The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 2, 1914, Page 4

ee — nee os sosmemne rts rsane. a REEDS roma OF OTHR sCRE NORTHWRST MEMBER 1 JUR OF NEWSPAPERS. | 1 ce of the United Press Association entered at the postotticn, Se clase matter, Published Company every evening The Star Publishing eopt Sunday The joy of life what's just I'm glad I haven't perfect judgment. is born in its uncertainty, I don’t know around the bend; hence I look forward with interest to what the future will disclose —Thomas Dreier | | We Must Be “‘Beautifuler”’ | A DISTINGUISHED Dr Montessori, men sacrifice sacrifices that they may be beautiful to us abandon all comfort that we may be beautiful in their eyes suffrage lady physician and educator, to see how They women, says: “It enrages me their no} make but beauty to comfort in dress. we So that’s what means, hey | We he folks have got to dress so as to be beautiful We've passed laws controlling feminine dress, and the Is our suspicion woman feminines will legislate to control our dress on straight, ladies? | Let the masculine reader pause and consider how he should dress in order to be beautiful! What is the feminine ideal of beauty in masculine at tire? It’s an infernal full-dress suit, isn’t it? It’s a costume whereof the shirt feels like two clap boards | of undressed hickory and the nether garment feels trans parent, with the coat a contraption of fluttering swallowtails| that make you turn around every five minutes to see if! some street dog hasn't and trying to samples out of the seat of your pants. Such is the raging feminine ideal of masculine pulchri tude in dress as expressed to date But you needn't expect woman to stop there, if once given| legal power to say what man shall wear to make him more beautiful. Will a pink shirt go with the color of your eyes? Will yellow pants match your whiskers? | Shal! your vest button up in the back? Have you calves that will appear more beautiful in knee breech But, maybe, they'll let us pick our own sacrifices discarding comfort for beauty. Thank there some of us who would look more beautiful in just a blanket properly belted! It’s Loaded, Senator ! 6 HEN the time comes that the stomachs of the people are empty and they have not any clothes to wear, | we can go around,” says Smoot of Utah, factory doors placards reading, ‘W And, high protectionist, you would enjoy it, wouldn’t you? Anythin to beat Wilson and get back to the crib But look here, senator, what makes you think that the stomachs of the people are going to be empty and their backs bare? Is the wish the father to the thought? Such talk is nonsense, and you know it. sneaked in is bite heaven, are] — ilson, that’s idpatter, how monopolistic, any cost, Syria. 4 con’ to give every family $450, to say nothing of the gems and minerals dug or the values put into them by labor. If the wealth made in this country in 1913 were evenec up, everybody would have enough to keep the owner in| comfort during 1914, without having to take a penny from ABOD OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE “PEOPLE CAN SAY SWAT THEY'RE 4 MIND TO, ~ BuT THE YEAR 19/3 WAS UNLUCKY, | LOOK AT THE FLOODS AND Eggs are 4 cents But who in Syria has the THES wars PooR, SUPERSTITIOUS NUT! WHICH WOULD You RaTHeR Do, See How FAST You CAN RUN, OR BS HAUL! MOST ANY days is an © oe @ dozen In We have named our waste-basket | | " : ft lake in Matne—Ls Why, last year old mother earth yielded up, in the Guagngogsmanchangagoggonetdt oi | United States, by the things she allowed to grow, enough oc comet he al ~ 6 Char That's where all th Stockings were well filled this | judring skirts that flapping pass. eee from the split This side of the line we call them : . A bandits Mexico, generals, But the wealth accumulated during all the years before thay contines (© get away with the It’s dangerous business, banking on empty stomachs and der and ape arreat on both bare backs, as Smoot ought to know if he has read history : More so now than ever before, since folks learn easily and rapidly what's what. So, soft pedal that line of prophecy, senator, if you ‘want to stay in public life. Believe us, it’s loaded ’ Woman’s Greatest Happiness po KEEP house, wash dishes, sweep and cook for the man you love constitutes a woman's greatest happi says Chicago’s newly wed “most beautiful working | mes: girl.” That and caring for baby. Don't forget baby What a pity that more girls aren't trained to be ready for such joy when the one man arrives | To be sure, it’s old fashioned to do such things. Mother! did them and her mother before her; and many a pert young miss of today acts as if that were a good reason why she should give them the go-by Instead, she revels in the movies or in mushy n or gads the streets looking for a So among the changes of 1914 we should very much vel “good time.” Another Resolution. like to see more girls brought up to be really capable I've resol to 4 ar and mothers ee ae ‘ of g tha oule of ly greater owe 3 5 We can't think of a thing that would be of