The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 10, 1914, Page 4

Ry rier, elty Published Datly by exe. the United Press Awnoctation, aS tile, Wash. Postoffice an Second-Clast Matter ei Aix moa, $1.80 35 per mon, up to six mea 287 LEAGUE OF NEWSP APIS a month hone, Main W400, F year $3.2 | } departments, | ngland’ 's honor,” pensation for a great wrong’ stuff is going t be bandied London for quite a while But, as a matter of fact, ferent from the year in some he’s going to He goes. The unprintable word And Benton “ The criminal courts of the Is all the year round. short and ground of self-defense. cause he waylaid and kissed M! in the world.” Why an insane ters sent by the suffragets. UNCLE SAM’S army was pumped so full of vaccine that A SCIENTIST says he has a bee will never again look 2 tip for the prohibitionists. to Eastern PROGR there nt-out party vote, on Monday last. Say. sodas Mhlage when they're not scrambled’ lt the Meceers on en ee Bowel Movement » Infancy Insures Good Health in Later Years. not all start life with the i iienaces of money, but every child born is entitled to the her- Mtage of good health. Through un- ignorance or careless ‘ness in the feeding of a baby its ter h may become de- . The disorder spreads to the bowels and before the mother realizes it the two chief organs on which the infant's comfort and | fiealth depend are causing it great suffering. If the condition ts a Jowed to continue, grave ailments often result There is, however, no occasion for alarm, and the sensible thing to do—but it should be done tn- stantly—is to give the baby a small dose of a mild laxative-tonic. In the opinion of a great many people, among them such well-known > persons as the parents of _ Bertha Lee Woodard, 3 years found her relief in Syrup Pepsin. It is a mild, pleasant-tasting lax- ative, which every gestants, peps! pecially intended for infants, chil-| others to whom harsh cathartic salt waters, pills, etc, are di It gratifies us to talk about this collection. It will gratify you to see It Every day brings additional beauty and still later alluring touches of style Waista of voile, French ba tiste, China silk and crepe de chine, in beautiful colorings of light blue, canary, navy and black; new drop sleeves, high and ‘low neck; beautifully trimmed with lace and 1 to # mF tion. A big variety ig - from and moderately pric far unfolded, though fine by com-| view e : parison, yet isn't enough greatly to) Qunet of mercolized wax and tne th uy em on affect the crisia of our time, the! move in with soap ard | ' “4 unequal play of opportunities and who have tried th aE x Cc ed rewards. Greed still roll fe mits you to make a satisf Right you are. But why ts this tory choles now and pay for it 807 Because individuals take what |fuliy eftective. eater in wi ‘onl Hyon gy ely t special effort creates. Values not = _— teetais els ot baring 1 created by the individual are-taken wont Bie the sone w by th individual, The test of DANCING your solection legitimate possession is not, “Did HIPPODROME you earn it; did you render an University. equivalent in personal service; but ‘aouihadinin, § did you get it by means that by Competent . not actual) unlawfal?” = Soe a Reliable neither nor requires that the Convenient indivia en ill render a) equiva ent for What he ge O ng PTO ge ak Blan A ny RB ~ BULL BROS. 1332-34 Second Av. & 211 Union St. permits itnelf to be Just Pri A moral, sensible and well-bred man Will not affront me—and no other can. Benton Got What He Went After LOT of fat-headed statesmen and gold laced are getting terribly excited over the fate of an I nglish and about at similar scrapes that are happening every American city Benton, a man of well known violent temper, ell Villa what he thinks of him The scuffle . “gets what he went alter } And nine times in ten the Villas are acquitted on the) THE RAINBOW is the latest New York drink, drink will make a fellow see rain ———_— WONDER IF that Waltham woman who broke her kneecap | in “dipping” in the tango does any kicking at home ——— INFATUATED YOUTH th Paris was sent to an asylum be- —— KING GEORGE'S secretary returns no answers to the let. It must be that that secretary is delivering the ladies’ letters to Queen Mary. ———- it hadn't one case of typhoid. discovered that a man stung by ass of booze in the face. There's WEATHER BUREAU might send out snowstorm warning ‘and Middle Western railroads, so extra food could be carried on trains likely to be stalled for from 36 to 48 hours. VES SWEPT the only Maine city in which Teach ch Your Child — How to Be Healthy —William Cowper. | diplomats | of that kind of and in The officer, a lot more Washington of amoke , announces ugly word passes. T hen the Then the shot | United States are full of such Enough of | bows on a perfectly clear | Polaire, “the ugliest woman ylum? Love is blind. of vast use in 1913. It was . not money money order office? That is the BERTHA LEE WOODARD in the common tal bank at tressing in fact, jt ote a gd life, sock ie oath lin return an