The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 18, 1914, Page 4

HE SEATTLE STAR Wntered at % By mail, out of otty a LEAGUE OF NEWSrArDRs ro ttle, Wash, Postoffice ae Second-Class Matter moa.; #Lx mos, $1.80; ¥ & month, per mon. up to at y carrier, clty, 26 NS Publishing Oo, Phowe, Mat a all departments, Of all bad things by which mankind are cursed, Their own bad tempers surely are the worst. —Richard Cmberiand. The Way to Live and Way to Die V HEN you have a trifling around grumbling about it and bidding for sympathy?} ache or pain, do you go When you are slightly ill do you make those around you} uncomiortab! to die? e by exaggerating it and imagining you are going Then listen to this: The other day there passed away near Los Angeles, one of nature's fornia. public welfare. ‘ars Four y last he was noblemen been a busy, A writer and publicist, he battled bravely for the} For years Charles D, Willard had vo useful leader in progressive activities in Cali- wan 70 WEARS THE DIN OF Carn AO S614 POWER & wu F vo tuberculosis caught him. Toward the} so enfeebled that he could not leave his room.| But on what was soon to prove his death bed he sent to} friends a greeting in which he said It Ia my good fortune to have almost the only profession in w' @ man can earn a fair living and be sick-a-bed at the same time have a comfortable home i hich | 1) in beautiful surroundings, and | lack for nothing that could help toward my recovery. How many of the hun dreds of thousands who are afflicted with this dis are so fortunate? But, after all, who are they in this wortd that really deserve pity? The unlucky? No. happy—they, and they only. Who then? The un- On the contrary, No, The poor? No. And | am not unhappy. The sick? but for my knowledge that those who are dear to me are often troubled with fears on piest period of my life. years of illness coming to one who has led a life of considerable activity has one surprising form of compensation—it gives him a chance to think. There world that It is my account, | could truthfully say that this is the hap- bd ° 96 1 have discovered that four ae morr, Ot TEL Is 80 much to think about In this big and wonderful b- a pity we can so seldom take a good crack at It. eee ee Now, isn’t that the message of a knightly soul which} shames our petty complainings? No murmuring, no bitterness, but, to the last, a man’s joyful interest in this “big and wonderful world,’ ‘the end, a smiling “Good bye!” What a and, at} beautiful exit as the curtain fell! TEXANS ARE always bragging about their warm winters and here it is March, and thoi who seem to know, say “don't take ‘em off ye! Why, even in Cincinnati, they're beginning to put the woolen one: camphor. | NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC CLUB fires Tammany Chief ee for non-payment of dues. Any Tammany so poor as one who returns $25,000 contributions is bound to get in bad. A LEARNED person says people They've developed a cinematic eye from watching the movies. For years on one side of golor by Dave Bar AD got | copied. Gol goan's Gray Hair Restorer and Spi Is the Climax of Economy Now Operating for Your $7.50 Jacob’s Adjustable Miter Box $1.25 Monarch Bath Spray 20c Double Snap Leather Purse 10c_ Bi 4 cans YOU NEED IT for cleaning dirty and grimy | sinks, kett 15c 9-in. Royal Jelly Cake Pan 3-16 Round Head Stove Bolts 100 Bolts $1.25 Highest Grade Block Inverted Gas Lamp - 5 There market that contribute to your welfare SPINNING'S BARGAIN STORE we have T. Goiéman's Gra geamlaiteirown eyes t! Can U-K-O Hand Soap ...... . seeing more, nowadays. THE STATE? HOW DO YOU VOTE? Pretty Punk. Rroker’s Clerk--Could you let me have $10 on last month's sal- ary? Broker—Great Scott! That's the punkest collateral I ever bad offered me! Inthe Editor’s Mail AGAINST FREE TOLLS Editor The Star: In reply to the Panama canal tolls question, I | would say that to let United States shippers go through free of charge would be discriminating, or prop erly speaking, a subsidy, It's like |taxing the consumer and giving {t to the shipper. Tt would be Just as sensible to maidy for common labor er has had a free offer. ing dumped into Its empty treas corporations would how! and will not stand for a subsidy of labor. Why should labor grant » subsidy for the ship ping interests? For that's what It all gets back to. Labor foots the bills in the end It pays most of the taxes, direct ly or indirectly. I would say to Jour great congressmen, knock the | plan out. P.O. her head, in drug Hair Ri . Those SSG to restore the original color to gray ang faded bait, found at dealers’who want tomake F pee cont tod a7 these poor 108 40 Fh nd 49 pay thair cleras loc com: te they sell. And row and gots worthieas i over. ‘Thea insist on we fs of ten oy noltations to is, boxes and style ol c} pap ah earners SEE STAR IN EAST