The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 9, 1914, Page 4

THE STAR—MONDAY, MARCH 9, 1914. MOST ANYTHING! The Star’s Laugh me ee THE SEATTLE STAR ARR OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Here’s That Old Chestnut in German — “ALFONSO IS TURNED DOWN BY FRANCE se apn eg FROM %y Telegraph News Service of the Talted Press Ansootatton Johnny Writes Bntered at Seattle, Wa Postoftioe nd-Clase Matte n. y,, frid here waa a big feed the uther nite for jack mitehell, i the yung feller ny after the eats had been took ly by The Star Publixbing Co. Phone, Main 400 exchange connecting all depa nts ee aad ee Affliction Is the gogd man’s shining scene; As night to stars, woe luster gives to man caro of, evry Edward Young ly had to 4 storye. when it come to jack's ° : ° turn he sprung Plot Against City Light ‘err one HERE is a studied attempt to be sevrel smirch the official integrity D. Ross go, says Mayor there wa the light department in the the nam PARIS, March 9% —In aceord Alfonso beca it had once be H. C. Gill will fall for it r caen aad The plot against Ross eman from a source that cwesnan. ‘£4 ance with a rigorous le of longed II, & predeces Bwn as an implacable enemy municipal light plant n for con court courtesy, which is that a ist Pi ne reais ita the entire hullabaloo is mt about nothing RK tse In a back visiting monarch must be given But, unfortunately, the piece invented a certain kind of cluster pole and has patented it digg oa dlstrick any sall ornament which of armor in valued at $200,000 It is admitted that Ross never made any money on the “8 catches his the ho und France, with war taxe \ he i crowing none too opulen At mt, and has allowed whomsoever app! to him to manu tte fren he c ” nt growing, pon i D oi Hlent ture his design without paying m anything for it nut very fond a goak at one pod gage Aya Bp oda gy i Reciargals d gee Samebody n. amed Peters, a friend of Ross, obtair namther ® epee ‘ Alfonso of Spain, It was onl asks the courts to enjoin Pre : - One day sweeney was out cam b nlece of @ war horse fent Poincare f ng the eweract to supply cluster f s to the city, and made : . pi of a we on de vincare from making the . ' : and he called on a old armor, and was a fitting gift to gift and without letting on ofit on it UNCLE EPH SAYS ° This was before Ross became superintenc lent who he was asked the old feller Chinese characters Peters later became an employe of the city lighting | “ho he was going ote for tpartment segs gga gy et yrs some of the 2,000 dozen e#e Ross made nothing out of the Peters contract, but, as a cana: hare “i Ws wider) a St lend, had indorsed a e tets weeney, 1 un Cohabiaeed: to mean “lost sou that, don’t you The Star is no apologist for J. D. Ross or any other of- You can't unlock the d with your ciga pson tw ave pure ci This paper has no desire to whitewash anyone. But 4 th This is no cigar; it's a key enemies of the municipal light plant have, by their very | puntick’s bisnias would ee oT Save uct: it's & clney i ing labels, in China j rn to stir up a tempest in a teapot, given themselves well, ansers the old man, that Ach Himmel! Then I must have smoked the key!” er in this Ross matter. may be so about drink. 4 o aie +8 . of Cour HEIR ATTACK UPON ROSS HAS NOT BEEN | [Ef considerable, but we git all Leek Out George peatedhe rier ag bythe The Seattle mixt (CEIVED WITH HONEST MOTIVES. THAT IS weeks Unease. cok Mary Ix waid to The hubblon of Uiat four planing to the maid OLUTELY APPARENT. ais drank ‘ha horror of dirt | “thats Just « nisters way dusty 3 sweeney has when he ts ban Gli wWoney Bcrul | ’ > thagheer -. was at Mrs. own's yesterd Sh Id Ww Johny wtp tes Tag 9a hes ge tan te ls tae senha and her stair are as clean ou ou. orry - p+ foes’ Ss Maa seven . anon ee Mary Jas HEN you are fussed and worried and the liver isn’t into th or d ms . three small be working well, did you ever stop to think what a mer ped ashes on th Beg 9th cigedtctosrind Bop cs ae a I arrangement of Providence