The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 11, 1914, Page 4

he Untted Breas Association, Entered at Seattio, Wash, Postoffice as Becond-Class Matter $1.80; year $3.2 i ————— By mall, out of city, 26 pert By cart And, if our American institutions had done nothing else, t Why Not, Governor ? ent for damages to its workmen. ‘ But the mouths of the little children in Evans’ home ‘Evans himself—must be fed Though th it no wrong,” the wo 3’ door are of. It was his misfortune that the state, society him a Shall the state, in this day and age of our civilization, permitted to ignore his plight? Evans was crippled by the state. He is, however, n sapalle of doing useful work, He has lost the active use la leg. But he is capable of occupation not requiring uous manual exercise Why should not the state give him such employment? Why not, Governor Lister? it. LADIES DESIRING to throw things at Prof. Roswell John- f of Pittsburg university, can consult our advertising rates. Mt announces that the higher education interferes with in- telligent women’s potentiality for child-bearing. 4 FOREIGN SPINNERS clase Arizona cotton equal with the Dest Egyptian grades. Now, if Arizona could only get her to- bacco classed with the best African cabbage or hemp! BEING A member of royalty doesn’t save you from the Ills ‘ef man. Crown Prihce Frederick William of Germany hae just gotten over the mumps and now is down with tonsilitis. IT WILL be Interesting to watch the progress of the first —— the Panama canal, with those two ex-presidents on i SINCE 5,500,000 of our population are already iiliterates, | maybe the admission of a few more won't make us too stupid. 2 IN SPITE of the freezing weather in New York—or because ef it—hot birds are plentiful on Broadway. Sparrows and pigeons “Bre roosting on electric signs to keep from freezing. THERE SEEM to be more women nowadays with a | Fouge on their face than with a dab of flour on their nose. to bay points for 1,000 unemployed men, the “a black coffee. railroad company has refused to issue transportation. and women are subject tothe numerous ailments caused defective dr irregular action of the organs ofdigestion and ‘inatio eadaches, lazy feelings, depression of spirits fe first consequences, and then worse sickness followsif the uble is not removed. But thousands have discovered that ams Pills 3 (The Largest Sale of Any Medicine in the World) ‘are the most reliable corrective, and the best preventive of these com- ailments. Better digestiom more restful sleep, greater strength, ‘spirits, clearer complexions are given to those who use oocasion- this time-tested home remedy. Beecham’s Pills will no doubt help it is to your interest to try them—for all over tHe world they Sold everywhere. in boxes, 10c., 28%. The directions with every box are very salocite--sevsatally-€ weinens America has furnished to the world the character of Washington. t alone would have entitled them to the respect of mankind.—Daniel Web- OUR YEARS ago, on August 8, 1910, C. FE, Evans, 910 F Crown av., was seriously injured while employed on Phe state road, just north of the University district. His leg gad crushed and he has been out of employment ever The workmen's industrial insurance law was not if ef at that time. And Evans could not sue the state. For, state, like the kings of old, is held by the law to be in- of doing wrong and therefore immune from any are two children, and there is Mrs. Evans, and there state “could lf failed not to appear at the Had Evans been injured through the fault or accident of & private employer, the chances are he would have been taken 1 itself, Here's a chance to give a man a job who richly de APLOYED ARMY IS STUCK AC TO, March 11.—While a citizens’ committee worked inight trying to induce the railroad company to sel! transpor. | y.” driven} 9 county by Sacramento police, shivered with the cold and the! tried to ease their appetites with a few loaves of bread and North, South, East, West | |] thes, th tained herein to your read Mr. Wh “Qlasgow's town coun 111 of whom are Are Pronounced Best *' Talking Machines One of the most influential elements in modern musical progress is the latest improv- ed talking machine. We carry the world’s three greatest, the wonderful Victor Victrola, the marvelous new Edison Diamond-point Dise or Cyl- inder and the Grafonola. Prices and terms graduated and arranged to sult each in dividual buyer. | Great Edison Wax Record Sale The first time in the history of the talk- ing machine business that these records have ever been offered or permitted to be sold at these figures, which are way below actual cost. } Z 3 + j i How $35.00 worth of these two-minute records can be had for $10.00 and $50.00 worth of these