The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 7, 1914, Page 4

MEMBER OF THE SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUB OF NEWSPAPERS aph News Bervice of the United Press Association, Ratered at the postoffice, Seattle, Wash. na seound ‘ines matier, Published by The Star Publishing Company every evening except Sanday The Seattle Commercial Club MHE SEATTLE COMMERCIAL ¢ LUB held its annual banquet last night, and “a pleasant time was had by all.” : Gov. Lister and Mayor Cotterill said nice things about the club. At formal functions such as the one last night one 1s tempted to say polite, affable things which arent-—er exactly true about the Commercial club affair, how s said WERE power for good in Seattle pe star chamber sessions at the The fine thing ever, is that all the nice thi true The Commercial club IS a “just folks,” There are nc me or, Its members are like the rest of us, s« rich none very Commercial club plays politics Everybody has a voice and a vote The club was one of the first to go on record for the creation of a port of Seattle It initiated this year the policy of One of the most practical bringing the rural interests in touch with the city steps it ever took was the establishing of a school of agri cultural. These are but examples of the Commercial awake and unselfish policy in all matters pertaining welfare of Seattle and the Northwest The club is growing in membership and influence. club's wide More power to it! AN EASTERNER, who thought he could write touch- ing poetry and had spent all his savings buying Pacific coast real estate, sent the following telegram to his father: “The rose is red, the violet blue, send me fifty, 1 GO. UU". He received this reply: “The rose is red, the pink is pink; send you fifty—I don’t think. ‘ 1 ne ee OUT OF THE glorious fog of the honeymoon, Judge Ben Lindsey rises to declare that his bride is the most beau- tiful girl in the world. And she pronounces Ben to be the most wonderful man on earth. Both may be mistaken in their estimates, but throwing soft things like that at each other is fine marriage policy, if not overworked. MISSIONARIES IN OKLAHOMA say that Indians are becoming so rich through oil and coal that it is very hard to get them to be truly religious. But the blamed redskins reply that they never could get religion hot enough to keep out the cold or thick enough to fill their stomachs. A “BACHELOR GIRL” as dented as a peanut vender’s pint measure and hold about as much. The dear old-fashioned “old maids” never got as mad as that, when they lost out. NEW YORKER who advertised for a as his wife got 25 answers the first day. — homely that he won't let the newspapers picture her, is going some. LATEST COUNT shows 89 ] c of Abyssinia, and an heir apparent who is cutting loose on wine, women and song at the age of 16 years. We gcess that reports of old Menelik’s death are not exaggerated. homely woman His choice is so which Mrs. Emperor Meneliks, ADVANCE ANNOUNCEMENTS of Gaby Deslys’ ap- pearance in Seattle say chief interest centers about Gaby on account of her collection of gowns. There are some truthful press agents, after all. ‘net anceenhincntee MORAN, KANSAS, girl, declared by her lawyer to be full of life and vivacity, called her school principal “Snoo- kums” and was suspended. She might have called him something worse. THAT DETROIT street-sweeper who got run over twice by the same auto in a half-minute really had no busi- ness to be in the street. Once is plenty for even the best of us. BELGIAN CREDITORS of Princess Louise, of Saxe- Coburg, are pestering her to pay her debts. She is reported to owe only a paltry $1,000,000. WATCH OUR foreign investments pile up next week, with Gaby, Paderewski, and Pavlowa, all bunched in a neck- and-neck race for the American dollars. EVERY MAN has eight notes in his voice, says a music teacher. That’s a better place to have notes than in the hands of a pestiferous creditor. “VICIOUS WOMEN always outvote the virtuous,” cries a Methodist bishop. But could they outvote the virtuous men? Far be it! Far be it! KING GEORGE cabled “Woodrow congratulations on his birthday. Occasionally Mary lets George