The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 17, 1914, Page 4

THE STAR—TUESDAY, MARCH 17, 1914. THE SEATTLE ST wi = | uo to the company generally, “In, white hot, may save ye slathers o° pRIPPS NORTHWEST 1 }ite right pla And finally, lean. sin.” The preac| vigorously pro ing down toward the preacher on tested (WAltor's Note—On Mt. Patrick's Da ant y there appeared Aix Irtah Btortes,” erroneously poet are “ ] ited Frese Assoetation. MacMa his left, concluded, “And hell's the And after all," replied the jar Ratered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffte ond Clase Matter, place for it.” 6 vey, “ah o the dandiest cursers °) 5 naan — —— ~ — mene & 1 | y, » world ever knew w . i Ry mall, out of city, 26 per — b / to ry mont we mos. # ag dine | Profanity was the noxt subject same time wan o' the moet PA Oe ot, elty, 360 6 month ___ in hie lecture*!taken up by the preacher, The jay | saints J) [rwbimned Dany by Te publ Hon oe Any Story | Yey had his own opinion upon this| “Whom do you refer to?” axked { tne jand pronounced the heretical opin-|the preacher, “Job,” replied the ——. ——————- | _ We are giad to publish thie # lion that “sometimes a rattiin’ good Jarvey, “I sometimes wish I had cuss, Just rapped out while it's / his knac _A National Referendum | | on Baby Vallie [See teeta ba | RGANIZED society develops theories—and then it runs} " Cremer pet * - There's a type up against a BIG FACT and it finds itself puzzled smith (more correctly jackass) who y : : yO petrate “Irish humor” for The world has never wasted much pity on unrestrained will perpetrate “Ir e Justfulness. It has been content to banish those whose pas his fellows to hee-haw at—and who) f American joke assumes that the people who are! ( with THage a.” Bions have wrecked innocence and forget them admittedly the keenest and brightest | h, bits It has punished even innocence—when it happened to on the world’s ridge are one-half CURTAINS | 4 butts and one-half blunderers—that an WELL, HY an Irlahman cannot open his mouth | be girlish innocence, which made one mistake—punished Lit that scorn and silence and hardness that are worse i irianiat tant vot in it-_-that 2 DEAR MRB. TRUE, than prison walls. with the face of baboon, he talke in Y I've Gor To ~ Tt has been content with these theories of self-protec-' haboontsh jargon and that the real] [ERI os HAVE MORE . ‘ ‘tion, i a charitable orphanage to care recipe for producing “Irish dia ’ : eee eae were 4 . drift-|!8 to make hash of the English lan UGNT: for those mites of humanity which are tossed up as pa Ragen Meee A ge ogg . clency of “shure an’s" and pepper The Mlinois pardon board understands all these theories. dust it with a plentiful aprinkligs of It knows what law and man's theory of justice require, and | “01,” “yes,” “bhoy,” “praste™™ and £ ahead, content and satisfied, were it not for the “Be Jabers Under my name a year ago, such ACT, which ie—VALLIE, WHO NEEDS A\y gontioman sot down here “Six best ‘ATHER. Trish stories” that were particularly | i rurgling i n le. To take the bad taste off the Against the smile, the gurgling laughter, the innocent vi | of babyhood, all theories dash themselves and fall — of those who swallowed Inst ear's, | offer the following genuine broken and useless. Jand average samples of true Irish jose little pink fingers reach out for something more) wit and humor Qhan theory, something more than an institutional paternal I n beara oe reach ont|, A fatr apectmen of sardonte Irish fem, something more than a law's vengeance—they reach out sutioe was that quoted by Mr. Tatt Yor @ father’s labor to provide home, name, education, friend-| whe he was still displacing #txty ‘ instead of sneers, and life's necessities during child-|cunic feet of White House atmos Soy be Perh tie opinton| "ae ble taverite foke, nad he eald| Be The pardon board is puzzled. erhaps public opinion pind gd @ said lear ‘way the clouds. WILL YOU HELP DECLARE jit one—the bit of ialone maxalne T PUBLIC OPINION BY SIGNING THE COUPON between the barman in the bar and TODAY'S STAR. his Irish boss tn the back-room: — | Help decide this great human question for the future, ake ane for a drink?” alone for the guidance of the state of Illinois, but for) «te nas” guidance of the officials of our own state and of all] “tHe ts.” bi re: ‘ | And the dryeat of the dry Irish! The Star has joined with newspapers in some 70 other) ty ete lad tn x toe to put this problem up to their readers to conduct @ told to me recently by William dum which shall be the decision of public opinion in Allen White, who pat the sass {n ry i Kansas. When in Ireland some this great human interest case of Baby Vallie. . r rs years ago reckleasly searching out | We