express money order |f¥or of the defendant, and how billousness, headaches, and the |°>atsing him 20 cents janother prosecutor tried to sway | . a jury by flaunting bloody garments various other disorders of the/ stomach, liver and bowels nothing| Th? postmaster is more suitable than this miid|8d none, but laxative-tonic, Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup | following day person likes, | already know does not gripe nor cramp, and con-|are always tains that aero excellent of all dt-| will be refunded. Dr. Caidealrs Syrup Pepsin is es-|sample can obtain it postpaid by dren, women, old people and all TODAY'S STYLES TODAY Charming New Waists For Spring Wear or one dollar a bottle, the latter be ing the size bought by families who ita value. Results guaranteed or money |Partments unde y our direct leity want the Families wishing to try a frei ddressing Dr. W. B. Caldwell, | Washington St., Monticello, IL 419) dress on it will do. \™ affairs. \pe pople, it xrenter extent th interests gett government directors to get Editor The St #8 kram's adequacy wealth will happening to loc round, observed a beautiful issuing from the He at once challenged Pat for the killing of Benton ts no dif smoking on duty day in Smoking, is it, sur? Redad, payee: ae and I'm only keeping tt lit to show to the corporal when he comes, as evidence agin you! . TEARS AND TIERS As Hamlet, I meet with no cheers, No curtain calla fil) me with fears. I can't make them grieve, Bat | know when I leave That all of the seats are io tlers, All Agreed A Battle Creek doctor has dis- covered that modern women shaped Ike Venus. who wants them to be? SELLS EXPRESS ORDERS. Kaditor The Star think of Uncle Sam selling express orders through window very thing that going on in Franklin ago I saw a man apply at the win- |dow for a money order |which he desired to send to the pow The postmaster received his money and handed him attle Once | applied for a postal order. in: expected some the Not caring to wait,| I bought the proffered expre make the following suggestions: — | While we desire a city form of government one | voters and taxpayers, vote as to who our manager shall power to recall him when Alever a majority of us are not ratis- postal card with your name and ag-|fled with the way he By electing by direct vote of the| precludes to a a DH JOHN LAMB WRITES, | an editorial of March 5, It is early to judge which be unequally langer of special | control of our city For ¢ be possible to bribe one or more r n. ¥., wensdy-—-a bunch of hama was setting around the lambe club waiting for frohman to ring them up, when in walked a well known playwrite boys, he says, ime all broke up, i wertenly had a plece of tuff iuck what was It, old pal, aske all the lamba Well, he says, | been workin 3 months on a new play, and | had 2 ackts of it all finnished and Just this morning my little Syearold boy got Into my den when { wasent around and tore it all to amitnereens my goodnias, says a tal, thin lamb withoa grouch, that te the most astofishing ting 1 ever nton it Mexico. herd of man of the name of W. S. Benton in Juarez, It seems that the said Benton, who has lived in Mexico pi { aos noe nuthing v0 blamed s tha 2 : stonishing, ansers the playwrite, } ler Some 20 years, decided to beard the lion in his den An Irish soldier on sentry duty 1 left it rite out on the table That is, he blew into Rebel Gen. Villa's office in oe had orders to allow no one to where the kid could get hold of it A " slinging short, wrathful Anglo-Saxon words at|]) smoke near bis post { know, says the grouchy lamb, and began slinging ne An officer with a lighted cigar but who would think a child 6 Villa. cial! Mexican|| SPProached, whereupon Pat bold- yearw old could read Nobody suspects a Mexican, and especially a . ly challenged him and ordered it took about 6 minutes to pry of Villa’s type, to be long on temper, and the prenauintion: him to put It out at once. them apart, and if sumboddy chi nd the Latin part of the quarrel dic The officer, with a gesture of hadent ordered a drink, there Be that they clin mae ak teaw the hi hpon handiest to his|} disgust, threw away bis cigar: might of been serious trubbel the usual Latin tric he di ha Raetisher |] but no sooner was his back urn. johny finge and used it with precision on & was ed than Pat picked it up and eee “the safety of her citizens, com quietly retired to the sentry box SHE HAD HIM, ALL RIGHT box tell you, m'm you hext week married. Who ta the “Im sorry to that I'll be leavir I'm going to & Is that so, Ann. lucky man? He's a policeman.” And what is his name” I don't know yet, but I've @ his number A Misunderstanding Little Tommy at school was be- ing examined in geography “Now, Tommy, sald his teacher, “if your left hand tn weet and your right t# east, and in front of you is north, what is be- hind you?” Tommy wringled finally answered Yell, the whole class ca: a patch I have on me trous You don't need to poin* it out and about re Weil, uted and the whole organism will rot both at