truly greater I'm going to get married an importance to the race jet my husband pay ther SOR ae SE SS beiectreeicck Ont I going into the hands on in with For Making Pure, Delicious Home-Baked Food. Dr.PRICE'S Fine and Wholesome Biscuit, Delicious Cake and Pastry tional le of o by more wear tha No Lime Phosphate — ve Jot a receiver” “1 am now 73," | “and have been jasince I was 11, b ways interests and murdered by The Western a patient | t makes It writes H. J. W., Ming newspapers the story that me most is the headline, ‘Big Crowds the writes F. Once a w. R, Star Society eee “The umpire should be supreme,” resident of the That ir own fay Na getting to be ite stories. new 5 Our Own Encyclopedia The English lang 150, 0 ia spoken 1,000 people about 149,500,000. than Union has tsaued giving a Saturday halt © all women operators heen with the company Which w 1 rather tern 1 1 erator or the County hospital? Why Not Wear Cameishalr Under Instead of Trying the Egg Mash? Beef Is 200 per cent higher to. n it wan years ago. » much harder 1s ears ago most of us were long without beef. They don’t need .the turkey or tango, No Alum Figalla eon roan Ginaanee ey go out for nange sport in THE STAR—FRIDAY, JANUARY 2, 1914 a High Cost of Living glad t © ae Fdltor The 1 am neo the women of ttle t tion at last against the bigh cow ot living. While their inithal attack is agaluat the hold-up price of exer they may later plan a campaign to break up the combines which con trol the prices of all foods ained by a boy AND —-- wi Nothing t# to be & calling down bectuse of the high prices |” Immediately thereafter the prices |* of all meat substitutes advanced and what you took from the buteher | be buytog. A READER . a o- Ask for ‘Em, Anyway | Editor ‘The Star; Aw I wan got-| ting on a@ street car, the other day, | @ woman got on and forgot to ask) for a transfer. until after she had| da taken her seat, This woman r |W car five days out of ev: | fe ©D To THS ductor, for he must obey orders. if the company must be so particular, \1 advise everybody riding on a sk for a} tn needed or McINTYRE. street car regularly to transfer whether It JE old £0 ir ity | not. Our Daily Animal Story Hyena Eats and Digests Bones ca: 4 and left Charlie Helfver and Paui ing from coast to coast. | | Land and some others to do the} peat 1 er aon ae - ¢ Seven TH { NG The hyena, “the scavenger of the mg ord - ee Jersey man. cancantions are the e Fast,” eats and digests bones, Hol yi: ne, genial fellow, final factors thet en- ative settic. |With ® predilection for peace, and, ’ na re en. i . fs tolerated in the | ments, an a “desirable citizen,” but }{# a cowardly, skulking cur. | The hyena has the strongest |jawa and digestion of any animal) ,’, and cracks the largest bones left é noe w | at Jby other animals to extract their y t further mast # them almost whole pa T TH One #, the atriped hyena, ts ae ee jealled the “laughing hyena” be will dance through life together.” | “Ah, then I am sure nothing can ever come between us.*— | | New York World. | cause tte cry resembles a hysterical |), human laugh. | THE DIARY OF CY 3S eRe SEAR A an That aie, nad bean atanaiog natt'| = FATHER TIME||- | wuddenly and give her your seatT’ “She lifted her veil.” : vet DIARY OF FATHER TIME || | Members of the Society to Pre | The new currency bill te @ sim-| vent Useless Gifts, organized a year ple measure, as simple as—a wom|ago, may be Interested to know an’s reasons for giving Christmas| that there ¢ a Spug away back | presents, Sor, instsnes lin 1687, before the present society lorganizera were even thought of. | Still, there are hundrede of thou: | enn wee sie William Petty, jsands of folk who do not under | born in 1623, in Rumsey, England stand %. His name was Sir William Petty, that he ts worthy of being cailed | the patron saint of the order =| Foresesing the evils th: from useless and injudicious gifts, he said in bis will: “As for the beggars by trade and election, 1 give them nothing. As for tmpo- tents by the hand of God, the pub- He ought to maintain them. As for those who compassionate the suf ferings of y object, let them re |Meve themselves by eving tne |eutferors. I have assisted all my poor relatives and put many in the | way of making thetr own bread, and |e Ww eee Including us. ALBERT HANSEN Jeweler and Silveremith Is Now Located at His New Btore 1010 Second Ave., Near Madieen. JOHN STRINGER ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, have sought out real objects of| i .