four-minute records can be had for $16.50 is shown below: Two-Minute Records | Four-Minute Records 1 35e record now « 3 35e records now 6 35c records now 14 36c records now 24 25c records now 50 35c records now 100 25¢ records now pha ity e record now @ records now records now records now records now records now © records now Mr. The pro for Eadltor received erates em election pay. th partment Baditor jof 28 | work for inte When {Then he jamong them |atead Df taking self, whovhas no # | A girl has |when ar eople should be doge to give a worklr girl @ chance, —THEV'RE REALLY MERPY BESIDE THE PLIGHT OF A TRAGEDIAN *BEANED’ BY THE CURTAIN! ove | She—Doen with your wife? Henpeckod—Gee! more than I would expect of any climate His Farewell Address Miss Wheat, the new teacher, was hearing the history lesson Turning to one of the scholars, she asked “James, what farewell addres Washington's ptitude that promised well Heavy HOW ONE CITY PROFITS BY MUNICI The following an extract from a letter I recently | postoffice. from John Wheatley ber of the town gow, Scotland gow, reputed best managed cities ractically is entire system is now under the der Bothers. hauled down the Cly The city of Glas owns and op ited in 4 An extension | regularly can make a mistake by of municipal housing, a dairy farm} fiushifg the kidneys occasionally, to supply milk to city hospitals. | gays a well-known authority. Meat and the ling of by-products at be of interest museums and many other facilities members are provided by the city ted by ach ward tives, one h year, is eligible for re The members receive no | R Jin the kidn ‘Our mayor (who Is termed the} 5 4 ' a oes be lord provost) ull of sedim town counell 0 ; © years, celyes no sal E The cit gas and electricity farms, lodgir ies, owns cooking stoves controla Its own water supply “The tramway cipalized 000,000 Citizens travel ¢ alfpenny beautiful, y well paid rmitted on the $5. its own lighting. runs tramways {welling houses, service Was mu er a mile for a The cars are clean and the employes advertising is | BY A DENTIST ow tna'inen to ieop the kianeys is ove within 12 penditure the servic No ch place after election We have no disturbance of commit ra merely succeed- duties of the old tees, new memt ing to the Glasgow but this was taken over by the state when telephones were | nationalized fet on Wirat ay. pregenitng hin to be Dr. EB. J. Brown or his L M C Y ane if Let Me Cure You BEWARE of this thief who stents mn Mate Cond Yous tion. MY OFFICE WIDOW'S COMPLAINT Jone dollar every time you pa All I have been working at a certain place was laid off dent come back come, So I went there as asked me 1 told him that he I called up the super yand you # He told me to When you come to my offices he Consultation, at the entrance of the building and Dingnosts what I wanted aid 1 should mistake a person Mike my to be decent low can find no | can't THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11, 1914. ° “Burner!” went the telephone sued ‘Are you there?” “Who are you, please?” “What ta y name, please?” Watt's my name.” ‘os, what {s your name?” BY My My name te Watt-—John Watt.” HAMDOME “AML right you Jone WHAT A SOAK No; I'm Knott.” “Who are you then, please ON THE il Knott.” “Why won't you “Oh! 1 beg pardon,” “Certainly, Knott.” “Burrrrr!” went the ringoff; in or not. Magistrate——1I understand that you overheard the quar rel between this defendant | and his wife. Witness—Yen, sir. Maaistrate—-Tell the court if you can, what he seemed to be doing Witness—He seemed to be doing the Hatening. eee Poor “Doc.” Little George (to physictan) ay, I don't think you look lke a duck Who aald I did? J George — Nobody; but MISUNDERSTOOD mamma told papa that you was an old quack . Overdue Now “How ts De Fer financially? “He nays he's going to pay up everything when his ship comes ny oe Soon Comes to End man who belleves that soon comes to the end of tt She—! think music is a gift don't you, professor? Prof.—No, indeed, {t fa not! 1 charge one dollar an hour for lew wons. eee Must Observe Rules Old Lady—Well, now that I have paid a ticket for the dog, I suppose he's entitled to a seat In the street car? Conductor—Yes, mum; but he must conform to the rules, and 108 AN This Jo Wise Sa: ‘SALTS 1S FINE FOR KIDNEYS, QUIT MEAT When Back Hurts or Blad- “In city boate the garbage is and de No man or woman who eats meat forms urte acid which clogs the kid s works are contemplated. The fe health service ts very ex-| ney pores so they sluggishly filter ive. Rowling greens tn public] or strain only part of the waste and parks, golf courses, art gallertes, | poisons from the blood; then you jget sick. Nearly all rheumatinm headaches, liver trouble, nervous ness, constipation, dizeiness op