promise that your vote shall be presented to the Lipentrel veserdn, ‘sa, stroitan fe cS piney Park tn Dublin, was both amus and amazed at sight of ‘ ee 2 What Is Police Efficiency : men striving to rua down & spindly, PEFITH MR. GRIFFITHS’ accession as head of the Seattle | sickly, ragged little urchin who was V police department, this city, The Star firmly believes,|hreath Mr. White. turning to a be in the van guard in the new order of police efficiency seedy, seriouslooking old fellow What is a good police record? : park benches, asked: “What has In the past, we have been overwhelmed with an the poor Iittie fellow done that these ; | more arrests made than in another year. A policeman Pi de | = be hl ggy Bory Poss ONE THING IN FAVOR | SPEECH UNNECESSARY by his superiors and by the public as the less efficient. giasses at the ridiculous race, And yet, should mere numbers be the test? Thousands | snorted and replied: “The little ; : a laugh. @ in no sense to be considered criminals. Often, the wel- nel re ae wie eed | ould have been much better served had the touch | his paper. i | | human kindness helped the man home instead of into There {s not tn Ireland any char. t ’ : ed, than the jaunting car driver, | ” where the “offender” is happily inoffensive. A/jthe Jarvey. And with an eye tip- 1 . 7 en also. Ridi th would readily be avoided by the citizenry with @/that ran around the sant frome Boe Some day, and in Seattle it will not be long, the human |ne once to be entertained by if} wonderful ‘cument upon whisky, | day, too, the young prosecuting attorneys of OUr|ties—carried on between a publi } and counties will not measure their record of efficiency | (#aloonkeeper) who sat a ‘he ly b: M : | Who sat on the inland side. Some le ess learned that a kind word is often more effec. one at length appealed to the jar-| We will learn the same lesson in the treatment of adults, who Leaning down toward the pabtiona,| but children grown. who sat under him to the left, the| d of pardons, no matter which way you vote. afternoon through the beautiful ree great, big, burly Dublin police. putting his puffing pursuers out of burled fn a newspaper on one of the he of statistics, showing that in a certain year there big policemen are chasing him?” made fewer arrests than another was often. regarded | tow momenta over his bone rimmed s have been made in Seattle of men and women who] *Ss*bone pulled up a tree back here ‘of all concerned—the individual, his family, society in| snorting again, he buried himself tn 4 pe onal of the cases of arrest are for “drank- joked Wincs'the Seatian Gen tees | ber of other arrests are made for other minor “offerises” | Ping-time, he ts the most polite of or a kindly suggestion from the officers. |to bonny Bundoran, I had the for-| ‘a in police administration will be dominant. lite celestial and tte taternat poy the number of convictions storm side of the car and a preacher than the rod in the treatment of children. Some day) vey for his opinion on the question. jarvey said: “Whisky {# all right.”| “Well, my little man, what do Then looking abead and fidking a you expect to be when you grow | up?” iy = Boost By the Commercial Club fly from the off-horse's ear, contin | _Dr. Matthews: “Don't you know A aaladil , ; it’s sinful to catch fish on Sun- “You mean ‘an actor.’ You [YHOWING a fine enterprise and an excellent taste, the day must learn to speak correctly if : w Seattle Commercial club has launched a “boost” pamphlet | . ’ Joe Doe: “But parson, consid- | you expect to become one.” ee ent act caty I club edition of the “See Inthe Editor Sirae | eae Siies Birt Macazine” telling, in = most Sneresting way Mail GIRLS! CLEAN AND BEAUTIFY HAIR; 2 ee rt od ot the comntey. Te poses NO DANDRUFF—25 CENT DANDERINE , a distribution of many thousands will be directed] Editor The Star: 1 was much in- seas i r ps le sauce and oat ' b. terested in the app STOP WASHING HAIR! TRY application of Danderine dissolves Minder the auspices of rg se t the best “boost” pamphlet |™ea! drink cure described in this!" THigi MAKES IT GLOSSY, every particle of dandruff; tnvigor- __ The magazine itself is abou pomp column a few days ago. But here SOFT AND ABUNDANT ates the scalp, stopping itching and “Seattle ever had, both as to the data contained and the|is a good one at half the price: | falling hate _ @ftistic handling. Get sober and stay that way for) cureiy try a “Danderine Hair! Danderine fs to the halr what 8 about a month. Stroll around and Neanse” if you wish to immedi-|fresh showers of rain apd sunshine what fools your old-time friends are making of themsolves 157,000 Indebtedness. 