ak “ol hore tent ‘me eves shoe geey > e Star: There ts a| ie, nares See sae ast. People generally are coming to the bellef that labor unions have not monopolized the thug business, and that all brutes are not clad in overalls. Congres: investigations have been a ndous ald in this. n the clay is falling from the preachers’ eyes. Perhaps, some day the church will become {m- pregnated with the religion that taught—then there will be no use for labor unions. But at present the unions are en. avoring to do the work that the church has failed to do, and the abel Is the badge of this endeavor | applied Christianity H.C. H sional nning’s March Clearance Sale TO BALK THIEVES The Star: I see that a | automobile company 16 | making plans to trace stolen cars lof their make, 1 would suggest | |that all makes of autos stamp the |number of car or engine upon the} hood on the right and left sides, #0 from be as party Benefit. $3.33 seeeeees read easily that they the sidewalk, and it will easy matter to catch the who has a stolen car All new cars should be stamped and all old cars could be stamped | at owners’ expense. A public no-| ands, les, floors. It saves labor. erson who has the stolen car numbers are nd that would cause suspicion Im mediately Jn. Ww. AS JOHN D. DOES Editor The Star: More power to John D. Rockefeller. Here's wish ing he successfully doge pay. ing any personal property tax, also that he will show us poor fellows how to do the same Tax on personal property meanest kind of thievery, as can and do dodge it, while |do not and cannot rnme My, %, 1, 1%, 1%, 1%, 2 are hundreds of other items priced below the is the some others t ha moral 1415-1417 FOURTH AVENUE number would soon Jo-| x right to have @ tax dodged. that can be G. 8. THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, MARCH THE SEATTLE STAR 18, 1914, SCHOOL DAYS DONALD, Wha Have | ToLo you ABOUT WASHING YouR Pace ‘Your war wirn AND Coay on Trotter-—-Well, and what news of our friend Forbes? Has he come to the front yet? Snooks—-Come to the yet? 1 should jolly well he has! Trotter front think Ah! I knew he would But, tell me, where ts he now? Snooke——When you were with us, you'll remember he was play ing the back legs of the elephant in the panto. But that was ten years ago. Now he's been pro moted to the front legs! eee Deaf to Duty The average man who can hear Pleasure whisper a mile away an't hear Duty when It shouts in bis ear with a megaphone “- Liable to Turn. Revenge is weet,” quoted the Wise Guy, ‘es, until it begins added the Simple Mug. No, Mandie dear similarity about our mansions in the sky and our castles ‘n the alr. eee Pays More. The man who buys his popular. ity generally pays more than the market price. WANT NEW GYM Realizing the necessity of hav-| ing healthy and sanitary training | quarters, such as are not afforded by the present gymnasium, a move ment for obtaining a new structure | for the university has been started by the freshman class. Several members of the board of regents have expressed themselves as favoring the proposition, Stu dents hope to get an appropriation! THE CHAUFFEUR By Jim Manee Mt In gauntiets, coat stand stiff br wheel chug, chug, you're The chauffeur ts the chense whirl you swiftly knows his right well With half a chance, he'll open And let ‘er ao like '# down to work “Gosh! 1 just missed Wise Old Horse Mistress——-Why do you drink Jam Even a horse knows too much to drink! Coachman—A horse knows too muoh to get married, too, ma'am! eee Unique “Upon what does Torpldvilie base its expectation that its name will go thundering down the ages? It has not asked for a federal reserve bank.” see That's It A panacea is a thing that ex ists in the {imagination of the ortats. Blind An idealist neglects many op: portunities for accomplishment of the attainable. 7. At One of ‘Em There ts no use di sing the piness of marriage unless of the contracting parties ts an optimist . . 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Tho fault will be remedied here at the expense of the company. KAISER GETS A NEW GRANDSON March BERLIN, periol family was over birth of Duchess of Brunswic daughter. SQ Mr. Out-of-Town Buyer printing by 18—The {m rejoicing today a son to the k, the kaiser Order trom your mai FRANK P. NOLAN 1407 Fifth Ave Ee will save you money printing orders EAVY ME HAVE SLOW KIDNEYS Eat Less Meat If You Feel| Backachy or Have Blad- der Trouble. onal AT EATERS No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make a mistake by flushing the kidneys occasionally say# a well-known authority, Meat} forms uric acid, which excites the kidneys, they become overworke from the strain, get sluggish and fail to filter the waste and poisons | from the blood; then we get sick Nearly all rheumatism, headaches ELSEWHERE Mre. Barah Todd, 103, claiming | lrelationship with