|charity, and I hereby conjure all an State and Federal) wig partake of my estate from time to time to do the same at thely pertl.” | THEATRES | | Col, Mare Diamon, 76, and Mme De Le Ware, 67, waltzed and tan , coed last night at the Moore the aaa itre with the ease and grace of avity, pro-| those 40 years younger, and, with ther decay. the Cowboy Minstrels, five in num ; i r, rivaled the f the show, Hutler Drag Co, Seattle, Wash Alice Lloyd honors - - It's ava nothing | WA ‘ more or less, and features dance | Vy Price Clearance | fi.!s" particulsviy,. winding up fa. kaleidoscopic dance revue of all na-| tions, | Miss Lloyd sings some new songs, but the two big audiences at | the Moore Thursday emed to 2020 Arcade Block. like the old ones like “Splash Me” Take Fievator and Save Malt better. == - The Cowboy Minstrels are really a treat, for they certainly can sing. and the Doraine Sisters, appearing Painless Dentists Complete stock of up-to-date m also De and Fall Millinery. ¥ range fro 00 Go re [enrdiess at MAL | FROLICH SKIRT PARLORS y up to 00. ¥ PRICE. several times on the program, can tainly dance Me! Craig makes his violin dance in rag time, and Pauly and Young |whow considerable tango stuff in a | dance they call the Frank Fogarty, the Dublin min atrel, tells stories—some of them | | really new The show's here the rest of the week | * wi KNEW HIS GROUND “You say this man ts no chicken stealer?” inquired tho Judge. | Yassuh,” replied Mr, Eras: | | EXAMINATION tus Pinkley, “Da’s whut [| | said.” | 22K Gold Crowns “What do you know about | | res the facts in this case?” | prices y “Tr {en't s'posed to know nut. Bridgework ........ fin’ "bout de facts In de case. | | Ose tins Ube, I 1s an expert witness foh de | | Full Set of Teeth $3.50 up "New York World, | Porcelain Crown ® up ; ’ ° o Gold Fillings DO xf ee $1.00 up Tl 1, tha last year lowa haw produc-| Silver Fillings up |] eq 96,968188 pounds of butter, | do exactly as advertised, J) which was sold for $2 Attendant ‘rma to sult a work guaranteed 16 years DANCING HIPPODROME We Lady All Laboring Peopl@s Dentists. Flectro Painless Dentists let and Pike, Opp. Public Market 285,240 | nothing to d ie tenor of a real estate man's way at| a pee . ® time, but being a democrat—a % nuthern democrat, from the grend | ‘ p | having voloed his sentiments for | monious tle, helped to precipitate. ! Achilles Ballinger, was a Harmon man, and made a speech at the Wal- hite House, and every one =e PHONES “*nting. with RATES ",,7" * month in advance, 90; one yi one In Editor's | Fate Has Been Kind to Edgar Battle, Who Has The Softest Political Job in All the State Ole Skinner would call it Kismet. ) picking plums for the various falth- He that as it may, Kismet, fate 1 ones in the party, did any oné predestination, the immutable think of Edgar Battle for the $6,000 et im that certain things a ob as postmaster Seattle? cause there ts no escape other: | “No, not even Edgar himeelt. Nature intended they should be as Fate Comes to Rescue eott ny one article ss they are—and not otherwise | But Kismet bad it fixed demonstrated a year or ,,| ‘That ts the why and wherefore of he Wi nupporters had Judge lwhen the nfeat trust came tn for a dill pickles, and Judge Humphries MacDonald ed to get the subd, and the Alki Point car service and Bill Mer nd Hugh Wallace nd other Harmon and ¢ ing up the ba went annc Albert Bid patriotsa who fought for amp Clark were giv on the presi. hat Congressman Burleson was selact- And that {s why Edgar ©, postmaster It was inev Battle table. It Just had to If he had cried out and protested went the fish and gro yman Even beans are more expensive to- | *#4inat It, it would have been of no ed for postmaster general aes avail Burleson and Edgar Battle were I believe the solution les with There {it was—the postmaster's great old chume in the knee-trous- the women, as they do mort of the |J0D, at 6,000 plunks per year, with ers period. So Edgar was drawn into the battle, And thereafter there was a busy Ittle scrap. Fate stepped In again. Judge MacDonald died. Batti nom Ination was confirmed, and ev. ery month he draws 600 round timoleons for signing his name to different documents brought to him by Assistant Postmaster Colkett and others who keep the > but draw down the je-—the softest place to lay down political head in the whole state Never Even Thought of It | Did Edgar want to be postmaster? | Harking back to that red-letter| y in democratic annals, when one oodrow Wilson crossed the tape w lengths abead of T. KR. and ote a in a month mont left the present Prof. Taft at inery ae Yet the starting post, we to ask this | peavertics manent rediicouts 22 ert for query: Did Edgar Battle at that} order. thes no paid time have any idea of becoming] her fare, {t wan refused postmaster of Beattle? Now, | am notsblaming the con. Answer: “Nay Not a Edgar was following the even state of Te he couldn't fore- entirely the pastime of indulging Just a little bit of political activ But | Joins the Wilson Club Unusual values at all So when the Wilson club ws times, made possible that was before = poke through our gigantic y at Walla Walla, Eigar wrote purchasing power, op- { his name and address gn a litle erating, as we do, @ rd, attended a meeting or two, chain of stores extend- able us to offer $4.00 and $5.00 Shoes for— fison, he was content to let tt go that, and not engage in the ac preconvention _battle| nich his own brother, Alfred Bat-! Brother Alfred in Fight r Alfred, having been a in the law business with R. 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