The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 23, 1914, Page 4

MENTE LBA or THe raph News jon Our Charter Commission S' ATTLI a great field for women of high ideals in municipal government until January » the prog has of endeavor men and Filings for charter revision commissioners will not close 31. And Seattle needs men and women ressive spirit of the time, to file for this com mission It is far more important that there should be the right | srt of commission elected than it is to elect the next mayor And Seattle mission wants and should have a representative com the labor should Yo accomplish this, our various civic clubs, unions, our social and economic organizations, be fairly resented who will missi t deal ommissioners who will prepare a charter that can be ap and will fill it with a commissioners give must have vernment an hone city ge proved by a progressive people not of “jokers.” This commission will have the power—full power vise the charter, regardless of who will be the next mayor And the people will adopt or reject that charter regardless of who will be the next mayor CHEER UP, FOLKS! We may be loaded down with ten potential mayors. But our sister city, Tacoma, had to bear up with eleven ACTUAL mayors yesterday. LABOR CONVENTION at Raymond postponed one resolu: tion for 99 years. Probably at the suggestion of a woman dele- gate, who had it marked down from 100. imbued | | com: | It must have| to re-| We Wish Him Well--in PrivateLife ft HARDLY needed a guarded official denial to upset the I recent report that President Wilson was thinking of nam- ing Prof. Taft for the first vacancy on Uncle Sam's supreme court. Folks have They are glad to see that he is happy in private life wish him well. But the sacred institution of private property such danger as to make necessary his presence during the remainder of his days among the nine unrecallable men to will They no hang-over grouch against Cuusin is in no whom, under our constitution and precedents, is committed the supreme voice in American government. Upon most of the vital issues in our national life Cousin) Will, once certified as true blue progressive, more stubbornly reactionary every day In his congenial role as after-dinner orator upon various) ornamental occasions he is getting so much enjoyment out! of blowing putty missiles at the progress of the day that it would be unkind to harass him once more with the sober ing cares of official station. Besides, Woodrow Wilson is a progressive—the last thing he could wish to do would be to strengthen the clutch of the dead hand upon American institutions. HEY, FELLERS! Eastern clothing designers have reached a decision’ If you've got the price of an overcoat next fall you can buy one In pialds and rough cloth of “a low key” with kimona effect sleeves. Won't that be just grand? THE MINIMUM wage of girls In Ford’s auto plant le $10 per week. There isn’t a girl in Detroit but’s worth more’n that Just to look at. BARBERTON, O., hi police hedee — opens court with SPECIAL SALE tia! ) seed Blue and Black Serge Suits For Saturday Only— If good, you want a serviceable suit, get of these serges. They can be worn anywhere and they always look stylish and neat. Made in high- grade 16-0z, 18- and imported English serges, carrying a foreign label. Sizes 14 to 50. SPECIAL REDUCTIONS— Regular $28.50 Suits one oz Regular $16.85 | ee ed $38.50 Suits $30.00 $21.45 | All Other Fancy Suits at Greatly Reduced Prices $27.40 On All Gowns, All Dresses and All Coats BOYS’ CLOTHING AT CLEARANCE PRICES J. Redelsheimer & Co. TWO ENTRANCES—FIRST AND COLUMBIA OFF is becoming | A few lines from Shorty Simms jot Puyallup, Wash. but who has }been living a retired life® for the past two months “Ie Pass Christian a theatre or a baseball town? “Many a needle gang victim has been stung at a Bargain counter, “Now that Christmas bills are be ing paid up, cheer up. Easter ts coming “Probably 89,000,000 Amertanns will o see whether Kalser Bill exhibits at the ‘Frisco show or not. “Look for the label, ‘Made tn Ge many. If you see it, don't bu Wouldn't that curl Wilhelm's nan- nies ™ *Selling dictionaries county. in Skagit Do You Know? }| tressing Tommy lifted his hand and rush led up to the teacher. ease, Mise Jones,” he ex med, “if a bee got on a nettle d the bee sting the nettle or would the » sting the b wo! Par A Handy Thing to Have in a Dance Hall Ditto Br are ing @ new too ho thers anticipating siberry adding o Wow! Speaking of hens,” | American traveler, an old hen my dad had on @ farm in Dakota, She would hatch out anything from a tennis ball to a ny, one day she sat on and hatched out two said an quarts o' t ‘That do n't come up to a elub 4 hen my old mother once said one her hearers. They had been feeding her by mistake on wdust tnatead of oat }meal. Well, she laid twelve eggs land set on them and when they |were hatched eleven of the chick Jens had wooden legs and the jtwelfth was 2 woodpecker.” ae Practical Advice. Every man ought enough to buy himself @ good big farm,” said the thrifty citizen Ye replied