The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 5, 1914, Page 4

MEMBER OF THE Bervies of the UGited Press Bnvered at the postoffics Seatt clase matter, Published by Company every evening exceyt ay YNNNUEUUAUUNUUONEQNQNAUEOOOEUUUUUTOAA THINGS THAT © COME TO THES EDITOR’S EYES) MUMEDENUURIEEULEANULSAGLEUALAUUUU Er TUM HUNGRY GUY Bay, what can you do for a bungr w For aX place to flop and a decent meal FT | 1a work and pray or ile and steal © feel And sometimes I'm tnolined ¢ Half willing and almost giad to die ‘And let the old world pass me by Bay, what can you do for « hunery | uy? For a bowl of soup and a piate o stow = : I don't know what I wouldn't da For one more chance to chew, chew, chew , And I'd be willing and glad to Ate, And let the old world pass me by Bay. what can you do for a hungry pal, from where we| es of ttle land y hand. on why Wunery y rm teh you, stand, We see whole All going to waste on ov Does that explain the re There's such « as A Quy? | | Just place me on that virgin soft With the right God gives to man ¢ toll, And, leave t to me, in a You'll ask yourself t You see no more G For the e of the idle land. say I, Is the thing that causes The Hungry Guy —W.sB scrires ponrnw et 7 PERA Telegra: LRAGUR OF NKWera = r Publishing nday Wash, a0 second * Pp beside this vision epics t t Man, resent and all the world jingle shrivel Wells he exploits of the sand humanity les In “4. @ of men, phase of a development so like nursery to the ls no more than the and splendid that rhymes and all proportions of cas great The Seattle We Should Plan For ee officially recognized as having p: census of 1910. “The local postoffice took a census August 1, 1913, and announced a population of 301,670, lenters this new year with not less than 310,000 people, and that we are going forward at a rate and with an outlook which promises to pass the half-million mark before the a |census of 1920. “This is the Seattle we should plan for in our new char jter making and in all our civic plans for material develop-| }ment and social progresa."—From Mayor Cotterill’s message to the city council world T IS noteworthy that Seattle now ranks on the govern- ment census records as the 20th city in America, being sed Kansas City since the Mayor Cotterill is not a thoughtless optimist. ttie whtie,|ample ground for his rosy prophecy of future bigness. he reason why |} v 7 ‘of The Hungry| we want more than mere bigness. London, in point of population, THE MAYOR-ELECT OF NEW and too poor on the Fast Side Seattle will, without doubt, one day be one of the great York le 34 years old, But you can learn a lot in New York by the time you're 34. c But He Land There! “Oh, captain,” came a groan ton @ seasick passenger, half reeling tn | a deck chair, “how far are we off es “Mile and a half,” came the re In what direc tion, captain?” A twinkle came for a moment into the eye of the brusque old sea Straight down!” he grunted. 4 ‘A Legitimate “Kick” Editor The Star: I would like to show you a sample of the “Seattle Spirit.” as manifested by our pub- lie-spirited corporation, the gas corm- pany. ‘The writer, on pay day, proffered a city warrant In payment of a gas/ Dill. He was told he would have to go to the second floor and get the manager to “O. K.” it After considerable delay {t was presented to him for inspection, and, after a lengthy consultation | between him and other officials, | and amid suspicious glances in my direction, it was sent back with the reply that he was afraid the banks might discount {t. This was drawn on money fn the general fund, good as gold, their own city’s collateral, but nothing but coin would do. Ordinarily, I could have gone the usual route, over the smiling bar. tender, bought a couple of drinks and been accommodated with dis patch, but, being in uniform, could not do this, so finally took a car to the city hall, came back and paid the bill, got a panning for reporting three minutes late for duty, end) went on my way a little peeved| and my faith in the “Seattle Spiri shot to