it is that our tr bles never o ° a wick friend to “spend the During a certain battle the all together? ete 2 «evening w colonel of Irish regiment no- If they did, we'd be crushed by the avalanche, of course sie Uae at 1 ticed that one of his men was ex — vi % But the worst of ’em—thank heaven—never come at all kasauy ee ii ey PE heap) op Rea ee howe Hiniphlaoicen ‘ . - rast Woe io adie fre the ones we worry most about); while as for the ordi ila’ diets Mawlek mae tik Betla—Yer; and | was the only witness to the theft Well, my man, you have stuck by me well tod worr, re a Pat mither said to m Just stick to the colo k, me bhoy, and you'll en ey wanted ore ones, apart from the variety they contribute to life, we're ed in the fact that they rarely come more than one a which is only exercise © We were at the bedside, the other day, of an old woman, greater very literary and he ¢ bad spent a harrow ning discussing authors of When a appie a day kep’ th’ doc- whom he knew nothing, and their gor away, an’ a onion a day kep Whopeless invalid. Her children are dead. Her support is She endures incredible pain. And she knows that for bes or of which he knew less everybuddy away. Folke used tt’ all roight. Thim colonels never I ¢ rest of her days she must lie abed and suffer. Yet her in Be Ke, n the maiden asked, five up t’ their epitaphs.” gits hurted est in life is keen, her outlook upon it cheerful, she ha Ae . i Of course, you've read ‘Romeo 6-8 ote faith that somehow the Lord is going to make up to her pi Sha: phere : and Julie Hoax—The trouble with horse © S50, thought of income t all her ce fering; and, anyhow, she bravely smiles and te ge tie Ge a pais pg Lis lc ~ red hel esaly for a racing tx that you can't always Pi lations ‘will give ‘ ight side o rs eart teache petgy ona Pggy tite spone oa pean ep Se “ 1 schedules on the bright side of thing : Z her Mant thought, blurted out, hap ae ite tae 4 ane tk when & ll, schedules; She has ceased to worry—she has found out it does no repiied pil man is a loser the minute I see pe § I've re " n Romeo hit a " After that we thought: “How silly to fret over little an | , mere flea bites of fate, as we, you and most folks MACHINE NEXT FOR THE TEACHER GIVES REASON INDICT MEN WHO” ss: ire .’ TOWN IS BURNED FOR LOW WAGE return © United § m South OLYMPIA, March 9.—Mies Car SHANGHAIED GANG America will shortly afterward SOUTH PRAIRIE, Wash., March wane r leave for § 9.—With the exception of one sa- ciation of abounding blessings St R gr P t | ne : Giessen, temporary secre at the weddir at ot eas : | tary of the minimum wage commi mit, loon, the entire business section of ven 5 rap oute to rospert a By Herbert ae. and blackboard, and as their| sion, believes that 5s a axieat FOR CANNERY 0B this town, 18 miles east of Tacom, a curious philosophy which underlies the argument for | Ten thousand school children joeaenrs were WES th h. |low wages ed in this state : was wiped out by fire ea Sunday, Eethe proposed 5 per cent railroad rate increase. In sub-|Sieinaw. Michigan, were rece y the fact that 12% of the work eailor ©) The loss was $20,000 wer we married aad Bring ot Sous "= RUB PAIN FROM STIFF, LAME BACK; ~ © "Tax all the people to put more money in the railroad} muntc issuries; then the railroads will hire more men and buy| picture shows. supplies. Their buying more supplies will put other} , men at work, and the circle will spread until sperity | (Pe } ture boom all around.” awed ate mh 15 WANT OFFICE estes Zuni ac END BACKACHE, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA LIVER TORPID AND BOWELS ced | sara in the AI asks, can Get a small trial bottle of old-| 01!" ts a recntrcgetegeayye lhe But if a 5 per cent increase in the transportation tax|in educat CLOGGED PORTLAND, Or, M 9—~With/ neric time, penetrating “St. have so magical an effect, why stop at 5 why lift | in the nt th the announcement of Charles A Indictments against Capt "Jacobs Ou disappoints, can not injure and our boot-straps until everybody is as ric i ga Croseus? | atres, ” Bey gee johns rney, for roped sey ape Pr mer maste f 5 doesn't burn the skin. Isn't this just the same old high tariff argument Roam ~ps once-—e tenape toda ceesinttay conisiaie a af Iasi temcsan laude contr nena Ab! Backache ts gone! sigh toy De eee eee over again—make a few richer by taxing the many; | child force saves a sick child * ties today numbers 1 H. Fried were announced today Quickly?