Farmer Commu ter, “and then do something else | with the mone | se | A Frenchman, being troubled with the gout, was asked what difference |there was yetween that and rhew | matism ‘One very great difference,” plied = Monsteur Suppose take one put your finger in and turn crew till you can bear him no longe zat is rheuma jtiem. Den you give - turn more, zat is gout | fe to save up re you vise the spose him A sexagenarian, 60 we lamp in YOUR SELP, LETTIN' LITTLE LESTER , LEOPARD GWE YOU A BLACK et Loon AT YOUR HE USED TO LICK mMammorns tt reminds me of| THE STAR—FRIDAY, JANUARY 23, 1914 cco nlite ‘ Reese Sy rare Rite oh eoee GREAT, GRAKO FATHER” SARER ori Bik, According to our most learne actentista, It in an establl hed unassailable verity that none of u lare sane All of us, they say, have jour slants Were it not for this erudite au thority we would up hesitating! and proud) to our fellow townsman Slater, and present bim admiring wultl tudes as article, | 4 and point John drugs act, and assaying 100 sanity to the square inch Or should we say globular inch leonsidering the plans and specifi leations upon which the aforesaid | Slater is constructed? Says He Has No Fads Rising majestically occasion it may be—and Slater would always rise majestically, be- Jing tall across and not short up and down, and therefore couldn't do wise-—rining mmejstically |we repeat, John C, Slater would, at ‘any and all times, impressively tel! you that he has no fads or fancies He's a serious chap, even when he plays, as one must be who goes with but two meals a day and has read two hours every night for 25 years before retiring, and cept Sunday Did we suggest that he sometimes | | ayy? Do not misunderstand. He Calle It Play Slater calle it recreation, and It consists of his duties as chairman of the progress and prosperfty com mittee of the Chamber of merce, which he organized |four years ago. He rec he goes to Timbuctoo or | {make a speech on the glories of our | fair city He recreates when he meets our distinguished visitors and gpds about town with them to show “em our parks and boulevards jand future factory possibilities, and such like, But we have the goods on him, The Adventures of Com abou unk to the papers, In in a St. Louta night school * sex stuff certainly has got hold of the country, | “Radium,” writes 1”. T. “will be A @uccess when they find a way to wear it tn necklaces and Leta. Seven millegrams (whatever a milk legram is) are worth $150,000.” ees “Up in Canada last summer,” writes L. V. O, “I saw this sign: ‘If You Want to Buy Hogs, See Us, McDermott & Miller.’” ee “And what,” postcarde Mre. W. "has become of the old-fashioned woman who used to take her chil dren down to the gas house when they had whooping cough?” cee Harry Thaw should go free. That would stop Evelyn's theatrical tour, . out tonight a Iittle bug into my mouth and I a of what that was a sign.” “What did he say it meant?” at I should keep my mouth | shut.”—Judge Peculiar After-Effects | of Grip This Year |leaves Kidneys in Weakened Condition | Doctors tn all parts of the coun |try have been kept busy with the/ epidemic o tb, which has visited | #0 many homes, The symptome of | grip this year are often very dis | and leave the system in A run-down condition, particularly the kidneys, which seem to suffer most, as almost every victim com | plains of lame back and urinary | troubles, which should not be neg: | lected, as these danger signals | joften” lead to dangerous kidne troubles, Druggiste report a large | | sale Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, which so many people say so heals and strengthens the kidne after an att Swamp Root ts a £ liver and bladder remedy; and, being an herbal compound, has a gentle, jhealing effect on the kidneys, which is almost immediately no- ticed in most cases by those who try {t. Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham- ton, N. Y,, offer to send a sample- size bottle of Swamp-Root, on re ceipt of ten cents, to every sufferer who requests ft. A trial will con- vince anyone who may be In need of It. and wists, (THE KING TS DEPOT Gye aie E mE KINGS at all drug » sure to tion Dept. R TEETHIN SEATTLE}? NEED THE BEST DENTAL WORK IN THE WORLD Dentistry 1s now a sclence, if practiced by the master mind and skillful hs ind of the trained dentist, | » exceptions to the is the faddiat, | clence; the A NASAL ENORMITY An elderly chureh warden, in | | shaving himself one Sunday morning, made a slight cut | with the razor on the extreme | end of his nose. Quickly call- ing his wife, he asked her if she had any court plaster. The warden soon had the cut cov- ered, At the church, in taking the collection, he noticed that everyone smiled as he p | the plate, and some younger people — laughe Very much annoyed, a friend if there " anything wrong with his ap pearanc ‘Well, 1 should think t p is! was the an hat is that on your ‘Court plaster.” i said his friend; “it's the of a spool of cotton, It 8 ‘Warranted 100 feet long’! who does not regard other ts the sloth-quack, who knows not honor and