The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 10, 1914, Page 4

| candidates have been defeated before. SCRIPTS NORTHWEST swe Telegraph News Ascoctntion MEMBER OF LEAGUB OF NEWSPAPERS. Bervice of the United Press tered at the postottics, Seattle, Wash... ae second = matter, Published by The Star Publishing Company every evening except Sun All Wasted on War | $14,000,000 BATTLESHIP, the Rividavia, built aad A Boston for Argentina, is being put through her ing paces. When launched, she was the most powerful kill ing machine then known She may be yet, for all we know; though battleships age rapidly, She could knock a big city] into kindling wood in about five minutes or, @ bully of the| seas, chase hundreds of smaller craft into hiding But nobody has been able to discover why & peaceful, | tranquil country like Argentina wants such a marine white/ elephant. That prosperous country has nobody to kill, nor} is anybody threatening its life. Its plunge into the mania) of unnecessary armaments is one of the queerities of the) finish season. es Yet Uncle Sam is in a very poor position to criticise, | Every three weeks he is throwing away on war preparation or hangover war costs as much as Atgentina is adventuring} in this useless battleship. | And among the great world powers he is the least) offender. | When will this folly cease? NEW YORK man advertises for a homely woman to become his wife, and in Detroit a woman who deciares she is the ugilest wife in the world charges that her hubby woke up in the mid- die of their bridal night weeping, and expressing regret that they had been married. utiful women Ih the world” had a rest. Victor Berger, socialist, le afr presidential primaries. If the socialist party di it may find itself the conservative party. Ined to go ahead doing their own business, regardiess of parties. ANY ONE would be glad to work for $2 a week If pald In 1804 silver dollars. They're said to be worth $3,500 apiece. The Handpicking Days Are Gone HE CONFERENCE held at the Henry building last night failed to endorse or bring out a new candidate for mayor. The Star is glad of it | There were a lot of mighty good citizens in that con-| ference, and their endorsement undoubtedly would usually be greatly desired. But, after all, didn’t that conference rather have the taint of a “hand-picked” affair? It might have been quite possible that such an endorse-| ment would even prove a boomerang to a highly acceptable mayoralty candidate in the same manner other “handpicked” It does not matter that the motives of the conference last night were unselfish and fired by zeal for the public good. The days of “handpicking” candidates are past, whether phey captain the working good people indulge in it or bad ones. Commanding the hosts whi OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRU Now, THEN, ——— GIVE ME A SHAMPOO AND TONIC, AND A MASSAGE. MR. BARGER, JUST USAVE THIS SAT- URDAY NIGHT PEST Tome! Vue Give HIM A MASSAGE | OH, YOU MASSAGE! A PANAMA BALLAD my and manage the huge campalen, labor on shovel and dredge and train; | They study on plat and blue print, perfecting the vast desixn, There seems no hope of comfort for that Detrott man who advertised for a homely woman for wife, and then sat up in bed on his wedding night and cried because he’d got what ex- ceeded all his poor powers of imagination. A LONDON chicken raiser doses his chicks with electricity every hour and gets them ready for market in five weeks. IN 1912 THERE were 839,887 more births than deaths In Germany, with the Prussian states showing losses. What! Pass Her By? HAT a chance to display courage is open to Secretaries | McAdoo and Houston, who are the committee to locate the reserve banks under the new law, by not selecting New York as a reserve city! If the new law is as strong as claimed, one city is as good as another, save as to really slight considerations of| convenience, and there are other cities than New York con- viently located. Financially, New York is already too big) for the national good. But we'll not urge the thing on McAdoo and Houston They'd have to hear the roaring; we wouldn't. Still, it would surely be a lovely demonstration of real} grit, wouldn’t it? QUINCY, -ILL., woman wants to sell her husband, as she prefers a cat. That might develop into quite an industry, if permitted. CABLE REPORTS from Spain tell of a woman who present- ed her husband with seven daughters—septuplets. Dispatches did not carry remarks hubby ma BODY OF a man found In Dallas, Tex., had a note pinned to It, reading: “Some one has killed me.” There’s nothing like knowing when one is dead. Some people don't. UNDER A new policy, French courts are deciding cases without regard to precedents. They say It beats