smithereens. A CITY EMPLOYE. More Policemen? Editor The Star: I recently no tieed an article in the paper to the effect that the city was considering | a plan to put more policemen on th force and add more plain clothes men to protect residents of Seattle from holdups and burglars. I believe there are sufficient of. ficers at present, especially when some of them are sitting around drinking in grills and cafes. J not send out these men to protect the citizens, instead of hounding the} girls who go to the grills and cafes? AN OBSERVEP.. | MEETING OF THAT AMERI- can College of Surgeons at Chicago | discloses that we have at least 2,000 surgeons, all doing a nice business with knife and saw. Our Daily Animal Story Bird That Uses Legs as Rudder The chief reason birds ha fe to enable them to ate w flying; but the flamingo and stork | have legs so much lon tail feathers thdt they « ders. f The flamingo is one of the fe r than their birds whose mouth is upside down; | 4 this is because it inverts.ite head| when feeding, and uses Sta upper mandible as a hook and scoop. It| is one of the careful little of nature to provide the flamingoes with straight bMls until their legs are long enough to ge wading; this enables them to focd off the ground Flamingoes build ther the ground, but in the shape of an inverted cone; this enables them to sit on their nests as one sits on the edge of a tabla nests on ie: for.” FIFTEEN MEN In Edwardsville, Mo. jail for monthe—and the prosecutor says he doesn't know why. In Clayton, Mo., jail, s of the world. Aye, and prepare for—now! Next! | And one of her seven millions are hungry. | York, the third city in the world, is too rich on Fifth av But population is not always desirable Didn’t Want tol When there are two applicants for a job, one gets it at half a wage and the other joins the bread line. If we are to be big, let us also be prosperous—first, by | putting the reins of government always into good hands; | second, by encouraging manufactories to come to Seattle so that we may have payrolls long and fat; and, third || perhaps most important of all—by inducing men to go on the land roundabout us, so that our future half-million may jbe fed. “This is the Seattle,” says the mayor, “we should plan} and Two men also found, forgotten, FIVE AND TEN.-CENT stores are now 5, 10, 15 and 2S-cent stores. JOHN HAYS HAMMOND, JR., says he can explode the magazine of way In operation, a warship by wireless. Some Middle Western folks would like to be Seattlos subways by 2 able to light the furnace fire that way th Anybody say anything about cost of living? cold mornings. A Consolidation and A Sale in Two Places A Sacrifice Without Precedent of {| Music and Musical Instruments, Violins, Mandolins, Etc., Etc. Rose Music Company stock at 1420 Second Ave- nue is to be merged with ours. Stock reduction sale to be conducted simultaneously at both places until enough is sold off so that all can be accommodated in Eilers Music House. The following letter is self-explanatory: me aoe cans ROSE MUSIC Oo —_———__= EVERYTHING MUSICAL earns &. BR. B Pringsr, age. Bilere tuste House, Seattle, Vearingtons fer & fringe s wt, he ere pleased to eee tn the morning paper thet you are to Day tam G@iiere Wasie House. Ve congratulate you. Tou are entities to it 1% nae coourred to as thet If wo could make satieteotory arrenge ome to cooupy © portion of your Duilding that we aight buy outright me msic and musics! aerchandice tepertments, srging the tone with our stock now on Second Avenue and giving ap the latter location Snel 00 s00n a0 posetdie. Mf Gre 0 agresatie te pon please me oo ot moe aw shtign, I believe that Seattle There is But! the biggest city in the New Terr TELL ITH 6 | Our Own Encyclopedia New York has 3 miles of which ox miles ee A certain farmer, having a goose that laid « golden exe every da: [killed her one morning after she) | had dropped a 24-karat ovum. | Why, oh, why did you kill her? | wailed the farmer'n wife, “Now| | we sball have no more golden y torted the farmer. ‘em” Weather