys tn the army not only REQULAR| complain, ptha of their dissatisfaction THE STAR—THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1914. but they deserting in vast numb the past 15 years more than 60,000 deserted 4.451 Desertion ts a CRIME punishable by Imprisonment at hard Jabor for Por prove fiscal year end ing Inst June the de one soldier in every a term of years Yot between 4,000 and 6,000 young the iv Dortng Mt fo tre one were 18! be bills # et et tow ud was employed by the govern. ment of the United Staten In fancy hographs showing finely unt rmed gentiemen lounging ppleal scenes and In printed hand nefits. Let us quote ff8m some of the first, that the army does » them what they were led an ugly word, that amid ifying vast and numerous WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH U.S. ARMY? UNCLE SAM see te ENLISTS MEN BY FRAUD---AND THOUSANDS DESER ~t et et sometimes four. Guard duty, post 6 and company fatigue “police” cons cutting gr brush mowing lawns, keeping walks In re- pair, digging ditches, picking up paper and cigar stubs, washing 4 rubbing floors, peeling po tatoes, walt- ing on table, running errands, clean Ing apittoons, emptying slops. men who were not accepted by the commonest of the promises made PROMISE TWO—"Good pay. A recruiting officers until they were tn the recruiting efreulars fine opportunity to save money.” proved “morally and phyateally PROMISE ONE—*Bany work.” THE REALITY—Fifteen dollars CHOSH TO BECOME) THE REALITY—Tho rising hour a month, $180 a year, is the pay of HUNTED MEN _| The complaint of the enllated|from one hour and a half to three,!cents a day te allowed for rations *S LAUGH DEPARTMENT| YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT SPORT TO DRIVE AROUND TOWN AND SPLASH PEOPLE WITH MUD AND WATER, BUT YUL BET YOU THINK TWICE AND CONVIC 'S! | va ¥ ries from 5 to 6:30, Datly drill. Alarm to have Mr. Marshall when he upon Dolly the other night, remarked Johnny to his sts ter's young man, who waa | taking tea with the family “I tell you he looked fine | sitting there alongside of her with his arm Johnny!” gasped his ais ter, her face the color of a botled lobster. “Well, ao he did,” persisted Johany, “He had his arm—" John!" screamed mother frantically “Why,” whined the boy, “I oon called his w John!” said his father sternly, “leave the room.” Aod Johnny left, crying as he went, “I was only going to gay that he had his army clothes on Practical Training This ‘ere boy's arter Varn ing.” he sald to the school master, “What's yer bi! 0° fare?” “Our curriculum, afr,” plied the schoolmaster, “om. braces geography, physiolo- ay, arithmetic, algebra, trig- onometry—" That'll do. Load him up heavy re with —_ triggernometry He's the only poor shot im th family see Sympathetic Y don't make very good mus with that Instrument,” sald a bystander to the man ith the base drum, as the band conned to play * admitted the pounder of sriniaormnainsibi nts wed the drum, “I know I don't; but I 7 /| A drown a heap of bad music.” oo ‘y | see Li | Unintentional | “L think the babf has your \o = ¢ beitlab rule in hair, ma‘am,” said the nurse | HERE Explosion of steamer Maui, Peart looking pleasantly at her le ~* | Harbor, near Honolulu, caused loss reas Day's weneuiatond Births outnum | of 30 to 40 lives, it is believed. jracious!” exclaimed the ber deaths, 2 to \ Railroad strike threatened today| lady, glancing up from her novel Bishop R. G. Waterhouse, head | on Spanish railroads. “Run {nto the nursery and take Pacific Coast M. E. church, visitor.| genate confirms Hawaiian ap| it away from him. What will Commercial Club Mayor Gill for action tn strike. Fire destroys house owned by! Fred Royea, 4558 35th 8 Harmony Drill team, R. Vv. A. will give card party and social at 1616 Third ay. Monday night Pians complete for Bro-Links’ dance, Broadway hall, Friday night Isaac Brown buys V. & H. shoe store, 1208 Second av Dance and card party by McKin ley Circle, L. G. A. R., Armory hall Saturday night. Court annuls marriage of Alice B. and Thomas R. Ellis. Independent and creamery men meet | co-operative Getting ready to remodel post office. Members Bethany chureh to oe with Dr. and Mra. W A Friday night Concert will be given at Frank.