deciding cases without regard to sense. A GRAIN of radium in a Turin scientific schoo! has been in sured for $80,000 for one year. . THE PORTUGAL republic is so wobbly that Great Britain and Germany are licking thelr chops over the Portuguese colo- nies in Africa. HAVE YOU been mentioned as a candidate for mayor yet? Most every one else has b: e , Hadley and Borah are IN THE current issue of Colli shown with Barnes and Watson, join- Ing the chorus, "a the same bunch Wesley Lorimer Jones of Washington Is consorting with. General sympathy must go out to that Georgia escaped con- vict who sold two of the bloodhounds put on his trail, and then got caught because he offered the third at too low a price. Babies in Los Angeles cannot be traded for board bill, Judge decides. Well, there’s some hope for the Angel City. JUDGE DYKEMAN says $150 Is enough to pay for a funeral. This high cost of dying Is surely killing. “CASCARETS” IF COSTIVE, BILIOUS, HEADACHY AND UPSET—DIME A BOX No odds how much your head | and all other distress; relieve your aches; how miserable you are from | *lugeish Liver and Bowels of all constipation, indigestion, bilious-|'@ sour bile, gases and clogged-up saacensleosiat | waste which Is producing the misery. | ness a “Cascaret” tonight straight-| A 10-cent box of Cascarete k ope | ens you out by morning. your head clear, stomach swe Clgan your stomach, Mver and|liver and bowels regular and you bowéls tonight; end tne headache,|feel bully for months. Don't for billousness, digzipess, nervousness,| get t children—their little tn the sour sey stomach, backache! sides need a gentle cleansing, too CANDY CATHARTIC,, - | 10 CENT BOXES -ANY DRUG STORE | And theirs is the word of magic encircling the busy Potent in thought and action, m Doing a work excelling the labors of Hercules. We frequently grow! and mutter, we oftentimes k | But months that are Hine.” terful men are these, Dreamers of true romance, Forming before our eyes, Maaters of circumstance, Quiet and strong and wise Knights of the Modern Day, Panama, U. 8. A. They think of stee! by the Meet load, of coal In a mammoth pile, Cement by the million barrele and dirt by the cubic m: Of drillg by the scores and hundreds, and dynamite by For that {# the lordly manner the Isthm They are bocking a thousand problems tha And they've abattered the old traditions and are ready to smash some! the work In done never were solved ton. befors, more. men said, m as an epitaph Therefore they ent ahead, Giving the mob the laugh, Knights of the Modern Day, Panama, U. 5. A. nd swear, proud of our able captains and proud of work we share; igh the rainy season, we work in the ooze and mud. enching downpours, we battle with slide and flood, dry or rainy, the sa ring, too, Isthmus thr eh! But we'r We stew thr We labor in ¢ bos st And we're all good pals together—cutting the Bronzed by the blazing sun, Hardened to toll and heat, Thoroughbreds, every one Captains who can’t be beat, Knights of the rm Day, Panama, t BERTON BRALEY n, y., satterdy—some peopel that has trav led around a little is very tiresome they can’t talk about nuthing else f dames up in the bronnix evry time they get together ipy afternoon she has got to yap about where for a nice gos always shut, closed by ent, fixed lid. This serves two im portant 4 To pro eyes without obstructing the sigh jand to facilitate the change of raiment tn shedding the skin a transpar NOT THE D. T. KIND nowes Snakes do not They swallow tt the prey i# larger chew their food whole and often than the snake's + ALSO 25 & SO CENT BOXES: WORK WHILE YOU SLEEP mouth. How do they do it? The fier Space Contributed by The Star.) gerd: sonnected at the rear by| The snak listens almost alto Socunrs an elastic Hgament which permits| gether with ita fongue, ‘The hate. _ Miia AN the reptile to temporarily unlock |ful little forked tongue that {a gl = Sa ATTN TOO its Jaws and to make the mouth as|ways darting viciously is not ‘te AA at Zee YA large as a paper Pag. I sting spishy ieee hha ng ‘a 4 i alt BENNY - STAR—SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1914, there is a woman like that belongs to a club he has been and what she has saw household words with this nation and much of the civilized world: re has bi ri at she has saw they got awful tired of it, but there dident Ra X-Rays Aluminum Wireless telephony Carpet sweepers Color photography eem to be no way to stop her = Radium Aeroplanes Monorail Puke valeaee guickeless powder ” brushes cetylene 7 * lephotography till the uther day they got in a new mem: Py resere™ a brushe Dictagraph ° Bertillon system Beton hla er, who has been all over the world herself, ey Asbestot Slesmograph Ma eter Asphalt paving iaveal mut don't blow about it me Turbines