News ot Mise Cora Matmer storm and Fi mm, doth of Geneseo, | took pl Monday afternoon. —Moline, | | (1k) Dimpaten. | eee | ‘The marr it's an Ill wind that the weather | bureau doesn't forecast. see Wouldn't a Venerable Lad Do? Noy wy wanted, mid tear The Reason —_ =i “He doesn't seem to mind the cold a bit his wife makes {t so hot for him at h I guess ho ts glad of the change.” | eee | Answered by Mr. Cynthia Grey | My feet are #o email they worry me How can I overcome thte? MAD | Wear tight shoes and it will make your feet seem larger, My Dear Mr Orey 1 ac with the above lett | Again 1 writ regarding grand In ° a etter, arra ents were consum- | mar ant a 70 mated w rouaical merchandise de ho sheet music | th ° yeu s, studies, classical pub the ki Guitars, anos \o . aoe ne aiehe : Banjos, Violir & man falle tn > a instruments, etc. ete, is a now in pre fe House and also at 1420 Mecond av, and|t rrying ® tray of dishes if the saving of m n the purchase of « rth ‘ Why 6 moving picture men make p nu a © of this kind ts an object, now im the time to lay in a Mberal supp . jmore staph ies Mr. Grey Is delighted to hear of | In the Popular Sheet Music | : p t Music Department the success of bis plan for keep: | wo sheets (one vocal, one tns free with each sheet ing grandmothers home, and ts at Ie each, or seven shee ‘ h pleased that Mre. L. T. L In the Musical Instruments Department [anew e ORE Sp ERs RN Se INA ee FORK 844. FOR 850.00, best 1 For Rose Music Company By C. H, Rose 1420 2nd Ave., Opposite Bon Marche price b For EMers Music House By R. 8. Fringer Eilers Bidg University at 3rd Ave, forts. not. The chances are Probably you have a soft piano, +r caused by sleeping un No, but it might be considered an evidence of mental trouble if you slept on top of one. | QUESTIONS MR. GREY CAN NOT ANSWER If 1 shipped a Yammer to Port land, would you call It a trip ham }mer?—8. B. | Where can T buy a gallon of mid |night of ?—P. ROA blade of grass. tell me how to sharpen a W. W. Mel. | ‘THE STAR—MONDAY, JANUARY 5 MOST ANYTHING, 1914 HA, HA,HA,—— SAY TRUE ,—— WA, HA" 1 HEARD A PRETTY FUNNY STORY-—— Ha, Ha, A FELLOW —— HA, HA, HA,— WENT —— HA,HA,HA, NA, ——— INTO A STORE —— HAW, HAW, HAW, HAW, HAW, HAW ——- AND ASKED—— Haw, HAW, ——- AND ASKED-— PS AR, HAR, HAR— and ITs TELL IT I" GO AHEAD AND TEAL IT, AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT, LOT ME DO THE LAUGHING ft! = + What kind of a key should b uted to open a lock of hair?—N. J. ee On the other hand, of what use is @ hair receiver to a bald-headed man? 914 Third Ave. OUR NEW LOCATION Main 0100. Private on PHONES iting with at’ dope RATES "eri is‘mcs., “thao; ene By carrier, im otty be « [CAN THEY COME BACK? WELL, WE CITE fe } is) NG iG) GLOWING EXAMPLE OF ‘DYNAMITE JACK’ Sh J ku as 1 4 ACK Ever sines that more or leas late; ————— - ——|foot during the big ge strike lamented affair at Reno one bits shingle weaver 906. Devel | tering July 4, there has been con-| tubereulo: f the foot earla jelderable ekepticiam as to folkn'| and refused to go to the lability to “co back.” The de-| t though bate has raged something terrific, ' remaining ia jeven fading the old sword va, pen trike headquarters fop argument to & hoarse whinper Vhen t ended ‘Tons of literature have been writ! neane had ga ampu |to establish that when a man‘s| was necessary |licked once he has been retired Call Him “Dynamite Jack” permanently | It *e Car duced And they've cited as proof pos the bill to take © supreme |Itive of said contention, a# ineun- | ourt the rig 6 legie trovertible specimens beyond the) ative acts unconstitutiona scintilla or peradventure of a donbt he who tried to legisiate such Ullustrious ones as W. How ment {es and com- jard Taft and Sam Piles and C.