Abraham IAn coln, moved from Bugene, Ore, to Walla Walla, She smoked a moer chaum on the way over | Tacoma closed Registration at 10,144 are | with 26,265, of whom women King Guatave of Sweden serious: | ly i | at St, Louts on July 4 Edwin F. Wendt, president Amer Rallway Engineering associa | tion, ways at Chicago 4 of Alaska presente gre neering problem’ in America Queen Eleanora of Bulgaria, with 1 big number of court retainers, | will visit United "States in Twenty wounded in riot in front of resid of Robert F. Leguia, | new president of Peru, denounce by crowd | Two thousand women dressmak ere strike in New York, demanding right of organization id Celebrating St. Patrick's day, Jo- seph Ta fireman, went on a} wild ride on a locomotive at Me-| Alester, Oklahoma. Secretary McAdoo warns inter.) nal revenue collectors that income tax returns are “inviolably confi dential.” Mrs. Elsie Whalen Goelet, New port, orce from Robert G let, a millionaire, on cruelty charge jean While defending woman suffrage, meets Tuesday Senator Borah, Idaho, said national suffrage amendment is impractical Japanese, questions. House committee vestigation of disputes of manage | ment of seal herd of Alaska Secretary Lane wrote to house! veation commission, opposing | tional university | Signing of treaty with Nicaragua, 8 and naval base, delayed until next and other states’ rights | J. H. Groves, leading capitalist of Fairbanks, Alaska, bought the Auditorium of that city | | day Tiilkume pi tent. Frank cenne here “City’s after,” J. 8 comminsioner Nel Mme. Emma Trent! National balloon race will be run) pany rest tn Seattle toda Funeral for Concert at Frank Plo murder of Henry W America from Ethel Leak E. Leake. divorce, health lan another momben tuee Jenny son, Kent, wed Benoa ite i first, McBride, new Bates cd Fort Lawton con, Frank Bu Italy three © asks divorce eg Hubby was from er, Came tg Years ag, General Lawton Circle gi party at Mr Third >} Mise instructor, meeting of circle. According t visitor, $50,01 be made on pip Harry Gre Meldner = hur dent *p Charley Gordon, Fort Marie marry lard King Count Alta Card party nier Lodge, No. because it is handicapped by negro, | B’brith, at Odd Fellows’ hal day night Gov. Lister “ wakes Longfellow ‘Thursdays Motheng 0 Henry Ki 0 improvement Yakima valley - ‘ enwalk and t in mmotoreyeie ea Krugmler, AY «| y Osteopathlo vetety wa | orders Investigation to be given 627, L 0, concluded in-| into waste of fish. University freshman start com pa ign for gym. Fine of $25 for 0. L, w Swinomish ho misbranded lemon extract reservation | are selling their land fast, says W, rights to cana! route|B. Alverson, here from La Staggers hold monthly Friday night, U. 8. submai ed Tuesday. Central Redding’s, rine K-4 to be lean Council of Seclal Age Max Cohen and Fred Levenson, | cles meeting tonight. Petrified wood, 1,000,000 to New York, perished in fire of} Woodbine hotel, Toronto, Edmund | Giles, Montreal, probably fatally to jured as result of jump from upper window. Big fire at Varna, Buigarian port, | on Black sea. | Application for pardon by 18 la-| bor leaders in “dynamite conspir- | acy case” filed with department of justice. President Wilson, In special mes-| sage, urged $100,000 appropriation | for exposition to be beld at Pan- ama in November. Noticing some senators smiling! Tillman predicted: “I'll bury you South Dakota progressives, after speech by Gifford Pinchot, take de- cided stand against coalition with republican House ie considering $43,000,000 “et ag and harbors appropriation in. Report from St. Petersburg that storm along Black sea caused loss of 1,500 to 3,000 Iives and sinking of 150 boats. Three were killed and five in- jured in collision between ferry and raflroad float on Hudson, near Ithaca, N. Y. Two thousand members of the A. O. H., Los Angeles, adopted res- olutions favoring free Panama Ci nal tolls for American ships. 000 years old ity. Suit of against 8. P. charging for train, starts. Harry’ » Teceived at Goble, miner, for $51,250 damages cible ejection from Steerage passengers bound ubmit to ‘ All ready for big Prose alee bah North must # |at Hippodrome March 31, University sophe want rules revived. Sign petition, Mayor J. M. Morrison of ee cortes is a visitor here. More attention to be pald when he read magazine article on|crop in North Yakima says J. bis restoration to bealth, Senator| Hahn, Yakima man, here, Patrolman cycle struck Brown, exone: Fuller, whoee and killed meter Prk rated. Caught between freight cer lng, Frank Mayanich posses Views of Hawaiian Islands chem chureh: at Firat Baptist night. ‘Tecotey Photographers organtse. 8. M. Miller adde 20 3 minutes prize. 111-6 seconde. Wins Campaign funds to send steamer rug, loses sult. Chamber of Commeree away 809 pounds of Y. M. C. 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