The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 23, 1913, Page 4

iq « THE SCHIFES NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Telegraph Bervice of the United Press Assootation. Batered at the clase matter Company « tofficn, Seattle, Waah., ae second Published by The #tar Pablishing evening except Sunday ~ A WOMAN IS PENNY WISI DAILY HEALTHOGRAM ant pound f and pound foollsh who shuts out by pulling down the shades tn order to prevent her carpeta and her furniture from fw ing. Faded cheoks are more to be feared than faded furniture, Lo the sunlight tn When Will New York Wake Up? NDOUBTEDLY there are some things at which eved New Yorkers are capable of feeling shame Aren't you curious to know what their limit of endurance is When Charles E. Hughes, the ablest public man they have had in our time, was spending his last ounce to free the strangling clutch of privilege so that the state might breathe; when, time after time, he led a sortie and asked for volunteers, don't you remember what a pitiable few résponded—how the m of the citizenship remained dull} apathetic, seemingly as they didn’t care? And now Sulzer! Poor stick that he is, a lathe painted to resemble steel, wobbling about in his perplexity between bluffs for the public and private appeals to the bosses for mercy; low as he has sunk the office which Hughes so lately lifted up, don't for a minute overlook that not even Murphy or Barnes or the Mephistophelian Elihu Root or their fatwad backers, the Ryans and Belmonts and Morgans who pull the wires to which they, puppet-like, dance, are chiefly to blame, for they but follow the bent of their several natures The blame, friends and brethren, rests squarely on the! broad shoulders of Mr Middle Class New York Citi zen, in town or country; he who continues to shut his eyes to facts and vote his ticket according to tradition, counting it an honor to stand pat. He it is, and he alone, who makes it possible for Ryan to have two votes in the United States senate, a majority at Albany and walled in cities at strategic points up state. | ‘ Who allows privilege to pick judges like Werner, the assassin of workingmen’s compensation. Who sleeps while the grafters steal and follows eminent decoys like geese to| the slaughter. | Some day, some day, this somnolent person will wake upJeWe wonder when? | Smug, LATEST WOMEN’S styles cal! for men's vests with standup linen collars. Now, how In the na of goodness, can they reconcile those things with the split and transparent skirts? Cultivate Your Will Power VER see a chap who, at a crisis in his career, decided what he should do by flipping a dollar? | It’s so much easier to rely on blind chance than to exercise judgment! The world such people They're the suckers who, the old saw tells us, are born every minute Not bad folks, you understand; just weak in will power When they fail, as most of 'em do, the excuse that they offer is that Inck was against them. Among them are the patrons of clairvoyants and fortune Pid ou women whe teed to tellers. Such should read the confessions of an assistant |carry her money in her stocking? clairvoyant recently printed in the Outlook. Here is a agg cat othe ae sample: pockets. “Among people of high professional standing we did a big business in charms and love philters and balms. To a young lawyer of national reputation we sold a salve which he ‘was to rub into his chest just over the heart, to ease the pain from a love affair he had had. I had prepared the salve or ‘balm’ myself, just as I prepared them all; it was composed of nothing but potato pulp. Sometimes I used turnip. The love powders were plain baking soda.” The merit in such concoctions—surpassing that of some) medicines—is that, though they couldn't possibly do any di- rect good, they were equally powerless to harm, | No; we will have to take that back. They do do harm | They weaken the will power. Your will is like a muscle; it grows flabby from lack of exercise. Use it. Cultivate self-reliance. Fight your own! battles. Don’t hang on the skirts of mystery or chance. It fen’t the gold-bricking that hurts you most. It’s the doping of your precious will power—that faculty which distinguishes man from the dumb beasts and makes it possible for him to resemble a god. | Slams the redskins ri contains many [wu eee A Chicago man and hie wife are in a row, the wife believing tracts too much feminir She insists that he wear whiskers. saying that t a beard he ts too handsome. Remote from us the idea of getting Into the row, but the lady's idea of a beard agrees with ours Inspiration! To keep all |women away from him, why not compel him to wear sidewhiskers? eee You Don’t Say! PHILADELPHIA HAS got a real booster now. It's a 3,200-year-old Sphinx just arrived at the University of Pennsytvania from Egypt. | TELEPHONE? Bill—Once whil I was crossing ithe Atlantic ft rained so much that the ocean ros three inches. Hill—How do you know? Bill—Our captain kept a mark op the side of the vessel! eee Some people might not have so much trouble In making both ends meet if they didn’t fill the middle full of drink Ask for “Independent” When