} boarding ps out of bus Allen Dale. ness. They t him on these They CAN Come Back measures, but Campbell can come But they're wrong. ‘They blun back. Past performances prove der frightfully 9nd egregiously and that stupendously and mooumentally tn} Dynamite Jack,” as he is known that they start th premise with ecause of his strenuous ocacy dead ones of Inbor measures, is a red-hot tn. Professor Taft and the other ex urging bull moose. MOTHER, LOOK AT amples have too long a distance to cover to begin with, having always lived a century or so behind the | men | But take a live, hustling, fight-| ’ ling. insurgent, say ohney | CHILD’S TONGUE Campbell from Everett. way—tt's Senator John E. Campbell now, and |he’s hoping to make it Congress |man Campbell before many elec tlons ar and out? | Car Not #0 you can notice It. firet in 1909. Campbell, “came — back” Puts Over Eight-Hour Law 1911 legisfature, and #0 did the | And after Campbell worked Mxe|elght-hour bill. And St passed ja Trojan and gathered all the clans Determined Sort of a Chap IF CROSS, FEVERI8H, CONSTI. PATED, GIVE “CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS” John E. Campbell yell came to the state leg: to the} A laxative today saves a sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play to Jabout him, so to speak, and suc This Campbell person is a deter- empty their bowels, which become cooded in pushin#®and it wan/ mined individual, you see. Had to| clogged up with waste, liver gets heavy work—the women's eight | be sluggish; stomach sour. |hour law throw the house, what| Began work in logging camps and Look at the tongue, mother! If did the sen do? shingle mills of Mich at 15. coated, or your child is listless, Laid the 1 out Mat and made|Came to Washington tn and cross, feverish, breath bad, restless, ft take the count before you could immediately folned the Shingle | doesn't eat heartily, full of cold of holler Jack Robinson—or Jack| Weavers’ Union. Was elected {n-| has sore throat or any other chile Campbell, for that matter. ternatic % ry-treasurer in dren's ailment, give a teaspoonful But tf» the elght-h law down | 1903 11907, Lost his of “California Syrup of Figs,” then don't worry, because {t ts perfectly harmless, and in a few hours ail this constipation poison, sour bile and fermenting waste will gently capone REGISTER VET A COLD—TRY THIS }) = move out of the bowels, and you . a Have you registered? Breast Tea, or as the German folks) fontaine building, and 40 clerks ia H a Thee,” at! oftimes all that fs necessary. It call It, “Hamburger Brust Thee,” ati are ready to wait on you. The| should be the first treatment given any pharmacy. Take a tablespoon-| office is open till 30. jin any sickness. ful of the tea, put a cup of bolling| Saturday there were 1,320 # it, pour through a| registered : ho) Beware of countertelt fig syrups. drink a teacup fall at! cs Ss Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot. ne. It In the most effective) REVENUE CUTTER AGROUND tle of “California Syrup of Figs,” way to break a cold and cure grip,| WASHINGTON, Jan. 6.—A wire Which has full directions for babies, as it opens the pores, relieving con-|less from the revenue cutter An- Children of all ages and for grown- estion. Also loosens the bowels,|droscoggin reported the cutter "PS plainly printed on the bottle, thus breaking a cold at once aground at Cove Point, Chesapeake jones rom ie nd see that it is It {# inexpensive and entirely|bay. The cutter Apache went to ™ade by ort ee tart Syrup ite aid vegetable, there DISTINCTION OF DRESS A. A. RABY M. M. DIFFENBACHER RABY & CO. SEATTLE’S LEADING LADIES’ TAILORS 914 Third Avenue OPENING WEEK IN OUR NEW LOCATION Just Two Doors South of Store Room We Formerly Occupied Special Opening Sale ALL THIS WEEK Our business has grown to such proportions that we were compelled to secure larger and more commodious quarters in maintaining and increasing our patronage. We Show Many New Spring Effects for Spring Wear Ladies’ Suitings and Coatings \ | Knowing how confidently our patrons await some UN- USUAL VALUES from us at about this season, we are de- termined to meet and go far beyond their expectations. Specially Priced Opening Week The advanced Spring Styles we will be glad to show and discuss the subject with you. RABY & CO. 914 Third Ave. OUR NEW LOCATION