go out to blow in his money regardless like. THE UNHEAVENLY ratio of 50 for 12 still holds good with hen fruit. Wonder if those ten million dozen eggs are still on ice. THE DAY is breaking. Chamber of Commerce will hereafter abolish executive sessions and meet in the open, it is announced. TO THIS hoodoo thing we must now say begone and avaunt. Clarence B. Fitzgerald, our new city dad, was elected on the 23rd ballot. CORN IS STILL king. It yielded 28 per cent of the value of all crops in 1913. Wheat was second and hay third. KENTUCKY MAN was shot dead by his seventh wife And there are folks who say seven is a lucky number. THEY HAVEN'T got Outlaw Lopez yet, but they've got one Utah mine that’s properly fumigated. AS TO VALUES, the Golden State of California now produces four times as much cement as gold. A WHOLE WEEK has now “passed, and not a regent has resigned. Some record! IF THURSDAYS were walk 53 times in 1914. RUB RHEUMATISM PAIN AWAY WITH OLD, PENETRATING ST. JACOBS OIL Get a small trial bottle and | rub it in your sore, pay-days, the “ghost” would rheumatism cure which never 4s appoints and can not burn or bils tor the skin aching joints, Limber up! Quit complaining! Get a small trial bottle of “St. Jacobs Otl” from any drug store, and in just’a moment you'll be Count fifty! Pain gone. free from rhenmatic, pain, sore Rheumatism ts “pain only.” Not| ness, stiffness aa@ swelling, Don't one case in fifty requires tnternal|suffor! Relief and a cure awaite treatment. Stop drugging! Rub|you. “St. Jacobs Otl" Bas cured soothing, penetrating “St. Jacobs) millions of rhenmatiam sufferers fn on" Airectly upon the “tender | the lagt half century, and is Just as spot,” and relief comes instantly.| good for sciatica, “Bt Jacobs Ol" js a harmiess| bago, backache, sprains, to the declares that men’s hearts are| nenralgia, lume 1 ab TAR—WEDNES P Now, PRIENDS, 1 WANT | | TO CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO | MY WORLD FAMOUS STOMACH AND | LIVER REMEDY, © IT'S GUARANTEED TO CURE WHERE ALL OTHERS FAIL. IS THERE ANYONE AMONG You Downe SUFFERING § ; | | | THe CORD KNOWS THERE ARE ENOUGH PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO IMAGING THEY'RE SICK WITHOUT YOU FAKIRS SELLING THEM STUFF TO LAY THEM OUT ENTIRELY If! | || | | ee | mation {# very old and was ors it practiced by the Greeks and Ro & c mans. Among the Greeks, burning ity gained sway and burying were both employed, 4 ~ 30 GO ON TRIP was alinost universal, but it mt gradually burning came to be the ular mode, the reason be jing tl | fy the celestial part of mi Thirty men of the University of jarating it from the defil Washington Glee including the body, and thus enat eight mandolin players, will make the 10-day trip through the east | wing its flight to purer ern part of the state arranged by | More than the Greeks, mans were devoted to the process Priest Ridpath of the Lyceum of cremation, although {n earlier bureau. The singers will leave on ages they buried their dead. Cre January 30 and expect to conclude thelr engagement on February § tn Spokane. mation became general at the end jot the republic Under the emper. 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Aritee Te | appeared as Christian | 1914 zoRcee iNG|| P & By Gilson Gardner Copyright, 1918, by the Newspaper Enterprise Association A pretty girl doesn't need to shew) = \ hington, Jan, 7, 1914 gum, but a homely girl does, to at Ihe first test ¢ our new} tract masculine attention ° ndling »| siete parcel post in’ ha dling the Nobody doubte that women can|sreat Christmas = ru hoe ry on 4 hunger strike, but there|great success! It has filled le f men whom you couldu't| Postmaster General Burleson make that a woman could) with complete gratification make noo wtrike go for any | uy, y Jed a t endou jlength of tim t has proved a tremendo ee success,” declared Burleson to An Indigestion now and then Is me Vhile all the actual traceable to the candy-men. figures are not at hand and, ! tee of course, cannot be compiled | Quite a number of large corpora for some weeks, we have been |tlons are talki with thefr hig g ab ut doing awny 1 lawyers (his )in ¢ nstant touch by wire with