9% [rey tg picture how you looked un- der the same conditions, Try to yourself as others see you— you are drunk. T'll guaran you will never touch another drop. Some fellows think It great} to get pickled, All I ever got out eect ALOE JACKET. sess an incomparable softness, lus-|ton’s Danderine from any drug pore *"* | tre and luxuriance. |store or tollet counter and try it MOTHERS SHOULD AID Besides beautifying the hair, one! as directed, * aabanatane arate STYLES TODA’ z New Models in Spring Coats A magnificent collection of Spring Coats awaits you at the Bastern, They include all the beautiful new models, suitable for after- noon and evening wear, All the latest colors and newest fabrics are belng shown. A big variety of attractive models to choose from, $15 upward, lately double the beauty of your/are to vegetation, It goes right to hair. Just moisten a cloth with|the roots, invigorates and strength Danderine and draw {t carefully|ens them. Its exhilarating, stim \through your hatr, taking one small|ulating and Mfe-producing proper strand at a time, this will cleanse |ties cause the hair to grow long, the hair of dust, dirt or any exces-| strong and beautiful | sive ofl—in a few minutes you will; You can surely have pretty, soft Seattle cannot but feel grateful to the Commercial club. UNCLE SAM'S 48 states have $4 CONCORD, MASS., may demand a regional bank after Harry Thaw gets that $160,000, next month. Editor The Star: Surely we should make a plea for the life of Louls Bundy, the Los Angeles boy who is to be hanged; for, after all, he is only a child, Think of it! Eighteen years old and sentenced be “hanged by the neck until dead.” Why, I have a boy who fs nearly 18 and who 18 just m passionate, |thoughtless, loving child, as irre- sponsible as his two brothers of 11 land 13. Should young boys of this lkind receive the death penalty | when wicked men and wicked wom len receive world-wide sympathy jand leniency? ROYAL Baking Powder Saves Health considered in the punishment al ‘jotted unto him. He has likely suf, fered all a juatice-loving world would demand in his constant view of hin death cage, and his own thoughts of his terrible wrong | ON CREDIT Make your selection now and pay for tt a Nttle later, You can always be dressed in the height of fashion by using our modern credit system, A little down and the bal ance in small payments ts all that is re quired, are spared the consequences of their wiltful crimes, boys like Louls Bundy should at least have a plea in their behalf from every | mother or father. | MOTHER OF THREE. * A te 1332-34 Second Av. & 211 Union St. | ALASKA SPECULATORS FAitor The Star The sienift cant thing about the news com. ment from Alaska in regard to the signing of the raflroad bill tw the statement “Realty values are pick ing up.” Land and resource spec ulators are evidently already build ing a speculative barrier of value |which the actual user will find Makes Better Food be amazed. Your hair will be|Iuatrous hatr, and lota of it, it you|With smoke Ike so many ktppers.”| wavy, fluffy and abundant and pos-| just get a 26 cent bottle of Knowl. | AR | SOME STORIES OF IRISH WIT AND HUMOR... By Seumas MacManus | “That wae a very different thing,” the her protested But th the jarvey went on, ‘small thanks to him. He begun the * thrade early.” early? What do you r” anked the preacher Shocking early,” sald the Jarvey 1 wanst read an account of how Job cursed the hour he was born! Gee up, yo bastes,” he sald as he |Mghtly flecked his horses with the leracker of hie whip, at the same |time turning the tall of Me of his leyes In the direction of an indignant | clergyman. m v | Because an antlIrish Irishman Sir Boyle Roche, who a hundred years ago helped to sell his coun try to England, used to clown for English applause by expressing himself in carefully prepared bulla, the world came to assu that a bull was always Hibernian, no mat ter wh it was born. The fact ts that, while Ireland's neighbors are more prolific in the matter of bulls than in Ireland, the truly Irish bull alone han breeding to it. Exempt gratia, the bull of Tim Healy during a stormy debate in the British partiament, in the Boer war time, when an indignant Scot answering the taunt of cowardice flung at a Beotch regiment by an Irion M roclaimed that “under » frieze { of an Irishman there er beat a braver heart than under the kilt of a Hielandman Then, to the redoubled amusement f the house, sat down upon bin wilh hat, crushing ft like a paper bag Tim Healy, arising, solemnly con eratulated the Seot upon the for tunate fact that when he sat dowr vy his hat his head didn't happer o be tn It vi It was not our Jarvey (though It ight well have been he) who, en jeavoring In his burry to rush a street crossing, and having a big Belfast policeman. of extraordin large extremities