becomes a dentist in fame only #0 as to get people's | money The best and safest Dentist tn the world {8 the unpretentious one whose gentle, but skillful, hand, guided by a master sctentific mind, does only such careful work In a patient's mouth as he would want done in his own mouth, and charges 1 price so Yow and rehsonable as to commend him to all the world as the best and safest and most reas. Dentist to go to. It te on these principles that the Albany Dentists, on the second oor of the People’s Bank Building, econd and Pike street, have built their practice,—Ady, DANCING HIPPODROME « Fifth and University, 10-plece Union Orchéstra. Dancing Tanght by Compet Tenchers. onable to whatever! who| sleeps but six hours every night ex-| splurge eaten when | .dISSCE NO. 5 —SLOGAN Sener, -;ding us to ¥ just the same. He has a fad He wouldn't call ft that, of course. for fads are relative propositions anyhow He Makes Up Slogans It may be a fad to one person and sound business policy to another However that may be, the fact is, nevertheless, that Blater is addicted to the concoction of slogans It was Slater who invented that entitled We Want the Terminals, We Don't Care Whe ullds Them It wae Slater who named the Pot atch Bug And it is Slater who is now FRIENDSHIP If you can agree to disagree, And argue without a fight; If you can leave each other free To be Yourselves as you wish to be. According to each man's right; If you can swallow the language, frank, Of « brutal and truthful knock; and simply rank The man who gives it as one to thank For a rude but healthy shock; If you can take it- If you can sit in deep content To have your comrade near, And somehow know how much {s meant By the silent message of love that’s sent, PHONES 05100 th si arpehagy ome RATES ™ ; By vagrier ~ -+ iG THE LATEST NEWS FROM NOAH’S ARK iCANDIDATES FOR MAYOR ct Chennty Hag 332<<<e | Ruri <|Overcoats at Sale Prices Along with Suits of the Ping Tailoring representing Styieg the Newest from Broadway, because he's Deal to Al ) , He Used to Sell Books Slater always was ar on wtuff had a goodly bunch he struck this nome 25 years ago, » Pacific rthwert a million dollars ican classics Yeu, indeed yu've firet thr J booka, nd he Got the fran ern publishing company whole Northwest territor 1 be-| fore very long he had some 200 peo ple working for bim from Winnipeg | to Portland, Or, Slater is a bust-| 88 expert now—an efficiency en gineer in commercial matters, might say He's a Great Traveler Slater started to hustle when he was 1 Never went to school after that, but has been reading and trav eling ever since, Has made 36 trips across the continent, and {* nov trying to make his way to the etty hall. If there, It won't sur-| prise us to see upon the mayor's door the legend, “Slater, the Slogan | Slinger.” It's his only departure, ff it is a departure, from the “safe and sane” path Les a be the slogan He when woods edt of ther of the nd flood neck worth a crackerjack. chise from some Kast for the wa Medium and Weight Overcoats Throughout Entire Third Floor Department Chinchilla Overcoats. Cheviot Overcoats, Tweed Overcoats. Vicuna Overcoats, Kersey Overcoats, Box Back Overcoats, Belted Back Overcoats. Conservative Model O Raglan Overcoats. Kimono Overcoats. one Sale includes, too, (London) and Mand lish Coats and nine men and women. THEY FIREO HIM ee | ‘i SYDNEY, N. 8. W.—A school boy |] $15 Cheasty Special Sack and Overcoats ........§f was expelled for writing this **Wine is a mocker.” That ts true, $18 Cheasty Special Sack and Overcoats $ but it only mocks all teetotalers who do not know @ good thing wh $i Altres Wendaiaia and Overcoats $20 Alfred Benjamin Sack and Overcoats .. $) $25 Alfred Benjamin Sack and Overcoats $20 Alfred Benjamin her and Overcoats .. $25 Alfred Benjamin Seek and Overcoats $40 Alfred Benjamin Sack and Overcoats .. Alterations without cum | ONE-FOURTH RED VELOUR HATS \CHEAS Haberdashe Second Avenue at Spring Though never a word you hear; If you ¢an borrow and give and lend, Tf Cheasty Hes It, It's C Still trusting to one another, And yet be loyal to the end, Why, then, my friend, you have found a friend As real and true as a brother! BULL Just Printe | 1012 THIRD -—BERTON BRALEY. Women Who Want Hair Goods Don’t Fail to Read This Zamora C. Cauffman The building at the corner of First and Union will undergo re- pairs and extensive alterations, which will compel me to close until completed. Hence I am going to have a sale of my large stock of Hair goods at prices that will never be of- fered again in Seattle or in fact America, for the reason that the duty imposed on hair by the new tariff law will cause the price to be increased at least 50 per cent. I bought my stock right and will give the consumer the benefit of my good buy; will close my store Monday, Jan. 26th, to prepare for the sale that opens Jan. 27th. I will give you credit and make it easy for you to outfit yourself in anything you may need in hair goods. Sale starts Saturday. ZAMORA.C. CAUFFMAN’S Factory Hair Store 1401 First Ave | Great Reductions jx |}