| lin high school Priday night | Chas.| . Marriage license Karvonen and Alma Prof. C. E. Weaver lectured on Washington of! fields, Bagley bal Wednesday night Suit for divorce started by H. B.| Scutt. Scribes meet with Mra. M. P White, 509 12th N., tonight Or. B. G. Kingsley’s organ recital jdelights big audier Contention of Commercial Club § 4 model | | Kent residents interested in ap |proaching marriage of Millard R.| Calhoun and Mary M. Buchanan. | Ole Hanson to address Woodland Park M. E. Brotherhood tonight Three ask divorce, giving deser- | tlon as grounds Funeral for |chaned 191 Robinson ted by J dis G at K Say 19 Cart Granvest at Butterworth's Sunday Home Consumers’ league visits | niture planta Friday Band concert at Fort Lawton | Friday night | Court gives divorce to both Car-| rie and Frank Per | Judge throws out o H. Holeomb Florence E 000 damages cution. se of Dr. A mer wife | asking $15, | | | again Holcomb. for malicious prose alleged postage latamp thief, on trial. Capt. W. T. Merry, Washington, D. C, will inspect state university cadets April 15 Mary Gyger sued for divorce by | Edwin Gyger | Six university students in full| dre edit today's issue of the Gysbert Vooys and Mra, Nellie Stevens of Puyallup get Hcense re | A wed here, Mra, Herb L. Jenkins granted di Odd Fellows meet In semi-annual | eseion t Enumelaw Saturday Donovan, Bellingham, lec at Firet 1 ed ' Mary E Frazer and John oods mar | Cora Stackhouse seeks to divorce | George Stackhouse. Dramatic Order, K. K., meet in K. of P. hall Saturday night | | ry +¢) ELSEWHERE ° ° Judge Dayton, West Virginia, or ders strikers and families, 200 pa Har Dyal, former lecturer on Hindu philosophy at Stanford uni versity, arrested by immigration officers, and may be deported for alleged seditious speech against commends | pointments that child do next?” “CASCARETS” IF HEADACHY, BILIOUS, SHAKY, CONSTIPATED—DIME A BOX furred Tongue, Mad Taste, Indl. gestion, Sallow Skin and Miserable/ from | Headaches liver and clogged, constipated bow-| by morning—a 10cent bor els, which cause your stomach to| your druggist will keep your Liver | become filled with undigested food, | active, whieh sours and fermente like gar | sweet, He That's the fee! bully for months. come bage in « swill barrel to untold misery—foul| get the children. first step ( This arnation Vegetables, especially asp cre ere ( me torpta | Per CARETS is the best I have in the store for seasoning canned vegetables Carnation Milk From Contented Cows Milk gives to aragu cRulitiowsr, eamed” dishes of all cam gravies, are mo expensive when Carnation Milk arnation Milk — is mended by é¢ooking experts | horrible and bad fears, breath, yellow akin, everything that ts auneating A Casca- tonight will straighten you out from ntal Bo: is clean, Stomach clear, and make you Don't for W ORK WHILE YOU SLEER canned that creamy, appetizing flavor. vegetables eas, string beans, onions, corn and kinds, including re delicious with and made recom and domestic science teach Henngeed Connea| ers, because it is clean, Vewetabies | Canned ne sweet and pure—always Weane whould tel feady for use Jempied from ean into the colander| ry Carnation Mile in and rinsed with accompanying Mi 1 peppe it of but if desired the common soldier. About 2% | CROWDED QUARTERS ¢ Actor—How are you fixed ening rooms at your opera for house? Village Manager—Well, there's two pretty fair ones, but they're occupied | The Actor—What do you mean, occupied? The Village Manager—Why | I'm raising pigeons in one, and in the other there's a sick mule. a ° She Got Him 1 couldn't get out of mar rying her,” Henpeck explain- | | | ed. “When she proposed she said, “Will you marry me? | Have you any objection? You see, no matter whether I said ‘Yes’ or ‘No, she had | | me | | Why didn’t you just keep silent, then? That's what I did, and she said, ‘Silence gives consent, and that ended it , cee - BITING HUMOR | if | Seattle Pastor (visiting pris- | oner)—I do like to see such a tende@ feeling in such « hardened criminal as do you love Convict Roff, sir! you. Tell me, that rat so? It bit Prosecutor Van why UP-TO-DATE DETECTIVE | | | Detective Corneilson—1 notice that you have a new kitchen maid | Mre Rorden-Lod 1 have. But I think it's perfectly wonder ful how you can make such won derful deuctions! Cornetison Quite simple, madam! I've been comparing the thumb-prints on the door! | | Lightning is more frequent in 1i- nots and Florida than in any other states, Three East St. Louls girls, in a spelling bee, tied for first’ place after disposing of How to Make Better Cough Syrup than You Can Buy A Family Supply, Saving $2 and Fully Guaranteed of A full pint cough ryrup-—as much as you could buy for $2 can easily be made at | ou will find nothing that takes hold |of the ordinary cough more quickly, usually conquering {t inalde of 24 hours, Excellent, too, for spas modic croup, whooptng cough, bron- | shial asthma and bronchitis | Mix one pint of nulated sugar with % pint of warm water, and stir for 2 minutes. Put 2% ounces jof Pinex (fifty cents’ worth) tn a Int bottle, then add the Sugar Syrup. It keeps perfectly. Take a teaspoonful every one, two or three hours Thin is just laxative enough to help Also stim which ts usu upset by cough The taste ts pleasant | “effect of pine and sugar) yrup on the !nflamed membranes Ty known. Pinex ts a most valuable concentrated compound of Norway white pine extract, rich in Buatacol and other natural healing | Pine elements, Other preparations | will not work tn this combination Thin Pinex ’ dy has often | old succosst been « ale more homes than remedy A guaranty of absolute tion, or ey promptiy goes with this preparation. Your druggist hae Pinex, or will get tt for you, If not send to Th Pi ‘Go, Wu Wayne Ind | ~ te ht ~ eee Tal ytlon of any kind open to the gen eral body of the army. The army PROMISE THREE—"A chance to|does not maintain a single school see the world.” \for general technical training. and 10 cents for clothings. 6 } THE REALITY—The mobile army of the United States is split] Every one of thd glowing pro up into 49 detachments, averaging |!ses of the recruiting service ts 700 men each, which are distribut- fraud. If deceived by a private em- ng 49 army posts. Asa rule,| ployment agent the law will afford ecrult I# sent from the receiving |you some redress, In the ease of, » the government there is no redress, You cannot ‘en quit your job. This article Indicates what army life does NOT do for a young man, depot to one of these posts and mains there during the entire term of his service, The army po usually remote from any large city and there is nothing of the world | Another article will show what @ to see. does TO him. one wrchaboonssiiitancialh PROMISE FOUR — “Splendid chances for advanc THE REALITY— ment @ pay of the How to Darken lowest comminsioned officer, second a H frrtet somlesionad otneet. second) = Gray sam month. The pay of the highest non-commissioned officer is $45 a month out £0,000 enlisted company first seargeant There are By a Specialist A very satisfactory , men in the ular arty. ‘Ten of| 4.07 ,mmuseelony preparation them. om dm averake, or one 10 6,000,|"" ch darkena gr hair and acts become second lieutenants every rrective agent for GamGrume and other diseases of the scalp ean | fiseal year, During the past r p be made at small expense and in { the number wae 16. | our own home by dissolving @ © ii small box of Barbo Compound in 7 @ PROMISE FIVE—“An excellent) vinces of water and then adding cal opportunity to obtain a mecha an ounce of bay rum and @ quarter and technical education.” “The v Padre Kaen, ‘ army in its great service schools (O° (0) Ba geune innesioul will teach you.” “And after making ie eee led nee a week || you a specialist in the line that you) | the hale Y euttictaatia darks : 3 ct will promote you, or you may ened, then eve two weeks S salar fs Sal ty that atiored the sly hair soft and glossy an@ y 0q the scalp in a healthy condition, | s of the great technical col-|1, ay be used with equal success in darkening the beard. 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