—Yes! Almost tnetant| “stitches oF & moment you will and the few, in turn, will spend more money until | to t the our little one ut-of-eorts, ae The men told appalling stories Pellet from soreness, stiffness lame-| forget that you ever had a back, all dinner pails are full? | landscape th k, isn't re © ng and ness and pain follows a gentle rub | because {t won't hurt or be stiff or We AT ies aecoacraéy ol. our thine hed discarded. this| Pe?" the cities vet . Mother! see bing with “St. Jacobs Oil. lame. Don't gutter: Geta ‘aall ight a A disc thislthe | industries, if tongue ts « This ts a sure Apply this soothing, penetrattng | trial bottle cf “St. Jacobs Of!" from as a fall Certainly it has never proved out ¢ habits 1 that it stoma liver ofl directly upon the ache, and ire| your druggist ee and get this ; magic, relief comes, “Bt Jacobs! lasting relief, and bowels are clogged with waste. fe’ve a ‘different notion of how to increase prosperit 4 When crows, irritable, feverish, ls for EVERYBODY TO GET BUSY INCREASING HIS) T3p8%) woen oo . mach #0 breath bad or hae arent 5 : | i EFFICIENCY, producing more, getting fairly paid|titues moving | omechache; diarrtoes, sore oetr | what he produces and thus being bet able to increase} Why study the geography books, | thront, full of cold, give a teaspoon consumption when they may write their own| ful of “California Syrup of Flea.” 0, aineny Deatiats, in Heopie's Bank BLAME DEAD MEN —_— d'and Pike ” , and »w hours all the consti For the railroads this would mean more freight to carry | 20og7apny lessons as exercises in vi gh endef ted Sod and . is anort, and plain pated poison, undi English after having seen cotton e, gently t t per ton mile; less a lessened operating and overhead ce picking in the South, tiger-hunting ‘tribute to Wall st r ‘ ee i less graft, waste and favoritism, and more!in India, freight-handling in Liver. | little bowels without g and f . “8 . A oot ELLENSBU R¢ larch > here ° ° met as well as more gross earnings pool or Hamburg, Japanese flower rahe well, playfu i etl again t always ate god Be i be no fnduest into the death of ‘ i. festi ie ake, ar rank tik others can fr asy after . | the four men killed in a prematu Incidentally it would also mean less ater”; but that | preossie? lo, or a earafi ing this harz it taeativg* ve t rom young oF | nowder > a desia would help rea! railroading tot! | because It never falls to cleanse the of ex nature tw whole sweeten the stomach and they dear moog eS ee has expressed belief that th a RED HAIR is the popular color at the Ellensburg Normal thing car faplaved before the | ly love its asant taste. Full di t PIANO is the most school. Must be the result of higher education. ad written out as a test of Lys con toe er ios, a i} corto all : « o costly single piece WHE Gumi to acansinations cal jench MatGn My things eis ‘Work that we do for| thelr death as a result bp pagel of furniture in the home, ce the topography of the Battle of| Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. hie pend Se tne ai almost without excep- RETAIL DEPARTMENT OF Gettysburg or Waterloo, when the | Ask you gist for a 50-cent hot tion. Th " ~ ” on. ¢ importance MOWRRD D. THOMAS CO. Soh Riel oe Serer i tact “The moving picture je the great-| “California Fig rup Company.” - ates alispit a Ss tion needs no emphasiz- TN SS PTT “ED al discovery ever| Don't be fooled! You wi good word for the ALA KA SLATE ing. The great majority | 4 of purchasers must rely ,, Women are becoming politica upon the reputation of factors in the Far North, An an the maker