year and just ying the law. c y section of the country | ie 8. and have reports from va . branch of the Ananies club Ie rious departments which show \t tablinh ho South , VITHOU NY of Chile by tho} WITHOUT ANY DOt that our government as a 2s. 8 f kages for the They are trying to switch Bryan hed a system away from his favor pple of Cal EVERY. RI VER R fa Krape JUIREMENT “The big test of a system like thi comes in such a time of One step fu © sipping Jersey | apt © rush as the Christmas season. Villa warns others against loot.) WE HAVE MET THAT Ing. Taking the away from| TEST! his Meutenaots for himee't. “The mail kept moving; de . ke lays have been only slight. | When # woman takes a man “for| Wired reports show we had | better or for worse,” probably she| ONLY TEN PER CENT of un- | thinks It isn't possible he could be! worked mall ae compared with worse, last year, The ordinary mail cee was not delayed at all, In one place in the South and to some extent in New York, mail was delayed a few hours, but that was worked out right away.” “The express companies were watching to see what we would do. | won't say they would have | rejoiced at our failure, but | have my own guess as to that. You probably noticed the story which made its appearance on the 19th of December, to the ef- fect that there was congestion In the maile and that there would be serious delay. “This was telegraphed over the Middie We “There was not a vestige of truth In it,"and | should judge England Is a half-million shy on Lord Rosebery The bands that should Y king handing out where the other fellow | Our idea of the greatest puzzle of all time What has the other fei low got who drew only one card? There Is a murderer in New York now that hang’ ed, to punish h all to to Bivert as many parcels possible to the express co panies. We denied the story at the time. “There was not, at that time or! Cuba Libre has produced a ma-|afterward, any serious delay ANY-| jor league shortstop and a cham-|WHERE tn the country | pion chess player. Independence is| “We put on sbout 6,000 additional going good. | people temporarfly to help handle the Christmas rush, That {® the usual number put on at the Christ- mas season “This means our employes work ed with wonderful effietency, for the eee They train animais to do wonder. ful things, but we've never «sen anybody train the wolf at the door to bite the bill collectors. Labor Should Insist on Plan for Teaching Children of the Rich! By Roger W. Babson Noted Banker and Statistician We hear a lot about plans for educating the dren of the work: ing classes, much of which ts good and much of which is bad. Some of these plans provide for making our children more tie tellectual and less industrious, while others provide for making them more ‘ndustrious and less Intel lectual Some one once sald that he had “rather write the songe of a nation than Its laws.” Whether or not this is a good cholce, | do not know; but certainly | had ther prepare the text-books of a nation than prepare laws. Bikes tien devined by tne wealtny “Tor tite ben plans have been wealthy “for the ben sr words, capital has de, mal system for the children of la SHOULDN'T LABOR ALSO IN SELF IN DESIGNING AN EDUCATION M FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE RICH? Why wouldn't {t be a good scheme for organized | children of the vested inter ests be taught tn the dameutals of righteousness, Justice an as?) Why shouldn't the children of the well-to-do be taught to “give up,” as well as the children of the workers be taught “to work"? hool system . Mair not of this world’s « | COME EFFICIENT labor to Insist that th Roger W. Babson the fundam ental ; ort ie and how their labors. In addition, those who “ha ing the youth of well-to-do that th | give the “o fi ow” a better chance. | | The schools should systematically teach that fe are more tn |the nature of liabi ots. The children of who “have property should be trained t public schools NOT TO BE AFRAID TO DISTRIBUTE IT and to de hing possible to help the masses to get more and become more prosperous Sure, She Could | ies 1 thousands of rheumatic |cases, lumbago, sciatica, jgravel, neuralgia and urinary | disorders Can wife Here is a Seattle éage: your keep a secret? Todd—Well, I should say so, § ots ch she orde he never lr when If the earth were to revolve 17| times faster than It does, bodles at the equator would lo their | ht and nain stationary tn] air without support | the OSTMASTER GENE amount of m w the only possible purpose was | Aw. ; | Much so-called rheumatism Vi x is caused by weakened kid- Na neys ( A) When the kidneys fail to \ J V/ clear the blood of uric acid, y y the acid forms into crystals like bits of broken glass in ( the muscles, joints and on | the nerve casings. \ | Torturing pains dart \y through the affected part— whenever it is moved B curing the kidneys, dD Kidney Pills have RATES PARCEL POST IS HERE TO STAY Postmaster General Burleson. ndled this Christ eater than at in the history w ely us time IN FIVE MINUTES! TIME “IT! NO INDIGESTION, GAS, SOURNESS, BELCHING *"Nenally does” put bad stomachs {n order—“really does” overcome indigestion, dyspepsia, ges, heart- burn and sourness in five minutes t Pape's t just that—makes Thapersin the largest s nts into stubborn h gas and eructate | sour, undigested food and acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath foul; tongue coated; your insides ft with bile and indigestible w remember the moment PHONES MR. AND MRS, DYSPEPTIC! GET YOUR STOMACH RIGHT—PAPE’S DIAPEPSIN Main 9400. Private © fecting with all By y, one mon My carrier ssse<ce RAL SAYS toffice.” of the po made and sec for all zones nd, alread unction of th t is to serve ke profite nt to be the nt not to bec to AB acer, but by REDUC to the public, NCY and ENLARGING COMMUNICATION be- our people EFFICI means tween Or. | nies 1405 Pape's Diapepsin comes in contace No with the stomach, all distress vane _ ishes. It’s truly astonishing—al most marvelous, and the joy is ite harm’crsness. A large fifty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin will give you a bundred « doliars’ worth of satisfaction, or your druggist hands you your mom ey back. It's worth {ts wefght In gold to men aud women who can't get their stomachs regulated. It belongs in your home—should always be kept handy in case of a sick, sour, upset stomach during the day or at night, It’s che quickest, surest and most harmless stomach doctor in the world. At CHICAGO, June 8&7, te — Musical Festival at kane and Minneapolis-St. Paul. 72-hour schedule. many miles are double trac! Coaches, “HOME-COMING” to service matled H. N. KENNEDY, Gen. Agt. SINGERS WHEN TRAVELING TO THE Biennial Musical Festival AND TO THE Norwegian Centennial in Norway WILL FIND PERFECTED TRAIN NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY Three splendid trains dafly between Portland, Seattle, Tacoma, Spo Two of these trains run through to Chicago, thus affording double daily train service to Chicago on & Our trains are protected with modern safety appliances— Leather Upholstered Tourist Sleeping Cars, Parlor Cars, Parlor Observation Cars, Cafe Cars, Equipment consistently arranged to afford the maximum of comfort to travelers, Attention Is being directed to specially arranged train service for Literature descriptive of territory J. O. McMULLEN, City Pass. Agt. 107 YESLER WAY, SEATTLE, WASH. Tel., Elliott 5750 NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY the New York-Brooklyn SERVICE ked. Pullman Sleeping Cara, Dining Cars and NORWAY, June 1914 served by our line, or of our train free to any one. A. D. CHARLTON Asst. Gen. Pass. Agt. PORTLAND, OR HOUGEN cal Torturing Twinges “I ache all over. “When Your Back is Lame—Remember the Name” DOAN’S KIDNEY PIL Sold by aff Dealers. . Price 50 cents, Foster-Milbumn Co., Buffalo, MY. Proprietors The Shoe Repair Man 6 Union St.—2 Shons—110 Madison SEATTLE PROOF Testimony of a Resident of Fifth Avenue N. Edmund H 1015 Fifth Wash., from cretions and I o get up at night to pass them. My back was lame and weak of the terrible Crowe, engi- says: “I the kidney se- had to av. neer, attle, trouble ften most had headaches and diz After I took Doan’s Pills, my back got better and kidneys acted regularly. then, I haven't been troubled.” and pained me time. I often spells. Kidney my Since eS