Motoreycles Hydroplanes Addressographs Telegraph tape meboddy Liquid air Gas mantles Kinetophone Janney couplers printers lipped her an earfull about this rabby woman, and she was ready for her =| Antiseptics Automobiles Paper towels Pneumatic tires presses pretty soon, when she ot a chanst, the | Submarines Pasteurization Kinemacolor Industrial education Electric street ratl- Scien: dat likes toleonverhe. about Har tea e Gas engines Block signals Mertens press Electric heating way cars Day Aaveth tik Ghaw. Gaerne Skyscrapers Minimum wage School gar Pneumatic appli- Automatic shoe ma- ! Parcel post scale Cash registe: ances chinery tell me, my deer, have you-ever been: to os Ball bearings Industrial welfare Boys’ gardens Moving pictures Industrial physical ‘ bat Reflectoscopes work Telautography Electric welding education — , says the other one, no, i aint Ke Vacuum brakes Automobile fire Maxim silencer Hot dining plates Commission gov- , wee meta one thas, but it rained S| Power elevators equipment Photo-engraving Pnéumatic tubes ernment ' J Highspeed steel Smoke consumers Paper milk bottles Automatic type- Re-enforced con- after which the subjeckt was changed, and Fel Fireldss cookers Hydro-aeroplanes Picture post ecards writers crete evryboddy got a rest johny by Vacuum bottles Fireless locomo: Edison storage bat- Adding machines Industrial safety & = —_—__— 5 =| Canning factory tives teries Wireles raphy appliances — | A snake will appear to swallow a eg Vacuum cleaners Bloc trle Ighting Offset printing Pneumatic mailing — Miners’ electric P " lavaar hae ite “wouth without Pe Mlectrie furnaces easuring pumps presses tubes safety lamps Our Daily Animal Story | Arse, than its | mouth. without Ed Industrial hygiene ‘Typecasting ma- Household heating Electric cooking Sanitary drinking ALL ABOUT SNAKES | optical illusion for their eyes age ss Steel construction chine plants utensils fountains ot the monthly PHONES “*hctine with sil aspertnsase™ RATES "%2"";,407; a one month in $1.80; one year, olty, 280 © mi ° ARE YOU A PQET? 4 Here's something new for the Cir cleites The Cirele Club today announces “Aa | have told my readers many a contest that is different. It's times before, there is very littl® going to be called a Last Line cor that will change the shape of the toast, and it i# the kind of compet! none,” writes Lil Russell in her | tion that surely will be well patron beauty hints, “However, you might | jzed try massaging the end of your nvbe | There is not a boy or girl on the gently, starting at the bridge 4ud membership roll who hasn't a working toward the cheeks, also! mighty fine chance to win gently pinching it between the fi. Uncle Jack {# printing a Mm |gers.” But this {s such a slow pro lerick The Circle boy or girl who cons, Lil, Why not rap it With @!auppiies the best line to take the j mallet? place of the missing one gets the prine. The skunk, says the department! Any child not over 16 I# ¢! lof agriculture, is one of man’s beat The prize is} igible to participate |friends, They are thone best of/ 4 big pound box of delicious candy i friends who are r parting. Just fill in the last line of this | ea ie er nonsense rhyme “The story that always interested “There man from H was a young e the most,” postcards “H D.C. was the one with the headiine,| Ag grouchy as grouchy could be; Lillian Russell Married.’ I never| Tit he met a eweet girl | cared much for the story with ¢ With a cute little curl, | he orp ‘LAliian = Russell Dt | Ang———______—__—_ ” | ‘ow the boys and girls may ride in a real, sureenough AERO voront | PLANE t Ne sure to make your t word At this time of the year my te miso ic ag vay nd sland he It USED to be fun to ride on a Joggy donkey, even {f the stubborg vorite story ts, ‘Women to Fight | oo two lines Bend your answer | thing did waggle its big ears and refuse to budge half the time! Se rns creer eran on a post card or by letter to Uncle It USED to be fun to get into basket carriage and drive wee i; rare of The 8t The tland around the park! I always did Ike these stories,’ | Jack, In care of The Biar Po bw | ut now that is all changed, Boys and giris want to do something writes “C. H. D, é i: lemon at 3 Blea EXCITING in their play hours wonect'B ; ae Ne tboee “All the suplementery Ines will Grown folks ride in the air, Why shouldn't little folks, too? * ‘School Board Has No Money. be “ The quertion, which was laughed at at first, is really being an “"City to Practice Economy,’ ” be printed, with the same and a4 : actical — ess of the sender , cee an see how it works out cities neroplanes have been constructed Just for the pup ng the children riding! ° My fontent, dearest ) WANTS A CARD Im ne o| This one, pictured here, will sent six children, It 1s