throw back upon her haunches with the angry demand Did you ye amadan, not see my hand go up, wernin’ ye to halt?” replied Troth and I did observe a sudden rkneas come over thinge—but meself hadn't time to understan the why of It, by reason | was so busy keeping the mare from fright enin’ at your feet.” * MOST | > Zz “8 JOSH WISE SAY | “Th’ editor o' th’ Beeleys | port Weekly Whang is so old- fashioned that he will not | publish « transparently faked | press agent story. o s * | ee 2 SARIRE 4 . A mall Boy's Reasoning. The small boy bad been warned by bis norse as to the awful results of biting his nafls, “If you bite your nafis,” she said, “you will swell out like an air-bal- Joon. The small boy believed, took heed, and didn’t bite hi fis, Later, when at a children’s party, he stood and gazed at the corpulent hostess for some minutes tn silence. Then) he «poke. “You bite your nail eee IN FOR IT He-—If I don’t marry her she in going to sue for $25,000 for breach of promise! ] She—Why don't you marry her, then? | He-—Because if I do she says she will get a divorce with week alimony eee | Aye, That's It, The people who want their money to go a long way bave some difficulty in letting it go at | all. " he sald. eee Once in a While. Occasionally you meet a wom- | an who is almost as averse to flat- | tery as she Is to having her pic- ture taken. o. Not That Way. Bishop Creighton tnterviewed a London vicar at St. Paul's cathe dral and requested that he would abandon use of income, to which the vicar attached most vital {m- portance. cure of ten thousand souls to min-| ister to.” “Quite #0,” rejoined the bishop; “put you don't wish to cure them | On! | “There's a mountain in Switzer} land five miles thick, but you can) see through it.” “Go on.” “Sure you can. They've got a tunnel fn ft.” | eee | | | WHY SHE ENJOYED IT He—You seem to enjoy being with Mr, Smith {mmensely. She—Yes, indeed! He ts such @ good Ietener, ° na. Y, wensdy--a cuppel of wall | st brokers named emith and pe- | ters was having lunch together | and discussing their friends when | | | o- smito happened to mention a guy named bill skinner | peters he remembered bill all right, bill having stung him for sevrel thousend dollers tn a deal that just got by the door of the grand jury room bill had faded away after that performance, and peters hadent ever herd from him sinse so he says to smith, by golly, if you don't want to spile my ap- petite, don’t talk to me about bill skinner, the miserble skoundre! why, that guy !s so crooked he | has to turn around 8 times to get his pants on | well, ansers smith, { know yoy're sore at him, but { want to | tell you this about bill, his heart ie Inethe right place | ime satisfide, says peters, if quite a8 great as obstacle as the absence of @ raiirgad, D, W. D, | his heart 1s in Jale, the rest of him must be there too J Johny ‘CHAMBER FOLKS rhc He told the chamber Just exactly Good-bye sore fee ng feet where It stood swollen feet smelling Gill told the “business men, bank-| feet, tired . ere, and what not,” about a Good-bye corne, calloures, bunions named “Belshaazar, who once gave and raw spots a large feed and couldn't read the No more shoe handwriting on the Wall,” tightness, no He told them the $2.50 day man more limping | March 21.—Adverti “You see, my lord, I have the“ FOR CONSTIPATION, TORPID LIVER, HEADACHE, DYSPEPSIA—DIME A BOX Tera the rascals cet—the heat-; liver and carry off the decomposed noche, biliousness, indigestion, con wastes matter and conatipatioa stipation, the stok, sour stomach polson from the bowels and foul gasee—tarn them out to A Cascaret tonixht will straight night with Cascarete. on you out by morning--© 16-cent Don't put in another day of dis box keeps your head clear, stomach tres, Let Oneoarets cleanse and @weet, liver and bowels regular aod sweeten your stomach; remove the you feel bully for months Don't sour, undigested and fermenting forget the children-—their jit food and that miserytmaking gas; | sides need « goed, gentle clen take the excess bile from your too, CANDY CATHARTIC 10 CENT BOXES -ANY DRUG STORE * ALSO 25 & SO CENT BOXER” WORK WHILE YOU SLEEP SITUP WHEN fs nk did not sald After listening to the same old standpat songs by President Chil berg, Judge Burke and ex-Senator | —— Piles, Mayor Hiram C. Gill present: | ¢¢ ” its banquet to the new city officials itt syste’ SORE, TIRED FEET Meeting was held today by Cur- rent Century club. that had the kick of a muzzle loading shotgun was a “business man, too,” and was as much, if not more a political influence than the chamber. “You have falled to see that. 1 have seen the new order of things and that's why I'm mayor,” Gill said The mayor paid a great tribute sonous exuda to A. E. Griffiths, the new head of tiong which puff up the feet. Use the police department, emphasized | 117" and forget your foot tuiser that labor had a right to organize,! 