The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 26, 1914, Page 4

THE SORIPPS NEWSPAPE he United I Bntered ot the postoffice, Seattle, class matter, Published by Company every evening except Sunday From the lowllest depth there Is a path to the loftiest height. Carlyle, We Accept 1 renholme’s Dare | 4 N HIS grandstand dare to The Star to publish what he said at the ( mbia meeting last night, J. D Trenholme, eandidate for mayor, made this statement ¥ “T have ace not a single penny from the Seattle Electric Co,” Now, Mr. Trenholme, let's see about that! = What do you know about it, anyhow? You have repeatedly told the public that you did not know where the money came from for your campaign Have you been lying before, or are you lying now 3 Your campaign managers are now compelled to admit P that J. S. Goldsmith turned over a lot of money for your use Where did that money come from, Mr. Trenholme? Why don’t you tell us Do you think Goldsmith collected that barrel from the Jabor unions and the Public Ownership league and common everyday citizens? *Ves, we got the money,” your own campaign committee admits, “but we don't know who contributed it.” How, then, Mr. Trenholme, do you know that the Se attle Electric Co. did not contribute a single penny? R. V. Ankeny, Jacob Furth’s right hand man, was quite active in the effort to line up the defeated candidates for you a few days ago. What makes Jacob Furth and Ankeny so anxious to elect you that the latter even attends to your campaigning at public meetings and by writing personal letters recom- mending you? And yet you say the S. EF. Co, has contributed one cent to ur campaign. You either do not know where Goldsmith got the Wmoney he turned over to your use, you do not want to iknow, or else you are resorting to deliberate falsehoods ‘ “I am strong for municipal ownership,” you shout now *] will follow Mr. Cotterill’s footsteps as mayor.” When has the leopard changed his spots At the first downtown rally you held, at the Seattle theatre, during the primaries, here is what you said about Cotterill’s administration, as reported in the P.-I, one of the Special Interest organ boosters If elected, the city hall will be placed in order. wilf be a housecleaning.” Followed then your remarks about de too high under Cotterill, and then I believe the police department is not at the top of its ty; I believe the vicious cafes can be regulated. y is the present mayor not doing it?” booster then, There taxes having been You were not very much of a Cotterill were you? Why? 2 Because you are not a muncipal ownership man at heart Your own speakers at that very same meeting warned the people against the “isms”—meaning municipal owner- Ship. especially—which controlled Cotterill It looks as if you have fooled Cotterill, Mr Trenholme, but you haven't fooled anyone else oeeee AND SHE COULD MAKE CRACK, TOO! By Jim Manee REV. BILLY SUNDAY has established daily prayer service in the composing rooms of Pittsburg newspapers. ‘There may now be a chance for some proofreader to get into heaven, but we'll bet 10 cents that Billy Yes, but— Guest (at anniversary yu belong to one branch the host's family, I believe? dinner) of ever did it by preaching hell-fire, he reached around beneath her chatr as he calls it. That's what keeps composing rooms going. nder the desk and everywhere, Poor Relation—Yea, 1 belong anne Sue. “OR, Aaayt Gt dene to the branch that never had KING GEORGE has just got $50,000 on maturity of en- naif an h ak any plumes on Mt. iz ' dowment policy Queen Alexandra took out In 1894. What a 7 ] bunch of fun his dad would have had on that much for a couple <a Don't complain of having your of weeks! we. leg pulled. It's a lame excuse _ SOME INTERESTING bouts are liable to be pulled off in fon wane _The Explanetion Wilkesbarre, Pa. Justice of the Peace Miller says he's going . oe ae nly be thay to beat up every man brought before him on a wife-beating S.—Sayings of Richard the sinual banquet of the Allied Sons charge, even if he's as big as a mountain. Third Revised—A chew, a chew, o¢ Liberty T rv nges Ceypean fh z my kingdom for a wad of gUM. the menu, buat half a dozen IF WILSON vetoes that immigration bill because he doesn't rey ie auscs are at each place,” mforting to | The pessimist is convinced that consider literacy a test of character, it will be The menu is to take home to some of us. Woodrow Is an ex-college president and ought to Li gt oy ge Ferg joy is a trick our wives,” was the satisfactory k 4 eup a false bottom.—Phila eyntanation now. |] delphia Record. oé gna THE ENTIRE civic and military governments of Colorado =| «a broken heart, ien’t all it i The minute some fellows get protest against “Mother” Jones testifying before that investi. | cracked up to be,” sighed ine loose they get tight —-Philac a gating committee. Th fine spectacte for you! girl who had been disappointed pale Rete. 4 |} in love AT A Minnesota school of agriculture a course In sewing ce % ENE Pea Miagade gety for men is to be included in the studies. And women haven't Exchange of Duties ees vuues tor ouat tees ‘ got the vote there yet. You think women ought to be * fots—on er tae: tk : a - allowed to do men's wor bee nde , oe wh A i DR. SARGENT of Harvard, says the “Milo slouch” of sas- Wes,” ‘tepited’ Mise Cayenne... en wontense ab my Ute wast $3 ety girls should be called the coal scuttle shuffie. Now, ain't if they want to; although I can't YS BO 3 he the rude thing? see why a wife should want te Clever Scheme 7. we |] put fn the afternoons in a shop First Jeweler A eek a4 LISTEN TO that loud noise in the North. It's the yells of || or an office while the husband is grrai to lence th mR dy 3 the sourdoughs and the Malamutes at Fairbanks, where they are out dancing the tango.”