You Want Long Distance TIZ Comforts and Cures Sore Feet Foot-Torture Ends, Foot-Joy Begins, In Your First Foot-Bath of TIZ. OU will save time and money and secure far — id TIZ cures sore fe tender feet Y more satisfactory results by patronizing the feet puffed up with pain Hot pe tired, chafed and sme feet, are Independent Telephone Service exclusively. soothed and made well, Corns, bun lo’ callouses d echilb are re Neved at once by a gladdening TIZ foot bath. TI% fs on nalo everywhere, at drug and department stores price a box O get the Independent Long Dtstance Telephone Service Don't et deal remove your receiver from the hook and merely request era fool you with somethin the local operator for “Independent.” Under the improved that tan't. TIA system, with its remarkable facilities, it is no longer necessary to call for “Long Distance.” the local will the Independent long distance switchboard, and about 400 cities and When you say “Independent” to operator you bé connected directly with your towns in Oregon and Washington, Then, on receiving the won't sups answer, “Independent,” giv® the name and address of the per. by mall, on re e son wanted colpt of price Walter Luther Dodge & Co, | 1228 So, Wa bash Ave. Chi- cago, ‘DEAD SHOT BILL FROM NURSERYVILLE’ That is, until the maid bereft, hat has become of the old-| the | Main 0400. Prive necting with all dep PHONES RATE. By mall, 4 Ale; ix By carrier one month |) #110, in elty, 26 wody j ~ Th By Fred Schaefer , For wna Ao conto] | CHEER UP, YOU UGLY MEW! IF YOU’VE GOT BRAINS |... tho | YOU CAN GET BY WITH THIS CHARMING LASSIE gone tan | By Abe Hurwitz e* Pity t handsome man. Com $0 minerate with him, Shed a few! os ra for him. Once he may hav nt nm the idol of beautiful matines ad wirin Once he may have been en ion throned in pulehritudinous glor: ) But no more . oa It ts we, who are blessedly shy! ¥ and lacking of beauteour claims shad who may this day take beart, It} he ts for us that the clouds are van Bair, ishing, and we may » 16 #llver ely ining. To us, a roseate vista hath ie opened, for do we noth the grea! word of one of the most beautiful mot women on the stage that in ua, the «rl! ones, lies “the only real hrs happiness” for an attractive 4 woman? Ov eee r, We have ne Ketth—June! Breathe there a mere man who Ge ould not love mich a name, with lowed It conndtes of gentleness, in i aline, roser ro q mean Tune bridse-June “el the footlight favorite who due will be at the Mdropolitan theatre week {n th» comedy, “Stop | am ins, is sponso| for these glad B to # tidings aid message ot} deci I have never yit known a man br who had beauty who had also nenne she says. E’ Zowle! Wouldft that make c Harry Whitney Trat wince? ME Women admire hgly men,” she not m@ely. plain men % y men, bul positively ugly din ones—"women adnire ugly men ; because th t distinct We forces in th q¢ ney’ oe? stal Now watch Jay “homas and Hi and Gill ewell with pridt join oe : | “The men who jave done the thet marvelous things ap never ‘pretty stiff men.” continues Ife Keith. “Waly F ‘ men, or at least njn who are no! Hi handsow are mop Ikely to get ie ie Comes on in the world, ‘he very intenst Th ne ty of thelr effortasharpens thelr ht and left. |But Bill's her hero atures, hardens helr faces and ss ders them brung: «fl stsiociceniprcaaittasi u $$$ ——| “Another reason yhy a beautiful 2 | woman marries an ¢ly man {s that, a ai even though she hye not a thim- June Keith 7) THINGS THE PRESS Jitiih or praise verseif, sho ad . eas AGENTS PROMISE | ™!re* them tne mo wees cae ae, “A woman is qutkly bored \ If It's Corr i |the society of thdman who haere d Cheasty Has It The “Chocolate Soldier” returns) perfect featu an ]to the Moore tonight for an form if he have anjmpty he ae pa Aare 4 |my opinion, very lever m kagement of three nights and usually homely ambetta ular Saturday matinee. Manager| prance, Frederick fe Great, Peter Ketcham, of the Moore, reports an | th and evejour own oe | neo! pill really hide 2 * Joxceedingly large sale for all four| ham Lincol t - | > performances, and no doubt with /ously usly; yet oad, was bo thie /| | 9 eS eT ihe cant including Antoinette Kop-| ed the most mr Salamanca! | | etaky and Charles Purcell, two of|time and country”) Amounts to the Same the mom porivics of Nadina and| 1 am not baldinded. | Netther = Thing. |Humerii, the engagement will be/%m I old, But I'verdered & ar | highly successful. There will be|fow seat for the sw Heat weet An augmented orchestra, which ts) i = els a a ae always considered one of the strong) With me. We one attractions with “The Chocolate|tinet bit with Jum ____ | | Soldier.” ah: Be and Saturday matees, beginning “The Girl from Mumma,” which| Sunday evening. || | comes to the Moore Sunday night es t of four nights A strong featureof the play at | and a Wednesday / matin with|the Seattle theatr this week in || Olive Vall, has provided that popn-| The Virginian. § {s a familiar || lar and clover artist with the best|fleure to all whomow the West, } hicle of her career. The me |the tall, deliberp cowpuncher, | numbers of “The Girl from M with his dark corfexton, hin belt | | Were written eapecially for Mias|and gun, bis surficial slowness | | Vail by Fred A. Bobnhorst, the|and his substant# good sense. book ts by J. A. Lacey. Seats go t jon sale tomorrow morning for the CONSOLIDATS PAPERS | entire engagement DENVER, Oct. $—John C. Shat ore for of Chicago hi mt and will | | One of the season's brightest | consolidate th ky Mountain || | successes, Carlyle Moore's farce| News and the Depr Times. | Stop Thief,” with its satisfying 1 | blend of fun and melodramatic] Cla jarton No. 1, Daugh- | | She—Fvery one says tho count| thrills aplenty, will be the attrac-|ters of Veterans, [Il hold uneh: || le marrying: me for my money.