4! how comfortable your feet {6 i P. and announced he would never run Get a 25 cent box of “TIZ” now at x lor office again ru e | any druggist or department store Fi thgy H. Gowen made a witty | non't suffer. Have good feet, glad pds SMU S TED feet, feet that never swell, never hurt, never get tired. A year's foot comfort guaranteed or money re- funded. THIS WOMAN SAYS AKOZ SAVED HER FROM YEARS OF SUFFERIN Victim of Arthritis Deformans Recovers—Doctor Said Her Rheumatic Condition Was Incurable. is cal, acts off. “TIZ out all the poi Luna Park tatorium open: ent. =. _ ¢ How she was saved from years of)pain. I seemed to have it all over: suffering and helplessness by using |™7 fest, ankles. knees, hips, shoul- e Akos, the wonderful radio-active| neck. T Cttretcd with age ie be medicinal mineral, te told by Mre./got chilled or tried to work, Boine- Jennie B. Purdy, of Lodi, Cal, for|times it seemed that I must scream iy two years a victim of arthritis de-/ Sith the pain. I took one month's e' going every day formans, one of the worst forms of to my physician, and still | grew M m. The letter was un- | worse. geemed worse It tells how she suffered, |than the preceding one. how she tried other remedies with-| “At iast Akoz was recommended Out success; how the doctors told|/to me, 1 sent for #6 worth mre her there was no cure for her all-|started in, using the compound to jent; how the joints of her body allay the Intense pain, and taking ame distorted and uld do |the internal powder as directed work, and how finally she came| “That was seven months ago. To- to use Akoz with the r all/day T am doing all my own work, pain has left her and she ts able to| washing included, dressmaking do any kind of work Purdy jevery spare moment. I never have ways jan acute attack now and I feel that I should let you know |pain to speak of; my hands are how much Akoz has helped me. It|slowly but surely regaining their s nearly two years since I became |normal size, and even the bony for- affileted with an Y hritis form. of rh the Joints, cute attack of|/mations seem dissolving. And for dreadful |#ix weeks this T packed » cripples |grapes for ten hours ¥ did her, wntil/all my housework besid the patient 1* unable to move a/|none the worse for It single t, or even to bend the told my physician after T had neck been using Akoz for several months At first I thought it only @ se-|and he said it was only the war vere attack of inflammatory rheu-|weather that had helped me. matism and began trying to ge’ when it became cold again I would I doc for several be worse again. he before the physician finally |ready had n unced it arthritis and told me |pretty cold was Litth no help for me, damp fo that It was seldom relieved to any have bee extent and never cured. It was like | this in the nest desire of helping a death sentence to me, for I was|some one else. My case has at t 43 years of age and had |tracted considerable attention and n very energetic, and to|many have t Akoz because it wenty or thirty years of helped me so much. T am i ness fairly appalled mg.|using it and expect to continue all wever, I determined to try every | winter, at least.” ng 1 heard and for the next| Thousands of similar lett year there was not a lintment but |ing of the wonderful re: Jed, every patent medicine and |tained by using Akoz for rheuma- every home remedy any one recom-|tism, stomach "trouble, piles, ec- mended, but | steadily grew worse. zema, catarrh and ulcers have been My hands and wrists became so mis- received by the Natura Company of shapen and lame that I could not |San Francisco. 4 d woul is now being de bed If I ever imple household jand tasks T couldn't shake a dust cloth |tion may be had regarding nor lift a tea kettle without Intense advertisement wl drug store, cor ke, where further EAST Daily June 1 to Sept. 30 TO NORWAY For Norwegian Centennial Tickets on sale for April 20, 25 and 30 GO WITH THE SONS OF NORWAY on their Spectally Char tered American Line 8, 8. “St, Paul,” from New York May 7. | SPECIAL NORTHERN PACIFIC TRAIN from Pacific Coast to Minneapolis and St, ul, where passengers will meet those from Montana, the Dakotas, Minnesota and elsewhere, and proceed to New York to embark on steamer fn one grand party. f Or, secure passage ON ANY TRANS-ATLANTIC STEAMSHIP LINE, Let us make your reservation now, TO CHICAGO For Biennial Musical Festival Tickets May 19 and 20 TO ATLANTA, GA With the Shriners Tickets May 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Rates are open to all. 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