top and) JOHN LAMB, What do you | continue to bottom. the postal | of a post WOMEN GO FREE? Editor The Star Some time | trial appearing in one of your re cent issues, headed, “Court rheat ricals,” and in which it how one prosecuting attorney ap pealed a case because the specta He had $40 med me he at their heads. |we do not conv manager all de-| ted her guilt, the| free, Seven and has with nead, we want the say wom have ithe Pacific coast during be. We also) liberated after a trial Why shouldn't a pay the same penalt guilty asa nan? CONSTANT READER runs our For Rough, Wrinkled, Freckled, Pimpled Skin As March winds time it might city manager favorable to their interests dirt are apt to injure any complex Furthermore, I we ald sugg at that |!on, tht srmation will be of spe all franchises’ giv.n by the city {Ciel value rabt now ou, have should require the ratif.cation of ry . the people by a 60 per cent vote, s LEARN, Referring to|} where you blotches r of this pro has thus|ekin ben distrib- ‘| qo13 THIRD I wish to say a ts|few words In response to an edl-| was told tors manifested their sentiment in| } in their faces and snapping a pistol That is the reason (partiy) that} t a wotman the Bat} 5 Quite often » woman has admit. | still gone | killed |their husbands and awecthearts on| ¢ the past! |twelve months and all have been | woman flying dust and} «ws AIN 1043 || HE STAR—TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 1914, Johnny Writes \| OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE HIS LAWYER'D BE THERE ° Gov. McGovern of Wisconsin 2 “ “Maybe he's not so crazy, tells this story 15,000 widows. That ought | ali,” murmured Judge Gordon, in a “Two neighbors in the West to be an inducement to new judicial whisper. got into a hot fight over a line P Baca re. s 8 fe met one day and aa a ° Force ‘of Habit veeriminations followe: “Tn law eult court,’ one I'll be there,’ replied the other, quietly Tl law you through the su- preme court,’ eried the first, shake ing bis fet ‘TM be there, the other. me, but he actually had the ef- my ears belong to my neck or my “By gosh, ll law you through frontery to gnash at me—with face?” Many a girl goes to work hell,’ shouted the first. my teeth!” “Why, what is the matter?” ter’ leaving schunl: $0; oes “My lawyer'll be there,’ replied oe°e was the temporizing reply. | can continue to dodge cook- the other.” “They say absinthe is the fa- “Well, you told Mary to wash | ing breakfast. No doubt seeking a change of venue. Per | | old, of Moultrie, the ha f |same as a man. It is easy to con- proper % "s| Three generations of people are| der, of which he had a large sup-) 7 ; t ip sesaa” ire. a Woodard | using it today and hosaniels of bly on hand. A READER. = errr a _— Fer gait \ jer ‘@ gone to the gallowa,| py Bertha was trou-|families keep ft constantly in the rt ’ souty wriate delle bied wth pi es ay for - ajhouse, for every member of the MAKES SUGGESTIONS. bee P many : nega d — ell. ear, and that after trying seve’ ‘tamily can use it. It can be ob-| Editor The Star: In regard to pag rae yi Ae At mr a ino san entire erent Bre different kinds of remedies ro tained of any druggist at fifty cents|t new charter, | would like to ee B on d nt prop you through the cir. bellig: UNCLE EPH. REMARKS; i powr cre } , the WEP Now } ir wns gest] tr 5” | | dees fue ce | errr Wig Bist eeteaai when folks used t’ take a hour off three times a day regular t’ fill up ther ‘waist bask ts’—an’ bread an’ dougnuts wasn't 77 per cent hol T ¢ The reason there's such @ crush of women folk at a big co ¢ i church wedding is for the acon same reason that men flock No NOT THAT to . : o Kind OF Bhss a nging. It's the in THESE. WOne stinet of tragedy GROCERY “Biss LAUNORY Bis Baeee nes mas “You, I certainly advertised for a valet,” said the gentleman, in reply to the man on the lookout for a berth; “but you are as old as the hills.” Well, sir,” answered the appli- cant, “begging your pardon, aren't valleys always fs old as the hills? “ee Not So Crazy Your honor,” said this man's insanity takes the form of a belief that every one wants to rob him. He won't al- low me, his counsel, to approach him.” counsel, Kansas is reported to have after doubt, practice There's no thing is to Crawford the wise economy Crabshaw—But this is an ex had been to collect a bill fora , ravagant age, and we seem to full net of false teeth that he bad je out of practice made for a man almost a year be- ak fore ‘Pay me?” growled .we dentist Overdoing It “Not only did he refuse to pay ma!” sobbed Willie, Rubbing It In did Ke pay you?” asked eof a Third ay. dentist who ntly declared quietly repeated “Ma' “do vorite French drink.” id she’s washing my j{ “Plaster of Paris, ® eh?” Of the season’s newest offerings. At Craton’s, the most popular and fashion- able of imported weaves are now on dis- play. Exclusive patterns and the smart- est styles for the coming season. [his is the week of the Fashion Show, and we are prepared for it. 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