and seller, as Largest Wholesale Carpet and Rug House in the Northwest +e foe nouncement has been made in Fa 1,000 to eave the time Alaska, that women ther to quality and value. a ticket in the field f Here, then, the advant- DRESS BETTER the next municipal election on April ag c g ot Tp tet eet age of choosing from essarily hard council and one member of -the| the incomparable line of D iv fa Phau Rone eg ON REDI BS achool board will be chosen highest merit, and deal- raperies « mie eretonre, C I rn. | ing with the House of Springs tv ties can be shown in pictures when you have a credit account at | Highest Quality, is read- they will be so shown in picture this stor SAN DINGO, March 9.—J. 9 ily apparent enor he oh: te uM jor 0G r ’ Jason, y apparent. To Choose i gar ng Ba tg Thing Our le, conver dent credit witchman at the Western Metal We do not confine you to the productions of a few factories, Hi Education will be made a plan ables you to select your Supply Co.'s warehouse, was shot but offer over thirty of the best makes in the world, headed by From Bedding ps eg made what { wearing apparel from a large and and killed early today by yegemen famous Chicke Sohmer, Kimball, Hase NMaddortt { ‘The school boar will devote cialized stock of stylish They fled without getting anything » Autopiano Pl Piano, the popular Bungalow Player Piano, al Wiltons, Wilton of ey t e- inute clothing for men " - - art r & Sons, from which you may che i tae sila \inieabtan of Beautiful Silverware 1 y to your individual prete rould you walt until you have as you mi Reethoven or Chopin. We Axminsters, : “eons For Star Readers ou to 1 lection entirely unhampered, from the best leash when you do not have to pay Fiber Rt S tnothe an sat oF. — wn to the piano trade-—from : d 4 oh t of th 0 » the piano trade-—from those makes which ranging in size from 18x36 aan ure with oh en pte dele op year fa aitet it alk be nutifully decor ted reatest perfection and distinction, the products inches to 12x15 feet ring Bult or Coat now, and ‘pay fo Ci ieee oa ed master builders, demonstrating them all, show iC : while you are wen ‘ Spoons tree 0 s of each, and leaving the final decision to you $15.00. Scotch Wool SIMPLE REMEDY IS It is a pleasure for us to extend The Star. They at utiful That is the way of highest morit—giving you the greates er pee 1 0 FAVORITE HERE dies itohay.® Pay fet of those. spor me. A| possible latitude In your choice, assuring entistuction, rogardless Fiber A E ake your neler Hon today. Pay a rept eget et, Bal of the particular make you may select—more than that, giving ASR ORO a Hig «To a the: *iadianla cndaeare ei bans bi ase helance dan be ines teva ice Gewae iian: you i © ent value for the amount you pay, It Is the ability of green colorings, suitable for th the ie, ate) en Sestak tit nents, or when it is con Th canel lavas AURHtit ee That Wa are the House of Eilers to sell not only the best quality at each price living room, dining room, be jents, or when sco tl ee ee ‘ but to sell at the lowest price, and upon the most convenient d us Adler-t the remed hf able to give them to our subserib: ; ‘Welagt petel ; 1 room or den $ f Two Blocks ‘ ly whten | able to, give them to our subserib-| terms, “The Iilers Way ts not only the Way of Highest Merit, ecial ; 9 | becar mo curing appendi Pr ianiin vasowoan euunenianon t nut the money-saving, easy-buying way—the popular way. ye 6 Star one ar in advance fifth A 35c Marquisette Scrim h OTE ine loner bad uoee? vow ($8.25), nnd the spoons will be sent Highly mercerized 19 if T nd drat ch surprising you, charges paid. If your subscrip vente Fee cat ealre, Two °%\, utter from. the Bt tan Gaba Ravaatagts 60 Cc iroini . R GLE DOSE re . ou advantage is | Shipped Outside of Seattle fe land gan or athtnhab “tens ; Sancakions rom the thme It expires, or by in Westlake !:saro1 ‘omach almost | 1332.34 Second Av. & 210 Union St. Credit. teresting friend In ‘The Star to cies, 2ud i ntion at t [regular price, you will receive the!