osanens, bladder disorders come m siuggish kidneys The moment you feel a dull ache your back hurts, is cloudy, offensive nt, irregular of pas sage or attended by a sensation of scalding, Ket about four ounces of Jad Salts from any reliable pharm acy and take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfact for a few days and your kidneys wil! then act fine, This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon jutce, combined with | lithia, and has been used for gener ations to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to activity, also to| neutralize the acids in urine so tt no longer causes {rritation, thus ending bladder dtsorders Jad Salts {# Inexpensive and can not injt makes a delightful ef fervescent lithta-water drink which r meat eaters should take WALTER THORBURN, 2030 Ingersoll Place. |clean and the blood pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney complica: | tions, ON FIRST AVENUE People come to my office every day and complain about being robbed of their money by some dent my pationte and It 2 off my reputa- | are at 713 First Ave., Union Block T can guarantee to save you fust After Year In the Secret of My Success n superior, I one-half the price her. high-class dentints fi nee, T make a dollar ea dollar when I do your dental work My Offices Are Entirely Private, Just Hike the one tn this advertise ment Heware of fake Dr. Browne, EDWIN J. EROWN, D. D. S Senitle’s Lending Dentiat 713 First Avenue venings uftil § and Sundays who work 1 confine my practive to chron fo and vous diseases of men n, much aR ghronte all of the LIVER, STOMACH, 4, KIDNEYS, BLADDER, BLOOD, PILES, VARE 1 VEINS, ULCERS, BTC t. DONAWAY Avenue, Keattle, Wash Certainly Knott, Said Watt and the following dialogue en “Oh! Well, » coming ‘round to see you this afternoon.” Ate “T aay my name is William Knott.” ‘hen you'll be in this afternoon if 1 come ‘round, Watt?” again at his desk, began to ponder whether Watt said he would be ° ¢ Just Listening ° YES, WOULDN'T IT! 14 80 worrled about, you're sitting STUNG, HE WARNS OTHERS; COPS GET HIM LES, Cal, March 11. here. keep his feet off the cushions, Don't bite, Read Cireular!” was arrested, charged with dis- ee nm, in huge red letters, playing a sign in public without worn sandwich style, by @ well permission of the chief of police. “The Beeleysport Weekly known business man of this city, Cook explained that he was dis- Whang has of late been publish. attracted a great deal of atten satisfied with a Ing some heavier-than-air edit- tion among real estate excur chased and had taken this means ortals.” sionists on an allotment near of warning others. Its wearer, W. L$ EN SEATTLE STAR [MOST ANYTHING! The Star’s Laugh Department IWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS OUR PRECIGE ARTIST ASAE J2hnny SE OM CCAR! a. (on BeAr | (wars THe arn) dt [{¢ 7us7 Gor a} $0nt A007 [840 serrer!\| Sex ¥ Johnny ‘Writes | OS NN aad a there certs y n. y., fridy re Ribtily ite perce fs suteh a thing as being too care | 7oe wy wy ie | # | wre ~ ff full \ yaw Mar () as e a old lady that came down ay be wo a a few days ago from a mt small town in the catskill moun { tink for the grate city | the nabers told them what to look out for don't never speak to no strang ers, they said, no matter even if they eay they » friends or rela tions, or what just hang onto your gripsack and yell for a cop so the old man and the old Jady they poked around the city a couple of days and nuthing hap. pened then they ® central station f bridge the old lady got into a local train, and the guard slammed the door in the old man’s face, like them guards has a careless way of doing well, the old man pretty near lost bis chin plume in the door, but that didn’t worry him so muteh ns lo the old lady, and bebe praca aren aN holering ied so a kind-harted man put him rted for the grand yaw brooxlin in a express trane, and he beat ¢ a the local, and was waiting at the He BI dit grand central when the old lady ‘(inne aeee mantis lee got there day school class tried to im- he rushed up to ber, and he preas upon her young charges | reached out for 4 satchel, and be | the necessity of blessing the says, my grashus, but ime glad | food before eating. | to see you, eliza | “Billy,” she asked, of a lit- | eliza she hung onto the grip- | tle fellow whose father was sack, and she hit him a whack | an elder in the church, “what over the knob with her umbtrel- | goes your father say before ler, and she yells, you eat your dinner?” you can't fool me, you old | dun know.” you better take off Yell, what did he say this whiskers and lead a morning before breakfast?” honest life, my hiram will be bere Billy meditated. 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