guaranteed got Dear Uncle Jack: 1 would Ike r than one foot from the ground, So, you see, these flights The city attorney of Chicago to join your club. send me taken in perfect safety so many little folks who want to try riding in the alr the city can’t run a garbage plant ane is busy every daylight minute in nice weather. for profit. It can't if {t rune tt it runs everything else. see ere are that this ser @ membersht; Maloney, Skyk Genevieve, as mia. * . ; LOOKS FOR IT CONTEST 18 OVER * a In the point of Interest, there never was a contest conducted by the Circle club equal to the mem an WILL START RIGHT Inele Jack: I am 14 years | nd in the elghth grade. I attend the public school of this city. | Dear Uncle stant read for your oc rdsy very The Boll telephone people are night. Iam ears old an the | Please send me a membership cer- | again promising to be good. Watch | alxth Ill you please scnd |tificate, as I have not yet received | bership contest for little fla) | your pocketbooks, fellers! me a ership card, for 1 am | one 1am going to start the New) which ended Friday afternoon ats ae: |very anxious to join tho Circle— | Year by trying to compete tn all/o'clock. The Circle club's membem | Secretary Daniels’ wife gave @| Anna Doty, Edmonds, Wash jt ontesta.—Mary Kiens, Sedro-| hin roll has been greatly inereas tea dar on the Mayflower | Woolley. jed as a result of the competition, her day. The Mayflower's ¢ ° | Each boy and girl sending in the tea dogs. ‘oming a fine lot of ~~ SHE'S INTERESTED 4| THE VIRGINUS HOTEL £06 Virginia St, near Westiake Av. Phone Elliott 603, names of three children desiring ! membership were awarded a “movie | toy,” the very latest thing in wheel carts. The toys are awaiting all those who sent in the Dear Uncle Jack Please send | membership card, as I am} much interested In The Star me a very Paaipe | Circle. My age is 10 and J am in number of new members, st The | the fifth grade—-Bessie Elliott, | Star office. oe | 1611 10th et, Anacortes, | | “This certainly ie some climate down here,” writes F. J. Sagesser, who is spending the winter at! DOESNT Like Rest f Coachella, “You have no tdea| " : Dear Unc ck: We have been ‘taking The Star for two years. My hin ~ esealatidiee” ‘patil paps doesn’t like any of the othot | roams with the, best accommodations papers, I haven't noticed The Star |cienniiness, comfort and courtesy for = Circle until money. Transients, 600 to to what size things grow,” and he encloses this clipping from the Los Angeles Express: The robber waa described ae detn fost # Inches tal td ite bi agg x So — a The “Yesterday” and “‘Today’’ of Advertising By C. W. MARTIN HE “yest dim past as compa rday” of advertising, although but a few years ago, actually, is far into the ed with the “Today” of advertising, so far as truth and educa- tional power is concerned The “yesterday” was, however, the foundation of advertising’s “Today,” and its “To- morrow”—insomuch as its follies, failures and successes were the educational factors for the Adman, merchant, manufacturer in making “Today's” advertising your educator, Reader ‘Yesterd ‘ advertising had but one purpose—“to get the money,” no matter how, was the mott most of the few advertisers; the remainder of “yesterday's” advertisers usually carried a “standi card to keep their nam fore the public. There we o such educational ads as you meet t irom the great national adver- " tiser, nor any such daily economy etins for your fathers and grandfathers, to help meet the “high cost of living” problem which confronted them, just as it does you—and just as it will your children 4 grandchildren Today's” advertising TRUTH, and every user great word can read hi to the truthful advertiser During the past with every advertiser sl uld have as its fundamental principle, of advertising who relig giously molds his entire policy around this success farther and surer than the trickster, for there's a ring to that strikes home in the mind of the reader. 35 years the world has progressed more than in whole centuries of the past, and “Today advertising (the past 20 years) is one of the great reasons for this. “Today's” advertising has done much to make this country the power it is today in many fields of commerce—it has and is helping shed light on our forms.of governing our- selves that we may better ourselves morally and physically “Yesterday's” advertising knew nothing of such vital problems of mankind Here are 100 things not known 35 years ago, that “Today's” advertising has made Harvesters Stereopticon Air purifiers: Safety matches Rotary printing List courtesy National Cash Register W eekly Compiled Under the Direction of the Educational Committee, Seattle Ad. 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