|tion at the Metropolitan theatre eon at 1 o'clock May in Veterans Hut really he ts a great financier. fOr seven nights and Wednesday Armory. | OUTH and Freshness, they’re He—Yos. That is what I thought | ———_———— remeron } aS ts when I heard he ‘was to marry yOu. the notes in the new Fall ef © | e Laiee hits pane ena Pir for Men and Young Men— eating in the kitchen. It leads B i H. D., whose card is postmarked 0. lege Clothes are the rage, what- Tacoma, to write, “Where else || ever the age. would they eal : eae | By Gilson Gardner | Tell Us Some of Her Clever! (Correspondent of The Star.) | —_—_esssss | Sayings. | WASHINGTON, Oct. 23.—The new income tax lags In effect | " | an You must pay {t by next June, and your return mt be in by next S ecial and ot ns fe éaugh ‘The law covers this year’s Inme. In fact, it p see goes back to last March, From thidate, tf you are|| | - ‘ 5 A man who loaned John D. one of the “victims” of the tneod tax, you must! | Superior Union | Tailored from latest Fifth oh ( gone to e t or c to Une | i ii Rockefeller $ o hn Kone fe ithe anon Dobe IT 7 ECT Tou Suits that Fit Avenue models, tailored by such news na that which prevents Bt yas Cre Sementtee S88 BRYON CREE CEryW Al) $1.00 Up | artists of the needle; each a lot of men from loaning money speal Pyteoagbeid Sul Pre ee Herenagr eee age | Also Dr. Deimel, PR ft evel n who clal own you are married an¢ “ hy | si ‘| one as faultlessly fi John D. Rockefeller really did so, user, you will have to pay 1 per of on the margin | and other famous | if it had been made espe- we're wot. surprised that John is on these figuves and the togmit of your tm | | lines of | nderwear. | cially for y the richest man in the world, vome, In ecdition, 1f your net Inge exceeds | ise ahs os] ail) you, | eee 000, you pay 1 per cent more t 0,000; on $50,- | oa aoe oe - 000, 2 per cent more up to $75,600, 3 per Satu A i ENVY. cent more up to $100 0, 4 per cent) Suits, Overcoats, Raincoats, ™ 7 node ‘t} | > ),000; 0 260,000, more tc en - eats The truly modest girl doesn't | | } more te 000; on $250, more a New Display Extra Trousers, $3.50 up. | | stand any chance!” “What's hurting now?” | “T was thinking about Jack | | | | Explanations of law | } Nicetellow marrying Imogene.” | | | | | | | “What's the matter with probably, at every | Imogene?” “One night when they hadn't been acquainted long I heard him ask her {f she would scream if he kissed her.” | | get a blank form LIEVE YOU form and fill It out Gilson Gardner | Incidentally, there are penalk “Of course she said she | | too long the tax Is doubled, and if you try to swea would?” chance of a $2,000 fine or a year in jatl, or both! “Not she. She sald she'd Of course, your first returns are for a Pp scream tf he didn’t!”—Houston of the year, and the figure for you to keep | Post $3,000 and 94,000, but $2,500 and $3,333.33. Is because ry you are to pay on your Income for that part the year be- cee tween March 1 and December 30, 1913. There's Some Truth In It. Most people will not pay their income taxes thselves, but will for have have it taken out of their income before they get e ho « ape The man on salary will have his tax deductefom his pay and th intry paners forwarded to the government by his boss | arviinaiee He ea cre mcnee, eae t The man getting rents in terms above $3,000)d $4,000 a ws e Sieete sa hiro pre-| Will have it held out by the man who pays the re | cent a th a kt pup those The man living on interest will have the inco}tax held out by| papers apt to devote ® column! the person, firm or corporation whose bonds or otl{form of s« Jot epace in a write-up of the affair Fulton 1.) Journa ho holds For Instance— income tax collected as under th FROM the law $500,000, and on all over $500,000, are treasury department and will sooge ready for dis tribution throughout the country. hey can be had, postoffice. some people by officials, but the f that you do not or an explanatqDOkS Yopust get a A person living on dividends or the profits of Dr. Abbott a ferstonal Moat have the Nn Brulays to attend & sick cow Monday, | poration tax, 9 cow died Monday nixht.-Marshfieid | In other words, there 18 no new Income tax o Win.) News. tions. And— 1 Dispatoh t Herald via Com mpany's System.) Mr. Jullan Stor the books. CB, Friday hie fe cuplen a {}county or muntielpal bonds, gets off. brows, haw loat nis > dors | exempt iy mane | such public securities. own returns. 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