—Wash hes Gennes Gk eee i celebrating the coming of Uncle Sam's railroad. \] ington Star 9 Se ee Saree | | teak Second Jewoler—Not with my a TALK ABOUT Lincoln Beachey's looping! Five people in Any dester will volt pushes TSP, Otiate bles oo then en auto near Gan Diego turned a complete comersauit and iand- |i the most common allment is in- Selaing “anything fo thie win. ed upright in the bottom of a ditch, What the passengers said flammation of the imagination. gow ir'centa’ ‘ to the chauffeur would set fire to a Mergenthaler linotype. dt, Bind “ee = - Pat was leaning against the PROMPTNESS WITH which those celebrated lawyers got afl in a railway station, amok wig Yael ae to Kiev would indicate that lawyers have some interest in work ing his pipe, while an engine was dathie ot cant ing up ritualistic murder cases. getting up steam ready to le h Y aaiae a fe lis toss | Fig ie ions hat in the matter ' was a notice with the words % ie eau . Since John || “No Smokin Allowed In ® jaughing . gets rHE DIAI 1 |] short time the guard walked up I r—~Whatever ts be laugh . . THE IARY OF and exclaimed ing at? uit Drinking || rargep oF Ee gm i ns ae | y there " tt TIME Wel aed. Pat “ex eure eS DO manele I'm not smoking aloud; it's that blessed engine over there that's kicking up all the row.” By John’s Wite The man who brags that he Is boss in his own house goes out of the house to do his bragging | At last the price of butter hos fone down a little, I notice, but of Used Golden Remedy, The Great] r'°eks thought that the butter the | hractans ate was a wonderful kind | Home Treatment For Drunkards ~* " jof food. Even the ancient Ethiopt i“ | ans used butter as food and t clent Germans were great roakers LAST DAY Of Our Semi-Annual Clearance. he an butter AE TARDE ET Sa HEALTH HINTS the Costs Nothing the Dre to Try Stock and At Reductions So Great That We Do Not Care to Quote Them J. Redelsheimer & Co. Two Balance of Season’ of Suits, Coats, Waist doors of the es, Gown bed. If study brain this the Probably prevents A light often £0 to stomach wedge which is the closing af the door ing meal will very remedy this condition. BUM STEER, CHARLES CHICAGO, Feb. 25.—Charles Wood, 35, arraigned In muni cipal court for wrecking a drag store, explained that after he drank 36 beef bouillon cubes, dissolved in one glass of water, he felt so “bully” he couldn't | help it. Entrances—First and Columbia. | | necessary PHONE RATES" Bieta TELLS B By Fred L. Boalt O tgune, Aleck McNab knew where to Aleck McNab, Soldier of Mixfor: | b4y them tune, wrention boxes, barrels and| He hunted with Roosevelt In At in a water front warehouse |fea. He fought for Madero in Mex for $1.60 0 day, It was here I found |'co He plotted against the czar of him. place of refreshment much cosening and w valled upon him to tell, sketehtly and touching only the . the story of his remark r An woldler, champion of of for Alok flirted with death all bis Ii He has avoided the b in his wanderings, W running in the Red Nab was there to stop It. Was re olution rampant in China, Aleck Mo where, dling, 1 pre sallor, mercenary, re neor o ag n hopes there gun first-hand knowledge of his maje ty's benevolent suzerainty in Dar est Africa, Aleck to play the host and guide India, Aleck finger on the source of discontent Quick ; We adjourned to a nearby after nt, MeNab has jen track , Aleck Me: | Nab was hand In glove with Gun Yat Did Winston Churchill, firet lord of the British admiralty, desire MeNab wae there Was there unrest among the hill trikes in McNab could put his Did the Young Turks need machine Ru and helped set black usurp: ers on tottering thrones in fa’ off corners of the world He has seen mankind in the raw ing 5 | - a | ALECK M’NAB, SOLDIER OF FOR aa ALT OF HIS EXPERIENCES TUNE, #0 prisoners that we didn't want ow and aga pr was t It on an Easter Thursday en « We that the thing happened. Storey could hear oll thounts and “Boston” had left us on a foray, I Gener aed and “Bristol” and 4 were guarding i ‘they: loouadl the prisoners, when they turned on Id “ rig is and overpowered us, and march sper AHd ed us to & mountain pass near the nd told me border of ffornia, where was amid as * . me t eet the mez, wh all beatin donke “Bristol” Is Shot by The donkey, the way, we Father Gomez Home Cure | postipegn bat theme tat dont or | Twentiy but there the last of f r P | us turned back, not knowing i | throug the kidn acked my comrade to the Trial Package Absolutely Free— hops to save hi Siist Will You Spend a Post he went off yee Card for It 4s a baby's forenoon na If you are a sufferer from piles a bloomin’ sight more lastin instant relief in yours for the ank buried him in the sand, and came ing, and a #y permanent cure | by water to Oakland, and the Land will follow | of the Free and the Home of the The Pyramid Drug Co., 471 Pyra: | Brave. * * * mid Bidg, Marshall, Mich. will) If you'll kindly touch that but send you . io & plain wrapper ton—? Thanks. a trial package of Pyramid r | Remedy, the wonderful, sure and | ertain cure for the tortures of | Aleck McNab | . he ve al ea “taken ad es ad land he knows how thin is the cioak, camped Gen, Lorenzo Mendez } hy on entists thousands know for the | civillsatio en the wav Prisoners Are Shot > ia years what {t.(e to t ge wh et c skins. There were clapped Into a log 4 Fee onal ie itching, |And be has arrived at some strange| prison with a Jamaican nigger as TRADER So00nd Pv pie Hanae: 1 agoey of * conclusions aller, and a priest, one Father Go. Opp. Bon Marche. 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With this harmless liquid so: lution bathe the eyes two or four times daily and you are likely to be astonished at the results right from the start. Many who have been told that they have astigmatism, strain, cataract, sore eyelids, woak eyes, conjunctivitis and oth eye disorders, report wonderful benefits from the use of this free prescrip tion. Get this prescription filled and use it; you may so strengthen your eyes that glasses will not be Thousands who are blind or nearly #0, or who wear glasses would never have required them if they had cared for their eyes tn time. Save your eyes before it ts eye it you can, lke many others, get jear, healthy, strong, magnetic op through the prescription here given,—Ady, will meet here tomorrow at this hour. Asa colonel | find the situ ation humiliating. I must find a regiment somewhere to command. | They Find Their Soldiers | The next day we stil! had no reg liment, but “Boston” had a mule—a sorrel mule with a bobbed tall "I will not ask you how you came said Sto was made of mare's milk. I reme, Then we started out from Salinas ber the Scythians wsed to pour th The statement is made that|/Cruz—one colonel, one major, two alk of thely mares into woodes | thousands wear eyogineses who do! jieutenants and a sorrel mule with} seels, Catise ft to gg hohe not really need them. If you area bobbed tail—to find a regiment uated és ehihon Gs’ eee ° of these unfortunates, then) We found ft at Twentipeqe. The aa AP rend Da asl -t S t d © glasses may be ruining your|Twentipege Indians are the hand yi ie oul a e the part that) a ur ay l e e eyes instead of helping them. Thow- somest people in the world—the de thors Valibble that thar ance c sands who wear these “windows” |gcendants of Aztecs, they say—and matlaéted tating te ae may prove for themselves that they | they like to fight erie dim oe nen, way heel |can dispense with glasses if they Ah! Glorious War! me of Hippocrates, the | | will got the following prescription! tn three days we had an army of |800 men, 400 horses, 200 mules and |100 donkeys. | “I shall now," said my coloneL “strike a blow for my beloved coun try by adoption And we marched to Mazatlan, where we had our first engage- ment. War is glorious, is it not, my friend? It’s fine to be a soldier 1 saw 80,000 bales of cotton, 200,000 sacks of coffee and 5,000 sacks of cayenne pepper go up in flames, | saw 75,000 sheep and pigs slaugh tered how glorious is war! One day a sunny, smiling land beneath a smiling sky The next day the sky darkened with the wings of vul tures hovering in the smoke above smoldering ruins, while below le beasts and men together, rotting and stinking in the tropic heat! too Inte! Do not become one of | Didn't Know Who W |these victfins of neglec on ies a Be Te eee en ye,| And the damnable thing about tt, y few years they must be, @ Chap, was that, when the fight anged to fit the ever-increasing ie s over @ didn't know | akened condition, ao better aee | Whether we had lost or won | he gebel troops retired under} |cover of the night and reformed at | Correct, where, in a pitched battle, Cheasty Leppe, Madero?” says I “Is he th president, or does he want to be? He is the president,” says “Bos ton,” “and Huerta wants to be And,” saya the one-armed ma jor, “I have the honor to be the} colonel of a regiment which does | not exist. The name of McNab of McNab is not unknown to me. I know you, sir, by reputation, as a man of parte. I have honor to appoint you a major of my non-ex istent regiment, if you will serve. Will you? Would I? Rawther! I saluted my colonel Bristol,’ you and ‘Roston’ are Heutenants,” said my We Only two days more of the greatest Suit and Overcoat Sale ever seen in Seattle. Benjamin Clothes Recognized as leaders the world around in standard price garments; Cheasty Special, unequaled values in popular price clothing, $11 7 Benjamin and Cheasty Special ' Fancy Suits and Seasonable Over- coats, regularly priced at $15.00 and $18.00. Benjamin Fancy Suits and Season- $14.75 able Overcoats, regularly priced at $20.00 to $25.00. $17.7 Benjamin Fancy Suits and Season- ‘ able Overcoats, regularly priced at $27.50 to $32.50. $22 75 Benjamin Fancy Suits and Season- GEE able Overcoats; also Burberry (London) Slip-ons and Raincoats, values $35.00 to $45.00. 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